Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai

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Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?

Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund

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Chela: Har Sukhi Aurat Apne Jeven Me Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai? Baba: Zinda Rhne Tak Uska Khada Lund Or Mrne K Baad Uska LIC Fund

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104 Comments

  1. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hehe shruti kuch samaj me aya.

    Nice joke

  2. rahul(chdm) says:

    shruti kuch samaj me aya hehe nice joke.

  3. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Very nice hello my all sweet fds h r u?hiii Rahul,raj,admin,rana,dev,jay,wanted,lofer,panchi,rashi,shalu i,m come back!

  4. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Rahul g bas itna pyar tha mein kuch din busy kya thi jan tune or ladkiyo se ashiki marne lag geya

  5. Ajuba says:

    Joke he? Ya LIC ka add?

  6. Rashii says:

    joke is ok hehehehe

    admin ji kaha ho, r u ok?

    Raj bindass apko aisa q lga main apse naraj hu, ap mere dost ho or hamesha dost rehogae, jaldi aana tc

    Nikhil ji main dehradun se MSc ker rahi hu, n ap kya kertey ho

    raavan ji, ratan ji, anshul ji, arush ji, punit ji, panchi ji,sheela ji, wanted ji, m fine ap sb kaise ho?

    Rahul ji lage rho paise bchane me, kanjus

    divya ji, Mausam ji, daksh ji, shallu ji, shanshak ji kaha ho ap sb?

    Hello Ricks ji hru, hum frnds he hai

    dhiraj ji n dev ji enjoy kijiyega

    Anil ji n Dr kumar ap to sb k cmt ka reply dete ho gud

  7. Rosy says:

    Lol

  8. bAd bOy s says:

    Nice one I m First !!!

  9. Anil4209211 says:

    @ SHRUTI

    Tum ne Mere question Ka Zawab Nahi Diya??

    Ab Kya kise Bade Se Punchne Ke Baad Jawab dogi

    ???

  10. Anil4209211 says:

    Mera Bhi ek Question Hia?

    Q:Ek Admi Apne Jeeven Mein Apni Patni Se Kya Chathta Hai?

    Reply

  11. Anil4209211 says:

    Main Chahta Hun, Jo Question Chele Ne punch hai, uska Zawab Sirf Female user De!!

    Reply soon All Female Users

  12. Dev says:

    Aaj to joke padhkar hasi hi nahi aa rahi. Kya karu ja raha hu na.

    aap sabko bahut miss karunga.

    @rashii g, waise to bahano ko vida karte hai par is baar ye bhai aapse vida chahta hai. Aur sis ki marriage 18 feb ko hai.

    @rahul bhai. Aap sheela aur preet ka khyal rakhna

    @arush n shallu aapse is site par to mai nahi milunga par fb par hum milte rahenge.

    @panchhi , tere ko mai bahut miss karunga.

    @raavan, jate jate mai 1 bar aapki hansi dekhna chahta hu.

    @raj bindaas g aap to pahle hi chale gaye. Ab mai bhi chala.

    @lofar n anil bhai, rashii di ko pareshan na karna plz

    @divya g aapko mai kyu miss karu aapne mujhe kabhi yaad hi nahi kiya. Hehehe… Miss u

    @dhiraj, jay, rana , kapil, mausam, ratan, pankaj, ajuba, wanted, atankwadi, dabangg, dr. Kumar, kuch naam bhul raha hu unko gud byee

    have a great life.

    ye mera last cmmnt tha. Iske baad koi cmmnt Dev naam se ata hai to wo koi new user hi hoga.

  13. Sameer says:

    hi dosto kaise ho aap sabhi log?

    i am frm LIC(lund injection company)

    kisi ko karana ho to contact me at *#06#

  14. Sameer says:

    my lovely n sweet frns

    tel me k-

    ek taraf sher khada ho ek taraf mera lund to aap kis oor jayenge.??

  15. Sameer says:

    hi dear,

    admin,rahul,lofar,rawan,sheela,Kapil,atankwadi,dr kumar,panchi,rasi,ajuba,dhiraj,shruti,jay,rana

    how r u all?

  16. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @admin h r u?

    @anil beta wo mri behan ni hai wo tri behan hai ku ki mri tho koi behan hi ni hai be,wo tri behan se me or tu dono maje lerhe hai samjha,beta jara aram se cmnt kar kuki me behan bhai me aunga na tho dimag thkane ajaye ga bache.

    @preet darlng esi koi bat ni hai tu dkh le mne tje kisi b cmnt me ni bhula hu,i stl lve u swtu.blve me

    @dev bro kya hua yar kha jarhe ho mis u bhai.

    @rashi bb me kanjus ni tu apna adres tab beju na hehe.

    @panchi mis u.

    @sheela kha hai tu,jan jaldi ao thandi bhut lag rai hai,lve u jan.

    @lofar bmw kha hai tu.

    @ravan bhai kse ho.

    @rana g case jite ki hare ye tho bta do hehe.

    @dheraj,mausam,ricks,wanted,raj,kumar,shruti,rosy,sameer,n al frnds kse ho sb

  17. Sameer says:

    evry heart hav luv/pain

    but there r difernt way2 xpres

    gilz hide them in2 der gorgeous eyes

  18. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANIL4209211 me dekh rha hu kafi samay se ki tu yaha pe logo ko bahut salah deta hai…bacchu har aadmi apne aap ko perfect samjhta hai bt no one is perfect..isliye meri ek salah sun muft ki salah dena band kar…..aur joke pad khus rah….itna bewkuf to tu hoga nhi ki meri baat teri samjh me na aayi ho..agar fir b samajh nhi aayi to bhagwan tera bhala kare…..aur haan agar tuje shruti ghaas nhi daal rhi to zabardasti kyu piche pada hai…ye b ek salah hai…tuje salah dene ka bahut shauk hai na…..

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    @SHRUTI dear tahnx i love u too…..

    @SHEELA ji thanx yaar…..wese tum apne husband se kya chahogi….kadak fund….ya….

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    @DEV yaar kya baat hai kaha ja rha hai tu…..chal fir b agar tu ja rha hai to…..tere liye wish karna apun ka farz hai…gud bye dear…have a great life

    @RASHI ji kya apki koi LIC

  21. Rukhsana says:

    Ek Aadmi apne jeevan me ye chahta hai ki Gharwali ko Baharwali ke baare me na maaloom ho aur Baharwali ko Gharwali ke baare me na maaloom ho.

    Samjhe mere Anil Bhai……

  22. kapil the cute boy says:

    SAMEER yaar very good question….bt me to tumari taraf hi bhagunga kyu ki tumare khada jab mere khade se bhidega to nischit roop se khamiyaja tume hi bhugtna padega….he he he isliye dear soch samajh ke sawal kiya karo

  23. kapil the cute boy says:

    PREET wlcome back dear kaha chali gayi thi yaar

  24. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Rahul g or sunao kesi chal ri han life koi nai taji sunao jan

  25. SHRUTI says:

    @KAPIL

    ek sirf tum hi hoo joo mere saath bina kisi que ke friendship kiya isliye u are really too cute.luv u soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.your dear shruti.

  26. SHRUTI says:

    @ANIL kya board ke student human beings nahi hote unke sir pr 2 singh hota hai kya.meri dish tv ka card to nikal hi diya hai ab agar 1 din me 1 hr comments deti hoo ya comments padhti hoo us par bhi ban hai kya.pura DIN PADH PADH KR DIMAG EMPTY BOX KI TARAHA hoo chuka hai thoda refresh hoo jaoo to tum rok tok kr rahe hoo.ANSWER ME HHHHHHHHHH.

  27. RANA says:

    @hi frnd,…. @hi love preet g, ki haal hai twade. yaar kitthe gayab ho jandi ho..? yar mainu tere yad me sukh-2 kar kanta ho gaya hu…… (abe ab koi kanta laga wala gana na gane lagna… salo jab kisi ladki ko set karne lagta hu sab milkar tang khichne lagte hai) hehehe……….. ……………… @hi lofar, rahul chdml,dev, raj bnds, raavan, wanted, ratan, sameer, atankwadi, and DHIRJAY…? how r u?…….. @hii sheela ki jawani, panchhi, and ?? chalo shruti se bad me bat karenge…tc.

  28. Panchhi says:

    Dev kaha ja rhe ho yaar?mana k tmhari sis ki mrg hai bt uske bad to aaoge na ?last cment mat bolo ..aur mrg enjoy krna n shadi khtm hone ke bad cment dena,ok na? Bbye

  29. raavan says:

    Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, divya, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal,kapil, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening

    ——————————————————-

    hy panchhi jaan kaisi ho aapke exam kab khatm ho rahe hain

    ——————————————————-

    lofar tu lofar ka lofar hi rah gya us police wale ko raavan ka nahi raavan mharaj ka naam lena tha aajkal shar me duplicate raavan bahoot aa gye hain

    ——————————————————

    hy rahul bhai kaise ho dear kya yaar lofar ki bivi se jaldi hi boring hone lagi jo aaj aapne khushi khushi mere pass bhej di

    —————————————————–

    hy yaar dev kaise ho bhai or aap ja khan rahe hain raavan ki hansi hamesha aapke hothon par nachti rahegi

    hiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiiiiiiiii ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  30. amir says:

    sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy and baba ka landura jokes

  31. pankaj says:

    Boy-jaanu, chalo kuchh khelte hai.
    Girl-nahi, tum meri pappy le lete ho.
    Boy-yahi to pyaar ki kasauti hai.
    Girl- nahi meri choot bahut chhoti hai.
    Boy-dekho, tumhare liye is dil me kitna pyaar bhara hai.
    Girl- nahi, muze pata hai aap ka lund bahut bada hai.
    Boy-dekho, ye to tere hushn ko aur bhi nikhaar dega.
    Girl- na baba na, ye to meri choot ko faad dega.

  32. SHAKTI says:

    hi dosto! i m new how are u and ur "su-vichar".

  33. Rashii says:

    Dev ji aise mat bolo ki last cmt hai, aise bolo shadi k baad milta hu, hum ap k cmt ka w8 kerengae tc dev ji shadi enjoy kijiyega

    rahul ji ap khud mera address pta nhi ker skte kya, main w8 ker rahi hu ap pickle ka hehehe
    hi preet ji kaisi ho ap?
    Sheela ji kb se start hai function?
    Kapil ji mujhe LIC pasnd nhi hai, main present me belive kerti hu hehehe

    shanshak ji ap to gayab he ho gaye
    Nikhil ji n Ricks ji where r u?
    Raavan ji hehehe
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
    panchi ji exam k baad regular cmt dijiyega

    admin ji ap to 'Eid ka chaand' he ho gaye ho, jaldi se free ho jaiye na

  34. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @rana bhai kse ho yar ,bhai mri wali pe apke najar kbse hai bhai,chote bhai se esa ku karhe ho.hehe.
    @ravan bhai me bor ni hua hu bmw ki bibi se bs apke pas beji ki thodha maja ap bi lelo,ap mre bhai ho islye itna hq tho bnta hai hehehe
    @sameer bhai me tho tre taraf bhagu ga ku jb mra or tmhara lnd takraya ka tho itni tej thndring hogi ki sher bhag jaye ga or tmhara lnd tut jaye ga hehehe.
    @preet swtu me tme hurt ni karna chahata isilye me tme kbi b dhoka ni dia,na tum esa sochna ki me esa kuch karuga,so ab ese mat bolna.i'l always lve u shona uuummmmmmm

  35. panchhi says:

    hmmmmmmm
    @raavan my janu my sweetheart meri exame khatam ho gai yaar or me bahot khush hu aj akhir mera 15 days ka intejar khatm hua or meri exame ake chali v gai..hu hu hu hu
    @lofar sweety kaha ho jaan???
    @rahul jan agr me tume cment me yad krna bhul gai thi to tum v muje bhul jao aesa ni chalta hmmmm..!!!
    @rashii dii kaha ho yaar or kya kar rahi ho????
    @hello ratan kaise ho yaar ,bahot busy ho indino???
    @sheela javan hoke muje to bhul hi gai na tum?
    @preet welcomeback …tume firse yaha dekhkr bahot achha laga jaan…
    @shruti will u b ma frnd?
    @rana ji kaise ho???
    @nikhil ji me to ekdm mast hu bt ap kaha chal diye..!!!ake itni jaldi gayab v hogaye??????

  36. Anil4209211 says:

    @SHRUTI
    Are Tum to Bura maan gayi, Tum ek Human being ho Isliye hi to salah Di thi, Main Apne Shabad wapas leta hun.
    "Tumhari marzi, Mano mat Mano dear!!"

    Tumhare comment se peta chalta hai ki Tumhe Apni Studies
    Ki Jegha Apne Dish TV ki Jayada Chinta hai, Tum kaisi student ho, Jo ek Month ke liye bhi Wo cheez nahi chhod sakti,, jise tum bachpan se kerti aayi ho??

  37. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @shruti bb tu bache hai ya badhi ho gai hai menai janta or na janana chata hu ok.
    Rai cmnt ki bat tho muje veg or non veg dono me koi objtn nai hai,bs jo tuje ata hai wo kar muje koi pbm ni hai dear, kuki muje v har tarha k cmnt ate hai janu.tc

  38. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Rana g hum to apke dil mein the jana kaha hai bas jan thodi busy the or apke kya hal hai.

  39. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Dev g kya bat rahul mera jada kheyal rakh skta hai aap nai rakh skte… ….hello ravan h r u? jan hiii kapil kaha jana mene ab apke pas hi hun i love u so much my cute and sweet fd, @hiii meri jan kaha hai jan bole to mera Rahul kaha ho darling i missing u janu my swetu muhmaaaa i love uuuuuu,…

  40. Sameer says:

    @SHRUTI gud u such a sx specialist.
    so tel wher g-spot iz situatd in femals?

    n

    kutte ka atak kyo jata?*
    think

  41. Anil4209211 says:

    @ Kapil
    Yaa Ab Tune mera Kaam Shru ker Diya Hai kya??
    Tu Khud Ab Mujhe salah de reha hai. Yaar apne Comment ki To Iazzat rekh Le.

    Wase maine sirf SHRUTI ko salah di hai,Aur kisi ko bhi nahi. peta nahi Teri Gaand me khujli kyu ho rehi hai.

    Aur Ek baat SHRUTI ne Jo Ghass dali hai tujhe, Use Kaha Le 'Gadhe', Ghass To janwaron ko hi dali jati hai.

  42. Anil4209211 says:

    @Rukhsana,
    Tum Bahut gandi ladki ho, Tum ne Mujhe Gali di hai.

    Tum ne Mujhe 'Bhai' kaha hai,

    Is site per Ek ladki ko kisi ladke ko 'Bhai' kehna bhut badi gali hai.
    Please STOP This.

  43. Dhiraj says:

    @JAY…u love me i luv u 2…bus hamare beech pyaar k alawa kuch na aae…tc my love…tumhari attachd file kal dekhoonga so sorry 4 that..

    @dev..tumhein to facebook pe janta hi hoon.

    @sameer..tum pehle wale sameer ho…??

    @Kappy….kya baat hai garm bahut jaldi ho jate ho..

    @ROSY,…punit ne agar intentionaly galti nahi ki to use tum maaf kyon nahi kar deti…agar tum nahi karti ho to its not fair..aftr all we 3 r old frnds…punit .tc.

    @hi, raavan ricks rana nd raashi di..nd chodulofarahul mall!..gud night.

  44. kamdev says:

    anil teri pitai hogi
    aside to shurti padh kar kya hoga masti karo……………

  45. Dr.kumar says:

    @ruksana darling bade din k bad comment kiya h kha chli gayi thi hme akele k chhod kr
    Pl.give me your feedback
    _________________________________________
    @shruti
    Thank,smujse dosti karne k oiye
    H r u Pl.give me your feedback
    i am wait fr your replay
    @

  46. Dr.kumar says:

    he sameer hr u
    Mai badiya hu tum btao kaise ho thanks yar

  47. Dr.kumar says:

    @shruti
    Yaar hmne aap ke liye itne cmm.post kiya bt.tumne replaynhi kiya
    Dear kya tum ek cmm.post nhi kr skte ho

  48. Punit mumbai says:

    Ok type
    @shruti kya tum shadi se pahle sex karna pasand karti ho
    @raashi how r u
    @dhiru how r u
    @kapil keso ho
    @vickyssss pia bhabhi aur bachche kese hai
    @panchhi kaha ud rahi ho
    aaliya,yukti,shabnam,divya,rukhsana kese ho

  49. Raj Bindaas says:

    Abe kamino chain se holiday v spend karne nahi dete ho,tumlog thoda wait karo me aajaunga tab tak mujhe yaad nai karna, mujhe comt ka reply diye bagair khana hajam nahi hota ……………………..

    Hi Frnds…. Actually Rashii ji kafi famous ho gayi thi aur unki fame se me kafi jealousy feel kar raha tha aakhir insaan hu mujhe v fame chahiye, to mene socha aap sabhi ka dhyan apne taraf karne ka ye hi rashta hai aur mene ek story suna di aur usme ek chhoti si mistake kar diya, bt yaar mene story likhne me itni chhoti galti ki thi ki mujhe laga ki is galti ko koi nahi pakad payega,aur naa hi koi’Clue chora tha lekin tum log to kafi sensible, intelligent, wisdom, genius, brilliant nikle yaar ha ha ha ha, really m impressed 2 hear ur’s comts,

    Ha hahahahaha …..Wo ek kahawat yaad aa gayi ” jabtak bewakuf log is duniya me hai tab tak buddhiman log ka kuch nahi bigad sakta” ab is kahawat ka meaning galat mat samajhna yaar, I mean 2 say… me bewakuf aur tum log buddhiman he he he,

    @Anil bhai – congrats ! thank god tu chutiya mujhse nahi bana dev ne tujhe bacha liya kyon tumhara apna dimag kaam nahi karta hai hehe heehehehe, aur ek baat according 2 u, meri story manghatant hai to tu naya hai isliye esa bol raha hai, mujhe tarif aur jhuth bolne ka shok nahi hai , jitna udna hai ud le fir to me aa hi raha hu,apna izzat ka postmortem dekhne k liye taiyar rah bas……………..

    @ waah beta Kumar, thanx for itne bar wah wah wah wah wah kehne k liye ! mere paas v ek doctori hunar hai jo ek real k dr me nahi hai, janwaro k dr apni prob lekar mere paas aate hai kyonki mere paas aate hi kisi v nasal ka jaanwar chahe kitana v bigda, adiyal ho mera gulam ban jata hai, agr tumhare case me koi aisi prob aaye to don’t worry case mujhe de dena, Main hu naa!

    @Chodumal yaar gussa ho gaya kya karu yaar 1st time se tujhe chodumal pukar raha hu na to juban me ye naam beith gai h, par yaar tu chodumal naam se itna chidta kyon hai, ye naam to tune khud choose kiya tha apne name se nafrat nahi karna chahiye, mujhe nahi pata tha tu chodumal naam se itna chidta hai, agr mujhe pata rahta to me tujhe kabhi chodumal nai kehta, par ab jaan gaya hu sry for calling u chodumal, ab chahe kuch v ho jaye me tumhe chodumal kabhi nahi kahunga ok. Bt ab se me tujhe rahul chdml pukarunga ab khush, aur mera comt dhyan se padhiyo mene apne dosto ko bhand me nahi bheja tha balki meri comt ka bura manne walon ko kaha tha aur last me ye v likha tha me v wohi aayunga, tu v naa chodumal ka chodumal rahega oops sry rahul

    @wanted aapne meri puri kahani padhi uske liye thanx me bas yehi chahta tha aakhir yaar kahani likhne me hath dukhte hai bahut mehnat hoti hai aur koi padega nahi to tumhi batao kaise badhega India

    @Lofer – hu huh hu hu , tum har baar meri galti pakad lete ho agli baar dekhta hu tum meri galti kaise nikalte ho…………………………waise thanx meri story sabko padhane k liye ! hahahahahahahaha……

  50. Pooja says:

    Sexy joke

  51. Dr.kumar says:

    @anil bhai ye tu kya bol rha h
    Kapil ladka nhi gadha h
    Hme to pata hi nhi tha ok achha hua ki bta diya now kapil -a cute gadha
    Ha ha ha h h h h …………………………

  52. ashwanik says:

    hi priya i love u . i m totoly uttarnchally munda. i like apple in break fast.

  53. joho.pal says:

    ya to hai padshiyo ka bhi mil jaye to aurat ke maje aa jate hai

  54. anshul says:

    he he he nice babaji he he he.

  55. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @shruti baby yar bhut sex ki knwldg hai tre pas kb se sex karai ho ye b btado
    @give me the ans of ths qstn,hw cn u say that while doing th sex before the three day of ovulation? Its my chalnge to u if i m going to sx wth u before 1 day of ovulatn,i cn also avoid pregnency wthout using any mechanical prvntv measr,so wat u thnk abt ths.
    @2nd qstn cn u help me out frm ths,why nipple get erected during sexual feeling in female.
    Rply janu

  56. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANIL mene salah tuje isliye di thi kyuki tu muje salah de rha tha………….aur jis tarah ka comment tune mere uper kiya hai ..wo ye show karta hai ki tu kese back ground se hai…..jaha tak khujli ka sawal hai to muje to koi khujli nhi lagi thi par tera reply dekhke muje viswas ho gaya hai ki mera comment pad ke teri jarur sulag gayi piche se..muje pata tha tera comment jitna tikha hoga tere pichwade pe aag b utni hi tikhi lagi hogi …hope ki tu meri baat samajh gaya hoga….baki ab aage tera comment batayega ki kitni aag lagi hai

  57. Vikram says:

    Nice joke

  58. kapil the cute boy says:

    @DHEERAJ dear gussa nhi yaar taras aata hai kuch aise element pe jo logo ko free ki salah dete hain jese ki ANIL….well tum batao hw r u???

    @PUNEET dear m fine yaar bahut dino baad dikhayi diye…

    @PREET ji love u too….yaar chalo ab mat jana kahi

    @Dr.KUMAR mere dost chahe muje gadha kahe chahe kutta kahe muje manjoor hai…are hume to tum b dost bol ke zahar pila sakte ho

  59. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Rahul jan kaha ho dil nai lag jan i miss u..@

  60. SHRUTI says:

    thanks @KAPIL for supporting me.aur @ANIL mai padhti hoo ye mujhe pata iske liye tumhe mai saafai dena zoorari nahi samajhti.tum too aise gyaniyoo ki taraha bol rahe hoo jaise ki tum IIT TOP ranker hoo.padhna zoorari hota hai par ek limit me.agar board ka bacchi thoda refresh hoo jaye to us ke uppar MT everest ki taraha que kaa pahad q daal rahe ho no more study related que from this cite please.@ANIL I BEG U LIVE AND LET LIVE.ANIL MAI KAPIL PE GHASS NAHI DAAL RAHI HOO REALLY I THINK HE IS A SWEET BOY TUMSE TOO BETTER HAI.

  61. prince says:

    u guyz…i wanna tell u one thng..
    ye SHRUTI h na…
    ye koi ladki ni hai..infact..
    ye ek GAY h jo..naam change kar k ..cmnt kar raha h

  62. Dhiraj says:

    @kappy,..m fine..thanx.

    @punny…m fine…tumhari kucch baat aise hoti hi hai…jo mujhe to nahi…rosy ko napasand aa sakti hain…

  63. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @raj bindas kse ho,bhai mri batho ka jada bura lagaya kya tje kuki abi tak tre piche se dhua nikal rha hai be,sry bhai
    ab atho gaye ho par apni sadhi hui story mat sunana ku ki usme kisiko koi intrst nai hai.
    Or imp bat ye ki jo tu bar2 muje kha rha hai,par tra nam b kuch acha ni hai jse bindas ko thodha chnge karu tho tu raj sandas ho jaye ga raj bindas ki jagha isilye utana bol jitnb tu sun le samjha raj sandas oh i mean bindas.
    @preet janu ksi hai tu,or ksi life chal rai hai jan,yar tu sirf mri hai ok islye mre hi dil me rha bhut hai jan lve u uuuummm.
    @rashi ksi he tu,yar kuch tho hint de tb pta karu na add,hehe
    @panchi tu muje bhule ya na bhule par me thn tje hmesa yad karta hu or exam kesa hua.
    @sheela janu ksi ho,kha bsy ho,lve u n mis u
    @lofar bhai kha hai tu jaldi a yar
    @ravan,rana bhai kse ho
    @dheraj,dev,anil,sameer,mausam,shruti, n al h r u al.
    @anil bhai sry yar agar bura lga ho tho mri bat ka,we r frnd bhai

  64. Nikhil says:

    Hii admin bhai,kaise ho..yar i also want to publish a joke on ur site so, plz tell me the procedure to post..hii rashi m little bit busy 4m last a days, anyway thnx yar 4 rplying me….m an engineer, b.tech pass out in 2010..placed in ericsson… N u r doing Msc 4m which colge in dehrdun,..(i want 2 talk 2 u more,so can, i gave u my mail id)…hii sheela ji thnx.! 4 inviting me, aray aap k sath to hm koi b role kr lenge yar..aap ke jawani dekhne k liye to hm bhoot excited h..hehehe bolo kb h apka function..n aapke prepration kaise h…..hii shruti kya mast knowledge h ray tere ko sex ke 10 std m he…gud yar..jyada baache pada krage.hehehehe vaise kitne bar sex kiya h tumne plz rply me yar…n hi panchi kaffi kuch sikh rhi ho tum shruti se..kya baat h yar…hehehehehe…hi wanted, puneet,kapil, ravan, rahul,anil, dr kumar,dheraj..kaise ho bhai tum sab.?

  65. raavan says:

    Hi Admin, Dhiraj , Raj , Rashii, divya, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal,kapil, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening
    ——————————————————-
    hy panchhi jaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    how r u thank god aapke exam khatm ho gye maine aapko bahoot miss kiya yaar, kasam se aap bagair cmts karne me maja nahi aata tha aaj mai bahoot khush hu puchhoge nahi kyon ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ——————————————————
    hy rahul bhai kaise ho yaar tum kitne achchhe bhai ho jo mera itna khyal rakhte ho yaar asli maja to tab aata jab tu khud aakr usko mujhe sonp ke jaate
    ——————————————————-
    oye lofar khan hai re tu, kabhi tu raj ki story ki publicity karta firta kabhi mere vimaan mr gfrnd ko ghumane le jata hai pichhe se rahul teri bivi ke saath masti karta hai

  66. raavan says:

    hy sheela jaan kaisi ho yaar tum mujhse milana nahi chahti koi baat lekin yaar aise muchhon se darne ka bhana mat bnao kyonki ab tum jwan ho gyi ho or jwan knya ko muchhon ka dar nahi lagta
    ——————————————————-
    hy rashi how r u dear,yaar aajkal khan rahti ho bahoot kam cmts aa rahe hain or ye admin bhi bahoot kam joke publish kar rha hai aakhir majra kya hai yaar
    ——————————————————
    hy kapil kaise ho yaar yum aajkal bahoot free advise de rahe ho fir se kisi ladki ne tumko i love u to nahi bola hai
    ——————————————————
    Preet! Lipsy how r u dear khan thi itne dino tak kya aapko hmari ek baar bhi yaad nahi aayi
    ——————————————————-

    hy dhiraj,rana bhai kaise ho yaar

  67. Anil4209211 says:

    @Raj,
    Sorry yaar!! Tumhari kahani ko Fake Kehne ki Liye, Main To Sirf Dev ko support ker reha tha, Uski Observation ke Liye. Ekl Baar Phir Sorry!!

  68. Anil4209211 says:

    @SHRUTI

    Good Reply,
    Wase Main IIT TOPPER to nahi hun, Haan, NSIT se Graduate Hun, IIT ke Liye Rank kam reh Geya tha.IsLiye Miane Tumhe Salah Di thi ki Exam se Pehle Ek-Ek Din Aur Ek-Ek Ghanta Bahut Kimti hota ha.(Please Ab is Baat ko salah ki terah mat lena, Ye Yo mera Experience hai)

    Ghass Wali Baat maine nhai kahi thi, Wo baat to khud Kapil ne hi kahi the, Maine to Uske Baat usko hi batai thi. Kya Maine Tum Per Kabhi Line Maari hai?

    Agar KAPIL Mujse BETTER hai, To Hoga!! har Aadmi har Field me better nahi hota hai, Ye Tumhara perception hai!!

    Kapil Tumse Itan sweet isliye hai ki Use koi matlab hoga.

    Us Bande me To mazak samjne ki Akal tak nahi hai, maine Us se Ek Chota sa mazak kya tha, aur Wo Be-akal Meri Maa-Behan ki par aa geya!!, Jab Maine Use Maa-Behan ki sunai to Dil Per Le Baitha hai..

    Ek Example Aur Hai Uski Kam_akal ka:Accha Ek baat batao, Maine Tumhe Salah di thi(Jo ki Meri Ek Bahut badi gali thi tumhari Nazron Me), to Tumhara react karna to Correct hai, per Uska isme kya Roll hai, jo wo itan react ker reha hai. Reply Me

  69. Anil4209211 says:

    @Rahul
    Hi, Good Question for SHRUTI!!
    Wese Is ka Answer bhi Use Nahi peta Hoga,…aur bina baat ke KAPIL tumhare Peechhe Ped jeyaga…. Jera Soch-samjh ker SHRUTI se question puncha, Dear!!! Main Bahut Kuch Jhel reha hun sirf ek salah dene per..

  70. Nishant says:

    Admin its my warning to you,if you put any adult joke anyway related to Hindu Religion or making fun of Hindu God or Goddess or Deities or the places related to them I would put a mail to Information Ministry citing your site name and in the worst case you ll be arrested so mind it from future.You would be solely responsibe for all the consequences.

    1. Admin says:

      Nishant tere se jo hota hai kar le. Aur aajke bad duniya mein kisi ko warning dediyo par mujhe nahi. Samjha. And read my disclaimer agar tumko apne religious ka itna par hai to site kholne ki jarurat nahi hai aur na yaha aane ki. Jisne padna hai pade nahi padna na pade. Aur rhi bat arrest karvane ki to bachha jis god ke majak pe tu mujhe arrest karvayega na usi god ka hath mere sir par hai vo bacha lega

      Bhagwan tum jaisi pakhandiyo ka ho hi nahi sakta. Bade aaye hindu banne. Aaj ke baa is site pe dikh na jaiyo tu mere ko. Ye warning nahi pyar se bola hai.

      Aur mujhe warning dene ki jagha pyar se bola hota to main man b jata shayad. Par jis tarike se tune bola hai. Vo saf saf kisi ko baat na manwane wala style thhe

  71. Lofar says:

    @Panchhi meri chocolatee chocobar kaisi ho janeman.
    @Sheelaji aap jake chullu bhar pani me doob jao jake yar jawanii k charche aap k hai aur mashhoor ye kal ki chori Shruti ho rahi hai.
    @Shruti r u writing any book Sex-The Complete Reference yar lofar theory k sath sath practical b karta hai to lofar kab aajaye tumari lab me aur ha aapko 64 kaamkalaye pata hai kya wo b sikhani padengi lofar ko.
    @Rahul Chodumal(BLW) yar mai teri bibi k sath khoob punya kama raha hu aur yahi baat sheela ne lofar ko b boli thi aur boli BLW ka to bilupt ho chuka wo to bus ungli pe condom phen k santosh krta hai bechara! Aur BLW yar tu apni ga@nd marwa marwa k khoob punya kama raha hai.
    @Ravan bhai maine bataya k wo ravan maharaj hai to pata hai police wala kya bola
    kaun!!! Ravan maharaj!
    batata hu aj mai uska raj!
    wo ga@ndu sita ko ek inch b touch kar nahi paya!
    aur ram ne mari aisi ga@nd k ravan aj tak hag nahi paya!
    ab batao ravan bhai mai kya kahta hahahahaha
    @Shruti is site pe ek BLW hai usse hoshiyar rahna wo nabalig ladkiyo k bhut ungli karta hai. Ungli karta hai?????
    are haa yar kyuki uska lu¤d bilupt hai na samjhi ki nahi!
    @Rana bhai Shruti ne aapki itni bejjati ki aur ap chup hai hai abhi tak aap kahe to atankwadi nd wanted se baat ki jai dono abi jail se choote hai aur atankwadi ka case to apne hi lada tha wo to muft me hi kaam tamam kar dega. Hahahaha
    @Raj bnds kaise ho
    @Admin kaise ho bhai
    @Kapil dev dhiraj mausam preet anjali pankaj sameer matrix kumar anil nd al frnds kaise ho ap log gud night dosto

  72. pankaj says:

    >filmi name of PENIS<
    1-3 yrs. Ankur
    4-6 yrs. Masoom
    7-12 yrs. Parvarish
    13-16 yrs. Parivartan
    17-22 yrs. Pyaasa
    23-35 yrs. Shikari
    36-50 yrs. Masterji
    51-60 yrs. Kabhi-kabhi
    61-75 yrs. Yaadein
    Add something new
    If u can.

  73. arush says:

    heeeeheeeeeeee…………sahi hai babaji………

  74. kapil the cute boy says:

    @ANIL listen…..mene kabhi teri maa behan ke uper comment nhi kiya…aise comment ko to khud ADMIN approve nhi karta hai….dekh har kisi ka apna apna najriya hota hai..jese ki tuje me kam akal nazar aata hu aur muje teri soch pe daya aati hai……bhagwan tera bhala kare…god bless u my dear

    @RAVAN bhai kya haal hai bas yaar thoda busy tha…is ANIL ne bewajah muje uljha diya tha…aur tu bata PANCHI ke piche hath dho ke pad gaya hai…..

    @ SHRUTI dear tume duniya me muft ki salah dene wale bahut milenge……bas me tumse itna kehna chahunga ki SUNO SAB KI…par karo anpne dimag ki'
    tumara ANIL ko reply muje behad pasand aaya …hope ki tum itni samjhdar hogi ki apna time management karna tume aata hoga…kab padhai karni hai ya kab chatting…muje lagta hai tum ye khud kar sakti ho aur tume kisi ki salah ki zarurat nhi hai……

    1. Admin says:

      Kapil thanks bhai maa bahan ki gali na deke tumne mera maan rakha.

      Aur anil ya koi b aur aaj ke baad main kisi ka koi commnent jismein ladayi ho approve nahi krunga.

      Aur shayad main comments hi band kar du. Ye ek joke ki site hai. Jokes pado and enjoy karo. Ladayi jagda pyar mohabbat ke liye isko use mat karo.

  75. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @anil bhai kse ho,yar me shruti ko pareshan nai karha hu wo tho me uska revision karwa rha hu biology ka ku ki board exams arhe uske,ku ki jis clas me shruti hai us clas k hm tppr rha chuke hai,bhai muje kisi se koi dar nai lagta yar kuki jb tm jse bhai log apne sath ho tho kiska dar,or rai kapil ki bat tho wo tho apna hi bhai hai use kyu darna.
    Bhai me kisi k ma behan pe koi cmnt nai karta or dusro se yai expect b karta hu.

  76. panchhi says:

    hey frnds "wo kehti hai suno jana urdu poetry poem nd remix" sunna mast hai yaar muje bahot bahot achhi lgi ap log vi try krna jarur pasand ayegi ap sabko v…

  77. panchhi says:

    @kapil darling aese h dosto ke hatho se zaher mat pi lena yaaar varna mera kya hoga…!!!!! heheh

    @raavan janu chalo puchh leti hu kyu khush ho bahot muje btao me v khush ho jau shayad….aur muje v tum sb ki bahot yad ati thi dear

    @hehheh nikhil me shruti se kuch sikh ni rahi hu bas uski knwldge bahot achhi hai isliye uski tarif kar rahi thi…

    @lofar meri jaan mere dil ke mehman me bilkul thik hu tum btao yaar kaise ho,aashu????

    @rashii n sheela kaha ho tum dono?

    @hmmm rahul tum muje yad karte ho achha laga

  78. Anil4209211 says:

    @ Admin,

    Are Sir,Kaya baat kahi hai Aapne, Main Bhi dil se yahi chahta hun, main to soch reha tha Ki Aaj se koi comment nahi karunga, yahan ke Log use -ive hi lete hai!!, Kuch logon me toh SENSE of HUMOR hai hi nahi aur joke site per, joke karne ko Real maan ker dil per le baithte hai..

  79. Anil4209211 says:

    @ Kapil

    Yaar Tun bhi Aadat se Majbur ho!!!!!!!

    Ab jera Dhyan se apni likhi Lines ko Phir se pedho:–

    ""SHRUTI dear tume duniya me muft ki salah dene wale bahut milenge……bas me tumse itna kehna chahunga ki SUNO SAB KI…par karo anpne dimag ""

    In LINES me Tum SHRUTI ko salah hi to de rehe ho!!!

    Ab to Tume Reason mil geya hoga ki Maine Tumhe Kam-akal wala kun kaha hai??

    Is Ladai ki jad hai:"Maine SHRUTI Ko ek 'SALAH' di, Jo ki SHRUTI ko Buri lagi, par Use jeyada tumhe buri lagi, Phir Tumne Mujhe ek 'SALAH' di ki Mian(Anil) Kisi Ko 'SALAH' Na dun"

    Ab Mere Bhai Tum Mujse(Anil)ko Wo Kaam Na kerne ko Kah rehe ho, jo Tum(Kapil) khud Anjane me kar rehe ho!!!

    Is Baat se tum Khud Apne-Aap ko hi CONTRADICT kar rehe ho

    Agar Ab bhi Tumhe Mujse Koi Shikat hai, To Mere BHAI ek BAHUT BADI 'SORRY', Ab Ladai ki aur baat mat kerna!!

  80. Anil4209211 says:

    @Rahul

    Hi, Yaar, Tumne KAPIL ko humara 'bhai' bola hai, Jera usko kuch apne Acchhe Gund de do!!!

    Ab Aap ko hi le lo, maine Aap se ek mazak kiya, Aur Aapne Uska jawab majak me hi diya tha.. isme ladai wali ko baat hi nahi thi!!,

    Ye ek Non-veg Joke site, Agar mazak me thoda Non-Veg nahi hoga to Is site ki Garima Mitti me mil jayagi.. So keep on joking with some Non-Veg content..

  81. Anil4209211 says:

    @Admin,

    Ye Saari Ladai Aap ki Vajha se hui hai, Bahut Time se Aap koi joke hi post Nahi ker rehe ho,Purane jokes ko Baar-baar dekh kar Gussa Aa reha hai, hansne ki koi Vajha nahi hai, to phir ladiyan hi hongi!!!

    Comment karne ke liye kuch matter bhi to chahiye… kuch bhi nahi hai…

    Hume to DANDA karne ki gandi Aadat hai, chahe Joke Ki G***D ho ya Joke Padne Wali ki..!!!

    1. Admin says:

      Mene joke nahi dala tu sab logo ne galiya deni shuru kar di. wah aur koi kam nahi thha isliye ki
      par kisi ne ek baar bhi comment mein pucha ki jokes kyu nahi dal raha main..
      Good yaar lage raho tum log, tumko kya matlab hoga chatting karo ashiqui karo aur maje lo

  82. Raj Bindaas says:

    @ ADMIN – wait…… kya bol rahe ho yaar pls aisa mat bolo ki comment band kar dunga, agar meri vajah se ya kisi ki wajah se koi galti hui hai to me sabki taraf se tumse maafi mangta hu… "I AM Sorry" ye word me seriously kisi ko nahi kaha hu, bt yaar pls comt approve karna, me promise karta hu aaj k baad kisi se is site me na hi jhagra,ladayi karunga aur na hi majak! bus apna comt sirf joke par aur apne frnds ko dunga bus!

    Sare gile sikwe mita do hum frnds hai……kyon bhaiyo aur girls meri baat se sehman ho na agar haa to chup kyon ho jaldi se Admin maharaj ko hasao aur unka mood fresh karo…….

    Sorry I wanna say 2 sply Anil,Rahul,Lofer,Dhiraj,Panchhi,Rashiiji,Simmi,atankwadi,punit,n n nd rosy pleaseeeeeeeeeeee forgive me….

    Admin ab biswas ho gaya me sudhar gaya hu, maine kisi se kaha tha me na to sudhar sakta hu aur na hi badal sakta bt really this time i'll try 2 change my self pl let me once chance plz.

    PLZ STOP ABUSING, quarreling, hurt-able advising 2 others…………………

  83. SHRUTI says:

    oye @DONKEY PRIENCE gay hoga too woo mere dad ki e mail id hai baasi khabar ki taraha kabhi bhi post hoo jata hai aur mujhe too lagta hai ki tu lesbian hai got it u fool.

  84. SHRUTI says:

    @anil mera lecture sun ke mat daro but ek baar ye 16 age chala gaya to wapas nahi aaega isliye 1 atom ke size jitna enjoy krna to banta hai na padho dil laga kr padhai karo par masti ke time par masti.ok is me too koi objection nahi hai na.aur rahi kapil ki batt i think tum usko mujh se better jante ho ok and u said only what u think about him.aur tum ab mujhe lagta hai itne bhi bure nahi hoo.kapil is also a nice guy.ok dear bye.just enjoy ur freedom.

  85. SHRUTI says:

    are yaar ANIL ye coment krta too hai ye maine post nahi kiya kasam se pata nahi ye kaun ullu da pattha hai ek baat keh doo i hate to do sex yaar is word ko sun ke mere dimag me ek hi khyal aata hai yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.so mujhe inn me se koi bhi nahi chahiye.thanks.they are just friends 4 me nothing more than that tum kahoo too is cite par jitne bhi ladke hai unhe apna bhai bana loo kya.aur fir bolungi i love u my sweet bro.

  86. pankaj says:

    lambi chotiwali gulab k phoolo wali print ki hui dress paheni hui ladki ko dekhkar Pappu ne sher farmaya-

    "ae hasina, yu chaal chalo na matwali, iss dil pe kayamat aati hai, nagin ko b dhoka deti hai jab kamar teri lachkati hai"

    Ladki muskrakar chali gai ye dekhkar pappu bola-

    "mere bagiyan k phool tere badan pe kaise"

    Ye sunkar ladki ne palat kar jawab diya-

    "ae majnu ki aulad,

    mere zaante ke baal teri dadhi pe kaise"

    Aur boli-

    "mat chhed ladki ko paap hoga, kabhi kisi roj tu b ladki ka baap hoga"

    To papau ne jawab diya-

    "bhagwan kare tera kahena sachha ho, muze baap kahe voh bachha tera ho"

  87. Dhiraj says:

    @jay…u nice yaar…kasam se maza aagay..u r really hot sexy bindass nd yummy…love u…baad mein vapas kar dena..phir tumhein..hahaha!! nice song haha!!

    @yeh sab kya gay girl boy lesbo lagaya hua hai…all r god creatures!

  88. SHRUTI says:

    @Anil tum mujh se bade hoo to advice dene ka tumko pura haq hai.tum bade hoo aur kisi ne kaha hai ki bado ki salaha sunni chaye so carry on mujhe advise do brot.but yaha pe tum jaise aur tum se badh kr hai unhe zara kam advise dena so my dear sweet innocent kapil bro bye.maine soocha ki rishto ki shruwat tum se q na ki jaye.aakhir tum bhi too mere real brother ki taraha meethe hoo.YR DEAR SHRUTI.

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Shruti

      Ha Ha Ha….

      Yaar, Tumne To Bechare Kapil ko 'Apna Brother' Bana kar Uske Dil Me Atom-Bomb Blast kar Diya hai!!!! Wo to tumhe Apne Dil me Peta nahi Kya kya Maan Chuka tha, Poor Man…

  89. shashank says:

    aurat sirf chudai chahti hai

  90. Anil4209211 says:

    @SHRUTI
    Hi,(Ha ha ha ha)X(Infinite)

    Kya kaha????????, "Main tumhara Lecture sun ker dar Geya hun", ha ha ha….Theek hai, par tumne mujhe isa kya kah diya hai jo maim tum se daru..Sweetheart.
    ________________________________________________________
    [Note: Neeche jo kuch bhi likaha hai wo Koi SALAH bilkul nahi hai]

    Tumhara kahana bilkul sahi hai. ki, 16va Saal Zindgi me ek baar Aata hai, Agar Chala geya to wapas nahi Aata. to apne 16ve saal Me kuch isa kero ki wo zindgi bhar tumhe Ek Acchhi Yaad ki tarah rehe,isa kuch mat kerna ki jab tum apne 16ve saal ke bare me socho to apni galiyan hi yaad aaye!!
    ____________________________________________________

    Main Kun hota Tumhare Enjoy kene par Objection kerne wala. Maine Tumhe Kabhi enjoy kerne se nahi roka, Zera sa comment padhne ke 'faltu kaam' ko na kerne ko kaha tha..(only for Ur exams)
    ______________________________________________________

    Tune kaha ki tum 1 Atom ke size jitna enjoy kerna chahti ho, Do U really know the size of an atom as compared to the whole day time…. If U calculate, it will be very very much less than a second. Or U can say taht U have no time to enjoy during Exam or preparing for exams.
    ________________________________________________________

    Tumhare 3nd comment me tum kya kehna Chahti ho, mere to kuch samajh nahi aaya,.. Ye tumhare language nahi hai…

    Ye sabkuch tune kya DARU pee kar likaha hai????
    Bina sir-Pair ki baataien hai, kisi ka koi sense Nahi banta hai

  91. Dr.kumar says:

    @kapil

    I am very sory mere dost

    Mujse galti ho gayi mujhe maf kr do

    Aur mere dost hmari parmpra h dosti me jhr piya jata dost ko jhr nhi pilaya jata

    Ok I am very sory

    now we ra good frnd

  92. Dr.kumar says:

    @anil420@kpil

    Are yar ye tum dono kha uljh gaye

    Ab tum log apni ladai jgda band kro n now make a good frndsp ok

    Aur aaplogo ko ek baat btana cahta hu kisi ko bhi bina mange salah nhi deni chahiye nhi to yehi anjam hoda

    Ok

    1. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Dr. Kumar

      Mujhe to Aap ki Salah Bahut Acchi lagi hai,Thanks. par… Jera Sambhal kar, Shyad Aap ki salah Kapil ko Pasand Naa aaye, so Take Care… Ha ha ha..[please Take the Reply as joke..]

  93. Vickyssss says:

    Hiii…

  94. jia says:

    gud attempt

  95. BABA RASILA DAS says:

    Gadho Admin Mast Hai.Wah Bhayee Admin Kya Insan Hai Tu Yar Mast Mast .Ye Sale Gadhe Hai Joke Ko Real Me Lete Hai Pandu.Admin Apna Kam Karte Raho ….Thanx

  96. mahender says:

    hi friends hume bhi dost bana lo

  97. mahender says:

    unke chakar mein maine kahi dino tak muh nahi dhoya.aur ghalib kehta hai main unke peche haath dhokar pada hu

  98. Harsh says:

    Theek kaha gaya hai Aourat chahe taj na takht woh bus chahe lounra sakht

  99. sweety says:

    aurat ko bus muh bhar kaura(food) aur chut bhar lauda chahiye

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    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai? Agar Aapke Man Me Ye Sawal Hai To Jawab Apne Pappu Ke Pas Hai. Teacher Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Udd Gaye

Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
    Suhagraat Manane Ke Bad Apni Patni Se Kabhi Bhi Esi Baatein Puchne Ki Galti Na Kare, Nahi To Jawab Esa Hoga Ki Aap Deewar Mein Sir Marne Lagoge.
  • Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi
    Ladkiya Ek Hi Bahana Mar Ke Ladko Ko Sex Na Karne Se Chup Karva Deti Hai Aur Wo Hai Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi. To Is Baat Tod Nikala Hai Apne Pappu The Great Ne
  • Lady At Bar For The First Time
    A Lady Visited A Bar For The First Time, She Sat On The Table In Front Of The Bar Tender. A Guy At Her Left Side Ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single" ...
  • Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women
    A Survey Conducted Between Unmarried Women Vs Married Women Gave The Below Results. This One Is Good And Hilarious. It Will Make Your Day.
  • Sunny Leone Aur Sonam Kapoor
    Sochne Wali Baat Hai Celebrites Jab Akele Hote Honge Ek Doosre Se Kya Baatein Karte Honge, Padhiye Ye Joke Aur Janiye Celebrities Ki Secret Baate
  • Ladki Ka Garoor Kaise Tode
    Jo Ladkiya Apne Gore Rang Pe Garoor Karti Hai Un Ladkiyo Ka Garoor Todne Ke Liye Apne Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kara Hai, Padiye Aur Maje Lijiye
  • GST Explained In Easy Way
    Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
  • Maths Can Only Be Beaten By Logic
    Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
  • Aurat Ki Shopping
    Aurte Jab Shoping Karti Hai To Ajeeb Se Gul Khilati Hai, Aisa Hi Is Bar Hua Aur Bechare Dukandar Ko Rona Aa Gaya. Pade Is Joke Mein.
  • Hum Ladke Kamchor Nahi Hai
    Aksar Ladko Ko Kaha Jata Hai Ki Wo Kamchor Hote Hai, Par Apne Pappu The Great Ne Aaj Samjhaya Hai Ki Ladke Ese Nahi Hote Wo Bahut Kam Karte Hai.