Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai

The Joke "Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai" posted on 01 Mar 2015 under Hindi Desi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with , and viewed 312,377 times.

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha

Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?

Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund

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Chela: Har Sukhi Aurat Apne Jeven Me Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai? Baba: Zinda Rhne Tak Uska Khada Lund Or Mrne K Baad Uska LIC Fund

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