Aisa Ladka Kahan Milega

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Pahli: “Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari Aur Randibaz Ho

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1st Calgrl- Mujhe To Shadi Ke Liye Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Sharabi, Harami, Juaari, Randibaz Ho. 2nd- Chal Hat Haramjadi, Ye SMS Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hai.

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  1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @Priya ji Aapne to kaha tha mere exam hai..
    BTW mai ekdam mast hu aap kaise ho???
    Nd meri EID ekdam MINDBLOWING, AWESOME,JHAKAAS,AND COOL Rahi……

    @Dhiraj dear Jo bhi likha tha uska topic to samjha nahi:(.. but Jo bhi tha accha likha tha hehehehe…..:D…!!!!

    1. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

      tenx!! ;)*

      chut aakhir hoti hai kamaal ki….dusre k gulshan mein bahar le aati hai wah!!

      yeh hai chut ka jalwa waaah!!

      hahahaha!!

      ek chut do ko alag krwa sakti hai….do ko nazdik la sakti hai….thukne k liye yaa unn dono ko ek dusre se ladwaane k liye :)

      chut k liye dost dost ka dushman bana

      chut k liye chutiya pehli biwi hote hue dusri ko pakad liya

      chut k liye din raat woh apni chaadi ghista raha
      ;)

  2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Jis se bandhe thay dono, wo gham nahi
    rahe hain,
    Tum tum nahi rahe ho, hum hum nahi
    rahe hain,
    Chahat ke geet mein hai, koi kami
    yaqeenan,
    Akhir tere mere sur jam nahi rahe hain,
    Ro ro ke tere dukh, sehra sa ho gaya hoon,
    Ab aankh ke kinaray bhi nam nahin rahe
    hain,
    Lamhon ke pair par hain, kuch phool dard-
    e-gham ke,
    Jeewan mein ab khushi ke mausam nahi
    rahe hain,
    Tu aur simt mein hai, mein aur simt mein
    hoon,
    Ulfat ke raastay ab baham nahi rahe hhain,
    Fikr-e-muaash ne tu jazbon ko rond dala,
    Aashiq wagarna hum bhi kuch kam nahi
    rahe hain,
    Raahon mein ab kharha hoon, phelaae
    haath khali,
    Gham thay mera asasa aur gham nahi rahe
    hain,
    Tum hi the meri dunya, tum hi meri
    muhabbat,
    Tum jo nahi tu dono aalam nahi rahe hain..

      1. Alok* Gupta says:

        Yaar usne sirf mera dil hi nhi toda. Mera talent , mera time , mera future , mera carrier , mera business , mera bank balance , mera nature, meri health , meri smile sb kuchh khatam kr dia.

      2. Alok* Gupta says:

        Itna aasan nhi hai bt me try kr rha hun. Mene true love kia tha. Muze to aaj tk ye v nhi pta k usne mere sath cheat kyon kia. Kyon muzse break up kia. Meri galti kya thi. Mene usse puchha lekin usne mere kisi sawal ka jawab nhi dia. Uff kitni beraham nikli wo.

        1. Admin says:

          Beta ye tere sath nahi sabke sath hota hai. Hum b is dukh ke mare hai. Par chinta na kar jo hua achha hua and jo hoga accha hi hoga. Is bat ka ehsas kuch time k bad hoga. Aur tu kahega ki bahut acha kiya jo vo mujhe chhod gayi

  3. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    @aby,..pata nhi kismat itna saath deti hai mera ki humesha…masti k mood mein hi rhta hoon…mujhe to yeh bhi yaad nhi ki pichli bar mera sir kb dard hua tha!!…haha !!

    aby tumhre jaise ladke …wakai ekdum alag hote hain aur ladko k muqable ek kinshuk bhi aata tha bilkul tumhari tarh tha…baaki to ……hahahaha!!!!!!
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    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Aise hi khush raha Karo.. God bless you dear……. dua karta hu zindagi bhar khushya tumhare sath rahe…… :)

      And wich type of boy iam???? dear aap to intergyani ho….

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      alok bro uski bhi kuch personal problem hongi you …cannot but the blame on only her …..you should’ve ask her until she speak to you nd clear the problem …. ho sakta hai aapko aapka pyaar uaaps mil jaye…. best of luck bro ….

    2. devendr says:

      aby ki advice sabse acchi h
      rone se kuch nahi hoga yar
      tu try karta reh jab tak vo javab nahi deti
      vo jarur jawab degi yar
      kya pata kisi problem ko batane mai sharma rahi ho vo

      BEST OF LUCK yar

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    10nx A.G
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    G ;) ;) D 9IGH :evil:

  5. devendr says:

    ssabhi call girls ko ek jaruri salah h

    ki kabhi kisi juari, sharabi se shadi na kare
    kya pata vo nashe mai aakar apna lund or gand bhi jue mai daav per laga de hehehehehehehe

    ha lakin randibaaz accha h hehehehe

  6. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    @baby….correct kaha boys ko ladkiyo ke undergarments pasand aate hain. may be isliye ki wo inhe pahan nahi sakte. ladkiya to ab ladko ke bhi kapde pahnane lagi hain.

    good night.

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    @alok…. jo hua bura hua..but ab jo kar rahe ho wo aur bura hai. dekho..kisi ke sath rahte rahte pyar ho na ho aadat jarur ho jaati hai. sabse badi dikkat ye hoti hai ki jiske sath har
    chhote se chhota kaam ki , khushi share ki..uske bina moov on karna difficult hota hai.. but admin ne sahi kaha. you know aaj bhi main use miss karta hoon but khushi is baat ki hai ki aj main apni life dekh sakta hoon..apne liye waqt nikal sakta hoon. jo tumhara hai wo tumhe jarur milega…jo nahi hai uske liye kya rona.. happy single life….all the best.

  8. Deepak says:

    Alok bro, ap ki lyf khatam nh, balki…abhi shuru hui h..
    Are bhai, jo jingdgi kisi 1 insan k karan khatam ho jaye vo jindagi hi kya,….
    Dear, Jiyo un k liye..jo ap ki jindgi ki keemat ko jaante h…
    Or Muskuraao un k liye…jo ap ki hasi me…khud ki khushi ko talaash krte h….
    Or ye dono kaam ap k fmly wale or sacche dost hi kr skte h….

    Baki Waqt or Mohabbat ka to kya h…

    Fitrat e Aadam main jab mohabbat kam par jaaye…!

    Fir chaah kr bhi apno k liye waqt nahi milta….!!

  9. Deepak says:

    A Man was walking in rain,

    A lady came: Why dont u share my umbrella?

    Man: Its ok ‘SISTER’ & Walked away
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    Moral: moral voral kuch nai, pichhe bivi aa rahi thi ;-)

  10. Alok* Gupta says:

    my well wishers & frnds Aap sb bahut achhe log ho. Me aap sbko kl rply krunga. Plz mere rply jarur chek krna. Thanx a lot 4 ur love nd sympathy.

    And Specialy THANKS 2 Admin bro 4 this LOVEFULL Site.

    Now frnds gud nyt , take care , bye………..

  11. sanjay41 says:

    muje jine do jee bhar ke peene do is duniya mein dukhon ka samna hai dusre chor bhi musibton ki sambhavna hai kehta hoon kash lagene do ji bhar ke dhuwn.. udane do shabab ko jalwa dikane do jeewan ka lutf uthane do

  12. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    @Devender,…actually mera koi intrest nhi hai…C ki baatein krna…blki mein isliye kr baithta hoon..ki baaki log kya sochte hain….haan ladkio se mera ek alg tarah ka rishta hai…agr mein khud ko napasand krun to sure ki mein ladkio ko bhi pasand nhi krta…sexual way mein nhi…respect understanding etc etc!!…mein fully dedicated hoon…kisi pyaar bhre dilwale ladke k liye!!…..mera to nxt birth ka yehi sapna hai..koi accha sa ladka mil jae…jaisa meine chaha tha..means straight…jo 100percent mujhse pyaar kre aur 100percent mein usse…baki lafdo mein mujhe nhi padna….waise bhi mein satisfied hoon…aur rahi baat jay..ki mein sapno k fher mein nhi pada rhta…woh meri baato mein shaamil hua..chahe jo bhi baate rhi ho…bus yahi usse khna chahta hoon..mujhe humesha yaad kre..bhule nhi…!!
    @aby,..tum to forever lovely ho!!
    @prince,..tc dear!!
    @Deepak,..good night!!
    @alok,..tc!!
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    “kaash uss dil ki dhadkan ko apni dhadkan bana loon…aur humesha k liye usme khud ko mita doon”

    “GOOD MORNING IN ADVANCE”
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    :) “I know he secrectly likes me…but he dont want to let me know” :)
    :) “woh mujhe chori chupke pasand krta hai..lekin woh mujhse jatata nhi” :)
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    “wo dil akela jarur hai..lekin kisi k dilo ki dhadkano mein jarur basta hai ”
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