Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti

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Santa: “Sasur Ji, Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti

Sasur: “Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Ki Baat Hai, Yahan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha

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Sasur Ji, Apki Beti Muje Sex Nhi Krne Deti. Sasur: Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Nasib Ki Bat Hai, Yhan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha

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  1. Rukhsana says:

    Aapko Di Gayi Choot Ek Suvidha Hai,

    Na Ki Aapka Adhikar,

    Uska Upyog Finguring aur Mastubrating Mein Karein,

    Na Ki Ladkon se Chudwane Mein….

    Saujanya Se

    “CCC”

    (Choot Care Centre)

    Mahilahit Mein Jari

    ___________________

    Compiled By:

    Rukhsana

    A Lesbian Girl

    :::::: CEO ::::::

    CHOOT CARE CENTRE

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY dear yaha par jitni b bate ho rhi hain unse tum kafi dukhi ho chuki ho….par dear jyada pareshan hone ki zarurat nhi hai…..kehne do jo kuch log tume keh rhe hain…baki me to hu hi..

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK my dear yaha par jo log love ko sex k sath jod rhe hain to unhe me bata dena chahta hu ki….aisa zaruri nhi hai…jo ladka jesa hota hai wo usi tarah sochta hai…ek ladki thi BHAWANA hum dono ek dusre se bahut pyar karte the…lekin mere dil me kabhi b uske sath sex karne ka khayal nhi aaya…..true love me aisa hota hai..me agar uske bare me kabi aisa sochta tha to apne aap me glani mahsus hoti thi

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    SUNO

    SUNO

    SUNO

    SABHI GIRLS SUNO MERE PAAS EK TAREEKA HAI JIS SE AAP APNE BF KI VIRGINITY CHECK KAR SAKTI HO……ME KOI MAJAK NHI KAR RHA AGRA AAP LOG TAREEKA JAANANA CHAHO TO ME BATA SAKTA HU

    1. tina says:

      kapil, tumhe ye jan kar bada afsos hoga ki ladkiya khabhi bhi puri satisfy nai oti hai. is mamle me ladke hi pure satisfy hote hai or tum to khud ek ladke ho tumhe qya batau

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY my dear frnd yaar tum dukhi mat hona..tumne bataya ki tumne dinner nhi kiya to muje kafi bura laga…my dear yaha sare dost hain…isliye apni chupi hui feelings yaha par ek dusre k sath share karte hain

  6. manish says:

    hey divya kya haal hai dear…..yaar ye kapil tumhare saath movie dekhne mei bada interested hai……..ek kam karna jab bhi tum kapil ke saath movie dekho to usey musli power jarur khila dena……hehehe

  7. manish says:

    arey admin ji agar apki sati pe do logo ko pyar ho jaye to apki site pe unki shadi ka koi pravdhan hai…..matlab pandit ho hamare adminji….aur barati gharati ho hamarey sare viewers………aur phir jab online chat suhagrat chalegi to sabko adesh dena hoga ki shant rahooooo……hamari site ke varvadhu abhi apna karyakram chala rahe hainnnn….hehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Manish bacha site pe agar kisi ko pyar ho jaye to Baba saxidas khud unko ashirwad dete hai aur fir dulhe ko room se bahar bhej ke pahle khud bog lagate hai.. uske baad fir dulhe ko bhulate hai aur us se room ko saaf karvate hai jo ki ast vayast ho jata hai
      uske baad fir dulhe ko bahar bhej ke vadhu ke saath subha tak sote hai.. subha hote hi baba saxidas chale jate hai aur var vadhu agar kuch karna chahte to kar sakte hai
      aur kuch jaankari leni hai bachha

  8. spicychick says:

    to all, dnt get me wrong, i lov me wo i am, smtimes i m lazy, i gt bored, i get scard, i feel ignored, i feel happy, i get silly, i choke on my own words, i make wishesh, i have dreams, n i wan u 2 b'live, i m jus an ordinary girl

  9. spicychick says:

    thnx a lot kapil! mei south n north america, n europe v ja chuki hu, bt aaj tak itne rude peoplz nai dekhe meine, datz y ye sub handle karna mushkil ho raha hai, tel me, sub indians eise hi hai kya???

  10. Khushnu (THARKI BOY) says:

    Yaar Kapil tere bas ki kuch hai nahin.

    Tujhse Sirf Baatein Chodni aati hai, ladki toh sapne mein bhi nahi chodo hogi tune,

    Kiyounki toh ek baat par ATAL nahin rehta,kabhi kehta hai meri gf nahin phir suddenly woh bhi aa jaati (Bhawna) aur kabhi kehta meine kabhi sex nahin kiya, aur na hi mujhe sex mein interest hai, Ab tu yeh bata tu beach per Spicy ko sirf CHADDI (Innerwear) mein kiyoun le jaana chahta hai,Mood banaane k liye ya phir Spicy ka figure dekh kar Beach per Muth Maarega,Divya Se tu milna chahta hai kiyon,Anjali k pass tu jaana chahta hai kiyon, Har chiz ka logic hota hai yaar ek.

    Aur tu yeh keh raha hai k ladka virgin hai ya nahin yeh confrim ho jaayega,

    Kapil Mere Bhai aaj k time ladki virgin hai ya nahin yeh sirf ladki jaanti hai, aur ladka virgin hai ya nahin yeh bhi sirf ladka hi jaanta hai, Baatein Chodne se kuch nahin hota, ok

    I hope u Understand. My Frnds Call Me THARKI.

    Hum ladki chaal dekh kar bata dete k woh DABWA kar aa rahi hai ya phir CHUDWA kar.

  11. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

    kaha ho yaar..???

    saare delhi ka kabarkhana chaan mara par

    tumhara to kahi pata hi nahi hai…

    Honey aab to mujhse mil lo…

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Anjali,wahi to bol raha hu tumhara secret

        Do aadmi ko hi pata hai…Tumhe aur mujhe..

        isme jyada dimaag chalane wali baat kya hai..???

        kisi ladki ke uppar to mai nude comments nahi karta..

        lekin itna majak to chal sakta hai…????

        Agar bura laga ho to sorry…

  12. spicychick says:

    for kapil, true frnd, u r hr til d end, u pul me aside wen thngs aint right, talk to me n mk me smile, til i m all right again, coz u r a true frnd!!! acha to hum chalte hai, mere bro k dost/ dostin ki b'day party hai, see ya

  13. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @spicychick,dear attraction towards opposite sex kewal ek dusre ko dekhkar hi nahi hota…uske imagination se bhi hota hai,uske achhe baato se bhi hota hai.

    About true love….

    jitna tumhara age hoga na usse jyada pahle ka mera pyar hai aur mai har jimmedari ko nibhata aa raha hu jisse hamare riste me pyar badhe.mai ye nahi kahta ki IMRANs se tumhara pyar jhuta hai…lekin jis age ko tum cross kar rahi ho wo aisa hi hai jaha man karta hai ki apne partner ki Baahon me puri zindgi den.But we can't denie the reality.Ho sakta hai ki tum apne taraf se thik ho par kya wo apne taraf se thik hai..???Tumhara pyar tabhi bana rahega jab tumhara BoyFriend har tarah se tum dono ke future ke liye concious rahe..

    One thing i want to tell you that we love madly the person who is away from us but our feelings shorts when he/she is in front of us.

    pyar kitna gahra hai uska pata tab chalega jab tum dono

    ek dusre ke saamne hoge kyuki jab saamne rahoge to ek dusre ko face karoge and how you both handle yourself will be the base of your love…

  14. anjali says:

    yarrrr KAPILL iss TINA ko kuch prblm h kya aise hi sbko kuch bhi khti rhti h apne ap jaisi h dusro ko bhi vaisa smjhti h maine aj tk usse kuch ni kaha h fir bhi glat bolti rhti h yarrrrr.. yh koi bat hoti h kya aise hi kisi ko bhi hurt krti rhti.

  15. spicychick says:

    @piyush, u dnt knw my imran, bt i knw him by all anglz, n mom ki kami koi pura nai kar sakta, jabhi mein apni frndz n unki mom ko dekhti hu ya fir sad hoti hu, tab mujhe bht cry fl hota hai

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