Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?

Suna Hai Call Girls Har Kisi Se Karva Leti Hai, Unko Sirf Paise Se Hi Matlab Hota Hai, Par Is Callgirl Ne To Hadd Hi Par Kar Di.
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Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,

I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,

Ek Sperms Chup Tha,

Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?

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  1. deleted says:

    Anuj how r u
    Nilesh mrng hui kya ?
    Priya ji aap nahi aati site par ….kyon ??
    Pankaj tum bhi kabhi kabhi aate Ho …..
    HPS kaise Ho
    Wanted tum kis naam,se aate Ho ab to bta do ….

  2. deepak says:

    Apnapan sikha k juda ho Gaye…

    Na socha Na samja Khafa ho Gaye…

    Duniya me ek baar humne kisi ko apna kaha..

    to Wo Bhi geron ki baato me aakar bewafa ho
    Gaye..

  3. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Ek din usne muj se p0cha..!
    Main kahan h0n..?
    Maine kaha..!
    … …
    Mere dil main,
    Meri jaan main h0 tum, Meri saans
    main h0 tum,
    Meri aas main h0 tum,
    Mere dil ki dharkn0n main h0 tum,
    Meri aakhri saans main h0 tum,
    Phir usne p0cha..!
    Kahan nahi h0n main….? .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Maine nazrain jhuka k kaha…!!Bus
    meri “Qismat” main nahi h0 tum.

  4. Jay ♥ says:

    Ajab Pagal Si Larki Hai
    Mujhay her khat main likhti hai
    “Mujhay tum yaad kertay ho?
    Tumhain main yaad aati hooN?”
    meri baatain satati hain
    meri neendain jagati hain
    meri aankhain rulaati hain
    May ke Tez dhoop main
    abb bhi teheltay ho?
    kisi khamosh rustay se
    koi awaaz aati hai?
    Sunhari Chadni Raat me.
    tum abb bhi chhatt pe jaatay ho?
    falak ke sab sitarooN ko
    meri baatain sunatay ho?
    kitaboN se tumharay ishq main
    koi kami aai?
    ya mairi yaad ke shiddat se
    aankhoN main nami aai?
    Ajab pagal Si larki hai
    mujhay her khat main likhti hai..
    Jawaban ous ko likhta hooN..
    meri masroofiyat daikho subah se
    shaam office main
    chiragh-i-umer jalta hai
    phir ous k baad duniya kee
    kaee majbooriyan pao`n main
    bairi daal rakhti hain
    mujhay bay-fikr, chahat se bharay
    sapnay nahin dikhtay
    Tehelnay, jagnay, ronay kee
    mohlat hee nahin milti
    sitarooN se millay arsa hua..naraz
    hon shayad
    kitabooN se shughaf maira abhi
    waisay he qayem hai
    farq itna parra hai ab ounahin
    arsay main parhta hooN
    tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
    tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
    ke main khud ko bhulanay kee
    musalsal justajoo main hooN
    tumhain na yaad aanay kee
    musalsal justajoo main hooN
    mager yeh justajoo meri bohat
    nakaam rehti hai
    mere din raat main abb bhee
    tumhari shaam rehti hai
    mere lafzooN ki her maala
    tumharay naam rehti hai
    tumhain kis ne kaha pagli
    tumhain main yaad kerta hooN
    poorani baat hai jo log akser
    gungunatay hain
    ounhain hamm yaad kertay hain
    jinahin hamm bhool jatay hain
    ajab pagal si lerki ho
    meri masroofiyat daikhoo
    tumhain dil se bhulaooN tu
    tumhari yaad aaye na
    tumhain dil se bulanay kee
    mujhay fursat nahin milti
    aur iss masroof jeewan main
    tumahray khat ka ikk jumla
    “tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?”
    meri chahat ki shiddat main kami
    honay nahin daita
    bohat raatain jagata hai mujhay
    sonay nahin daita
    so agli baar apnay khat main yeh
    jumla nahin likhna
    ajab pagal si larki hai mujhay phir
    bhee ye likhti hai
    mujhay tum yaad kertay ho
    tumhain main yaad aati hooN ?

  5. deleted says:

    Deepak and jay bahut badhiya sher likhe h tum dono ne
    Mr bachelor tune bhi gr8 likha h

    Admin Ye sexana kya such Mein ladki h ????
    Agar nahi to kon h ????

  6. deepak says:

    Pathan sahab ko invitation mila
    k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
    .
    Pathan sahab party me pohnche
    To
    dekha
    k
    .
    .
    “”Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui h…””

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      hahahahahaha……….Yaani ki pathan ji kewal Lal taai he pahan ke chale gaye thhe aur Kuch bhi nahi pahne………hahahahahahahaha…………hehehehehe…………hahahahahahahaha

  7. Prity saxena says:

    Mr.deleted agar mujhe ladkiyo bale views hi rakhane hote to kisi bhi sociel site pe chali jati jab nonveg par hu to mindly free hokar jo man mai aata hai kah rahi hu.ab bhi shaq hai to khol ke dikhau .

    1. deleted says:

      Sexena ji kuch b khol kar dekhane ki zaroorat nahi meine sab dekh rakha h …..iss site par kuch boys girl ka naam rakha kar aap wali language use karte h ….iss liye admin se confirm kar raha tha ……

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