Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?

The Joke "Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Callgirls Jokes, and viewed 66,293 times.
Suna Hai Call Girls Har Kisi Se Karva Leti Hai, Unko Sirf Paise Se Hi Matlab Hota Hai, Par Is Callgirl Ne To Hadd Hi Par Kar Di.
-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----

Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,

I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,

Ek Sperms Chup Tha,

Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?

Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam

Must Read Callgirls Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • Maths Can Only Be Beaten By Logic - Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
  • English Ka Safaya - Speaking English Is A Good Thing, But Some Time Its Too Dangerous If You Are Not Perfect And Lead To Trouble. Just Like Santa
  • Mars Pe Life Hai Kya? - Rat Ko Sone Se Pahle Wife Ne Husband Se Puchha Wife: "Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?" Husband: "Pata Nahi, Meri To Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai ..!!"
  • RIP English – Marriage Proposal - Marrige Is A Beautiful Thing But Marriage Proposal Advertisement Are Not That Easy, Sometimes Wrong English Can Destroy Everything
  • Santa, The Master Of English - Aap Pahle Bhi Pad Chuke Hai Santa Ki English Vakiye Hi Balle Balle Hai, Par Aaj Is Baat Ne To Saabit Kar Diya Ki Santa Is The Master Of English Language
  • Who Is A Psychiatrist? - Who Is A Psychiatrist? A Qualified Person Who Gives You An Expensive & Critical Analysis About Yourself Which Your Wife Gives You Daily .. 
  • Best Out Of Office Auto Reply Ever - People Always Wrote Funny Notes For Funny Reasons, But This Is A Best Out Of Office Auto Reply Ever Made By A Software Engineer.
  • How’s The Situation? - Never Ask Any Critical Things On Phone. A Wrong Number Can Ruin Your Day. If You Don't Believe Then Read What Happened With This Poor Guy.
  • Girl-Friend Ki Maa Se Zara Bach Ke Rahe - Agar Aap Apni Girl-Friend Ke Ghar Phone Karte Hai To Dhyan Rakhe Ki Uski Ma Se Bat Na Kare, Nahi To Haal Is Ashiq Jesa Ho Jayega.
  • BahiVachan Kise Kahte Hai? - Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha "Bahuvachan Kise Kahte Hai?" Pappu: "Jab Bahu Apne Sasural Walo Ko Khari Khoti Sunati Hai To Use Bahu-Vacha

Comments

45 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Thanks for publishing

  2. deleted says:

    Anuj how r u
    Nilesh mrng hui kya ?
    Priya ji aap nahi aati site par ….kyon ??
    Pankaj tum bhi kabhi kabhi aate Ho …..
    HPS kaise Ho
    Wanted tum kis naam,se aate Ho ab to bta do ….

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Good Morning Del bro. & dear all frnds……….

    2. Anuj says:

      me mast bro

    3. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

      Theek hi h bro

  3. prity saxena says:

    nice one. morning all friends how are you?hi delete,jay peepal bale baba and anji kaha ho ?Admin dear tell me process of using way2heart.com

    1. Admin says:

      hmm dear ismein use karna kya hai.. jao site kholo name dalo aur chat shuru kar do

    2. Jay ♥ says:

      Prity ji, Hum mast hai aap kaisi hai ????????

    3. anji says:

      fi9 yahi h prity g

  4. Jay ♥ says:

    hehehehehe………. Wo Silent Sperm Kuttey ka yaani Police ka sperm thha :p

  5. Jay ♥ says:

    hi frnds…….
    Batao Hain na, Mery Khawab Jhuthhey,
    Ki jab bi Dehka Tumhari gf k sath Dhekha :p :d

  6. deepak says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

  7. deepak says:

    Apnapan sikha k juda ho Gaye…

    Na socha Na samja Khafa ho Gaye…

    Duniya me ek baar humne kisi ko apna kaha..

    to Wo Bhi geron ki baato me aakar bewafa ho
    Gaye..

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Bahut Accha…..

  8. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Hahahahahaha bohut accha joke tha/ good mrng frnds

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      gud morning frnd………

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Gud after noon jay bhai

  9. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Ek din usne muj se p0cha..!
    Main kahan h0n..?
    Maine kaha..!
    … …
    Mere dil main,
    Meri jaan main h0 tum, Meri saans
    main h0 tum,
    Meri aas main h0 tum,
    Mere dil ki dharkn0n main h0 tum,
    Meri aakhri saans main h0 tum,
    Phir usne p0cha..!
    Kahan nahi h0n main….? .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Maine nazrain jhuka k kaha…!!Bus
    meri “Qismat” main nahi h0 tum.

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Wah bahi wah!!!!!!! Bash meri Naseeb me nahi ho tum….

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        Thanx jay bhai

  10. Jay ♥ says:

    Ajab Pagal Si Larki Hai
    Mujhay her khat main likhti hai
    “Mujhay tum yaad kertay ho?
    Tumhain main yaad aati hooN?”
    meri baatain satati hain
    meri neendain jagati hain
    meri aankhain rulaati hain
    May ke Tez dhoop main
    abb bhi teheltay ho?
    kisi khamosh rustay se
    koi awaaz aati hai?
    Sunhari Chadni Raat me.
    tum abb bhi chhatt pe jaatay ho?
    falak ke sab sitarooN ko
    meri baatain sunatay ho?
    kitaboN se tumharay ishq main
    koi kami aai?
    ya mairi yaad ke shiddat se
    aankhoN main nami aai?
    Ajab pagal Si larki hai
    mujhay her khat main likhti hai..
    Jawaban ous ko likhta hooN..
    meri masroofiyat daikho subah se
    shaam office main
    chiragh-i-umer jalta hai
    phir ous k baad duniya kee
    kaee majbooriyan pao`n main
    bairi daal rakhti hain
    mujhay bay-fikr, chahat se bharay
    sapnay nahin dikhtay
    Tehelnay, jagnay, ronay kee
    mohlat hee nahin milti
    sitarooN se millay arsa hua..naraz
    hon shayad
    kitabooN se shughaf maira abhi
    waisay he qayem hai
    farq itna parra hai ab ounahin
    arsay main parhta hooN
    tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
    tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
    ke main khud ko bhulanay kee
    musalsal justajoo main hooN
    tumhain na yaad aanay kee
    musalsal justajoo main hooN
    mager yeh justajoo meri bohat
    nakaam rehti hai
    mere din raat main abb bhee
    tumhari shaam rehti hai
    mere lafzooN ki her maala
    tumharay naam rehti hai
    tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
    tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
    poorani baat hai jo log akser
    gungunatay hain
    ounhain hamm yaad kertay hain
    jinahin hamm bhool jatay hain
    ajab pagal si lerki ho
    meri masroofiyat daikhoo
    tumhain dil se bhulaooN tu
    tumhari yaad aaye na
    tumhain dil se bulanay kee
    mujhay fursat nahin milti
    aur iss masroof jeewan main
    tumahray khat ka ikk jumla
    “tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?”
    meri chahat ki shiddat main kami
    honay nahin daita
    bohat raatain jagata hai mujhay
    sonay nahin daita
    so agli baar apnay khat main yeh
    jumla nahin likhna
    ajab pagal si larki hai mujhay phir
    bhee ye likhti hai
    mujhay tum yaad kertay ho
    tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?

    1. deepak says:

      wah..wah… grt jay bro…

      1 pagli ladki k bin jeena gaddari lagta h…

      Or..

      Us pagli ladki k bin marna bhi bhaari lagta h…

      1. Jay ♥ says:

        Aapne sahi kaha bro. Apni halat waisi he hai…

    2. Niteshsomesay says:

      wah..! kya baat @jay yaar..!
      }its in really awesome..! :-)

      1. Jay ♥ says:

        hehehe………Nitesh bro. Achhi lagi Ajab Pagal Si Larki ????

  11. deepak says:

    Dont b 2 much emotional in life,

    it hurts u.
    and

    dont b 2 much practical in life,

    it hurts others…

  12. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Jhoth Bhosadhi k hme kb yaad rakhta h…

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Tujhe to daily karta hun yaar……….Abhi kal hi to kiya thha………buhuhu

  13. deleted says:

    Deepak and jay bahut badhiya sher likhe h tum dono ne
    Mr bachelor tune bhi gr8 likha h

    Admin Ye sexana kya such Mein ladki h ????
    Agar nahi to kon h ????

    1. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Thanx deleted bhai

    2. deepak says:

      Thnx bro..

  14. prity saxena says:

    mr.deleted ye shaq ki bat kyon?

  15. deepak says:

    Pathan sahab ko invitation mila
    k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
    .
    Pathan sahab party me pohnche
    To
    dekha
    k
    .
    .
    “”Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui h…””

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Hahaha bahut badiya

    2. Jay ♥ says:

      hahahahahaha……….Yaani ki pathan ji kewal Lal taai he pahan ke chale gaye thhe aur Kuch bhi nahi pahne………hahahahahahahaha…………hehehehehe…………hahahahahahahaha

  16. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  17. deleted says:

    Sex h na ji ….shq isliye k jis tarah ki language tum use kar rahi ho cmts Mein koi ladka bhi nahi karta …..

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      Aur kuch ladke aise hote hai jo ladki k name se esliye cmnts kartey hai ki unko bhi apni Pongi bajwane ka bada he shouk hota hai :p

  18. Niteshsomesay says:

    Mst joke tha..!

  19. Prity saxena says:

    Mr.deleted agar mujhe ladkiyo bale views hi rakhane hote to kisi bhi sociel site pe chali jati jab nonveg par hu to mindly free hokar jo man mai aata hai kah rahi hu.ab bhi shaq hai to khol ke dikhau .

    1. Admin says:

      Pahle muje dikhaiyo

    2. deepak says:

      Are yr,.tum to sach me khatarnak ho…

    3. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Prity ji kya khol kar dikha rahi hai , hume b btana taki hum b dekhne ke liye line me lag jaye agar humare dekhne layak koi cheez ho to

    4. deleted says:

      Sexena ji kuch b khol kar dekhane ki zaroorat nahi meine sab dekh rakha h …..iss site par kuch boys girl ka naam rakha kar aap wali language use karte h ….iss liye admin se confirm kar raha tha ……

    5. JRS says:

      ha ha dikhao dikhao me dekh raha hu

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"...

Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Pyaar Ki Nishani?
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Taj Mahal Ke Baad Pyaar Ki Konsi Dusri Nishani Hai India Mein? Nahi To Pappu Ki Jubani Sune Aaj
  • Dokhebaaj Dost
    Teen Dost Daru Pee Rahe The Pahla Bola: "Bhai Bullet Se Ladakh Chalenge" Dusra Bola: " Haan Bhai Bilkul Chalenge" Teesra Kuch Sochte Hue Bola...
  • Girlfriend Ne Aakhir Yaad To Kiya
    Ladke Ka Phone Baja Uthaya To Purani Girlefriend Ki Awaj Aayi "Hello Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Ladka Khush Hote Hue: "Janu Itne Dino Baad Kaise Phone Ka...
  • BahiVachan Kise Kahte Hai?
    Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha "Bahuvachan Kise Kahte Hai?" Pappu: "Jab Bahu Apne Sasural Walo Ko Khari Khoti Sunati Hai To Use Bahu-Vacha...
  • Sach Aur Juth Kab Bolo
    Baba Saxidas Ji Farmate Hai Ki Sach Bol Kar Kisi Ka Dil Beshak Tod Do Lekin Juth Bol Kar Kisi Ki Seal Nahi...
  • Kya Wo Baahubali Tha?
    Vo Akela Hi Sabase Loha Le Raha Tha Kyuki Vo Us Aria Ka Ekalauta Kabadi Tha...
  • Maths Question With Logical Twist
    Teacher Asked A Question In Class 'X' Married 'Z' Twice His Age,Left Her & Now Married 'Y' Who Is 1/2 His Age. What'S The Age Of 'X'? Who...
  • What Difference Does A Single H Makes?
    Satish: "Hi Reema" Reema: "Hi Satis" Satish: "Its Not Satis Its Satish It Has An Extra H In It" Reema: "What Difference Does A Single H Makes...
  • Historical Joke By Santa Banta
    Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy Banta: "Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case." Santa: "Hammmm. Car Number Also Writ...
  • A Perfume Preeto Didn’t Liked
    Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called "Chloroform" But Preeto Didn't Like It.. She Says: "It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass ...