Ashiqo Ki Ek Hi Deemand Hai

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Ek Din Bhagwan Ne Ek Ashiq Se Puchha

Bhagwan: “Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?

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Ashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola

Ashiq: “Bas Neeche Hole Mein Password System Kar Do, Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake

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God 2 Boy- Mene Ldkiyo Ko Itna Sundar Bnaya Koi Kami Ho To Btao? Boy- Bas Niche Hol Me Pasword System Kr 2, Taki Jiska Ho Whi Khol Ske.

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16 Comments

  1. Yogi Sing says:

    Kiya bat h

  2. Keshav Sharma says:

    faadu.

  3. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehe…………great joke admin bro………….

  4. Abhishek Kumar says:

    jhakkas hai

  5. Parveen Kumar says:

    Kya bat hai nw soch

  6. lalitmangla says:

    good joke

  7. Sunny Gupta says:

    Hahahahahaha fir to gf ki tainshan hi nahi

  8. Niraj Nrj says:

    Aur anti-password software(p3n¡s) hmko dedo.

  9. Uma S Yadav says:

    Pasword bhule to koi expert hi chodega.

  10. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Hmmmmmm….

  11. Arun Garg says:

    mast hai yaar..

  12. Shahjad Khan says:

    And password mujhe de do jani

  13. Anish Sushil says:

    exact use of security code

  14. Sujeet says:

    Jo Koi Samajh Na Sake Wo Baat Hai Hum;
    Jo Dhal Ke Nayi Subah Laye Wo Raat Hai Hum;
    Chhod Dete Hai Log Rishte Banakar;
    Jo Kabhi Chhod Ke Na Jaye Wo Sath Hai Hum…

  15. ρяιүα says:

    hehehehehheeeee

  16. Rahool says:

    Good

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