Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai?

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Santa Ke 7 Bachhe Thhe Aur Unmein Se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Thha

Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachha Kisi Aur Ka Hai

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Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thhi

Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya Aur Bed Pe Padd Gaya

Jab Uska Akhiri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhiri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya

Santa: “Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai, Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai?

Wife: “Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata, Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun”

Santa Dukhi Mann Se: “Kya?”

Wife: “Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai”

SMS / One Liner Version

Snta K 7 Bacho Me Se 1 Alag Hi Dikhta Tha, Bv Se Kabi Puch Na Ska, Mrte Waqt: Vo Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai. Bv: Vohi Sirf Apka Hai

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Comments

73 Comments

  1. Dev says:

    Hahahaha, Good joke

    hi panchhi, ratan m good n hope same 4 u

    1. Dev says:

      But pahle suna huwa tha

    2. Panchhi says:

      Hi dev kaha gumte firrhe to ajkal…?

      1. Dev says:

        Dear panchhi mai yahi hu. bas mai apna maximum free time facebook par spend karta hu. so comments nahi de pata hu.

  2. Dabang_007 says:

    Hellooo frnds……i am first 2day after long time….

  3. Dabang_007 says:

    hi sheela…Darling… kaha ho….Divya Darling??????????

  4. jay says:

    santa got fucked again

  5. Raj Bindaas says:

    wow great feel, thanx 4 my joke posting

  6. Jay says:

    @Dear all, T.C.

    LOVE IS LIFE

    LIFE IS WIFE

    WIFE IS KNIFE

    and

    KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

  7. Fardeen says:

    i am 1st mast joke he admin bhai

  8. Dr. Sia says:

    old one…..

  9. Anshul says:

    ha ha ha ha ha saala santa .marte samy bhi ek or jokes chhod gaya.

    hii all friends (admin sir,kapil bhai,manish bhai,divya,panchhi,imran,mausam,rashii,rana,jay,anuj,

    aman,and all friends,)good morning

  10. Mausam says:

    hahahahahahaa

    bechaara santa ye sun kar to wo ekdum mar gaya hoga.

    sabhi patiyo ko ye seekh lrni chahiye ki apni BV se ye sawaal kabhi na karein.

    Janhit me jaari

    hi all frnz good morning to all of you

  11. Anshul says:

    are yaaro raavan ke baare mai suna hai kya , bichare ka lund kutta kaat gaya hai. plz sabhi usse baat karna nahi to bura maan jayega. he he he he raavan

    1. prince says:

      hi anshul dear

    2. Panchhi says:

      Kya bat hai anshul ji ajkal apki javani fut fut kr bahar aa rhi hai….

  12. Mausam says:

    Hi Raashi ji kaisee hain aap?Main kaheen Gayab nhi hua hoon.yaheen hoon.aur daily cmnt aaraha hai mera.magar aap hi nahi dikhayee dee mujhe.

    aapke liya ek sher arz hai bataana kaisa laga-

    Aapke chaahne waale hain,aapse door nahii honge,

    busy kitne bhi rahain par Majboor nahi honge,

    Aajmaa lena kabhi aawaj dekar Mausaaaaaaaaaam,

    Kaheen bhi ho lekin, pal bhar me aapke kareeb hi honge.

    Koi Chhupaata hai,Koi Jataata hai,

    Koi Hasaata hai to koi rulaata hai,

    dosti to sabhi karte hain kisee na kisee se,

    Fark itnaa hai ki koi Nibhaata hai to koi Aajmaata hai.

  13. Jay says:

    Hi,

    Dear aal friends……

    A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

    and

    say

    that i will do anything to pass in the exams

    and professor says.

    NOW OPEN YOUR

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    Books And Study

  14. satish says:

    marte santa ki bi gaand phaad di

    1. Panchhi says:

      Shallu ji me b.a kr rhi hu aur ap ? @kapil pille agr tera l**d us kutte ko sungaya jaye to wo hajaro kutte-kuttiyo,billi,suvro or gadho ko kat k fad dega… @admin meri jaan tu meri lipstic lagata hai or muje khbr tk lgne ni di??fir to tu ladkiyo ki bra penty v pehnta hoga na ??sharmao na yaar mana k tu thoda abnrml hai bt yaha to mere alava sb tere frnds hi hai unse kya chupana yaar…!!

  15. arush says:

    vahi to…..santa ke 7 bachhe kaise ho sakte hai..because vo to bas g**d hi marta hai………….hehehehe

  16. arush says:

    hii…@sameerbhai…rashiig ko kaise pata chal jata haiki i m on w2heart at 1am…. that's not fairrrrr

  17. Dhiraj says:

    hi! jay,daksh,rashii,anshul and every hottys nautties….thanks ratan..wah! lol!….nd hi! evviwady..HELLO!…_________________@shallu ji jab tum atei nahi ho to aisa lagta hai tumhare dad ne kanhi phir se to…tc..________________@Jay,tumne mujhe ladka bola mein tumhe sexy uncle bolunga..lol!!.

    1. Jay says:

      hehehehe………sexi uncle.

      hahahaha…….tab to bhootani teri aunti ho jayegi.

  18. Sheela. says:

    Helo dabngg ji bahut dino bad dikhe. Hey admin khi wo 6 bache apk to ni hai? Hehehe hi rashii apko kese bhul skti hu ap to mere hi sahr ke ho.

    1. Pankaj says:

      Hi sheela

      1. Sheela. says:

        Helo pankaj ji kaha se ho ap? Kya krte ho?

    2. Dabang_007 says:

      kaise ho sheela ji….fri. sat. 2days weekend rahta hai to full on outing chalti hai… thats why i did't comment…or batao kaisi chal rahi hai life?????

  19. ajay says:

    sheela! wo 6 bache mere he.

  20. Loser says:

    ya same here Dr.Sia….not so funny…

  21. Rashii says:

    Suna hua hai per acha hai

  22. Rashii says:

    Admin ji main apse naraj hu aapne kal mujhe reply nhi kiya mera 2kg weight kum ho gaya hehe & ap log toh cmts me b dum dhundtey ho hehe( bekaar ki behas chal rahi hai waha, cmts me b dum nhi hai) hahahaha

  23. Rashii says:

    Hi Mausam ji kaise ho ap, aapne koi shyari nhi sunayi thi isliye ap k hone ka pta he nhi chala hehe(jst kidding) & aapne mere liye jo shyari sunayi achi lgi n sachi lgi thanx

    arush ji exam kaise huae ap k? Admin ji se q puch rahe ho aapne mujhe frnd kaha hai isliye ap k bare me pta hona jaruri hai hehe

    1. Mausam says:

      Rashi ji lagta he ki jab tak aapko sher dhikhayee nhee dega tab tak aapko hamaari Mauzoodgee ka ahsaas nahee hoga haan. hahaha-

      Koi hai Jo hamare liye bhi dua karta hai,

      Apno me is nacheez ko bhi gina karta hai,

      Bahut khushnasib samjhte hai hum khud ko,

      Door rah kar bhi koi to hai jo yaad kiya karta hai…

  24. Rashii says:

    Jay ji ap mere DHIRAJ ji ka dhyan rakhiyega , waise dhiraj ji ne apko new name diya hai

    Raj ji ap ka imperession jam jayega ap tention mat lo hehe waise kis per imperssion banaya ja raha hai dhiraj ji per ya dhiraj ji ki behno per hehe

  25. Rashii says:

    DAKSH ji kaha chale gaye thae ap kahi ap b Mausam ji k clint k pass to nhi thae hehe

    pancchi ji, shweta ji, anjali ji, kaha ho ap

    kapil ji, ratan ji,shallu ji , rana ji, n all boys previous joke chala gaya hai tention mat lo wo dog mer gaya hai ab cmt do is joke per hehehe

    Anshul ji ab to sita(divya ji) b nahi hai raavan ji k pass ab q talk war ker rahe ho raavan ji k sath hehe

    1. Panchhi says:

      Rashi ji me yahi hu.ap kaisi ho?aur rashi tum h btao kya khali paki hui daal kisi ko achhi lgti hai kya?uspe tadka lagao tavi uska real test ata hai isiliye baba ji apne joke ko super hit krne panchhi k name ka tadka lgate hai….ab smj me ayaa na….

  26. Raj Bindaas says:

    kaha gaye sab k sab lagta hai new year celebration ki taiyari me jut gaye are reeeeeeeee ruko mujhe v sath le lo me v to celebration manaunga

  27. Ratan says:

    Yaar this time santa ne 1 aur nishaani chod gaya.. Apne liya.. Aage aage aur jokes ka maza lene.. He he he.. Think positive..

  28. kapil the cute boy says:

    chalo finally santa ko pata cho chal gaya…lekin shukr hai ki uski bv ne use baki 6 baccho k baap k naam nhi bataye..kahi wo kah deti ki baki 6 bacche…KAPIL,ANSHUL,MAUSAM,RATAN,SHALU,RAVAN…ke hain to hum log fas jate ..dosto hum bach gaye khusi manao…

    1. Ratan says:

      Yaar kapil tu kyu sab ko batharaha hi.. Secret nahi chupta tere see?

  29. kapil the cute boy says:

    RASHI dear kesi ho……..

  30. Ratan says:

    Bolaram: I got married because I was tired

    of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

    Chaaluram: Amazing, I got divorce for the

    same reason.

    1. Mausam says:

      Ratn bhai aapka joke simple he par achha hai,good.

      1. Ratan says:

        Thanx bhai.

  31. arush says:

    hii….@rashiiji..last exam kuch achha nahi gaya…bt ok aap to jasus nikli…..bachna padegaa bty aap bhi w2heart pe aati hai kya…..kis name se….

  32. Rashii says:

    Kapil ji main bilkul thik hu ap kaise ho ajkal ap kaha ghum rahe ho najar he nhi atey ho

  33. arush says:

    hii…@anshul yaar tu to mujhe bhool gaya sale..bt main nahi bhula…kaisa hai tu???aa aaj 10pm way2heart pe…….nd my all cute-cute fnds including babaji how r u???

    have a nice day…..

  34. Dhiraj says:

    @rosy,mera to sapna hai ki india mein prince nd princess ki tarah har ek admeen ho nd rahein bhi…but aapne apne ko princess mana yeh acchi baat hai….chalo mein bhi shuruat karta hoon ki mein bhi wonderful prince banu apne prince..s(superb)s(sexy) k liye.:).

  35. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Dhiraj hi, bahut khush lag rahe ho lagta hai kisi ladke ki tang ghich rahe ho, carry on my bless always wid u, keep happy, tumhara shayri mujhe bahut pasand aaya yaar wah wah wah wah,jante ho me tumhari shayri ki wajah se me jinda hu warna is thand ne to apna kaam kar diya tha thanx yaar

    @Rashii ji – acha majak kar leti hai aap he he he, u r d best kuch jayada to nahi kah raha hu, joke site me joke karna sabse badi qlty hoti hai aur qlty aap me hai nd lagta hai aapne mera comt adhura padha tha isliye puch rahi ho kis par imp jamana hai, khair aapne umeed to jaga hi di hai, lets see ahead

  36. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, tx! N gud luck buddy:)

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Dhiraj thanx mujhe 3 bar mujhe thanx kahne ke liye

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      Aaj kal koi raat 3 baje tak jag raha hai kyon???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????hmmm

  37. imran_snake says:

    hehehehe santa utna balshakal tha ki apna baccha bhi nahi
    oehchaan saka baki 6 bacchey mere they

  38. moheet says:

    nyc one dude

  39. dinesh says:

    hello!!! everyone.. m dinesh from delhi.

    m new in dis site.can i hav some friends.

    1. ahsaam says:

      yeh dinesh how many dozen u want….hehe….hi ahsaam here main tumhare dost bansaktaa hoon

  40. Rosy says:

    @raj, shayad usse neend ni ayi hogi:)

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Rosy,ha aisa hota hai kya pata usse neend k sath sath bhukh v nai lag rahi ho ?

  41. ahsaam says:

    hi everybody ahsaam is back,,,bahot se naye users dikhrahe hai is site par …yaar ek baat meri samajh nahi aati..yahan i noticed ke log joke padhtay hai aur phir comment kartay hai ke pahle padha hua hai…..toh jo joke padha hua hai uspar comment karne ki zaroorat hi kya hai tumlog ko kya lagtaa hai ke dosre users yeh jokes pahle baar padhrahe hotay hai kya ?

  42. Rosy says:

    @raj, nai bhukh nai lagi hogi.. Shayad wo raat var kisise chat kar raha hoga!

  43. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rosy, Exactly tumne bilkul sahi kaha ye baat to mere dimag me aaya hi nahi, mein aaj hi rashii ji se puchta hu aisa kyon kar rahi mere sath meri dosti me kaha kami rah gayi thi

  44. Rosy says:

    @raj, tq bolo!

  45. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rosy, kyaaaaa? kisse bolu aur kya bolu

  46. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rosy,ek maje ki baat batau, hum dono kal raat thik 8 minute k diffrence me apna comt post kiye, kya ittefaque hain naa ! Kash tumhara mail ID mere paas hota to humlog chat v karte,……. thik hai thik hai janta hu tumhara jawab kya hoga, – raj So? ye bahut choti baat hai mein in bakwas bato par dhyan nai deti,n kya matlab mera id tumhare paas …. iski jarurat nai m already busy. yehi kahogi na, tq.

  47. Rashii says:

    Raj bindas ji kaise ho ap? Ap ye q bol rahe hai raat ko jaag ker chat kerti hu, raj ji main operamini use kerti hu w2h per ja he nhi skti per sone se pehle lappy se w2h per jaker cmts jarur reed kerti hu per chat nhi kerti

  48. Rosy says:

    @raj, mujhe bolo thnk u, maine 2mhe bataya ki wo chat kar raha hoga..n chat cn mean sms chat also! Realy! Wt a co-incidence.. N main kisiko nai bolti ki ye choti baat h, dhyan nai dungi, etc, etc.. Chaho toh confirm it

  49. Dinesh says:

    Ahsaam thnx yar.! 4 being my frnd..frnds ke kni limit nhi hoti my dear..never be calculated.

  50. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rosy, ab rashi ji se kya kahu,Oh!God…aaj mujhe bechara santa bahut yaad aa raha hai

  51. Raj Bindaas urf Devd says:

    @Rosy, Happy New Year kash ! fill in d blanks ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

  52. Rosy says:

    @raj, tq dear..hapy new yr 2u2.. N kaash rosy gets passd in
    her exams!

  53. Raj Bindaas says:

    why do couples hold their hands during their wedding?

    …its just a formality like 2 boxers shaking b4 the fight begin..

  54. Ricks says:

    hiiiiiiiiii

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