Aur Bhi Hai Tere Alawa Yaad Karne Wale

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Sex Karte Waqt Callgirl Ko Ek Hichhki Aayi, To Uper Chade Ladke Ne Puchha

Ladka: “Kya Hua?

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Ladki: “Jaldi Kar Be, Bahar Aur Bhi Hain Jo Hila Hila Ke Yaad Kar Rahe Hain

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Sex Karte Waqt Callgirl Ko Ek Hichhki Aayi, Ladke Ne Puchha- Kya Hua ? CG- Jaldi Kar Be, Bahar Aur B Hain Jo Hila Hila Ke Yaad Kar Rahe Hain

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25 Comments

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahaha good joke

  2. NAVYA says:

    Joke
    gm evrybdy

    1. Rohit says:

      Hi Navya Good Morning How r u???

  3. Veeru says:

    Dear Jay,
    I love you .kahan chale gaye ho tum .yaad hai kaise hum dono (iss duniya ke best gay couple) har friday apni gaand ki pyass bujhate the. mai beer ki bottle ko tumhari aand me dala karta tha…hum dono ek baar mere paaltu kutte ka lund bhi apni gaandon me liya tha… jay ab mera lund kaun chusega…. Plzz wapis aa jao…Suna hai tum abhi The great khali ke paas rahte ho.. itna bada lund kaise lete hoge….Jay Apni gaandon ki kasam
    Tumhara pyaar
    Veeru

    1. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

      nice words(i love you)!! 4 jay ..Dear veeru!!…and u r a 100percent straight guy no doubt !! so try to write useful n lovely comments Dear..tc!!…try to be a good friend..before connecting to anybody!!
      good afternoon!!

  4. Veeru says:

    I’m very upset

  5. Veeru says:

    buuuuuhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :( :'(

  6. Deepak says:

    hahahahahaha..vry gud joke…

  7. Ashiq says:

    Old joke

  8. Shanu says:

    Hum apni ruh tere jism me hi chod aye
    tujhe gale se lagana to ek bahana tha

  9. Shanu says:

    Asma se neeche dekho to zami nazar aati hai
    zami se upar dekho to chandni nazar aati hai
    mgr meri ankho me tu aise basi hai
    main jidhar dekhu udhar tu hi nazar aati hai

  10. Jay ♥ says:

    Santa: “India Mein 90% Log Isliye Sex
    Nahi Kar Paate Kyunki Unhain Jaga Nahi
    Milti ”

    Banta: “Haan Yaar Tu Thik Kah Raha Hai,
    Maine Bhi Ek Baar Koshish Ki Thhi Par
    Mujhe Jagha Nahi Mili ”

    Santa: “Phir?”

    Banta: “Phir Ladki Ke Khud Hi Bataya Ki
    Sex Karne Ki Jagha Taango Ke Bich Mein
    Hoti Hai “ :P

  11. Jay ♥ says:

    Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”

    Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”

    Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”

    Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“ :O

    1. deleted says:

      gud joke jay

  12. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Okay type..!

  13. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Ek baba Sex Goli Bech Raha Tha,
    1Goli Lega 1 inch Lamba,
    2Goli Lega 2 inch Lamba
    Santa Baba 100Goli Lunga To?
    BABA
    Aurat Chodega Ya Borewell Khodega*

    1. deleted says:

      very gud joke …..

  14. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    बहुत सेक्सी हो तुम, बहुत सेक्सी हो तुम!
    कभी मैं जो कह दूं मोहब्बत है तुम से और तुम्हारी चूत से और नंगी छाती से!
    तो मुझको खुदारा गलत मत समझना !
    के मेरी जरुरत हो तुम, बहुत सेक्सी हो तुम !
    है सेक्स की डाली, ये बाहें तुम्हारी !
    है खामोश जादू निगाहें तुम्हारी !
    तुम्हारी छाती नंगी को अपनी बाँहों भर लूं !
    चूसूं मैं आग से भी ज्यादा और स्वादिष्ट गरम चूत और गरम छाती इनसे तुम्हारी !
    लंड मेरा ही चूत में डलवाना !
    मेरे लंड और दिल को ठंडक पहुंचाना और किसी से मत छुवाना चूत अपनी
    के मेरी ही अमानत हो तुम !
    बहुत सेक्सी हो तुम !
    है चूत तुम्हारी का रंग जैसे सुनहरा सुनहरा !
    और उस पर ये काली गरम और सेक्सी छोटी जुल्फों का पेहरा !
    वीर्य की खुशबू से नाजु़क महकता बदन है !
    ये लब है तुम्हारा के खिलता चमन है !
    बिखेरो जो जु़ल्फ़ें तुम्हारी चूत की तो खड़े हो जाये मेरे लंड के बादल !
    ये ताहिर भी देखे तो हो जाये पागल !
    वो सेक्सी मुरत हो तुम !
    बहुत सेक्सी हो तुम !…

  15. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    दुपट्टे के झरोखे से छुप-छुप कर दीदार करते हैं।
    ऐ दिलरूबा! हम तुम्हारी चूचियों से बहुत प्यार करते हैं।।
    अभी दो साल पहले ही ये टेनिस के बाल के बराबर थे,
    अब तो वालीबाल को भी मात ये आकार करते हैं।
    अपना आम मुझे खिलाओं ये खाने का मौसम भी है,
    मेरे जीभ और दाँत बेसब्री से इंतज़ार करते हैं।
    तुम भी रगड़वाने के लिए अक्सर बेताब रहती हो,
    तुम्हारी आँखों से ये बात मालूम ऐ यार करते हैं।
    कभी न कभी तुम अपना दुद्धु जरूर
    पिलाओगी मुझे,
    इस बात का एक-सौ-एक फीसदी एतबार करते हैं।
    तुम्हारे गेंदो की याद में हम अपना बल्ला सहलाते हैं,
    और छत पर इकसठ-बासठ बार-बार करते हैं।
    मेरा ‘वो’ अपनी घाटियों के बीच दबा लो जी,
    हम कई महीनों से तुमसे यही गुहार करते है।
    कोई और होता तो जबरदस्ती चोद देता अब-तक,
    लेकिन हम कभी जबरदस्ती नहीं सरकार करते हैं।
    एक साल में बेहद बदतमीज़ हो गया यह ‘बदतमीज़’,
    इंटरनेट को इस बात के लिए जिम्मेदार करते हैं।

  16. Rohit says:

    jiyo Nitesh… wonderful writing!!!

  17. Lalitmangla says:

    Acchhi koshish ki magar baat nahi ban payi

  18. deleted says:

    socha aaj kuchh tere siva sochu……
    abi tak isi khyal me hoon ki kya sochun???

  19. Priya says:

    bbbbbbakwaaassssssssssss……………….

  20. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Hmmmm…

  21. deleted says:

    thanx for removing my cmt……admin

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