Achhi Aur Buri Ladki Mein Farak

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Dosto Maine Kafi Research Karne Ke Baad Achi Aur Buri Ladkiyo Mein Farak Nikala Hai. Batana Zarur Ki Kaisa Laga
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What Is The Difference Between Good Girl And Bad Girl?

Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.

Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.

Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”

Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.

Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.

Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When n Where?”

Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.

Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way.

Good Girls Think They’re Not Fully Dressed Without A Strand Of Pearls. Bad Girls Think They’re Fully Dressed With Just A Strand Of Pearls.

Good Girls Wax Their Floors. Bad Girls Wax Their Bikini Lines.

Good Girls Wear High Heels To Work. Bad Girls Wear High Heels To Bed.

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47 Comments

  1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    True,
    sabhi girls ko chahiye ki ve ek achi ladki bane…!!!
    GOOD MORNING FRNDZzzz…….

  2. sonam says:

    Humesa ldkiyo pe hi log blame kyu krte he………….Boys jada bure hote he…………….

    1. panchhi says:

      hmm sahi keh rho ho..

      1. rashii says:

        hmm ap sahi ho ladke bhi bure hote hain but aj ka joke ladki k baare me hain, ladke bure hote hain ye pehle kai baar kafi joke me btaya gya hain, hum joke ko joke ki trh le to ye hum sb k liye hi better rahega, waise ye bhi ek joke hain, jb hum ladko k opr bane joke per has skte hain t ladke b.
        Isme ladke ladki wali koi bat hi nhi hain
        hehehe itna sara humne likha

        1. Admin says:

          Muaaah

      2. wanted. says:

        oye RAASHIII. ab jaan lekr hi chhodegi kya??

      3. rashii says:

        humne kya kiya :(

      4. panchhi says:

        :o wahh rashii ji :p :p

      5. rashii says:

        shukriya sis :)

      6. Abhi insomniac says:

        Hmmm..sahi bola

    2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Ek Achi ladki kabhi dusro ko bura nhi kah sakti..
      This Is True Fact…

      1. sonam says:

        Thanx hume bura kehne k liye…………

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Nhi SONAM JI aap galat mt samjiye…

    3. rehan says:

      galt log to galt hi sochenge na sonam…if u r right ..live it

    4. ANKIT says:

      bure log dono hi hote hai ladka bhi aur ladki bhi ,BUT THIS IS COME FROM EXPERIENCE THAT WHO IS CORRECT OR NOT?

  3. rashii says:

    joke hain ya sachayi??

  4. sonam says:

    Kuch nasha jb pyar ka tha ,kuch nasha unke intezar ka tha…………

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      SONAM Jii.. isliye log ladkiyo pr BLAME karte hai.. & kuch nhi…
      It’s Ok…. (ummid hai all girls user ko samajh aa gya hoga)
      @Samajhdar Ko Ishara Kafi Hai..

    2. MADAN MOHAN says:

      hi sonam h r u tume ishq muhabbat ho gayi kya pls reply

  5. wanted. says:

    kch nasha jb pyar ka tha,
    kch nasha intzar ka v tha
    mana is nashe me ho gyi hmse khata,
    mgr is nashe ka kashurwar to hamara yaar hi tha…

    1. rashii says:

      nice
      ab ghar pahuchkr cmt krege hum 1.30pm tb tk k liye alapviraam (!)

      1. wanted says:

        RAASHIII 1.30 bj gye :)

      2. rashii says:

        hum bhi aa gaye ji

      3. Deleted says:

        i m also here

    2. Deleted says:

      wah wah tum bhi shayari karne lage , asar ho raha h lagta h …

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    **GOOD AFTERNOON FRIENDS.**
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho aap sub log..???
    @ Ladkiya b bada ajib hoti hai:-
    Kuch kaho to muh fula leti hai.. &
    Kuch karo to pet fula leti hai…

  7. virus says:

    ADM JI MERE JOKE KA NUmber kab aayga

    1. Admin says:

      jaldi hi bhai

      1. Deleted says:

        hmm admin

      2. rashii says:

        hmmm

  8. Deleted says:

    nilesh ji kya ho raha h

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Deleted bro, aaj thoda pareshan hu.. mujhe tej fiver aur khansi b ho gayi hai..
      Abi doctor ke pass se aa rha hu..
      Dear all frndz… Kaise ho ap log…???

  9. Deleted says:

    wanted bro admin ne kaha h ek din mein ek sher or ek joke post karna h, chatting jitn marzee kar sakte h….

    1. rashii says:

      hi deleted ji

  10. Deleted says:

    Rashi ji aap to chale gaye lagta h lunch karne….

  11. rashii says:

    lunch kr k hi aaye hain hum

    1. Deleted says:

      appne pucha tha mein D.Dun mein kaha rukta hun…Mohit nagar mein.

  12. rashii says:

    mohit nagar hmm hum gaye nhi bt suna hain

    1. Deleted says:

      koi baat nahi, next month i will go to chandigarh…

  13. Deleted says:

    bye for now shaam ko milenge….

  14. Priya says:

    hmm

    1. tajinder says:

      hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii priya

  15. BENAAM says:

    good joke.
    3WBJ.

  16. brijesh says:

    good jokes

  17. MADAN MOHAN says:

    hi priya

  18. dev says:

    agar ham ache he to sari duniya achi he.

  19. Admin says:

    Haha

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