Baat Ko Zara Detail Mein Samjhaya Karo

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Kayi Bar Hum Kisi Ko Kuch Bat Samjhate Hai To Short Mein Samjha Dete Hai, Aisa Hi Bechari Is Ladki Ke Sath Hua Aur Uska Kaand Ho Gaya.
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Apne Boy-Friend Ke Sath Ghumne Jane Se Pahle Maan Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Shiksa Deni Shuru Kar Di

Maan: “Beti Bach Ke Rahna, Agar Tumhara Boyfriend Bra Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kehna Ruko

Beti: “Ok, Mummy

Maan: “Agar Tumhari Panty Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kahna Mat Daalo Na

Beti: “Samajh Gayi, Mummy

Agle Din Jab Ladki Ghar Aayi To Uski Maan Ne Poocha,

Maan: “Kya Hua?

Beti: “Maan, Usne Apna Ek Haath Meri Bra Mein Aur Doosra Panty Mein Daal Diya

Maan: “To Tumne Kya Kaha?

Beti: “Ruko Mat, Dalo Na

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Ab Aap Hi Socho Bechari Ke Sath Kya Hua Hoga. Isliye Aap Log Bhi Zara Detail Mein Samjhaya Karo

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44 Comments

  1. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Hahahahahahaha very funny joke

  2. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Mallika’s T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behindd mirror r larger than they appear

  3. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Gabbar : ye mobile mujhe dede thakur
    Thakur :dekh gabbar hath per ka mazak chalta he par mobile blakbery ka he NVJ khula he or PREETO online he natak mat kar

  4. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has
    no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value
    to survival.
    great thought by -C. S. Lewis
    :)
    …………………………………………………………..

    joke really reflects it!!

    good before 9 guys!!

  5. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    welcome back dear admin. nice joke.

  6. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Hehehehe….! :P

  7. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    What’s the definition of trust?
    A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job.
    Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
    A. Give it a nipple.
    Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?
    A. Tulips on your organ.
    Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
    A. Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
    Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
    A. Better traction.
    Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
    A. Push it aside and keep on eating…
    Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
    A. Twocanchew (two can chew).
    Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week.
    Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
    A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
    Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
    A. Their shaky hands!
    Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
    Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
    A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
    Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?
    A. Whores fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you
    Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
    A. Thanks for coming
    Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
    A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.
    Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
    A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!
    Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
    A. She knows she’s given herlast blow job.
    Q. What is the definition of”making love”?
    A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her
    Now that’s called a “Good Research” :p

  8. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    “Karti Hai” Sawal Muslsal Teri Nigah Ye Trz-e-Takaluf Muje Acha Nahi Lagta…
    Kehte Hai Mujhe Dekh Ke Aksar mere Dost Ye Shakhs Akela Hai Par Tanha nahi Lagta..!

  9. deleted says:

    father operated today now in ICU

    1. Vjay says:

      We all wish their fast recovery and come back home to make your family happy.

      1. deleted says:

        thanx Vjay

  10. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Sab khairiyat naa @deleted jee….!

  11. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    ” Sab leh Loo ”
    Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
    Bhale mujhse lelo woh USA ka Visa,
    Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
    Woh Teekha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
    Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaani,
    Woh chai vaali jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
    Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
    Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
    Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
    Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
    Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……
    Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
    Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
    Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
    Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
    Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
    Woh viva ! se ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani…
    Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……….
    Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
    Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
    Woh seminar ke din – paironka chat-patanaa,
    Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
    Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
    Phir Exam ke din ko – tha bechain hona,
    Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……..
    College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
    Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
    Woh gathering ke din ka – joladnaa Jhagadnaa;
    Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
    Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
    Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana…
    Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani…

    1. rajesh says:

      wah bhai ji wah

  12. Priya says:

    Bechari Ladki :(

    1. devendr says:

      lucky & intelligent girl hehehehehehe

  13. Priya says:

    hmmm

  14. Piyush says:

    gd mrng frndz*
    hw r u all.?
    Del bro ab apke father ka health kaisa hai?
    And very gud joke.

  15. rajesh says:

    gd mrny all user
    ek bachcha bol gali deta tha. har baat pe gali har kam pe
    gaali sube gali sham ko gali yani k gali dena uski aadat thi. jaise
    mann lo koi puchhta ha beta tera naam kya hai to bachcha bolta
    tu to banchod rha na jo naan puchchta hai. uski is adat se
    garwale bre hi pareshan the. vo us ko ek DR. k pass le jate hai
    vo kahta hai ek is ko ek toy lekr do ye sudar jayega. uske
    papa us bachche ko ek rail gari le dete hai. fir bachcha us din
    se achnak bahut bdal jata hai. hr kisi ko bre pyar se milta
    aur gali bi nshi deta tha sahi sahi har saawal ka jawab
    deta. ek din us ke papa sochte hai k is aaj dekhuga ye
    akhir krta kya hai. vo dekha hai bachcha rail gari se khel rha tha
    achanak vo rail gari ko apne hath rokta hai aur bolta hai jis banchod
    ne uttrana hai vo uttar jai aur jis kutte ne charna hai vo is
    trin char jaye. ye dekh kr baap ko gussa a jata hai. bachche k
    pass jakr us ko jhatke k sath uthta hai aur do thhapar marta hsi
    bachcha rone lag jata hai. do gante rone k bad bachcha
    chup ho jata hai aur apni rail gari patri pr rkha hai jo
    is chakkar me patri se uttar jati hai. baap fir chhup kar dekhta
    hai bachcha fir gari se khelne lag jata hai. tabi vo gari ko
    fir hath se rokta hai aur boltahai ” JALDI SE JALDI UTTAR AUR
    CHAR JAO PAHILE KISI HARAMKOR K KARAN GARI DO
    GANTE LET HAI.
    hai

    1. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Hahahahahahahaha nice joke dear maza aa giya

  16. riya says:

    gd mrng

    1. Rohit says:

      good morning ji

  17. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    gudmorning

  18. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    :) <———- dis is what i m!!

  19. Dhiraj* says:

    shaadi k riste k liye ladke wale ladki ko dekhne aae 7 ladka bhi aaya tha..

    hone wali saas:beti shadi ka meeta laddo milne ki khushi mubarak ho!
    hone wali bahu:aapko bhi saasu maa
    hone wali saas:beti shaadi krke chupke se aa jaogi ya kucch aata jaata bhi hai
    hone wali bahu:maaji mujhe sab kucch aata hai..khana banana,kapde silna,pair dabana..aur sabko kaise khush kia jae wo sab
    hone wali saas:waah beti..tumhe to bahut kucch pata hai..
    h w bahu:woh to hai saasu maa!! by the way maa ji hum aapke bete se kucch sawaal pucch sakte hain
    hone wali saas:kyun nhi b b bahu!!
    bahu:jee shadi ka laddu mubarak ho!
    ladka:jee aapko bhi!!
    bahu:ji kya krte hain aur kya kya ata hai aapko..
    ladka:ji ..kucch nhi..bus tumhe khush krne k liye mujhe jarur kucch aata hai
    bahu:woh kya??
    ladka:
    doggy style, murga style,monkey style. ox style, snake style , elephant style , horse style , aur bahut saare styles aate hain…tumhe bus katputli ki tarah rahna hoga baaki ssare kaam mein kr dunga!!
    bahu:mujhe bhi ek style aata hai..tamacha style..yeh le !!!!!!
    ladka:mummy chalo yanaha se..mujhe yanaha shaadi nhi krni!!

    GOOD BEFORE 12 BOYS!!
    :)

  20. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  21. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    dosto kal shyad mein short tour pe jaa raha hun..hope ki ladke aur budde mere saath kucch galat naa krein…coz i m damn beautiful sexy n hot!! picchli baar apni sis ka addmission k liye tha wanaha ladko ne ghur ghur k mujhe uncomfortable bana diya….raat ko train mein mein travel nhi krta!!…kyunki har aadmi mujhe dekhte hi gay ban jata hai!!
    :)

  22. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Bhonsdi ke..! aaj phr joke nahi daala…!
    Kya ho gaya hai tujhe..?

  23. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey areamein jo bhi koi lafda hota haito police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai….Ek baar Chaman Bhai kearea mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke jatey hain…Chaman Bhai pehley to bahutshanti se, style mein, us sey baat karta hai… kuch is tarah se…
    Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai?
    Mujrim : Haan maloom hai nabhai.
    Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke areamein?
    Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai,kismat kharab thi.
    Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua?
    Mujrim : Abhi kya na… Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye aaya…
    Chaman : Phir ?
    Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha… aur utney mein samney wali building peapun ki nazar gayi…
    Chaman : Aage bol
    Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi
    Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
    Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye..
    Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya?
    Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuchkaam hoyenga usko…. to apun builidng ke neeche gaya
    Chaman : Phir ?
    Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya… apunseedi chadte yehich sochrelatha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol
    Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola…. kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara kiya apun ko?
    Chaman : Phir ?
    Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya
    Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?
    Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Aagey bol
    Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya
    Chaman : Accha… Phir?
    Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
    Mujrim : Phir kya tha… Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de
    Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ?
    Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya
    Chaman : To phir kya hua ?
    Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they saali ke…lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha”Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya?
    Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega….. zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka…. Aakhir,”Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Toh phir ?
    Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya…. sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha.
    Chaman : Haan, woh to hai….Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up)
    Mujrim : Phir kya tha…. apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi dabaya…. lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch rahatha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Aagey bol ?
    Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di
    Chaman : Phir ?
    Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : Aagey aagey ?
    Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di
    Chaman : sahi mein?
    Mujrim : phir meri pant keechli
    Chaman : Accha ?
    Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya
    Chaman : oh !!
    Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha”Chaman Bhai k! a area hai…..Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman : (Getting frustrated)..
    Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi
    Chaman : (Half Boiling)
    Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi….. phir bhi apun yehi soch raha tha”Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey… aagey bol saley….
    Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii…..lekin bhai kasam se……main yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”
    Chaman: Abey teri to…. Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Ch*daney….. tu aage bol !
    Mujrim : Yehich…… yehich – apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai…..aur game baja dala.

    1. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

      iss joke ko 18 months pehle ek rajni naam ki ladki ne sunaya tha…chaman bhai ka area!!..hai naa kamaal ki memory
      :)

  24. Lalitmangla says:

    Aajkal joke bahut delay ho rahe hain

  25. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    :)

    1. aby ---^^Amann^^--- says:

      hello dhiraj dear kaise ho ??? deepak bro kaha hai??

  26. Shanu says:

    Vri nic joke ladki bahut hoshiyar thi

  27. aby says:

    mast joke tha:D! admin bro aaj ka joke kaha hai??

  28. aby ---^^Amann^^--- says:

    Zindagi rukh badal gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti,
    Zindagi ko galey laga leta,
    Har tamana pighal gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti,

    Khawab palkon pe mein sajaa leta,
    Tujh ko seeney se mein laga leta,
    Apne dil mein tujhe basaa leta,
    Meri kismat badal gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti,

    Aahh nikle gi hont si loon ga,
    Jis tarah ho sake ga jee lon ga,
    Zeher bhi hanste hanste pee loon ga,
    Gham ki yeh dhoop dhal gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti,

    Ab tere gham ko dil mein paloon ga,
    Haan judai ka zakham kha loon ga,
    Maut ko bhi galey laga loon ga,
    Maut bhi aa ke tall gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti..

  29. unknownnnn says:

    Nice Joke Nitesh.

    1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

      thanx @dear..!

  30. devendr says:

    hehehehehe

    ruko mat dalo na or tej or tej hehehehe

  31. raj says:

    very funny joke……………………..

  32. raj says:

    Khawab palkon pe mein sajaa leta,
    Tujh ko seeney se mein laga leta,
    Apne dil mein tujhe basaa leta,
    Meri kismat badal gayi hoti,
    Kash tu mujh ko mil gayi hoti,

  33. Dhiraj* says:

    :roll:

  34. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    :mrgreen:

  35. ajay says:

    santa ki shadi k 4 din baad uski biwi ne usko shikayat ki
    .
    .
    .
    Maine tumse shadi ki taki humara bhi ek pariwar ho
    .
    .
    .
    Bal-Bachhe bhi ho na ki isliye
    .
    .
    .
    Ki mujhe Sandaas khul k ho

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