Apne Bete Ko Tamiz Sikhao

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Aajkal School Mein Ese Ese Tamashte Hote Hai Ki Tauba Tauba, Aisa Hi Kuch Santa Ke Sath Hua Jab Wo Pappu Ke School Gaya, Ab Bechara Khud Confuse Hai Ki Kya Karu
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Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola.

Sir: “Aap Apne Bete Ko Tamij Sikhao

Santa: “Kyu Kya Ho Gaya?

Sir: “Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha – Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hu

Santa: “Master Ji, Par Ab Main Cofuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhau Ya Sex Karna

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76 Comments

  1. bheem babu says:

    joke samaj mai nahe aaya hps bhai aap ko aagya to hame bhee samjaye suna hai aap jaldi samaj mai aata hai hmmm

    1. pankaj says:

      santa ko bhi nahi samjh me aaya tha pahle..hehehe

  2. Vinu roxxx!!! says:

    Kewl beta
    Hahaha

    Mast hai nice one

    Isko dono sikhao .
    Hello admin ji.
    Apne mujhe btaya nahi ki aap mujhe partner bnayenge ya na

    1. Admin says:

      Kis cheez me partner? And may gay nhi hu ne heheheh. Esi batein na kr

  3. Vinu roxxx!!! says:

    Ek Pathan,
    Ek panjabi Aur
    Ek sindhi
    Teeno ki Wifes Pregnant Thien Unho nay Shert Lagai k kis k Bate ki Lulli Bari Hogi.
    On Delivry Day,
    Nurse Said to sindhi: Beta hua hai, Lulli 4 Inch ki hai.
    Punjabi: Beta hua hai, Lulli 5 Inch ki hai,
    Then Nurse 2 pathan: Lun huwa hai, Beta 3 Inch ka hai.

  4. Vinu roxxx!!! says:

    Girl.Kash main car k nichay ajaao 2 month school band,
    2 girl-kash main truck k nichay ajaao
    5 month school band,
    Boy-meray nichay ajaao to 9 month school band.

  5. Pearl says:

    Humara india itna backward hai use sex ka colom change karna chahiye…
    sex community hona chahiye….
    kyonki batane ki jarorat nahi hai…
    ab red or green majority mein hain to..iska yeh matlab nahi ki orange ko bhi red kah diya jae..blue ko green kah diya jae…..Jago India Jago!!
    ek aur baat atleast famous aur bheed wale area mein to cctv camre aur security ka management kia jae….warna terrorist ko khoon ki holy se koi nahi rok sakta…..

  6. Jay says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ……………….Abey Hasi hi nahi ruk rahi hai………hahahahahahahahahah……..oh!.oh!……hehehehehe……Arey bhai aise joke sunakar marne ka erada hai kya ??????

    Wah! thnx admin bhai maza aa gaya……….

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehe shukar hai jokes tum logo ko pasand ate hai nahi to ajkal ek banda hath me complaint leke ghum rha hai ki jokes band kro

      1. Jay says:

        Us bhosadi wale ke hath me complaint ki jagah LUND pakda do aur jokes band krne ki jagah Sale ki GAND band kar do…

      2. Aki says:

        hehehehehe sahi kaha tune jay good

  7. Aki says:

    hahahahahahahahaha good bhai

  8. Dhiraj says:

    agar jungle ka raja sher hota hai..to phir shero ka hi bhala ho payega…..isliye jungle ka raja kisse hona chahiye??????….yeh to baat hui jungle ki…lekin India ka??????????….isliye to india ka bhala nai ho pata…galat hatho mein galat satta….so unlucky!!!…

  9. Jay says:

    Good morning dear all…..

    @> Admin bhai ab Aapki Tabiyat kaisi hai? Kahi par Dard to nahi hai ?

    @> Dhiraj yaar,Tere pyar ko pahchantey hai hum, Duniya ke gamo ko bhi jaante hai hum. Tere jaise dosto ka hi sahara hai, Tabhi to hanskar Jeena Jantey hai hum…”I Love U”

    @> Rashii dear Aap kaisi hai aur aapka exam kaisa raha ? Ab to Aap free hongi esliye jawab dijiyega……"I Miss U so Much"

    @> Kabootari tum se aisi umeed nahi thhi ki tum etani Darpok nikalogi, Kabootari Biryaani se dar Jawogi….. Wo Majnu nahi Tillu Pillu ka Baap Samir hai……Jo Pathano ke kiye gaye Atyachaar se Sadme me hai….kuch bhi Anab Sanb bak raha hai.

    @> Divya ji…….Dosto ko ya phir apne chahne walo ko aise satana theek nahi hai.

    @> Rakhi & Savita Bhabhi……Aap logo ki bahut yaad aati hai…….buhuhuhu

    @> Bheem bhai…….Aapki Jaan kaisi hai ?? Kisi ko mat dijiyega mere liye sambhal kar rakhiyega. Aur Admin ki tabiyat kharab chal rahi hai esliye usko time-time par injection aur capsul dete rahna…..

    @> Raj bro. Kapil bro, Wanted & Naresh bahi koi baat nahi, hum bhi samjhtey hai k jindagi me Aur bhi Gum hai Mohabbat k siwa. Jab bhi time mile bas aise hi hum dosto ki Khairiyat puch liya karey.

    @> Kinshuk dost kya kare ye "Dil hai ki Manta nahi" Aap dosto ke sath rains day ka enjoy le rahe hai aur hume to rains naseeb hi nahi hoti hai

    @> N. Khan ji, Kam se Kam aap to Majnu par Raham kijiye, Pakistan ke patano ne to khud becharey ko kahi ka nahi chora hai. Bechara maarey sharm k Apne Ghar nahi jaa raha hai.

    @> Deleted bro. thanx. very good job aise hi lage rahe.

    @> Heartbeat Urf Anna ji Aap Shangharh jaari rakhe hum aapke sath hai aur sath hi rahenge.

    @> Phyc. bro. Aap kaise aur kaha hai ??????

    @> Pyare bhai aap Kushal Mangal se to hai ??????

    @> Pankaj yaar mere Dhiraj ko to yaad kar liya karo.

    @> Anuj bhai chal ab to mere pash aa ja ab tujhko jabardati lolipop nahi dunga…..hehe

    @> Shivendra bro. aap ki study kaisi chal rahi hai ??????

    @> Matrix yar tu kaha busy rahta hai? tere bahut kam hi comments dekhne ko miltey hai.

    @> Majnu uraf Samir, Yaar bahut ho gaya luka-chipi maine tumko pahchan liya hai, Ab Samne aa ja nahi to samjh liyo…….Marunga bahut aur rone bhi nahi dunga.

    Yaar Agar kisi dost ka naam nahi likh paya hu to maaf kar dena dost. Aur ye samjh lena ki aapkse hi mai ye baat kah raha hun ki aap kaise hai aur aapki hume bahut yaad aati hai….tc…….reply me.

    1. Matrix says:

      me divya ka address khojne me wyast hu ajkal isiliye comments nhi de pata.

      aur yaaan jisne bhi joke band krne ko kaha ai usko tune mast gali di waah waah !!!

      1. Jay says:

        Lekin yaar Matrix sabse Jabardast aur Dhamakedar "G" to tum deta hai……..hehehehe
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        Dekh yaar tu Garam mat ho…
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        Yaar Gussa kyu karta hai??
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        "G" ka matlab GALI se hai:P

    2. pankaj says:

      hehehe yaar dhiraj ko yaad karte hi tu bhi to yaad aata hai mujhe…tum dono ki jodi bhagwan banaye rakhe…mujhe q kabab me haddi banate ho bhai….wese kaisa hai tu..yaar

      1. Jay says:

        Pankaj bhai thanx. Aapne humari Dosti k liye GOD se Wish kiya, Hum bhi Aapke liye GOD se Best wishes kartey hai ki Aap jisko chahe wo aapko aapse bhi jyada chahe……..

    3. N.khan says:

      jay mene kuch nhi kya majnu ka mujhe toh pta bhi nhi kya huwa eske sath

      1. Jay says:

        N. Khan ji, ASAK……..
        Majnu uraf Samir Pakistan gaya thha jaha par bechare ke sath bahut hi Jyadati ho gayi hai.

  10. Pearl says:

    what is the difference between hero n star…????…
    agar tum sacchai,imandari k kareeb ho to tum hero ho…..aur jab tumme aur sacchai,imandari mein koi fark na rah jae tab tum star kahlate ho…so test urself..

  11. divya says:

    jaisa baap waisa beta hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    1. Matrix says:

      hmmmmmmm…..¥

    2. pankaj says:

      sahi kaha aapne ..per aap ab fb per nahi aati..kitne din ho gaye..

      1. Matrix says:

        Wo aati hai. dinner time me.. khana khate khate chat krti hai. hehe… kyu divya!

  12. bheem babu says:

    N khan namskar jyada kuch nahe boluga kya h ki aap maire cmant samaj nahe aate na iss liye hmmm

    1. N.khan says:

      bheem kya re bhot din bad yad kya tune kesa h tu

  13. Pearl says:

    humare indians logo ki ek mindset hai…english speaking logo k bare mein ki wo log pade likhe hote hai…..no doubt woh pade likhe hain…but unhe yeh samjhna chahiye….humari hindi bhasa national language hone k 7 7 humari pehchaan bhi hai…ek real indian iss dil ki bhasa ko acchi tarah samajh sakta hai….respect other languages..and love ur sweetheart language apni cute pyaari
    ****HINDI****
    *************

    1. Aki says:

      good ,pearl

    2. Jay says:

      Dosto ! Pearl, sahi kah rahi hai, humko Hindi Bhasha ka Samman karni chahiye nahi to mere jaisi Halat Aapki bhi ho skati hai ………….

      Hamari qismat ka woo Pehalu to zara dekho
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      “DOSTO”
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      Jab humne usey kaha thha: “I love u”:-*
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      toh wo boli thhi :
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      Bhaiya Mujhe English Nahi aati hai……….buhuhuhu

      Dosto jaha par Hindi ke Bina Kaam nahi chalne wala ho, Tabhi jakar English ko use kijiye.

  14. bheem babu says:

    jay mairi jan kya hal h mujhe to yaad krte hi nahe

    panchhi maira dost samer kha gum ho gya tu kaise h tere bhut yaad aa rahe thi tujhko hichki nhe aaye kya hame to bhul hi gye

    rashii maire pyare didi aane hmare liye jiju dunda ya nahe maira maira matlb koi ladka psand kiya ya nhe iss dust admin se dur rhna ye aap bure najr se dekhta h hehehe

    wanted aaj kha gum ho bhai mujhe gumane nhe le chaloge ky m yha nya ho khe gum nhe ho jawo hehehe

    hps chalo film dekhne chlte h aaj body kadh lagi hui h aaj maire girl friend nhe h hehehe

    admin tu aaj gand ku khuja rha h chal khe gumne chale hmmm

    kingsuk koi shayri sunawo na tum jab se aaye ho koi shari he nhe sunaye

    raj yaar mujh se abe bhee maraaj ho kya purne bato bhul kr kya tum mujh se dosti kroge hmmm

    dhiraj kaisa tu ?

    kapil mujh se dosti kroge ?

    majnu tu kha gayab ho gya tujhe khe laila to nhe mil gye hehe

    1. Jay says:

      Bheem bhaiya kisne kah diya ki hum Aapko yaad nahi kartey hai, Shayad aap mere comments ko padtey hi nahi hai……..buhuhuhu

  15. Vinu roxxx!!! says:

    Arre admin. Bhai i am talking ki if i gv u paid ads like rs.10/clck

    Wl u dn pay me fr dat like rs.3/click fr rs.10/click

    1. Admin says:

      Hmmmm. Sauda Bura to nahi hai ;)….

      Chal De Ads.. 3 Rs Tu Le Liyo, 3 Rs Main Site Ke Uper Kharch Karunga 3 Rs apne pass rakhunga, aur hehe baki ka bacha 1 Rs Date pe lagaunga ;)

  16. kinshuk says:

    joke is gud, bt pappu ko to sex krna aata hi hoga, better h ki santa use koi gal provide karaye, sb seekh jayga,

  17. kinshuk says:

    wishing u a happy loving life to jay and dhiraj, u both r my gud frnds, so i wishing u, bt sometimes i start laughing and smiling also after reading ur comments, dhiraj dear. and wish u all d best, hows u jay n dhiraj? i want to give a comon name to both of u jairaj, kesa lga btana? miss u both of u

  18. kinshuk says:

    rashii dear ap kese ho? aur ap bed kr rhi ho kya? ya kahin job bhi krte ho as a teacher/

  19. Pearl says:

    Del,..tum bahut acche ho aur koi mujhe i love u kahde issme kuchh galat manne wali baat nahi….mujhe tum acche lagte ho…i like u..tc…humare india mein kai tarah ki ladkia hai..jinki i love u k baare mein alag rai..main short main yehi kahna chahungi ..har dil mein pyaar ki kaliya hoti hain jise khilte rahna chahiye…life mein ek lovefriend hona chahiye aur dher saare friendlove hone chahiye…

    @heartbeat…thanx..tc!!

    1. deleted says:

      @ pearl u r absolutely right

      We r friends and will remain friend …..

      @ admin Gud joke …..thanx

  20. Anuj says:

    @ joke acha hai lakin suna hua hai hehehehe kyo admin

    @jay lagta hai tmhare gand mai fir se keeda ghus jya hai.. iss baar Tezab laga ke Dildo tmhare gand mai dalunga tbhi hamesha ke liye tmhara keeda marega

    1. Matrix says:

      hello aap kaun hai ?

  21. Vinu roxxx!!! says:

    Ok

    Or ye toh btayo ki date kisko karenga…

    1. Admin says:

      uska bhi intezam to hi kara diyo na bhai ;)

  22. Ashish says:

    agar sex ki jagah uska hindi likha hota to wo wahan pappu kya likhta 3inch mota 8inch lamba

  23. Rashii says:

    hehehehehe

    jay dear ap hastei hue qute lgte ho isi tarah haste rahiyega, kal kaha the ap cmt kyu nhi kiya kal? MISS U TOO

    Dhiraj ji kya problm thi ab to koi problem nhi hain na apko?

    Bheem bhaiya ji ladka hum nhi humare papa dhundgae humare liye

    Wanted ji ap to kuch bolna chahte thae hum wait kr rahe hain ap k bolne ka tc

    kinshuk ji kaise ho ap, study kar rahe ho na?

    Kapil ji hum thik hain ap btayie gd news kb tak de rahe ho ap?

    Heartbeat ji nd pyarmohan ji namstey

    pankaj ji how r u?

    1. kinshuk says:

      ya rashii, i m very gud in studies,

    2. Wanted says:

      pappa ladka dhundenge???

      chal koi baat nhi, pappa ka mob no de nn.. ;)

    3. Heartbeat says:

      Namaskar pyari c chulbuli masterni rashii ji.

    4. Jay says:

      Rashii dear kal friday thha aur friday ko office closed rahti hai so mai frnds ke sath Gumane chala gaya thha aur der Raat Ghar aaya esliye time nahi mil paya ki Ghar se hi aap dosto k comments ka reply kar du. Wase mai bhi kal Aapko aur dosto ko bahut Miss kiya.

    5. pankaj says:

      m thik hu raashi ji aap kese ho…pata nahi mujhe q lag raha hai aapko bhi ye joke samjh me nahi aaya hai..sachchi batana…hehe

    6. N.khan says:

      rashii dr kese ho aap

  24. Baba sexinandan says:

    bachcha! Ye satya bachan hai.

    Aaj ke chutyugi sansar me kahi kahi lunddev bhi to vidyaman rahte hai na.

  25. kapil the cute boy says:

    @Bheem bhai shukriya ki aapne muje apni dosti ke kabil samjha …….

    @rashi ji gud news nhi apko sidhe mithai khilane aaunga……

    @JAI bhai sab logo ke bare me teri knowledge kamal ki hai…badhiya likha hai maan gye………

    1. Rashii says:

      Bhul mt jayiga hume kaju barfi pasnd hain

    2. Jay says:

      @ Kapil bro. thnx…..

  26. Dhiraj says:

    @di,..ab sb thik hai.

    @kinshuk..,no problmlikh sakte ho.

    @jay….tc.

  27. deleted says:

    @ Jay I have written a joke about u and Dhiraj . A couple of days ago ……but u didn't cmt on it…..

  28. pankaj says:

    wah wah….bade dino baad itna mast joke dikhayi diya ….mast hai ekdam….

  29. ravi says:

    hi admin nice taza joke hru

  30. Ashish says:

    heart beat jee main hamesha apke heart ke beat ki perfect hone ki kamna karunga

    jay and jay ke dhiru kaise hain ap sabhi

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Ashish Thanx dear.

  31. Dhiraj says:

    @abe oye ravi…kaisa hai tu..yakeen nahi ho raha tumhara bhi cmnt…i love u ravi…tum to mere kafi purane frnd bhul gaye mujhe…oh my gosh!…tum iss admin k joke ki kami nikala karte the…tc baby miss u!! god bless u!!…love u again dear raviiiiiiiii!!…

    @abe oye adminiya,..mera cmnt moderation mein Q Y????..

  32. Sunny verma says:

    Apne bete jay ko tamiz sikha.aur thoda khud bhi seekh le.

  33. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RASHI ji kya baat hai KAJU BARFI to muje B bahut pasand hai…chalo sath mil ke khayenge….

    @jai yaar ab thanx bol ke rulayega kya…tune to emotional kar diya…….

    1. Jay says:

      Nahi yaar Kapil tere comments ko padkar mai khud emotional ho gaya thha……

  34. deleted says:

    A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

  35. deleted says:

    Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

  36. deleted says:

    @ jay for u
    Teacher Ek Daal per 5 cidiya

    baithi ho

    aur

    tumne unme se 1 ko

    pathar mar k gira dia. To kitni Chidiya bachengi.

    Pappu ; Koi nai. Sab udjayengi.

    Teacher : nahi, 4 bachengi. Par tumhari sochmuze Pasand ai.

    Pappu : Mam Mera b 1Sawal he. 3 Ladkiya Ice Crea Kha rai hai.

    1st – Chaant k. 2ri – Kaat k. Aur3ri – Chus k… Konsi Shadi shuda he ? Teacher(sharmake) jo Chus rhi hai….

    Pappu : ji nai…Jiske Gale me ..Mangalsutra hai… Par apki Soch bhi muze Pasand aai…!

    1. Jay says:

      Hehehehe…..Deleted bro. lekin mujhe to en dono se bhi jyada tumhari soch muze Pasand ai…thnx.

  37. Jay says:

    Dear all frnds gm & have a nice sunday.

  38. Dhiraj says:

    @sunny,..tum kon se tamiz ki baat karte ho…tumhare mujhe har cmnts pata hai..samjhe…tum mujhe alien bola karte the naa…tumhari ak-47 sahi kaam kar rahi hai ya nahi..haha…tum jokes enjoy nahi karte to friends enjoy karo…tum complaints karte ho but joke kaise hone chahiye uske baare mein ek baar bhi rai nahi di…tum pehle kaafi enjoy kia karte the ab nahi woh Q!!..tc!!.

  39. Dhiraj says:

    @sunny,..tumhein pata nahi hoga iss site mein main ghusna nahi chahta tha but mujhe friends ki jarurat thi…aur bhi kai wajah thi…pehle k cmnts kafi gande hote the..ab utne nahi…yeh tum bhi jante ho aur admin bhi…aur mere se cmnt banta hai wohi cmnt karta hun…aur mastjokes bhi hai iske alawa….but tumhare kaminey,ravi k 7 meri dosti badi kamaal ki hua karti thi…bolo to tumhare liye joke bana du haha!!..apna naam sirf sunny likha karo accha lagta hai .tc!!

  40. Jay says:

    @Pearl, Aaj Raat teri yaad ko Seene se Lagakar Roye, Apne khwabo me Tujko Pukaar Kar Roye, Bahut baar Pukara Tujhko Tanhayeon me, Aur har baar tujhe paas na pakar roye…….My Dreamgirl mujhko etna na sataya karo, Jab Dil pukare to pash Aa jaya karo…..tc.

  41. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Hamne socha ke ham hi chahte hain aapko, Par aapke chahne waalon ka to kafila nikala.
    Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, Par vo khuda bhi aapka chahne waala nikla….

    Ab Aap hi bataye mai kya karu ???????

  42. Dhiraj says:

    @sunny,..m sry 4rm his side….enjoy ur life and be fantastic…urs alien..hahahaha!! tc dear!!.

  43. yogi says:

    too good yaar kya baat kahi hai ek dum pure joke hai

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    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"...

Top Jokes Of The Month

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    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Taj Mahal Ke Baad Pyaar Ki Konsi Dusri Nishani Hai India Mein? Nahi To Pappu Ki Jubani Sune Aaj
  • Girlfriend Ne Aakhir Yaad To Kiya
    Ladke Ka Phone Baja Uthaya To Purani Girlefriend Ki Awaj Aayi "Hello Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Ladka Khush Hote Hue: "Janu Itne Dino Baad Kaise Phone Ka...
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    Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha "Bahuvachan Kise Kahte Hai?" Pappu: "Jab Bahu Apne Sasural Walo Ko Khari Khoti Sunati Hai To Use Bahu-Vacha...
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    Baba Saxidas Ji Farmate Hai Ki Sach Bol Kar Kisi Ka Dil Beshak Tod Do Lekin Juth Bol Kar Kisi Ki Seal Nahi...
  • What Difference Does A Single H Makes?
    Satish: "Hi Reema" Reema: "Hi Satis" Satish: "Its Not Satis Its Satish It Has An Extra H In It" Reema: "What Difference Does A Single H Makes...
  • Kya Wo Baahubali Tha?
    Vo Akela Hi Sabase Loha Le Raha Tha Kyuki Vo Us Aria Ka Ekalauta Kabadi Tha...
  • Maths Question With Logical Twist
    Teacher Asked A Question In Class 'X' Married 'Z' Twice His Age,Left Her & Now Married 'Y' Who Is 1/2 His Age. What'S The Age Of 'X'? Who...
  • Historical Joke By Santa Banta
    Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy Banta: "Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case." Santa: "Hammmm. Car Number Also Writ...
  • A Perfume Preeto Didn’t Liked
    Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called "Chloroform" But Preeto Didn't Like It.. She Says: "It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass ...