Baba Ji Aap Mahaan Ho

Hi Friends, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Ek Naye Character Se Introduce Karwate Hai.

Kahi Kisi Jagha Par Ek Bada Hi Kameena Baba Rahta Thha, Jiska Naam Lunnacharya (Lunn-Acharya) Thha

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Vo Bahut Hi Jyada Tharki Thha Aur Aurto Se Hamesha Chakkar Chalane Ke Tarike Dhundta Thha

Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?

Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?

Lady: “Nahi.

Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye

Lady: “Kyun?

Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na

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Lady: Baba Mera Pati Kb Sudhrenga? B: Pti Ko Layi Ho? L: Nhi. B: Koi Bat Nhi, Apna Blouse Kholiye L: Kyun? B: Pti Ke Hath Ki Rekha Dekhni Hai Na

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          1. Mausam says:

            haan ye bhi sahii he ,aaj se 6 maheene pahle yahaan pe sabhi 20 se kam ke the.hahaha 6 maheene baad ab sabhi 25 se kam ke bataa rhee hain hehehhee
            hahhahaa ye bhi mujhe 1 joke hi lag rhaa he hahahhahha

          2. AJUBA says:

            Are divya aunty me to kisi bhi ladki ko chachi hi bolta hu maja aata he haha vese ladkiya apni umar kam hi batati he usi pe ek jok bata ta hu

            tren me 3 orte bethi thi or bate kar rahi thi 1 orat ki age takriban 50 ke kareeb hogi usne kaha abhi to umar hi kya he meri 30 ke kareeb hi to he

            to dusri orat jiski age takriban 45 ke kareeb thi usne kaha meri to umar abhi 25 hi he
            to
            tisri boli jiski age takriban 40 ke kareeb thi vo boli mere to abhi 20 hi pure huve he
            ye sunte hi upar vale seet se metrix gira niche
            to orato ne pu6a kya huva to metrix ne kaha
            me abhi peda ho raha hu

  1. Arush says:

    Hii…good morning everybody @rashiiji kaisi hai aap?apki padhai kaisi chal rahi hai…@anshul kamine mai aa gaya teri class lene ke liye hehe milte hai aaj sham way2heart pe

  2. viru says:

    nice joke,

    @Savita, aap ek tourisam office mai kam karti ho, ri8…
    Ek din mai ek tourisam office me North India ki tour k liye inquiry karne gaya tha,
    Vaha pe ek cute ladki baithi thi, use mai ne tour k bare me pu6a to vo boli-
    Sir, North India ki tour pura 25 din ki rahegi, 30000 rs. Per head rahega.
    Maine pu6a- isme sab charges incuded hai na?
    Voh boli- no sir, khana pina aap k uper rahega.
    Mai bola- thik hai khana pina hamare uper lekin "raat ko sone ka to aap k uper hi rahega na?"
    To ab batao kya ap k saath b aisa kuch hua tha?
    @Panchhi, Rashii, lagta hai exam ki taiyari chal rahi hai.
    @Mausam, bahut dino se ap ne koi shayri nahi sunai? Kya bat hai?
    @Kapil the cute boy, ab b naraj ho kya humse?
    @Cobra, Matrix, Pyare Mohan, Aakash, Anshul,
    How r u frnds?

    1. Cobra says:

      thanx sir yaad karne ke liye i m fine.

      Teacher 2 student-home work kyu nahi kiya?

      Stdnt-sir,light nahi thi.

      Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.

      Stu-sir,maachis nahi thi.

      Teachr-kyu?

      Stu-puja ghar me rkhi thi.

      Teachr-toh le aata.

      Stu-nahaya nahi tha sir.

      Teachr-nahaya kyu nahi tha?:-@

      stu-paani nahi tha sir.

      teachr-arey,pani kyu nahi tha?

      Stu-sir motor nahi chal rahi thi.

      teachr-abey ab motor ko kya hua

      Stu-ye hi to main itni der se bol raha hoon ki light nahi thi.

    2. Matrix says:

      @Viru bhai hum sab ache hai. Aap batao aap kaise ho?

      Waise he…he..he… Viru to yahaan hai yaaron par Jay,Thakur,Basanti kahin dikhai nahi de rahe?

      Divya yaar kahaan ho? Thora baat bhi kar liya karo. Waise mere saath bhi ek Divya naam ki larki parhti hai. Bahut sharmili hai. Kya aap bhi shy karti ho?

      @Papa ji aapke papa bhi kya aap ko papa kehte hain? ha…ha…ha…Waise mere padose mein ek uncle rehte hain unka naam bhi papa rao hai wo baccho ko tution parate hain.

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    hi frnd kaise ho aap log ? main kuch jyada hee tym le liya waps aane me ! @ admin bhai, matrix bhai , mousam, panchhi , divya aap log kaise ho ? etne tym baad aane pr v es site ka mazaa brkarar hai!

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    he he he..ye joke kuch aise b ho sakta hai

    :

    boy-baba mere hath ki rekha dekh ke batao kya hai meri zindgi me.

    baba-beta apna l..d dikha muth mar mar ke tere hatho ki rekha mit gayi hain..ab l..d me chhap gyi hain….

  5. Rashii says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice

    hi admin ji kaha busy ho ap, thik toh ho na?

    Viru ji padhai b achi chal rahi hai or exam b mast ja rahe hai, ap btayie ap kaise ho?

    Arush ji kaha thae ap itne dino se?

    Mere bhai n behne lgta hai mujhe bhul gayi hai

    mere sbhi frnds kaha busy ho ap sab?

          1. Rashii says:

            Sucide toh kerna he hai bt 70 ki ho jaungi tb
            heartbeat waise idea mast diya hai aapne dubne ki acting kerne ka hehehehe try kerungi, admin ji b khush or main b khush hehehehe

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Rashii fikar nahi karna mazza bottle me nahi tetra pack me sath me pipe saas lene k liye tum bas usme dubne ki acting karna waki main tumko apne ghar aakar bahar nikal lunga

  6. Mausam says:

    hahaha hehhehe achchha joke he ,nice one,

    My dera all friends ,Main achchha hoon amgar thodaa busy hoon,isliye comments nhi de paarhaa hoon aur way2heart par bhi nhi aapaarhaa hoon,11 april ko free ho jaaungaa.

    Viru bhai aapne dil se yaad kiyaa he aapke liye arz he ye shayari-

    kisi ke pyar ko bhulna nahi aataa hamain,
    kisi ke dil ko dukhana nahi aayaa hamain,
    kisi ke liye tadapna to hamain aataa he ,
    magar apne liye kisi ko tadpana nahi aataa hamain.

    @ Raashi ji kaisee hain aap lagtaa he bhul hi gayee iss Mausam ko?
    @ Divya ji aapne to lagtaa he dil se hi nhi dimaag se hi nikaal diyaa Mausam ko?
    @ Savita ji aapne mera bhi haal poochha? main theek hoon aap batayain ki aap kaisee hain?
    @ Matrix yaar teri calculation kaisee chal rhee he?
    @ Anshul Bahi kaisaaa he Uska kya hua?kuchh hua ki nhi?
    @ Prince
    Bhula deti hai ye duniya gujar jaane k baad,
    Hum bhi yahaan aate hain tere aane k baad,
    Agar koi afsaana he to bata dena mere dost,
    Hum fir aayenge,kabhi tere aane se pahle kabhi tere jaane k baad.

    aur mere iss site ke sabhi dosto kaise ho yaar sabse haal chaal poochh rhaa hoon.bataa dena.

    1. Matrix says:

      Mausam yaar calculations to thik hai par mien abhi Matrix movie ka 3rd part banane ka soch raha hoon. Usmien is site ke sabhi log shamil honge. Tu bahut shaeri likhta hain na to us movie mien song likh dena. Waise he…he…he… hero aur heroin ki talaash mien laga hoon. Kuch samajh nahi aa raha kis ko rakhu is site se?
      he…he…he…
      Waise tu jarur rahega yaar meri movie ka ek hissa. Songs ke lyrics likh dena.
      Waise Ek ladki ki kami thi jo Ajuba puri kar dega. Aisa keh raha tha. Kunki uska face cut bilkul ladkiyon jaisa hai. ha..ha..ha.. :P

        1. Matrix says:

          Matrix revolution utni hit nahi hui thi isiliye usi ko modify karke bana raha hoon. Mien agar "The Matrix" ka part banata tab wo 4th hota par mien 3rd part ko hi modify kar raha hoon. Shayad Movie crits ki book mien tune para hoga ki agar kisi part ko modify karen to wo usi part ka hissa kehlata hai.

      1. AJUBA says:

        Abe metrix ladkiya kya mar chuki he is site se? Jo muze ladki ka rol karaega muze to pehle se daut tha tu gey hi hoga hahahaha admin bro metrix se tho thoda dur are thoda nahi bahot dur rahena

        1. AJUBA says:

          Are admin bro aapko pehle se pata he to hame bhi bata dete yaar metrix to heroin bana ke khule aam gey pana karta 6i 6i 6i kese kese khvab dekhta he metrix hunh

        2. Matrix says:

          Abe mien gay nahi hoon. Tumlog jayada gay logon ke bich rehte ho isiliye shayad tumlogo ko kuch bhi boldene se lagta hai ki wo gay hai. Aur admin bhi mien tujko w2h par isiliye gift jaisa pic bana raha tha taki tu mujhe shield de de. Par mujhe kya malum tha ki tu itna ganda dimaag ka hoga ki aisa soch lega. Aur mien ghuma ke baat nahi karta isiliye direct bol diya. Bura mat manna.

          Aur ajuba yaar tu jhut kyun bol raha hai tune hi to kaha tha ki tu gay hai aur larki ka role karna chahata hai. Ab jhut mat bol yaar.

          1. Admin says:

            matrix abe hehe main vo gift wali bat nahi bola bhai.. main to vo tu jo us din mujhe akele mein bula ke chhi chhi tauba tauba batate hue b sharam aati hai tune kya kaha thha.

            us vajah se tujhe gay samajh raha thha, khair jaisi baba ji ne kaha hai ki ladki dagabaaj nahi hoti, uski bhi koi majburi hoti hogi. isi tarha se ho sakta hai tu gay na ho teri majburi ho sakti hai

          2. Matrix says:

            Abe wo miene mazak mien kaha tha. Ab tu use sach maan lega to mien kya karun?

            Waise tune jab kaha tha ki mien raashi se mazak karta hoon. To kya mien tujhse mazak nahi kar sakta. Waise miene tujhe kuch kaha hi nahi tha. Bas yahi kaha tha ki teri shakl dekna chahata hoon. Kyunki kisi se itne din baat karo aur chera na dekho to kaisa lagne lagta hai. Aur tu dikha nahi raha tha isiliye mazaak mien kaha ki zindagi mien ek baar zaroor dikha dena. Aakhir mien bhi dekhoon ki ye banda hai kaun. Jo itni site chalata hai aur logo se chat aur reply dene ka time bhi nikaal leta hai.

            @Ajuba tujhe mien is comment ke baad aur reply nahi doonga kyunki tere comment mien wo bat nahi jo divya, savita, adust,aur kapil ke comment mien hai. Tujhe reply dene se mujhe boring feel hota hai yaar. Tu mujhe ye sab keh raha hai taki mien tere comment ka reply karoon aur tujhe bhi achaa lage. Par sorry reply dene ka man hi nahi hota tujhe.Isiliye ab aur reply nahi doonga tujhe chahe tu kitna bhi bura kahe mujhe.Chahe kitna bhi try kar.

    1. Adust IN hindi A dus says:

      Mahendar welcome dear……..N……..abe aate k saath chichorapanti, pehle tum kise se dosti to karo fir mail id mangna, aur ek baat carefully sun le tu is site ki ladkiyo par vulgar cmt nhi dena, mujhe dusre site ka pta nhi bt yaha ki ladkiya vry respected hai to aage se dhyan rahe,

  7. Adust IN hindi A dus says:

    abe admin aaj mene sare cmt read kiye aisa laga tu mere cmt se kafi naraj hai, yaar me sab kuch dekh sakta hu bt tujhe dukhi nhi dekh sakta no never……………….chal teri khushi k liye ab aur cmt nhi karunga bt hehehe ye confirm nhi hai agar future me mera nash tana ya kabhi mann kiya to fir cmt kar sakta hu, tum khush raho mujhe aur kya chahiye, waise meri life bahut mast chal rhi hai mere paas sab hai bs ek ki yaad bahut aati hai, uska naam to tujhe pta hoga hi, teri ek baat mera dil chhu gayi hai wo me jite ji nhi bhula sakta jab 1st time hum mile the to tune mujse kaha tha yaar life jaisi v ho jeeni to padegi to kya na hum khushi khushi jiye, ye ek chhota sentence mujhe pura badal kar rakh diya

    @ aur bhaiyo tumhe mujhpar jaisa cmt paas karna hai karo mujhe koi fark nhi padta bt ek baat yaad rakhna utna hi kehna jitna sun sako

      1. Matrix says:

        Mien batau aisa kyun ho raha hai! Kyunki wo IP hide karne waali site se aata hoga. Jaise cool tunnel,etc. Aur server mien traffic badh jane ke karan server mien load badh jata hai. Aur usi karan se wo block ho raha hai. Jaisa w2h par block ho jaate hai users.

    1. Heartbeat says:

      O nahi main delhi da nahi yaar main uttho(waha) da(se) jithe(jaha) jammiya(born) bhagat(shaheed bhagat singh) sardar mean's shaheed bhagat singh nagar(Nawanshahar) Punjab

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