Akbar Birbal Ki Kahani Sachhe Wali

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Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi,

Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye,

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Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya

Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab Hath Fera Toh Boli

Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

SMS / One Liner Version

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene K Liye Apne Niche K Bal Ktwaye, Ratko Chup K Se So Gye Nind Me Jb Begum Ne Hath Fera To Boli Birbal Tum Kb Aye.

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25 Comments

  1. Nilesh says:

    Hehehehehehe….. Begam ki to pol hi khul gyi. Akbar ke samne.. Hehehe…
    @JAY tumhare gand ka kya hal hai.. hehehe….
    @Le bhugat sale bada aaya tha heroin banane… Tujhe heroin banane se pahle wanted se mil lena chahiye tha.. Wo apna experience bta deta lekin tu kisi ki sune tab n…
    @hii :-) SAKSHI DIVYA RASHI PANCHY RAKHI PAKAJ WANTED ADMIN HPS ANUJ and dear all friends kaise hai ap sub .??

    1. geetika says:

      @ Nilesh ji, gud after noon
      apne mere cmnts me aisa kya dekh liya ki aap Admin ji ko bura bhala kahne lage
      ek taraf to aap muje sorry bolte hai shaq karne ke liye aur ab firse shuru ho gaye
      yakeen kijiye Admin ji Geetika nhi hai aur na hi Geetika Admin ji hai
      aap bat karenge to apko maloom ho jayega sach kya hai muje aur ku6 nhi kahana

      1. Nilesh says:

        Abe Admin abhi tak maine jitne b comments aur jis dhang se kiye hai.. Usse ek bat to saf hai ki real me geetika name ki koi ladki hoti to sabse pahle mera comments tujhe bardast nhi hota ..aur yaha tak ki approve b nhi karta… MANO YA NA MANO.
        Kyo bhai log sahi kaha n .??
        Hehehehehe….

  2. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    Hahahahahahahaha abe bhai Akbar , birbal ko b nhi choda par joke mast hai

  3. navya says:

    gudmrng frnds joke smj nai aya

    1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

      hahahaha;)

    2. Wanted says:

      NAVYA ko jke smjh me nhi aaya. mtlb ki PANKAJ ki to lautry lg gyi ;)

      1. pankaj says:

        hahahahaha wanted jab tak wo kahegi nahi m nahi samjhane wala use… ;)

  4. meghna says:

    hahahahahahahaha……hahahahaha.

  5. geetika says:

    @ Pankaj ji , vry vry gud after noon
    aap mujhse mera pura naam pu6 rahe hai lagta hai joke ka asar aap par 6ane laga hai
    wat is ur WHOLE NAME hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhah

    1. pankaj says:

      hahahahahahaha aap bhi samjh hi gayi akhir…

  6. geetika says:

    Good Afternoon Admin Ji,
    aap bhut a6e insaan hai aur ladkiyon ki izzat karte hai aise insaan ko koi bhi dhokha nhi de sakta par uski kya majboori rahi hogi ye me nhi janti . ha agar mere naam ki wajah se prob hoti hai to me kisi aur naam se id bana lungi aap jaisa bolenge mujhe sir jhuka kar manjoor hai

    1. Admin says:

      Arrey esa kuch nahi hai yaar, usne mujhe dokha nahi diya thha yski majburi thhi ki vo apne parents ko dukh nahi de sakti thhi, mere sath vo zindagi bitana chahti thhi par unke sath daga nahi kar sakti thhi jinhone use zindagi di, and aapko name change krne ki koi jarurat nahi hai, aap is nam se hi mere se baat kar sakti hai :)

      1. geetika says:

        thnx Admin ji N vry vry gud mrng
        HATS OFF TO UR SACRIFICIAL LOVE

        1. Admin says:

          plss do not hats off.. if u want to take out something from ur body please remove something other hehehehe :p

      2. geetika says:

        yes you are right

        me apni sandals bhi to uttar sakti hu hahahahahahahahahhahah

        1. Admin says:

          bilkul … vese ek bat hai angrej sab itar dete hai par sandals nahi… pata nahi kyu aaj tak samajh nahi aaya.. koi to samjhaye kyuuu ? hehehe

  7. geetika says:

    cmnt on joke
    surprise kabhi kabhi shocking ho jate hai isliye ye sabak hai sab husbands ko

  8. Mausam says:

    hahahahahahaha Akbar ka to ye sun kar jo thodaa bahut khaadaa ho rahaa hogaa wo bho baith gayaa hogaa hehehehehe
    nice very nice joke

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehehehehe

  9. kinshuk says:

    hme to samajh aa gya , thek h , aur kese ho ap sb frnds?

  10. Shivendra says:

    Gud joke

  11. rajesh prajapati says:

    geetika jee ye sabak nahi hai yah to uttar hai kyo ki baadshah ke pass pahale se hi kailog the jab thak jaate the tab rani ke pass jaate the

  12. deleted says:

    Kya admin aaj kal geetika k saath
    ;-)

    1. Admin says:

      Nahi nahi main uske sath nahi vo mere sath hai :p

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