Ameer Ban Ne Ki Kitaab

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Santa Ne Apni Bevkoofiyo Ki Vajah Se Sara Paisa Ujaad Diya Thha

Ab Bechare Ke Pass Pese Nahi Bache Thhe Aur Vo Koi Jugad Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahi Se Paisi Mil Jaye

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Ese Hi Raste Mein Jate Hue Use Ek Baba Mila, Usne Apni Samsya Baba Ko Batayi

Baba Bola: “Meri Teri Samsya Hal Kar Sakta Hun

Santa Khush Hoke: “Achha?

Baba: “Haan, Mere Pass Ek Kitab Hai Uske Ander Ameer Hone Ke Tarike Likhe Hai, Jis Se Tum 5 Dino Mein Ameer Ban Jaoge

Santa: “Baba Mujhe Vo Kitab Dijiye Na

Baba: “Bachha Us Kitab Ki Keemat 5000 Rs Hai

Ab Bechare Santa Ke Pass Paisi Nahi Thhe Fir Bhi Usne Baba Ko Kaha

Santa: “Baba Aap 10 Minutes Rukiye Mein Abhi Paisi Leke Aata Hun

Santa Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Bola Aur Kisi Tarha Se Paisi Ikathe Kiye Aur Baba Ke Pass Aa Gaya

Santa: “Lo Baba, Main 5000 Rs Le Aaya Hun

Baba: “Beta Le Kitab, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai Is Kitab Ka Akhiri Page Puri Kitab Pade Bina Nahi Kholna

Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Baba?

Baba: “Bachha Bola Na, Agar Tune Pahle Page Khol Liya To Teri Gaand Fatt Jayegi

Santa Ne Kaha Chalo Thik Hai Nahi Kholta.

Ghar Aake Usne Kitab Padni Shuru Kar Di.

Par Jaisi Ki Aap Jaante Hai Ki Santa Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hai, Usne Thodi Si Kitab Padne Ke Baad Socha Ki Akhiri Page Khol Hi Leta Hun

Aur Esa Sochte Hue Usne Akhiri Ka Page Khol Liya

Aur Dosto Santa Ki Gaand Vakiye Mein Fatt Gayi

Kyunki…..

Us Kitab Ka Keemat 15 Rs Thhi..

To Ye Thha Ameer Ban Ne Ka Tarika, Par Santa Ka Nahi Baba Ka

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39 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    santa ko meri likhi hui book padni chahiye

    1. Langda Tyagi says:

      aise bakvas jokes bhejkar khud ka aur doosro ka time kharab mat kiya karo.Santa banta ke aage jahan aur bhi hai.

      1. Wanted says:

        abe tyagi, 1 to tu kisi ko hasa nhi sakta nd jb koi dusra kosis krta hai to tere gand me khujli kyo hoti hai ? tere paas time nhi hai to mt pada kr.

        1. kapil the cute boy says:

          wanted gud reply

        2. abcd says:

          he is right sirf ek bakvaas si chis ke liye itna lamba joke.aur joke padne se pehle use pata thodi chalega ki achha hai ya bura

  2. PAPPU HATELA (GATE 2 says:

    A Main iss joke ko dunga 5 main se 2 star

    aur haan tune mare naam se

    pappu jokes link kyu daal rakha hain

  3. RAHUL says:

    Santa ki gand to fat hi jani thi 15 rupe ki kitab ko usne 5000 rupe me jo kharida tha haa haa haaa…..

  4. savita says:

    Ab dukan phatney ke baad to vahan se bhi paise nahi kama sakta bachara santa.

    1. HERO says:

      santa ki gaand dukan hai

      to aap k pass kya hai?

      Showroom…

  5. Rukhsana says:

    Kapil Bhai!

    Kaun si book likhi hai aapne?

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      rukhsana ji meri kitab ka naam war & piece hai……behad romanchak hai aap zarur padiye aur padne ke baad aap muje yaad karengi

  6. panchhi says:

    hehehhe

    @divya mein mast hu tum bolo yaar kuchh jyada h busy ho gayi ho tum toh!!!

    @saafran ji kuwari to me bhi hu par heheh apki nahi hu..

    @mausam ji kaise hai ap?

    @raj he he he yar muje lgta tune pehle kuchh puchha hoga or mene ans ni diya to tuje lga e tere se gussa hu bs yehi thodi si bhool ho gayi thi smjne me

    1. divya says:

      panchhi yaar mai ab w2h pe aati hu par tum kyu nhi aati waha

    2. Mausam says:

      Abe yaar ye kitab ameer banne ki thee ya Gaand fatne ki thi hahahaaa waise joke achchha he.

      @Panchii ji main bilkul theek hoon aap kaise hain.

      @ divya ji mast ho na?aapne jawab nhi diya?

      @ anshul bhai jyaada rang me mat milo nahi to rangeen ho jaaoge.

      @ prince bhai kaisee chal rhee he tumhaare gaadi bataana jarur?

      @ Raj bhai best of luck for rodies.

      1. prince says:

        bhai sahab bas aapki kirpiya hai aap sunao kya chal raha hai aur ye gaadi kitne gear wali hai.

      2. divya says:

        mausam ji mast hi nhi mai bindass bhi hu aap kaise ho

        1. Arman says:

          Sach me, phir to mza aa jayega.

        2. bhavesh says:

          hello divya

          How r u ?

  7. panchhi says:

    lofar janu kaise ho tum?

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    SPECIAL THANX for support me…. Rosy, Cobra, & Mausam

    @Rosy – mujhe aisa isliye laga kyonki achanak tum mujhse batein karna band kar di thi, kabhi meri baat bura lage to 2 juti marlijiyo par aisa sitam naa karyo he he, aur simmi ki comt par dhyan mat do, wo bahut pyari ladki hai, mene already ushe bahut bhala bura keh diya hu, ushe kuch mat kehna pls……aur kya kaha devdaas he he he u r very funny tum hamesha mast rahti ho sach batana last time tum kab serious hui thi, n hw was ur velentine?

    @Admin – sabse imp tera jawab hai yaar tu tens mat ho tera jawab agar negative v hoga to mujhe bura nahi lagega, batana bhai tujhse jawab pucha jayega(4 Roadies) to tu mujhe promote karega ki nahi

    abhi tak to ache response mile hai par mujhme abhi tak confd nahi aaya hai, m wait my frnds and enemies ans, mere dushmano ka jawab v utna imp hai jitna ki mere dosto ka,kaha ho yaar kapil,rahul,panchi,rashiji,wanted etc.

    tum sabhi se ek promise karta hu i wont disappoint u all chahe tumlog mujhe support karo ya naa karo bt next time me koi na koi idea lagakar Rodies me aa hi jaunga,ha tumlogo ka ans milne se ye confirm ho jayega ki mujhe is topic me discussion karni hai ki nahi,

    @Mausam – tq again, acha laga tumne mere liye wish kiya, me is time qualify kar jata yaar bt judjes se mulakat nahi ho payi, jabtak unse milta iske pehle round me mujhe ye keh kar nikal diya gaya ki tumhe apne gusse par control nahi hai… sirf yaar rodies me enter karne ki prob hai uske baad har task me 100% proform dunga, ye mera ghamand nahi hai balki mera biswaas hai aaj tak to har area me perfect raha aage dekhte hai……..

  9. SOMBIR SOLANKI says:

    Gaand fatne se to bechare ka rojgar bhi khatam ho gaya .

  10. Panchhi says:

    Hey raj dear me aur tere sb frnds tme support jarur krenge dear tm BINDASS hoke jao… @raavan wer r u jaan?

  11. Cobra says:

    Santa ko koi Saxibaba ka pata bata do yaar.

  12. anshul says:

    he he he babaji ne faad di santa ki gaand hehehe. wese babaji ye tarika bhadiya hai. hehehe hii all friends , sorry mai kuch samay se jyada busy tha so comments nahi kar paya .and arush yaare tu mene pass aa to sahi bear to tuje mai peelaunga saale . aaja kamine ..saath shallu ko bhi lana saale.

  13. rushikesh says:

    abe kitna faltu joke tha.

  14. Rashii says:

    not gud

    hi googli boogli admin ji kaise ho ap? 60% se 90% kb tak free ho jaogae

    hello mere dusht frnds, bhul gaye mujhe

    m fine divya ji, hi panchi ji,

    hello rosy ji hru

    sheela ji where r u?

    Wanted ji hmm gf hehe wanted ji main apki frnd hu or main grl hu to main to apki gf he hu hehehehe

    kapil ji main darpok hu, main dushmani nhi ker skti

    raj bindaas kh b mat socha kero hehe apko dhokha de mere dushman hehe

    rahul ji where r u? Book to nhi padh rahe ho na? Hehehe

    arush ji pryas kerte rahiyega hehe per shallu ji ko q sath leker ghum rahe ho?

    Mausam ji ek shyari or pls

    raavan ji where r u?

    Victor ji sirf ek din ki dosti?

    Hi nikhil ji, shanshak ji, ricks ji, kithe ho ap sb?

    1. HERO says:

      hi rashii ji,

      how r u?

  15. Lofar says:

    @Panchhi meri piya basanti kaisi ho jaanejana yar aj kal thoda busy chal raha hu bt tumhare liye to time nikal hi leta hu aur sunao kya chal raha hai

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    @Raj bnds bhai meri maano to rodies me iss site k bare me mat bolna being at this site u r not achieving anything (frnds dont take it in another way plz) tum unko wo bolo jo tum ho jo tumne really achieve kiya hai life me unko wo challenges batao jo tumne life me face kiye aur aage badhe agar is site k bare me bole to raghu bolega abe saale…nd then beep… beep… beep…beep…internet pe nonvegsites pe cmnts karke tu yaha rodies banne aaya hai bhak ja yaha se nahi to… nd then beep… beep… beep…beep…

    Bhai aage teri marji ab tu dekh le kya karna hai kya bolna hai

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    @Savita bhabhi kaisi ho aap

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    @Abe Ravan mere dost kaha ho bhai aao yaar maja nahi aa raha hai

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    @Rahul chodumal(BLW) tumto apne bilupt ki tarah hi bilupt ho gaye

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    @Rana bhai kaise ho

    @Mausam yaar wo mausam pe shayri bahut mast likhi thi bhai tune

    @Anjali Sheela Preet Rukhsana Simmi Rosy nd al new gals how r u gals

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    @Kapil rukhsana ne tujhe ek cmnt ne Kapil bhai bola hai hahahaha

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    @Wanted kaise ho bhai tune langda tyagi k mast mari hai ab wo ya to aise cmnt dena tyag dega ya phir ye site after al he is tyagi hahahaha

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    @Admin kaise ho bhai yar ye Dhiraj Jay Atankwadi aur kuch purane users gayab hai

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    @Dev sahab aap apni banen k sath hi dahej me chale gaye ho kya

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    @Sabi dosto ko lofar ka good night bye nd take care.

  16. atankwadi says:

    shukar ha panchi ji tumne apne dushmno ko yad to kia. chahe kisi bi rup me kia ho. kisi aur ne nai kai. jisne nahi kia uski ma ka bhosda uski behan choooooootttttttt. salllloooo

  17. kapil the cute boy says:

    @Raaaj Bindaaaaaaaaaaaas oye bahut bada ho gaya hai tu …roadies me participate karega……gud…sun ke accha laga ki to final qualifying round tak pahuncha…..wese yaar tu over confident rehta hai..is chiz ko chod de buri aadat hai…hum wish karte hain ki tu next time karega roadies ka safar ye mera viswas hai….wese kuch baat hai tuj me..he he he

  18. Rosy says:

    @raj, nai main guchha nai hoon. N main serious hoti hoon yaar.. At many a times. Its jst tat i dnt care 4 unwantd ppl. Lekin mere cloz 1s k liye m vry serious. N plz plz batao na wo baat, jst want 2 knw

    @rashi, m fine dear. U say.. N rosy is fine, rosy g ni bolna padega. Hehe

  19. shiv says:

    fantastik,zakkas,bole to rapchik tha chote!!!

  20. Santosh says:

    Admn Bhai, Ab Naye Joke post karne ka kya tareeka hai?

  21. Varnita says:

    Vakai me aapki kahaniyon se to dil khush ho jata hai,aapka chaheta.Ajay

  22. Matrix says:

    Ending thoda aur achaa hota to maza aa jata :P

    But good joke admin keep it up.

  23. Panchhi says:

    Hahahaha lofar tune dev ko dahej me de diya !!!hahaha meri hasi ruk hi ni rhi yar wo dev ko dahej me leke usse ghar me jhadu pochha marvaenge kya !!aur yar hahah tyagi sbse pehle to apni surname tyag ne ki sochega.. @abe atankvadi kaha mar gya tha be itne din?aur tune yad kiya kya sbko jo wo tuje yad karenge..!!bda aya gali dene wala !!popat kahika…aur wese yar tera brain wash hone se pehle tu kya tha ? @divya yar me w2h pe ni ati itna time v ni milta or man v ni hota…. @mausam ji me v mast tu…..aur yar jyada bear sear mat piyo adat pad jayegi fir gate rahiyo awaara….awaaraaa….. @rahullll jani tu kya honeymoon manane gya hua hai apni 2 mehboobao ke sath !!jo cment ni krta yar..,

  24. Anil4209211 says:

    Sabhi logo Ko eek aur kitab aur padni chahiye

    "MASTRAM KI KAHAANIYAN"

  25. amit says:

    yaar maja aa jaya santa ke to gaand h fat gai na

  26. Harsh says:

    Shanta ki kya meri Gaand bhi phat gayi. Savita theek kahti hai ab ham apni phatne ke bad gaand marwa kar bhi paisa nahi kama sakte

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