Ameer Ban Ne Ki Kitaab

Santa Ne Apni Bevkoofiyo Ki Vajah Se Sara Paisa Ujaad Diya Thha

Ab Bechare Ke Pass Pese Nahi Bache Thhe Aur Vo Koi Jugad Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahi Se Paisi Mil Jaye

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Ese Hi Raste Mein Jate Hue Use Ek Baba Mila, Usne Apni Samsya Baba Ko Batayi

Baba Bola: “Meri Teri Samsya Hal Kar Sakta Hun

Santa Khush Hoke: “Achha?

Baba: “Haan, Mere Pass Ek Kitab Hai Uske Ander Ameer Hone Ke Tarike Likhe Hai, Jis Se Tum 5 Dino Mein Ameer Ban Jaoge

Santa: “Baba Mujhe Vo Kitab Dijiye Na

Baba: “Bachha Us Kitab Ki Keemat 5000 Rs Hai

Ab Bechare Santa Ke Pass Paisi Nahi Thhe Fir Bhi Usne Baba Ko Kaha

Santa: “Baba Aap 10 Minutes Rukiye Mein Abhi Paisi Leke Aata Hun

Santa Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Bola Aur Kisi Tarha Se Paisi Ikathe Kiye Aur Baba Ke Pass Aa Gaya

Santa: “Lo Baba, Main 5000 Rs Le Aaya Hun

Baba: “Beta Le Kitab, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai Is Kitab Ka Akhiri Page Puri Kitab Pade Bina Nahi Kholna

Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Baba?

Baba: “Bachha Bola Na, Agar Tune Pahle Page Khol Liya To Teri Gaand Fatt Jayegi

Santa Ne Kaha Chalo Thik Hai Nahi Kholta.

Ghar Aake Usne Kitab Padni Shuru Kar Di.

Par Jaisi Ki Aap Jaante Hai Ki Santa Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hai, Usne Thodi Si Kitab Padne Ke Baad Socha Ki Akhiri Page Khol Hi Leta Hun

Aur Esa Sochte Hue Usne Akhiri Ka Page Khol Liya

Aur Dosto Santa Ki Gaand Vakiye Mein Fatt Gayi

Kyunki…..

Us Kitab Ka Keemat 15 Rs Thhi..

To Ye Thha Ameer Ban Ne Ka Tarika, Par Santa Ka Nahi Baba Ka

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  1. naina says:

    deleted ji ko bhut maja aa rha tha rashii ji aur wanted ji ki khichai krkr, ab aaya na maza rathee ji….
    :p nice one,
    @priya exam to 24 ko hoge finish…
    @nilesh meri holi achi rhi tum btao bhabhi ji kesi h ab…
    @rashii , kese ho?

    1. Deleted says:

      Naina ji , Mein dusaro par joke karta hun to khud par joke khane ki himmat bhi rakhta hun ….aur meine kabhi wanted and Rashi ji ka mazak nahi KIA ….na Jane aap logo ki aisa kyon lag raha h …..

      GUD joke admin ……

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