Aisa Ladka Kahan Milega
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Pahli: “Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari Aur Randibaz Ho”
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1st Calgrl- Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari, Randibaz Ho. 2nd- Chal Hat Haramjadi, Ye SMS Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hai.
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Randi ne joke banane wale k bare kaha tha
@Priya ji Aapne to kaha tha mere exam hai..
BTW mai ekdam mast hu aap kaise ho???
Nd meri EID ekdam MINDBLOWING, AWESOME,JHAKAAS,AND COOL Rahi……
@Dhiraj dear Jo bhi likha tha uska topic to samjha nahi:(.. but Jo bhi tha accha likha tha hehehehe…..:D…!!!!
tenx!! ;)*
chut aakhir hoti hai kamaal ki….dusre k gulshan mein bahar le aati hai wah!!
yeh hai chut ka jalwa waaah!!
hahahaha!!
ek chut do ko alag krwa sakti hai….do ko nazdik la sakti hai….thukne k liye yaa unn dono ko ek dusre se ladwaane k liye :)
chut k liye dost dost ka dushman bana
chut k liye chutiya pehli biwi hote hue dusri ko pakad liya
chut k liye din raat woh apni chaadi ghista raha
;)
Aap ch**t ke liye kya kar rhe ho nd kya kroge.
@dhiraj dear … kya baat hai kafi Masti ke mood me lag rahe ho aajkal ….;).. haha
@alok bro h r u ….
F9 hun yaar u sunao.
okk :))
Good joke
bhej de ye saari khoobiyaa mere andar hai
yogi bhai,mein bhi tere sath tyaayr hoon
kya baat hai
hello hwz u?
Hello
G Evng…
gud evening frnds…..
good evning del ji…..
Jis se bandhe thay dono, wo gham nahi
rahe hain,
Tum tum nahi rahe ho, hum hum nahi
rahe hain,
Chahat ke geet mein hai, koi kami
yaqeenan,
Akhir tere mere sur jam nahi rahe hain,
Ro ro ke tere dukh, sehra sa ho gaya hoon,
Ab aankh ke kinaray bhi nam nahin rahe
hain,
Lamhon ke pair par hain, kuch phool dard-
e-gham ke,
Jeewan mein ab khushi ke mausam nahi
rahe hain,
Tu aur simt mein hai, mein aur simt mein
hoon,
Ulfat ke raastay ab baham nahi rahe hhain,
Fikr-e-muaash ne tu jazbon ko rond dala,
Aashiq wagarna hum bhi kuch kam nahi
rahe hain,
Raahon mein ab kharha hoon, phelaae
haath khali,
Gham thay mera asasa aur gham nahi rahe
hain,
Tum hi the meri dunya, tum hi meri
muhabbat,
Tum jo nahi tu dono aalam nahi rahe hain..
Saare fasaad ki jad sirf LADKI hoti hai .
Jitna v barbaad kar de , tabha kar de use kam hi samzo.
alok bro break up ho gaya kya? ?? kafi gum me lag rahe ho ;) …. hahaha
Yaar usne sirf mera dil hi nhi toda. Mera talent , mera time , mera future , mera carrier , mera business , mera bank balance , mera nature, meri health , meri smile sb kuchh khatam kr dia.
Alok bro 1k gayi dusri aa jayengi ….. hehehe
usse bhul gao yaar …… Dusri aayengi aur gaya hua sab layengi hehehehe……
Itna aasan nhi hai bt me try kr rha hun. Mene true love kia tha. Muze to aaj tk ye v nhi pta k usne mere sath cheat kyon kia. Kyon muzse break up kia. Meri galti kya thi. Mene usse puchha lekin usne mere kisi sawal ka jawab nhi dia. Uff kitni beraham nikli wo.
Beta ye tere sath nahi sabke sath hota hai. Hum b is dukh ke mare hai. Par chinta na kar jo hua achha hua and jo hoga accha hi hoga. Is bat ka ehsas kuch time k bad hoga. Aur tu kahega ki bahut acha kiya jo vo mujhe chhod gayi
Shayad aap theek kah rhe ho Admin bhai.
Thanx 4 every thing.
Tumhara kya hai tumhe to baazi se bas
taluq hai waajbi sa,
Yeh khel hai meri zindagi ka, ke mera jo
kuch hai daao per hai..
Kya baat hai. V nice nd tching
tu nahin to aur sahii, aur nahi to aur sahi houla rakh ise bhadiya melegi
Admin apno aaya hua sms idhar kyu dikha rahe ho ???BTW joke to girls ne bhi read kiya hoga to wo kya hui ????
Gud rply Priya g
@aby,..pata nhi kismat itna saath deti hai mera ki humesha…masti k mood mein hi rhta hoon…mujhe to yeh bhi yaad nhi ki pichli bar mera sir kb dard hua tha!!…haha !!
aby tumhre jaise ladke …wakai ekdum alag hote hain aur ladko k muqable ek kinshuk bhi aata tha bilkul tumhari tarh tha…baaki to ……hahahaha!!!!!!
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Aap hamesha khush rhte hain . Congr8s
Aise hi khush raha Karo.. God bless you dear……. dua karta hu zindagi bhar khushya tumhare sath rahe…… :)
And wich type of boy iam???? dear aap to intergyani ho….
@aby,…u r a lovely boy!!
:) like Deepak Dear!!
Ryt dear , kabhi – 2 to lgta hai k Aby nd Deepak ek hi hain.
Jb kisi ka naam sunne se ya kisi ki yaad aane se DIL dhadakne lage to smzo ki usse PYAAR hai.
alok bro uski bhi kuch personal problem hongi you …cannot but the blame on only her …..you should’ve ask her until she speak to you nd clear the problem …. ho sakta hai aapko aapka pyaar uaaps mil jaye…. best of luck bro ….
aby ki advice sabse acchi h
rone se kuch nahi hoga yar
tu try karta reh jab tak vo javab nahi deti
vo jarur jawab degi yar
kya pata kisi problem ko batane mai sharma rahi ho vo
BEST OF LUCK yar
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10nx A.G
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G ;) ;) D 9IGH :evil:
good night dhiraj
hehehehe or ummid h ki tere sapne mai aaj jay jarur aayega
kyo ki aaj tune bahut masti ki h choot se related hehehehehe
” A LOVELY HEART HOLDS LOVE FOR EVERY HEARTS”
:)*
Thankxxxx @dhiraj dear……
Aisa ladka baba ji ko guru dakshina dete hue milega (vo bhi unke piche se) hehehehehehehe
ssabhi call girls ko ek jaruri salah h
ki kabhi kisi juari, sharabi se shadi na kare
kya pata vo nashe mai aakar apna lund or gand bhi jue mai daav per laga de hehehehehehehe
ha lakin randibaaz accha h hehehehe
@baby….correct kaha boys ko ladkiyo ke undergarments pasand aate hain. may be isliye ki wo inhe pahan nahi sakte. ladkiya to ab ladko ke bhi kapde pahnane lagi hain.
good night.
@alok…. jo hua bura hua..but ab jo kar rahe ho wo aur bura hai. dekho..kisi ke sath rahte rahte pyar ho na ho aadat jarur ho jaati hai. sabse badi dikkat ye hoti hai ki jiske sath har
chhote se chhota kaam ki , khushi share ki..uske bina moov on karna difficult hota hai.. but admin ne sahi kaha. you know aaj bhi main use miss karta hoon but khushi is baat ki hai ki aj main apni life dekh sakta hoon..apne liye waqt nikal sakta hoon. jo tumhara hai wo tumhe jarur milega…jo nahi hai uske liye kya rona.. happy single life….all the best.
Alok jo gaya ab past hai ab feture per dhyan do or bikhara waqt nahi aata magar aane wale waqt ke liye khud ko sambhalo
Alok bro, ap ki lyf khatam nh, balki…abhi shuru hui h..
Are bhai, jo jingdgi kisi 1 insan k karan khatam ho jaye vo jindagi hi kya,….
Dear, Jiyo un k liye..jo ap ki jindgi ki keemat ko jaante h…
Or Muskuraao un k liye…jo ap ki hasi me…khud ki khushi ko talaash krte h….
Or ye dono kaam ap k fmly wale or sacche dost hi kr skte h….
Baki Waqt or Mohabbat ka to kya h…
Fitrat e Aadam main jab mohabbat kam par jaaye…!
Fir chaah kr bhi apno k liye waqt nahi milta….!!
This is the way of life ………..!!!!bro what a lines……and bro kaha ho aate nahi jyada??
good night……..!!!!
Thnx Aby bro, Wese ye meri apni soch thi…us last wali shayri ko chodd kr….
hmmmmm ……..soch ho to aise……
Ek Ladki jab roti h..toh us k 100 kaaran ho skte h…
Par jab 1 Ladka rota h..toh us ka 1 hi kaaran hota h..
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…..LADKI….!!!
deleted aby and deepak, you are awosome. you are greart iam fan of your poeitry
A Man was walking in rain,
A lady came: Why dont u share my umbrella?
Man: Its ok ‘SISTER’ & Walked away
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Moral: moral voral kuch nai, pichhe bivi aa rahi thi ;-)
my well wishers & frnds Aap sb bahut achhe log ho. Me aap sbko kl rply krunga. Plz mere rply jarur chek krna. Thanx a lot 4 ur love nd sympathy.
And Specialy THANKS 2 Admin bro 4 this LOVEFULL Site.
Now frnds gud nyt , take care , bye………..
muje jine do jee bhar ke peene do is duniya mein dukhon ka samna hai dusre chor bhi musibton ki sambhavna hai kehta hoon kash lagene do ji bhar ke dhuwn.. udane do shabab ko jalwa dikane do jeewan ka lutf uthane do
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GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS
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@Devender,…actually mera koi intrest nhi hai…C ki baatein krna…blki mein isliye kr baithta hoon..ki baaki log kya sochte hain….haan ladkio se mera ek alg tarah ka rishta hai…agr mein khud ko napasand krun to sure ki mein ladkio ko bhi pasand nhi krta…sexual way mein nhi…respect understanding etc etc!!…mein fully dedicated hoon…kisi pyaar bhre dilwale ladke k liye!!…..mera to nxt birth ka yehi sapna hai..koi accha sa ladka mil jae…jaisa meine chaha tha..means straight…jo 100percent mujhse pyaar kre aur 100percent mein usse…baki lafdo mein mujhe nhi padna….waise bhi mein satisfied hoon…aur rahi baat jay..ki mein sapno k fher mein nhi pada rhta…woh meri baato mein shaamil hua..chahe jo bhi baate rhi ho…bus yahi usse khna chahta hoon..mujhe humesha yaad kre..bhule nhi…!!
@aby,..tum to forever lovely ho!!
@prince,..tc dear!!
@Deepak,..good night!!
@alok,..tc!!
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“kaash uss dil ki dhadkan ko apni dhadkan bana loon…aur humesha k liye usme khud ko mita doon”
“GOOD MORNING IN ADVANCE”
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:) “I know he secrectly likes me…but he dont want to let me know” :)
:) “woh mujhe chori chupke pasand krta hai..lekin woh mujhse jatata nhi” :)
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“wo dil akela jarur hai..lekin kisi k dilo ki dhadkano mein jarur basta hai ”
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gud mrng Dear…
Good morning….
Gn
Thnx Del bro,
Hi ADMIN
HOW CAN I GET ALL JOKES THROU SMS
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Apne ko dhundh raha tha..jo kisi ke sath rahkar kahi kho gaya tha. Ab wo nahi hai lekin khud ko pa liyamaine…
Humeh to bhul gaye aap :'(……!!!!!!!
haan bhut rain hui :(
m fine aap batao kaise ho ???