Alag Desh Alag Soch, Par India Is On Top

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Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai

U.S.A.: “Oh My God!

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Pakistan: “Ya Allah!

Africa: “O La La!

Australia: “Got A Hit!

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India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez

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Xpression on Accedient, USA: Oh My God, Pakistan: Ya Allah, Africa: O La La, Australia: Got A Hit, Aur India: Ma Ch.d Gyi Behan K L.de Ki Aur Chala Tez

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41 Comments

  1. anshul says:

    HE HE HE BABA JI IS JOKES KO MENE MAUSAM BHAI KO SUNAYA THA HE HE HE

  2. Matrix says:

    Ha ha ha……..

    Par India mein sardar ji kahenge : Oye ki kar reya si, phat gayi na gaand.

    He…….he……he…….

  3. sunil says:

    hi frnds 2day m first hey divya i love u

    1. Wanted says:

      oye, purani filmo k hero, jyada mt bol, is site me koi love krne nhi aata, sab maze lene aate hai…or ye baat tu v janta hai.

      @mausam dear aapne meri baat ka jawab nhi diya

    2. divya says:

      hey sunil tum mujhe jaante bhi ho

      1. vickyharyanvi says:

        Divya tum sunil ko bata do ki tum kewal mujh se pyaar karti ho. I love u darling.

  4. Dev says:

    India me to sab kuch bola jata hai bhai. kuch jama nahi

    1. Dev says:

      hello arush: shallu, loverpreet..lipsy, ratan, dhiraj, jay , rahul, panchhi, raavan, lofar,… …..:… sabko makar sankranti ki dhero badhai.

  5. Ajuba says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha india is gret isi pe 1 simpal joke

    ¤

    sayntist ne chor pakadne wala masin banaya cheking ke liye bahar bheja

    AMERICA me 1 din me 20 chor pakde gaye

    AFRICA me 30

    CHINA me 50

    or

    INDIA me 2 hrs (ghanta) me MASIN hi chori ho gaya.

  6. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    hello! excuse me! yeh pure india mein nahi boli jaati….mujhe to aisa seen dikhta hai main bolta hoon…oh! my jay…JAY dekhi apne dhirj ki yaari…ab se yahi bolunga..ok ..tumhein pasand aaya..oh my jay!!:)..tc sweetu..oommihh!!..hihi!:).

  7. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @DEEP…mydear kya hua sunil divya ko ilove bole raha..so plzz calm down…take it easy..plz

    @SHALLU,..hum tumhein yaad kartein hain..how yaar u?? nd happy lohri..tc.

  8. Mausam says:

    hahahahahahhah

    sahi kahaa ,

    india ka to jawab hi nhi he

    nice joke admin bhai

    @ Dear wanted mujhe dhyaan nhi he ki aapne kya poochha tha ,main old jokes review karunga shayad pata chal jaaye ki aapne kya poochha tha,

  9. Lovepreet..lipsy says:

    Matrix g tusi wele sardara di bejti kr ho.

  10. shallu says:

    hehehe bilkul sahi joke hai ____________________dev mera hi naam shallender kashyap hai______________________wanted ye purani film ka hero kisko keh rahe ho yaar naam to likho

  11. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @jay..tum apne 5 fav song mujhe batao..

    @rashii di,aap bhi batana….eng or hindi only….Mobile ringtone banega jay ka…rashii di ka bhi caller tone banaoonga…..Daksh,shallu,rosy aur jo dena chahe…jst 2 remember him/her..plzz jay rashii di..naraj ho janunga.

  12. Rahul(chdml) says:

    yar joke suna hua hai isi ste pe fir b acha hai admin bhai.

    Hey admin bhai,lve preet,rashi,sheela,dev,panchi,jay,shallu,lofar,ravan n all frnds kese ho sab n thanks muje yad karne ke liye.

    @Hey sheela darlng mne tho nai khaya or tum btao kya kia aj.yar kabi hame b yad karlia karo hamesa dabng karti rhati ho.

    @Lvepreet janu mene tme bahut mis kia dear,wese mne tho patang nai udhaya ku ki kuch bsy tha. Lve u baby.

    @panchi jan tum kha ho kai patang ke sath tmbi tho nai udh gai. He he he

    rashi baby tmne jawab nai dia ki date pe kha chalo gi jalna btao me intjar kar rha hu dear he he he.

  13. RANA says:

    @he anshul,lofar, hru………. @daksh,thanx… tera bheja hua gift mil gaya…. patang and firki. …. thnx again… …………. @mausam,yaar tujhe to bade mast-2 ofer mil rahe hai filmo k. per soch-samjh kar aspt karna… hehehe……… @rahul chdml, yaar es site per tumhi chaye ho aaj-kal………. @raj bindaas, kaha gayab ho gaye bhai?………… @raavan g,aaj-kal jyada busy lah rahe ho……. yaar ek bar court me raavan se gita per hanth rakh ker kasam khane ko kaha gaya raavan ne mana kar diya kahne laga ek bar sita per hanth rakkha tha to abhi tak jhel raha hu.. ab gita per rakkhunga to mera kya haal hoga…. hehehe…….. @jay,…….. kamine tere bina dil nhi lagta…. @dhiru dear….. tum aur jay….. youuuuu aarrrrr made……for … ………..each.. ather……….. samjheeeeeeee.. @hi vikky and all frnd hru…!!!!

    1. Rahul(chdml) says:

      rana thanx buddy,wese tmhara bi jalwe kuch kam nai hai, keep it up bro.

      Yar sari sexy girls kha gai. Yar aj me nai aya tho sari grls b nai ai.sory , chalo koi bat nai ab me agaya hu ab.

      Lve u all he he he

  14. RANA says:

    @hi shweta,happy bday……… divya g,panchhi g,sheela g,anjali g,dr sia g, kajal g,naughty-hotty g, hru……. @sadhana,dear ab tum kewal vikky ki hi nahi sabki gf ho gayi ho.hehehe @hi love preet,mujhse bhi panjabi wich gal kar liya karo g… mujhe panjab aur panjabi bahut acche lagte hai.. but mai pnjbi bool nahi pata…

  15. sam says:

    yarr yahi to india ki khasiyat hai baki country apni maa chuda looooooooo hehhehehehhe

    INDIA JINDABAD I LUV INDIAN GIRLS…………

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      he he he abe sam, tu kehta hai india jindabad,aur luv sirf india k girls se, kya sirf girl se hamara desh mahan banta hai,he he he tu sala chutiya ka chutiya rahoge

  16. RANA says:

    @he jay ,why u and dhiru dont understand each other yaar ????… i think god gave brains to u….. and good hearts to dhiru……….. but u use their hearts… and dhiru use their brains………. yaar jisko god ne jo chij di hi nahi wo uska use karega to misunderstdnding tn hogi na……. hehehe….sry dhiru dear….!!

  17. sam says:

    mere marne ke baad mera janaja uski gali se ghuma dena agar wo dikh jaye to mera nikal kar ek baar hila dena hahahhahahha

    1. Azeen says:

      Hey sam u rck man..vo janaze wala joke ws suprb

  18. sam says:

    Anshul aj tu first aya hai bro mein bahut khush hua yarrr

  19. Lovepreet..lipsy says:

    Heyy Rana g apnu panjabi pasand hai jedhe panjabi pasand krde han menu oh pasand hai jiwe ki tusi je tuhanu nai andi panjabi hukam kro apa sikha da jan g hor daso tusi kithe de ho or ki krde ho tuhanu samjh te andi ye na panjabi na samjh aai te das dena.ok ilu my sweet fd.

  20. Lovepreet..lipsy says:

    Rahul dear i miss u to so much jan or kaha apke comet ka wait dear

  21. nishta syeed says:

    admin, india is in top nahi hota on top hota hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Oh Nishta ji chalo ek galti dhunde wala aur aa gaya site pe ehehehe
      but this tiem mere se hi galti hui hai O and I ikathe hote hai type mein dhayan nahir aha oops ehehehe

  22. Lovepreet..lipsy says:

    Heyy yaha par Deep kon han muje ye naam bhut pasand hai sweet name

  23. Rosy says:

    @dhiru, tx 4 askng.. Well i love enrique, avril, taylor, etc, etc. Hindi me v i love many songs..esp of mohit chauhan!

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Dhiraj – hello! there is list of my fav songs

      Enrique Iglesias, akcent-stay with me (Fara lacrimi), flag song – give me freedom (Mando diao),Who let the dog out,

      in hindi song – tadap tadap k(HDDCS), sau dard hai(Janeman),chalet chalet,soniyo o soniyo various collection I cant tell bt my fav. Song is Zindagi do pal ki – from kites.

      Ye tumne pucha nahi tha fir v bata raha hu

      In movie – 3 idiots , dhamaal, kya cool hai hum, nd my fav mov – Sadma (Actor-Kamal Hasan,Actress –Sridevi) m sure ,kitne log to is movie ka naam v nahi sune honge , jis person ko feeling ki definition janna hai wo is movie ko dekhe, m sure wo kabhi kisi ki feelings ko janbhujhkar hurt nahi karega, try it

      1. Admin says:

        E Zindagi gale laga le… humne bhi tere har ik ghum ko gale se lagaya hai … Hai na???

  24. Vickyssss says:

    ..PROUD TO B AN INDIAN..

  25. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @ADMIN, devesh user k cmnt bilkul gande aa rahein
    hain…woh dosti jaise shabd mein g##d police nd etc-2 use karke
    kisi specific relation ko badnaam kar raha hai….agar uske aise
    cmnt aatein hain to approve mat kijie.. @Devesh, sunna chahta
    hai..sun…ek ladka …ek..ladki ki **** **** raha tha nd dusra
    ladka bhi….nd teesra bhi….dammit!! ….admin plz uske iss type
    k cmnt pe dhyan…. @Rosy..thanx..plzz dhiraj hi bolo nd means
    saare gane pasand hain..i mean in saare singers k..??.

    1. Admin says:

      Thanks dhiraj. Ab esa nahi hoga

  26. Ratan says:

    Hai dev, dhiraj, panchhi, rashii, wanted, mausam bhai,
    shallu, admin, divya, anjali, shweta, manish, dabang, raj, imran,
    lofar, rahul, shabnam.., Raavan.. How r u all.. I wish u all a
    happy sankranti.

  27. Hot boy says:

    Hello dosto meri ek prblm hai agr koi solve kre to mherbani hogi. Galz v dhyan de plz. M ek shadi shuda aurat ko bhut pyar krta hu

    Shuru m to wo mri bt manne ko tayar na thi par bhut nak ragadne k bad mani aur thora sa pyar kiya par ab phir manne ko tayar nai hai

    M uske bina ji nai skta 38year ki hai. Ap log kuch suggest kro. M v apka dost hu plz boyz n galz save my life

  28. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, almost all.. Wht abt u? Ur favs?

  29. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @raj thanx…

    @rosy,..almost all english songs…remix bhi pasand hain….eng. dostana songs….hindi mein ever green movie k songs hain…Fashion,Jashn,Fox…britney my best….whats ur raashi k bhi hain.hehe!..aur bhi hain nahi bata sakta..hehe…

  30. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @Rana thanx..hehe!

    @Rashii di, thanx!

    @JAy…kanha udd gaye tum bhi bata do taki apni khas diary mein note kar loon..hehe.

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