Ajab Sex Ki Gajab Kahani

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Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.

Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai

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Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon

Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?

Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?

Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi

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Grl- Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte H Agr Tmne Muje Dund Liya To Me Pora Andr Longi? Boy- Agr Me Na Dund Ska To? Grl- esa Na Kho Yar Me Chat Pe Chupi Hongi

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34 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hehehehehe………Ye joke mast hai yaar aur us se jyada to wo joke wali ladki mast hai..

    Sweetheart, Rashii dear, Admin Bhai n Dear All Friends, Good Morning !!!!!!!!

    Friends mujhe time nahi mil raha hai ki mai comments karu. Lekin phir bhi mai time nikalkar aap sabhi ke comments ko read kar leta hun.

    @ Dhiraj mujhe Kudart ki di gayi har chez se Love hai. Aur sabse jyada to sexy aur hot girls se :P

    @ Rashii dear Aaj to Aap apni Saheli ki shadi me mast hongi ? Shadi me Humare liye koi Ladki Agar Aapko pasand Aa jaye to batana :)

    @ Meri Kabootari Thand ka Mousam aa gaya hai Raat ko Baahar kam nikla karo :P

    @ Divya dear, Shayad hum Aapke friend ke Layak nahi hai :(

    @ Sakshi ji, Aapke name ke sath meri kuch Meethi Yaadey judi hai.

    @ Wanted bro. Sab Khairiyat to hai ? Aap kaha busy ho gaye ?

    @ Pankaj bahi Aap to har waqat busy rahetey hai. Kam se kam fb par online hote hai to hi hello to kar liya karey.

    @ Raj bro. n Matrix yaar aap log kaha busy hai, Hum Aapko bahut miss kartey hai.

    @ Nilesh bro. Ab Aapka fvr kaisa hai ? Humri duwa Aapke sath hai. Aap Jald hi theek ho jayenge.

    @ Addy bhai Hum bhi Aapko bahut miss kartey hai.

    @ Shivendra bro. suna hai Aapko thand bahut lagti hai so dear…tc.

    @ Khinshuk bro. Aap kewal shikayat karna jantey hai ?

    @ Kapil bhaiya hume Aapke product ka brand name to maloom nahi hai. Hume apni gf ke liye gift lena hai toh pls. name to bata dijiye.

    @ Shallu tu kewal ek din ke liye hi Aaya thha kya ????????

    @ Yaar Ajuba tu phir kaha gayab ho gaya ?

    @ Samir bro. Hume tumhari bahut yaad aati hai.

    @ Pyare bhaiya Aap kam se kam School ki Chuttiyo me to hum logo se mulakat kar liya karey.

    @ Savita Bhabhi Aapki Yaad Aa rahi hai :(

    @ Deleted bro. Ab Aapka Pair kaisa hai ? Puri tarah se theek ho gaya ya phir abhi bhi koi problem hai ????

    @ Khan ji, Ab to Aa Jaaye kyuki Eid beet chuki hai.

    @ Asif bhai jaan, sab khairiyat to hai.

    Hey dosto mera comment bahut lamba ho gaya ab aur nahi likhunga isliye jin friends se hi hello nahi ho paya we log plz….Naraz mat hona. Humne unko bhi Dil se Yaad kartey hai..

    1. anshul says:

      JAY KE BACCHE MUEJ BHUL GAYA NA HEHEHEHEHEHE.

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        kyaaa jay ka bachcha v ho gya h….nhi nhi m kasam isme mera koi hath nhi, ye jay k bachche ka baap koun? Hmm iska invstgstion to acp prityuman hi kr sakta h :p

    2. deleted says:

      @ Jay hi how r u ?
      I started walking with stick ….but it will take time to recover full..

      1. Admin says:

        heheheh abe stick se walk karta hai mujhe laga ki hehehehehehehe Meow Meow

    3. Anuj says:

      dekh lo bhaiyo Jay ko ab mai apna L nhi deta to mujhse baat nhi krta hehehehe

    4. divya says:

      JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ye kya bol rahe hoooooooooooooooo?

    5. AJUBA says:

      Are jay bro ham to aate jate rahete he

  2. Jay says:

    @ Sweetherat, Humne to Tere khayal se muhabbat ki hai, Tere ehsas se muhabbat ki hai, Tu mere pass nahi hai phir bhi, Maine teri yaad se muhabbat ki hai, Jab-Jab bhi tumne mujhe yaad kia hai, maine un har ek-ek lamhat se muhabbat ki hai, Jin mai huyi hai sirf teri or meri bataen, Maine un mulakaton se muhabbat ki hai, Jo mehkte ho teri muhabbat se, Maine un jazbat se muhabbat ki hai, Tujh se milna to khwab lagta hai, Maine tere INTEZAR se muhabbat ki hai……..tc.

  3. Nilesh says:

    Duniya sabhi rogo ko ilaj sambhav hai but sex ka ……….
    hehehehehe…
    Hii dosto kaise ho aap sub?
    @Abe wanted aj b “g” hi marwayega ki aayega b..hehehe…..
    @SAKSHII J kaisi hai aap?
    @ab mera fever thik ho gya hai dosto. Mujhe to lag rha tha ki mujhe maleriya ho gya lekin dosto ki duao se aisa nahi hua THANK’S DOSTO. Good morning….

  4. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto!!
    Agar Shuhag Raat (Shadi ki raat) ko Aap Bister par baithe ho aur Apni Dulhan (BV)ka Ghonghat utha rahe ho kee Achanak Aap kee “Paad” Nikal jaaye toh Aap kiya kroge ?????

    1. Xcuse me bol kar baahar chale jawoge
    2. Air freshnr kroge
    3. Begum ko bologe kee tum ne mara hai
    4. Bologe kee Tension me hu
    5. Paad marne ki Aadat he mujh ko
    6. Us ko bologe k 5 min ruko mai potti kar ke Aaya.
    7. Kahoge k mera pait khrab hai
    8. kahoge k paad ka aur mouat ka koi time nhi hota.

    hehehehe…….Hey Guys sochane kya lage ???? Jawab jarur dena… Kyuki yaha par pahle se hi us matter par Discussion kar lena thhek hai, Kya Pata Shuhagraat ko Aap ke Saath Aisa ho bhi sakta hai :D

    1. Admin says:

      Main to kahunha ku tumhara itna khubsurat chehra dekh ke meri fatt gayi thhi, aur ye usi ki awaj thhi ;p

      1. divya says:

        hahahaha :)

    2. Nilesh says:

      JAY lagta hai tere satha aisa ho chuka hai. Warna tu aisa kabhi nhi kahta.. hehehehehe…
      Hummmm… Abe jay jb tm B.B. Ki gunghat uthaye to tumha ye hal ho gaya.. Agar tumhara b WANTED ki tarh gand mari jayegi to tera kya hoga kaliya… hahahahahahehehehehe….

  5. Jay says:

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    Bush Karyen Janab, Ab kya ANDA de kar he chup hona hai?:-D;-)

  6. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    hehehehehe

  7. deleted says:

    Happy Gurupurab to all specially to admin .
    And thanks admin for publishing the jokes I sent u .

    1. Admin says:

      Same 2 you bro, aur aajkal kidhar marwayi ja rahi hai hehehehehe bada kamm aana hota hai idhar?

      1. deleted says:

        Admin teri shaadi nahi hui h abhi ..
        Jab wife marte h to admi chup chap baith jata h..
        Bus Dimag khrab tha isliye site par nahi aaya…

        1. Admin says:

          isliye to main darta karta nahi shadi hehehe

    2. panchhy says:

      :o apki wife apko marti h??ajeeb sa lgta h hahahaha :p srry

      1. deleted says:

        @ panchhy wife marti h se mera matlab tension dene se tha…..
        Bahut tension dete h wife tab Dimag nahi chalta…..
        Girlfriend naraz Ho to chalta h aur mil jati h , but wife naraz nahi honi chahiye.

        1. Admin says:

          kya mil jata hai :O

      2. deleted says:

        Girl friend aur mil jati h but wife dusari nahi multi……
        Ye India h admin.

  8. kinshuk says:

    hii frnds , joke is gud kese ho sab? and rashii ap jaroor reply dijiyega,

  9. Addy says:

    Happy gurupurab to all my dear frds.

  10. raunak says:

    hello,every one…

  11. anshul says:

    HEHEHEHE BABAJI MAST JOKES HO .

  12. Sakshi says:

    heheheh..nice.. but ok joke…
    @nilesh ji im fine, ap ka fever kam ho gaya yeh sunkr khusi hui hame. @addy ji apko v gurpurab ki wadai aur sabi dosto ko v.
    @jay ji apki mere name se mithi yaade kaisey jud gayi hehehe. Vaise kaise hai ap?

  13. deleted says:

    Marr kar bhi uss ko dekhtey rehnay ki chahat
    mein….

    Ankhein kissi ko
    apni Amanat mein dekar jayengey.

    1. geetika says:

      apki har bat aisa lagta hai ki mere dil se nikli hai

      1. Admin says:

        Yaar tumhara nam sun ke mujhe apni GF yad aa gayi buhuhuhuhuhuhu:(

  14. deleted says:

    Ye zameen ki fitrat hai k her cheez ko jazb kar
    leti hai

    warna mere
    ansuon ka aik alag samandar hota

    1. geetika says:

      apne mere dil ki bat kahi
      dil jeet liya hai

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