Ab Roz Roz Condom Lagane Se Chutti

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Jo Log Sex Karte Hue Bar Bar Condom Pahan Ne Ki Wajah Se Dukhi Hai Kripya Vo Santa Ki Biwi Ka Diya Hua Ye Idea Istemal Kare.
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Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho

So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi

Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola

Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun

Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?

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Santa- Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun. BV- Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?

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124 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    heheheheheheehhe
    santa krwa bhi lega hahahahahaha

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Idea to jordaar hai kaun-2 lamination karwana chahta hai

  3. Deleted says:

    Maal kaha girega ????
    Admin bhi na Santa h

  4. Priya says:

    hahahahaha..
    gr8 idea ;)

    1. Jay says:

      Hmmm. . . Kya matlab ?

      1. Priya says:

        hmm…acha idea hai na.:)

  5. Jay says:

    Hehehehe. . . . Admin bro. Ye Sardarniyo ka v dimag Sardaro ki he tarah hota hai :-(

    1. wanted. says:

      :p :D :)

    2. rashii says:

      jay dear toh aj busy lag rahe hain.
      Naina ji bhi nhi dikhi
      Manish ji ap hume bhul gaye kya :-(

  6. Priya says:

    @naina…tum thi nahi na so maine akale akale mana liya,…
    @jay ji…kyu ques ache nahi hote kya?
    @del. Ji f9 & u?wow apke waha snow fall hota hai..very nice
    @nilesh ji..kaha bhaag gye aap?

    1. wanted. says:

      question to achche hote hai lekin darane wale q na kiya kr ;)

    2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Yahi to hun…

  7. rashii says:

    hehehehe

    1. Priya says:

      kaisi ho??mom ke pas aa gye or abi v door ho?

  8. rashii says:

    mumma k pas hain hum ::)

    1. Deleted says:

      rashi ji ek din to mom ka ghar begana ho hi jana h abhi se practice karo….

      1. rashii says:

        toh hum shadi hi nhi karenge kbhi

      2. wanted. says:

        to fir mera kya hoga :o

      3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Shadi..

  9. Himanshu.the.don says:

    Aree haan!!! Yaar kya khoob idea ha. Ab to condum banane wali companiyon ka diwala nikal jayega.

  10. Anuj says:

    Baba Ji mast joke ki Admin??????
    kisko bana diye Admin :o

    1. rashii says:

      admin ki post khali hain kya?? :-D

  11. wanted. says:

    unhe baarish pasand hai or hame baarish me WOH,
    unhe hashna pasand hai or hame hashte hue WOH,
    unhe chup rhna pasand hai or hame bolte hue WOH,
    unhe sb kch pasand hai or hame SIRF WOH…

    1. Deleted says:

      ab WOH ka naam bhi likh dena tha dear wanted….

      1. wanted. says:

        wo ka name to svi jaante hai… aap v.. :p

  12. rashii says:

    woh koun wanted ji hmmm

    1. Deleted says:

      rashi ji aap
      8-O
      is waqt????
      Raat ho gyi kya???

      1. rashii says:

        deleted ji kuch din tak hum din me bhi aaya karenge :)

    2. wanted. says:

      sry naam nhi bta skta..

    3. wanted. says:

      wo to aap v jaanti ho.. :)

  13. Deleted says:

    @priya ji, mein to 11 saal se snowfall hi dheekh raha hun…
    Disadvantages note kijiye…
    1. food not available…khichdi and aalo only..
    2. no electricity….no life…
    3. water so chilled…can’t wash hands…
    4. all communication off…no mobile ….
    5. in case of emergency u can’t reach hospital…roads blocked….
    6. no fuel supply…no car movement…

    where is WOW….????

    1. Priya says:

      ye sab mujhe nahii pata tha na :((

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        HaHaHaHaHa…Cute Response!

      2. rashii says:

        kash hume bhi koi cute bolta :(

  14. Deleted says:

    wanted ji ek sher meri taraf se kbul karo

    Chand, Kehkashan, Jugno, Raat, Yaad Aur Aanso…

    Hum Safar Hazaaron Hain, Mgar Dil phir bhi Akela Hay ..!

  15. Deleted says:

    Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho.
    Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho..
    Ab thoda side me ho jao,
    saas lene wali pipe me phase ho

  16. Deleted says:

    rashi ji aap ki to fb pe foto hi bahut cute aur sundar h ….

  17. rashii says:

    wanted ji aapne apna pura name nhi btaya

  18. rashii says:

    shukriya deleted ji aapne req bheji hain kya?

    1. Deleted says:

      nahi rashi ji mein fb par college k dosto se hi juda hun, not even with my work collegues….

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Aap To Cutest Ho…Hottest Ho..Beautiest Ho…. Cute Kya Hai…

      1. wanted. says:

        bas kr be, kch jyada ho rha hai :p

  19. naina says:

    aise to koi mar hi jayga , :p
    and frnds kese ho aap sab?
    and one q for u all agar koi apke lover ko apke samne purpose kre to aap kya karoge aur ha plz koi ye na kahe ki hmara to lover hi nhi h, wo imagination ka use kre…….

    1. Admin says:

      main to ye kahunga ki..

      yaad rakhna be ek bat

      Jo mera ho nahi paya wo tera ho nahi sakta.. hehehe

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        HeHeHe. Baba Ji.

    2. sonam says:

      Naina yeah bohot muskil question he,mein to bohot possessiv ldki hu,kbi bardas nhi kr paungi ki koi aur mere pyar ko dekhe b………..so, yeah mere liye bohot difficult situation hogi………

  20. naina says:

    rashii u r online great so kya ho rha h abhi”.

  21. rashii says:

    sry deleted ji sahil name se ek req aayi thi isliye pucha tha humne

    1. Deleted says:

      Rashi ji mera naam sahil nahi h… ye yahan sabhi jante h…

  22. rashii says:

    its ok wanted ji pehle hi bta dete ki ap nhi bta skte to hum fir se que karte hi nhi aapse

    1. wanted. says:

      maine uske liye kha tha ki mai WO ka name nhi bta skta. mera full name deepak singhania hai..

  23. rashii says:

    oh sry wanted ji to ap singhania ho hmm
    prince ji ab itni bhi tareef mt kijiye humari hume laaj aati hain :)

    1. wanted. says:

      q?? koi prob hai kya hmare surname se ??

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Haaye Mar Jawa….HaHaHa

  24. rashii says:

    humari fb id kaha se mili apko?

  25. rashii says:

    nhi hume kyu prb hogi apke surname se

  26. naina says:

    admin ji its nt fair sab chating kr rhe h aur mere comment moderation m pade h,
    @rashii m to yahi hu yr bt mere comm auto approve ni hote, so tum sb se cht ni ho paati :(

    1. Admin says:

      lo ji ab se aaap b chatting kar liya karo

      1. sonam says:

        Same question me b puchna chahti thi aapse???

      2. sonam says:

        Mere question ka ans nhi diya,tel me frankly kya problem he aapko mujhse???????????

  27. Ahmed says:

    Good idia but not impossible

  28. n0shin says:

    hahaha…… it’s a good idea…….

  29. n0shin says:

    santa bhale hi chutya ho magar uski bivi bohat hi chalak h…. :p

  30. Ramo says:

    Agar lamination karva leya toh pesaab kaise karega

  31. kashish says:

    hahahaha gud joke admin

  32. Anuj says:

    @manish Tumhare dad ke bare me sun ke bahat dukh hua :(
    sab badhiya hai tum sunao kya chal rha hai

  33. HPS says:

    Dosto kahan ho…???

    1. Deleted says:

      yahi h Mr. HPS

  34. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hii… Dosto…!!!!
    @Mere Sabhi Pyare Dosto Ke Liye Advance Special Wishes:-
    **Happy Holi Frndz..**
    @Dear all friends kaise hai ap sub…???

  35. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Naina ji, ye “R.B. Celebrate” kya hai…??
    Jo aapne “Qurbani dene se kya milega” joke me comment kiya hai..
    Jo apse pahle priya ji ne celebrate kr liya..!!!
    Plz confurm….

  36. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Simple Solution… Pagal wife.. Meri mano to ..-
    Santa, Nasbandi kra lo…!!
    ” Na Rahega Bans, Na Bajegi Bansuri .”

  37. Jay says:

    Hi frnds, Gud night !
    Koi hai online ??

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Yes,

      1. Jay says:

        Nilesh bro. Kya ho raha hai ?

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Abhi to study kr rha hu.

  38. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Aaj to hum bahut hi busy thhe puri delhi ka chakkar laga liya. Aap apni sunaye, kaisi hai aap ?

  39. rashii says:

    hmm

  40. rashii says:

    jay dear hum aj busy n free the :)

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear busy n free. . Kya matlab ?

  41. rashii says:

    naina ji apke que ka ans hume nhi pta :(

  42. rashii says:

    jay dear kaise ho ap n humara swt anshu kaisa hain?

    1. Jay says:

      Rashii dear, Humara hal na puche to behtar hai. Humko humare hal par chor dijiye. Mera swt Aanshu ab theek hai mujhse mob. Par baat karne ke baad he soya hai.

  43. rashii says:

    jay dear 3.30pm tk busy n us k baad free

    1. Jay says:

      Ohhh!! Bachho k sath busy thhi ?

  44. Jay says:

    @Nilesh bro. Aap study me kya kar rahe hai ?

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      B.Sc. 2 year.

  45. sonam says:

    Deleted g kaise he aap?

  46. rashii says:

    jay dear apko humse kya prb hain?

  47. rashii says:

    humara bolne me kya prb hain?

    1. Jay says:

      Nahi dear. . . Prblm wo v ap se ? Mere kahne ka matlab ye h keee mere Dil ka haal sunkar kahi apka Dil sad na ho jaaye. Hum to apko humesa khush dekhna chahte hai :-D

  48. sonam says:

    Gud nite………….

  49. Anuj says:

    Baba ji kuch users pagla gye hai unka ilaj krwa do plzzzzzzz

    1. Jay says:

      Yar Anuj tu aa gaya ? Aur suna, tujhe jukham to nahi ho gaya hai ? :-(

  50. rashii says:

    gd nt ji

    1. Jay says:

      Q G Need aa rahi hai ? Okkkk . . Gud nyt !

  51. rashii says:

    jay dear hum apse puri rat bat kar sakte hain but is trh open chat nhi

    1. Admin says:

      Abe Oye…… Lagta hai tu apne wade aur kasme bhul gayi hai…

      1. Jay says:

        Ye kauwa (Crow) kyu bolane laga ?

  52. wanted. says:

    hm mazboor hai, lekin wo hme magroor smajhte hai..
    khuda jane unke dil ka haal, wo hme mujrim ya bekasur smjhte hai..

  53. wanted. says:

    koi jinda hai kya.. mjhe nind nhi aa rhi :(

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Mai hun na…

  54. wanted. says:

    subh likhenge saam likhenge,
    jb v likhenge tera naam likhenge..
    wo pen v diwani ho jayegi
    jis pen se 2mhara naam likhenge..

    1. Jay says:

      Hmmm. . . .Yar kahi nvg baat mat likh dena nahi to pen josh me aakar hamesha ulati-sidhi baat likhne lagegi :-(

  55. wanted. says:

    aye nind ab tu v sulah kr le hmse..
    k wo bhut dur chale gye hai jinke liye hm raat jaaga krte the..

    1. sonam says:

      Ab tk ki sbse heart touching lines……..thanx wanted g yeah likhne k liye……..

      1. Admin says:

        Ganta

      2. sonam says:

        mtlb?????????/

  56. wanted. says:

    DELEATED BRO, ye meri likhi phli shayri hai jo maine class 8 me likhi thi..
    socha tha usse milkr use apna hai banana…
    mgr pta chala usne phle hi bsa liya hai apna ek alag aasiyaanaa..

    1. Deleted says:

      saale 8th nein hi teri wali nr ghar basa liya tha…..ladki thi k madam,,,,,

      1. wanted. says:

        cllasmate thi jiska affair mere frnd k sath tha :)

      2. Jay says:

        Hehehehehe. . . Tumne kuchi-kuchi nahi kiya hoga esliye usne dusare ko phasa liya :-( :-P

      3. wanted. says:

        JAY wo aisi nhi thi :(

      4. Jay says:

        Abe Phir kaisi thhi wo, kya tumne check kiya thha ??

      5. wanted. says:

        na re pagle, us smay to mai thik se sb kch janta v nhi tha :p

      6. Deleted says:

        Jo teri gf ko le gya usee to dost bol raha h ……Yaar ne hi loot liya ghar Yaar ka……

      7. meggi says:

        ese wanted ji apki age kya h..

  57. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    GOOD MORNING FRIENDS

    1. Jay says:

      Gòód Môrnïng Nilesh bro. . .

  58. Deleted says:

    anuj tum bhi NIGHT shift mein aa gye
    Nilesh agar study mein kuch na samajh aaye to batana….
    mein 10th pass hun….aur M.Tech bhi….bahut aache college se…..hahaha

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      It’s Ok.. Bro…

  59. Rashii says:

    good morning frnds

  60. Deleted says:

    Rashi ji aap need kab poori karti h ????

  61. devendr says:

    ye santa or uski wife bhi na bevkoof hai

    aaj kal 6 moth tak pragnency rokne ki 1 tablet aati h hehehehe

  62. haider ali says:

    bhai faad sms hai too good yh hua na hum toh muth marna hi chood denge……..

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