Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti

Jo Log Sex Karte Hue Bar Bar Condom Pahan Ne Ki Wajah Se Dukhi Hai Kripya Vo Santa Ki Biwi Ka Diya Hua Ye Idea Istemal Kare.
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Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho

So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi

Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola

Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun

Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?

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Santa- Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun. BV- Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?

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  1. Priya says:

    @naina…tum thi nahi na so maine akale akale mana liya,…
    @jay ji…kyu ques ache nahi hote kya?
    @del. Ji f9 & u?wow apke waha snow fall hota hai..very nice
    @nilesh ji..kaha bhaag gye aap?

  2. wanted. says:

    unhe baarish pasand hai or hame baarish me WOH,
    unhe hashna pasand hai or hame hashte hue WOH,
    unhe chup rhna pasand hai or hame bolte hue WOH,
    unhe sb kch pasand hai or hame SIRF WOH…

  3. Deleted says:

    @priya ji, mein to 11 saal se snowfall hi dheekh raha hun…
    Disadvantages note kijiye…
    1. food not available…khichdi and aalo only..
    2. no electricity….no life…
    3. water so chilled…can’t wash hands…
    4. all communication off…no mobile ….
    5. in case of emergency u can’t reach hospital…roads blocked….
    6. no fuel supply…no car movement…

    where is WOW….????

  4. naina says:

    aise to koi mar hi jayga , :p
    and frnds kese ho aap sab?
    and one q for u all agar koi apke lover ko apke samne purpose kre to aap kya karoge aur ha plz koi ye na kahe ki hmara to lover hi nhi h, wo imagination ka use kre…….

    1. sonam says:

      Naina yeah bohot muskil question he,mein to bohot possessiv ldki hu,kbi bardas nhi kr paungi ki koi aur mere pyar ko dekhe b………..so, yeah mere liye bohot difficult situation hogi………

  5. naina says:

    admin ji its nt fair sab chating kr rhe h aur mere comment moderation m pade h,
    @rashii m to yahi hu yr bt mere comm auto approve ni hote, so tum sb se cht ni ho paati :(

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hii… Dosto…!!!!
    @Mere Sabhi Pyare Dosto Ke Liye Advance Special Wishes:-
    **Happy Holi Frndz..**
    @Dear all friends kaise hai ap sub…???

  7. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Naina ji, ye “R.B. Celebrate” kya hai…??
    Jo aapne “Qurbani dene se kya milega” joke me comment kiya hai..
    Jo apse pahle priya ji ne celebrate kr liya..!!!
    Plz confurm….

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear, Humara hal na puche to behtar hai. Humko humare hal par chor dijiye. Mera swt Aanshu ab theek hai mujhse mob. Par baat karne ke baad he soya hai.

    1. Jay says:

      Nahi dear. . . Prblm wo v ap se ? Mere kahne ka matlab ye h keee mere Dil ka haal sunkar kahi apka Dil sad na ho jaaye. Hum to apko humesa khush dekhna chahte hai :-D

  8. wanted. says:

    DELEATED BRO, ye meri likhi phli shayri hai jo maine class 8 me likhi thi..
    socha tha usse milkr use apna hai banana…
    mgr pta chala usne phle hi bsa liya hai apna ek alag aasiyaanaa..

  9. Deleted says:

    anuj tum bhi NIGHT shift mein aa gye
    Nilesh agar study mein kuch na samajh aaye to batana….
    mein 10th pass hun….aur M.Tech bhi….bahut aache college se…..hahaha

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