Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti

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Santa Apne Susral Gaya Aur Sasur Ji Ke Aage Rone Lag Gaya

Santa: “Sasur Ji, Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti

Sasur: “Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Ki Baat Hai, Yahan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha

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Sasur Ji, Apki Beti Muje Sex Nhi Krne Deti. Sasur: Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Nasib Ki Bat Hai, Yhan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha

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136 Comments

  1. divya says:

    santa ka chota hoga issliye wo santa ko sex nhi karne deti hogi

    1. wild says:

      LADKIYA LADKIYA LADKIYA KUCH BHI KAR SAKTI HAIN MOHALLA KYA POORA DESH KHUSH KAR SAKTI HAIN

    2. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @divya,kya baat hai tumhe to santa ka size

      tak maalum hai…???

    3. Anuj says:

      admin ji tmko mera jo b comnt acah lage rakh liya kro

    4. moiht sharma says:

      uska koi or boy friend hoga vo mje se karta hoga

  2. Rao_rocks says:

    Good Joke Yaar

    First to comment i think

  3. Anuj says:

    admin wah mera coment ko joke bana diye acha hai… lakin iska punjabi versn kaha hai

    1. Anuj says:

      Rat k 1 baje Ek admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gya. usey bed pe litaya phr kamre ki light bujha di b.v k pas gya or so gya Sorry me gande msg nai bhejta

    2. Anuj says:

      ye mera joke hai…… ha ha ha ha ha ha

  4. dil b says:

    hi grls . yahan koi ladki hai jo mujhse sex kar sake. meri g.f to mujhe kane nai deti wo mere bade lund se darti hai .

    DIVYA RUBY RAJNI ANY BODY HELP YAAAR

    1. tina says:

      dil b, mujhe lagta hai tumhe AIDS hai tabhi to tumhari GF tumhe karne nahi deti

  5. spicychick says:

    hey kapil, today i wrote a song on my mom! @tina, wat do u want to say wat i m?

    1. tina says:

      spicy, tum imotional devi ho.

  6. rajesh says:

    divya or pia se bhi sara mohalla khush he.

  7. VKA says:

    MUST HAI

  8. Jackson says:

    divya,shabnam.tina tum sabse hum sab khush hein !!!

    lage raho bole to hame lage rahne do !!!

  9. kapeed says:

    good jock! tina darling hame bhi khus kar do

    1. tina says:

      khush raho.

  10. KB says:

    hiiiiiii

  11. sohail says:

    bechara santa, ussko kab milegi khushi??beti ne sare mohalle ko khush rakha, aur ek santa ko thodi si khushi nahi de sakti???

  12. Sagar says:

    nice jok sir

  13. Deepak says:

    Hi everybody twade jija g wapas aa gaye ne.

    Hello 2 all of you especialy admin divya and notty hotty

  14. Deepak says:

    Divya pata hai main apne cousin ki shadi me punjab gaya hua tha.

    Wahan maine ek ladki k saath first time sex experience kiya.

    Sach me döno ko boht dard hua tha

  15. Deepak says:

    Bada maja aya tha

  16. Deepak says:

    Aap me se kis kis ne mujhe miss kiya sach batana?

  17. RAJ Faridabad says:

    divya ji kya aap se bhi sara mohalla khush rahta hai……….??????????

  18. Deepak says:

    All jokes published earlier than this are very nice

  19. Deepak says:

    Taxi joke is the most funniest of all

  20. Deepak says:

    Up joke me jo comment hai vo maine nahi kiya

  21. Deepak says:

    Divya your comment in bra joke towards nilesh is fantastic

  22. Dr. Sia says:

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    m sure santa ki wife ko aids hoga….after all she is santa's wyf n wyf's hmesha apne husband ka accha chahti h.so mr. santa sad nh hone ka

    1. Khushnu says:

      Hey Dr. Sia

      Nice Thinking Yaar,

      Wah Bhartiya Naari Tune Hamara Mann MOH Liya.

  23. Deepak says:

    Admin sir, my joke is still in waiting list?

  24. Vikii says:

    nice remix

  25. Rukhsana says:

    Aapko Di Gayi Choot Ek Suvidha Hai,

    Na Ki Aapka Adhikar,

    Uska Upyog Finguring aur Mastubrating Mein Karein,

    Na Ki Ladkon se Chudwane Mein….

    Saujanya Se

    “CCC”

    (Choot Care Centre)

    Mahilahit Mein Jari

    ___________________

    Compiled By:

    Rukhsana

    A Lesbian Girl

    :::::: CEO ::::::

    CHOOT CARE CENTRE

    1. Khushnu says:

      Hello Rukhsana,

      Kab tak CARE karogi apni Choot ki,

      Ek din toh BHURTA banega aapki choot ka.

      Aur Woh Khushnu ya phir Uska Bhai hi Banayega.

      (Choice Is Your's)

    2. ravi says:

      ruksana darlin ek baar taste kar lo tumhari bimari thik ho jayegi

  26. Acky says:

    Aaliya where are you dear ????????

    I asked two times about your exams why dont you reply…..

    Did you forget me ???????

  27. Acky says:

    Santa ka present address kya hai sameer baba….. ????

  28. Acky says:

    Aaliya sweetheart missing you so much…….

    I will wait for your reply >>>>>>>>>>>>>

  29. kabir says:

    bahut achche

  30. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear yaha par jitni b bate ho rhi hain unse tum kafi dukhi ho chuki ho….par dear jyada pareshan hone ki zarurat nhi hai…..kehne do jo kuch log tume keh rhe hain…baki me to hu hi..

  31. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY tum itni sweet aur innocent ho ki..sab log tume chhedte hain…

  32. kabir says:

    sasur se. Ya sasu se ?

  33. kapil the cute boy says:

    IMRAN is so lucky ki use tum jesi sweet gf mili hai…

  34. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY mene tume orkut me search kiya par tum muje mili nhi …tum muje search kar lo….last me pithoragarh laga dena to me mil jaunga

  35. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA hum film dekhne chalenege kun sa show dekhna chahogi…

  36. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA next six month me SAKET me rahunga…milna hai to apna pata de dena

  37. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA ye batao yaar kya ladkiya b kai ladko ke sath sex karna pasand karti hain….jese ki mostly boys k case me hota hai….

    1. tina says:

      kapil, hum bhi insan hain yaaaaar

  38. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK my dear yaha par jo log love ko sex k sath jod rhe hain to unhe me bata dena chahta hu ki….aisa zaruri nhi hai…jo ladka jesa hota hai wo usi tarah sochta hai…ek ladki thi BHAWANA hum dono ek dusre se bahut pyar karte the…lekin mere dil me kabhi b uske sath sex karne ka khayal nhi aaya…..true love me aisa hota hai..me agar uske bare me kabi aisa sochta tha to apne aap me glani mahsus hoti thi

  39. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar tumara size kya hai….

    1. moiht sharma says:

      tina tu dekhia real ch

    2. tina says:

      kapil meri size ko suspence hi rahne do, chupe huve raj ka maja hi alag hota hai

  40. kapil the cute boy says:

    KAPIL IN SAD MOOD-"mera jeevan kaura kagaj kaura hi reh gaya….ek hawa ka jhonka aaya toota dali se fool

  41. ahsaam says:

    hehe

  42. kapil the cute boy says:

    SUNO

    SUNO

    SUNO

    SABHI GIRLS SUNO MERE PAAS EK TAREEKA HAI JIS SE AAP APNE BF KI VIRGINITY CHECK KAR SAKTI HO……ME KOI MAJAK NHI KAR RHA AGRA AAP LOG TAREEKA JAANANA CHAHO TO ME BATA SAKTA HU

  43. sgp says:

    Mohalla me kisine dekhi nahi hogi……

  44. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA ye batao yaar ki ladkiyo ko satisfy karne me kitna waqt lagta hai

    1. tina says:

      kapil, tumhe ye jan kar bada afsos hoga ki ladkiya khabhi bhi puri satisfy nai oti hai. is mamle me ladke hi pure satisfy hote hai or tum to khud ek ladke ho tumhe qya batau

  45. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI kya tumne kabi kisi ka dekha hai….real me yaa film me….

    1. anjali says:

      no KAPILL maine ni dekha dear..

  46. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA my sweet dear kya tumne b nhi dekha kabi

  47. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY my dear frnd yaar tum dukhi mat hona..tumne bataya ki tumne dinner nhi kiya to muje kafi bura laga…my dear yaha sare dost hain…isliye apni chupi hui feelings yaha par ek dusre k sath share karte hain

  48. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI tumne jawab nhi diya GOA me to dear 2 piece me ghumna padega tum apna size batao me tumare liye leke aata hu..

  49. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI aur wo me tume apne hatho se pehnana chahhta hu…..

  50. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar tum TINA k boobs mujse kyu press karwana chahti ho…fir tum kya karogi jaanu

    1. tina says:

      kapil, kyoki divya ab 3 din tak tumhare pass nahi aa sakti. shayad isliye ……………………

  51. manish says:

    admin ji namaste kaise hooooo

  52. manish says:

    arey kapil bhai tune bata nahi tera cyber cafe ka business hai kya….

  53. manish says:

    hey divya kya haal hai dear…..yaar ye kapil tumhare saath movie dekhne mei bada interested hai……..ek kam karna jab bhi tum kapil ke saath movie dekho to usey musli power jarur khila dena……hehehe

  54. manish says:

    divya baby kya hum apki divya gufa ka dedar kar sakte hai…..hehehehe

  55. manish says:

    santa shadi karta hi kyu hai bechara isse to accha hai ki kisi 200rs wali randi ke pas chalajaye…..

  56. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiiiiii how r u dear……okk aj mai tumhe 930pm online milunga……agar 10-15min upar niche ho jaye to chali mat jana wait karna….

    1. anjali says:

      I am fine MANISHHH yarr tum kaha the……. aur yarrr agr aj m free hogi to hi aaogi ok agr ni ayi to nraz mt hona dearrrrrrr.

  57. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiii………tujhe jiwan ki dor se bandh liya hai,,,,,,,tere zulmositam sarankhon par….

    1. anjali says:

      MANISHHHHH kya batt h dearrrrr bhut acha h kaha se sikh kr ate ho yh shayri hme bhi to pta chle na…..

  58. manish says:

    arey divya……tum santa te ke bare mein kya sochti ho…..usey shadi karni chahiye ya 200rs wali randi fit hai uske liye….

  59. manish says:

    arey kapil kapalbhati kara karo tumhe kapalbhati baba ramdev ki bajaye baba admin ji sikhayenge…

  60. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA mere hath me l.. nhi tumare b… hain jara dhyan se dekho to sahi

  61. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA dear..mene full sex to kabi kiya nhi haan partially zarur kiya hai…

  62. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiiiiiiii ACKY..,,my exmz gone gud yarr…….!!!

    I'm vry hppy……..!!!! and I missd u too dear…tke-kre……!!!!!

  63. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA tumne kaha ki tumne karte huye dekha hai kaha dekha hai

  64. manish says:

    arey admin ji agar apki sati pe do logo ko pyar ho jaye to apki site pe unki shadi ka koi pravdhan hai…..matlab pandit ho hamare adminji….aur barati gharati ho hamarey sare viewers………aur phir jab online chat suhagrat chalegi to sabko adesh dena hoga ki shant rahooooo……hamari site ke varvadhu abhi apna karyakram chala rahe hainnnn….hehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Manish bacha site pe agar kisi ko pyar ho jaye to Baba saxidas khud unko ashirwad dete hai aur fir dulhe ko room se bahar bhej ke pahle khud bog lagate hai.. uske baad fir dulhe ko bhulate hai aur us se room ko saaf karvate hai jo ki ast vayast ho jata hai
      uske baad fir dulhe ko bahar bhej ke vadhu ke saath subha tak sote hai.. subha hote hi baba saxidas chale jate hai aur var vadhu agar kuch karna chahte to kar sakte hai
      aur kuch jaankari leni hai bachha

      1. minisha says:

        ha ha ha.
        what a reply

  65. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dear tum kehti ho ki santa ka kafi chota hoga par my dear dont worry hathi taiyar hai…tum b ready ho jao

  66. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar TINA ko bata do ki me mu.. marne ki aadat bahut pehle chod chuka hu…tum bata do kab

  67. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA agar muje ANJALI ka kuch utarna pade to me bra utarunga

    1. anjali says:

      KAPIL yarrr kini barr khu iss kamm prmisn ni h kisi ko.

      1. varun says:

        hay anjali i m a varun kya hum tum dost ban sakte hai

      2. varun says:

        hay anjali i m a varun kya hum tum dost ban sakte hai agar haa to reply jarur karna

  68. spicychick says:

    to all, dnt get me wrong, i lov me wo i am, smtimes i m lazy, i gt bored, i get scard, i feel ignored, i feel happy, i get silly, i choke on my own words, i make wishesh, i have dreams, n i wan u 2 b'live, i m jus an ordinary girl

  69. spicychick says:

    thnx a lot kapil! mei south n north america, n europe v ja chuki hu, bt aaj tak itne rude peoplz nai dekhe meine, datz y ye sub handle karna mushkil ho raha hai, tel me, sub indians eise hi hai kya???

  70. Khushnu (THARKI BOY) says:

    Yaar Kapil tere bas ki kuch hai nahin.

    Tujhse Sirf Baatein Chodni aati hai, ladki toh sapne mein bhi nahi chodo hogi tune,

    Kiyounki toh ek baat par ATAL nahin rehta,kabhi kehta hai meri gf nahin phir suddenly woh bhi aa jaati (Bhawna) aur kabhi kehta meine kabhi sex nahin kiya, aur na hi mujhe sex mein interest hai, Ab tu yeh bata tu beach per Spicy ko sirf CHADDI (Innerwear) mein kiyoun le jaana chahta hai,Mood banaane k liye ya phir Spicy ka figure dekh kar Beach per Muth Maarega,Divya Se tu milna chahta hai kiyon,Anjali k pass tu jaana chahta hai kiyon, Har chiz ka logic hota hai yaar ek.

    Aur tu yeh keh raha hai k ladka virgin hai ya nahin yeh confrim ho jaayega,

    Kapil Mere Bhai aaj k time ladki virgin hai ya nahin yeh sirf ladki jaanti hai, aur ladka virgin hai ya nahin yeh bhi sirf ladka hi jaanta hai, Baatein Chodne se kuch nahin hota, ok

    I hope u Understand. My Frnds Call Me THARKI.

    Hum ladki chaal dekh kar bata dete k woh DABWA kar aa rahi hai ya phir CHUDWA kar.

  71. Khushnu (THARKI BOY) says:

    Aur Sameer Bhai Confirm ho gaya k hum Kiya hain.

  72. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

    kaha ho yaar..???

    saare delhi ka kabarkhana chaan mara par

    tumhara to kahi pata hi nahi hai…

    Honey aab to mujhse mil lo…

  73. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Anjali,tum tension mat lo tumhara secret

    mai nahi kisi se bolne wala….

    1. anjali says:

      hyeeee PIYUSH mera sigret only two prsns ko pta h ok… or jyada apna dimag mt chlao.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Anjali,wahi to bol raha hu tumhara secret

        Do aadmi ko hi pata hai…Tumhe aur mujhe..

        isme jyada dimaag chalane wali baat kya hai..???

        kisi ladki ke uppar to mai nude comments nahi karta..

        lekin itna majak to chal sakta hai…????

        Agar bura laga ho to sorry…

  74. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Tina,Meri X-girlfriend kaha ho….

    dekho to tumhare liye mai nai brand ki

    undergarments laaya hu…

  75. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Aaliya,sweetheart kaha ho…???

    hum tumse naaraz hai…

  76. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Divya &@Tina yaar tumne abhi tak decide

    nahi kiya ki tum dono me se kaun meri

    girlfriend banna chahogi…???

  77. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @rosy,madam ka kya haal chakl hai…???

    1. Rosy says:

      @piyush, madam k hal chal toh bindaas h.. U k btao

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @rosy,aapun to mast hai bole to ek dum Taka-

        Tak.

        1. Rosy says:

          @piyush, good 2 know tat:)

          1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

            @Rosy,Thanks yaar chalo kisi ko to khusi

            hui ye jaankar ki mai thik hu…..

  78. spicychick says:

    for kapil, true frnd, u r hr til d end, u pul me aside wen thngs aint right, talk to me n mk me smile, til i m all right again, coz u r a true frnd!!! acha to hum chalte hai, mere bro k dost/ dostin ki b'day party hai, see ya

  79. Acky says:

    Hey Aaliya naraz ho kya……….????????

    1. prahlad says:

      i miss u and love u

      Tumhari bahut yaad aat h

      Tum kese ho

      Please mujhe call kro

      Ur.

      Anushka agarwal

      …….230

  80. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @spicychick,dear attraction towards opposite sex kewal ek dusre ko dekhkar hi nahi hota…uske imagination se bhi hota hai,uske achhe baato se bhi hota hai.

    About true love….

    jitna tumhara age hoga na usse jyada pahle ka mera pyar hai aur mai har jimmedari ko nibhata aa raha hu jisse hamare riste me pyar badhe.mai ye nahi kahta ki IMRANs se tumhara pyar jhuta hai…lekin jis age ko tum cross kar rahi ho wo aisa hi hai jaha man karta hai ki apne partner ki Baahon me puri zindgi den.But we can't denie the reality.Ho sakta hai ki tum apne taraf se thik ho par kya wo apne taraf se thik hai..???Tumhara pyar tabhi bana rahega jab tumhara BoyFriend har tarah se tum dono ke future ke liye concious rahe..

    One thing i want to tell you that we love madly the person who is away from us but our feelings shorts when he/she is in front of us.

    pyar kitna gahra hai uska pata tab chalega jab tum dono

    ek dusre ke saamne hoge kyuki jab saamne rahoge to ek dusre ko face karoge and how you both handle yourself will be the base of your love…

  81. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    hey spicy,i am sorry that your Mom is not

    with you but don't feel bad we all are here

    to fill the lonelyness of your Mom…

  82. spicychick says:

    hey kapil, m misin u

  83. dil b says:

    hey divya agar tumse koi puche k chhooot kya hoti hai to tum kaise define krogi……….

  84. dil b says:

    hey divya agar tumse koi puche k chhooot kya hoti hai to tum kaise define karogi …

  85. jai says:

    KAPIL YAAR TU IN LADKION KE PICHHE HAATH DHOKAR NAHI PURA NHA DHOKAR PAD GYA HAI INKO SABKO GHASS MAT DAAL NAHI TO SAB HAATH SE NIKAL JAANGI

  86. jai says:

    KAPIL YAAR YE NONVEG SITE HAI ISPE LOVE,EMOTION JAISE WORD MAT LAAO

  87. anjali says:

    ni KAPIL yarrrr itni prmisn ni h kisi ko…..

    1. RAJ Faridabad says:

      anjali kya tum bhi apne mohalle ko khush rakhti ho

      1. anjali says:

        jst shut ur mouth ok……. RAJJJ next time mere bare me koi cmnt krne ki jrurt ni h smjheeeee.

  88. anjali says:

    yarrrr KAPILL iss TINA ko kuch prblm h kya aise hi sbko kuch bhi khti rhti h apne ap jaisi h dusro ko bhi vaisa smjhti h maine aj tk usse kuch ni kaha h fir bhi glat bolti rhti h yarrrrr.. yh koi bat hoti h kya aise hi kisi ko bhi hurt krti rhti.

  89. spicychick says:

    @piyush, u dnt knw my imran, bt i knw him by all anglz, n mom ki kami koi pura nai kar sakta, jabhi mein apni frndz n unki mom ko dekhti hu ya fir sad hoti hu, tab mujhe bht cry fl hota hai

  90. minisha says:

    ye site ka motto change ho gya hai kya???

    1. Khushnu says:

      Sahi keh raho Minisha Aap,

  91. Raja_Hyd says:

    Santa ne to chakko wali baat kar di….abey deti nahi to jhapat pad aur le le…sasur kya aapni gaand dega…

  92. sanju says:

    kash aisi koi ladki hamare mohlle me b hoti

  93. drdon says:

    hi friends i m ur new friend drdon ask any sex problem if u have gals specilly invited for confidicial tratment lol

  94. Rosy says:

    @piyush, sabhi ko khusi hogi, bata kar toh dekho

    1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Rosy,yaar sab koi tumhare jaisa thode hi

      hai…???

      1. Rosy says:

        @piyush, tq..lekin look around wit a smile, evry1 wil smile back at u

        1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

          @Rosy,i'll mark your words..

          1. Rosy says:

            @piyush, chalo maine kuch toh noble kaam kiya..:)

  95. prit says:

    Anjali kya baat hai tumhara pados tumse bahut khus rahta hai kabhi -2 humin bhi khusi de diya karo

  96. piyush(sweet but tough guy) says:

    @Rosy,ya you did…

  97. Farhaan says:

    Koi ladki mujhse dosti karna pasand karegi?

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  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai? Agar Aapke Man Me Ye Sawal Hai To Jawab Apne Pappu Ke Pas Hai. Teacher Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Udd Gaye

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  • Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
    Suhagraat Manane Ke Bad Apni Patni Se Kabhi Bhi Esi Baatein Puchne Ki Galti Na Kare, Nahi To Jawab Esa Hoga Ki Aap Deewar Mein Sir Marne Lagoge.
  • Kitne Tharki Log Hai Yaar
    Aap Logo Ne Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Bich Mein Bahut Si Tharki Baate Suni Hogi, Par In Dono Ne To Hadd Hi Paar Kar Di. Aap Padoge To Aapka Bhi Khada Ho Jayega
  • Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta
    Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Se Jyada Kabhi Nahi Milta Ye Kahavt Aapne Suni Hogi, Par Aaj Iska Real Example Bhi Dekh Lo Santa Banta Ki Is Story Se.
  • Main Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Agar Aap Ki Girl-Friend Aapse Puche Ki Wo Kesi Lag Rahi Hai Aur Wo Aapke Jawab Se Agree Na Ho To Aap Bhi Pappu Ki Tarha Ye Line Bol Ke Uske Dil Ko Thand Dal Sakte Ho.
  • How To Get Big Boobs?
    Easiest Way To Get Big Big Boobs - If You Want Your Wife To Get Bigger Boobs Here Is A Easy Trick From A Husband Which Works Very Well. Say Thanks To Him For The Trick
  • Rakhi Kyu Nahi Bandhwayi
    Rakhi Wale Din Pados Ki Ladkiya Ladko Ko Rakhi Bandhne Ke Piche Rahti Hai, Par Pappu Ne Ladki Ko Aisa Jawab Diya Ki Ab Wo Rakhi Bandhne Se Pahle 100 Bar Sochegi.
  • Shadi Se Pahle Ki Bate Hawabazi Hi Hoti Hai
    Aksar Log Shadi Se Pahle Juthe Wade Kar Dete Hai, Aur Bad Mein Pachatava Hota Hai, Par Is Bande Ne To Esa Juth Bola Jo Kisi Ne Shayad Aaj Tak Na Bola Ho
  • How To Do Love Marriage In Easy Way
    Agar Aap Bhi Love Marriage Karna Chahte Hai Aur Ladki Ke Ghar Wale Nahi Man Rahe To Ye Ek Choti Si Trick Use Karke Aap Bhi Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ko Mana Sakte Hai
  • Ramzan Treat For Husbands
    Vese To Biwi Jab Shohar Se Ladti Hai To Chup Hone Ka Nam Nahi Leti, Par Ramzan Ke Dino Mein Aap Ek Trick Use Karke Usko Chup Karva Sakte Ho, Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Gandi Baatein Ya Gandi Soch?
    Jab Kisi Ko Bhut Time Baad Dekhte Hai To Unme Aaya Change Surprise Kar Deta Hai, Aur Kabhi Kabhi Surprised Hokar Aisi Baatein Muh Se Nikal Jaati Hai Ki Tauba Tauba