Appointments !

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    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
    His wife turned over and said, “I`m sorry honey, I`ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
    Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.
    This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

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