Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Beemari Aur Ilaaj

Sab Ko Musibato Ka Hal Batane Wale Apne Baba Ji Ek Din Khud Beemar Pad Gaye, Kya Thi Unki Beemari Aur Kaisa Tha Ilaaj?
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Ek Baar Baba Saxidas Bahut Hi Bimaar Pad Gaye Aur Unko Kaafi Doctors Ko Dhikhaya Par Koi Farak Nahi Pada.

Baba Ji Ke Ek Khaas Chele Ko Yaad Aaya Ki Baba Ji Ke Khas Hakeem Ji Hai, Unko To Abhi Tak Dikhya Hi Nahi Gaya.

Usne Hakeem Ko Bulvaya Aur Baba Saxidas Ki Halat Ke Bare Mein Bataya.

Hakeem Ne Baba Ji Ko Check Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Sex Na Karne Ki Vajah Se Andkosh Mein Virya Jam Gya Hai,

Aur Iska Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai Ki Baba Ji Kam Se Kam Teen-Chaar Din Jam Kar Sex Kare.

Ab Smasya Thi Ki Baba Ji Ko Ye Baat Kon Bataye, Himmat Kar Ke Chela Baba Ji Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Chela: “Baba Aapko Jo Bimaari Hui Hai Wo Bilkul Hi Theek Ho Jayegi

Baba Saxidas: “Kya Dvaai Bataai Hai?

Chela: “Baba Aapko Sirf Teen-Chaar Din Sex Karna Padega

Baba Saxidas: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Main Baal-Brahmchari Hun

Chela: “Lekin Baba Apni Health Ke Liye Ek Dava Ke Tor Par To Kar Hi Sakte Ho

Baba Saxidas: “Nahi Ye Kaam Main Kisi Bhi Surat Mein Nahi Kar Sakta

Chela Wapas Chala Jata Hai Aur Bada Pareshan Ho Jata Hai, Par Achanak Se Hi Usko Ek Idea Aata Hai Aur Wo Bhukh Hadtaal Par Beth Jata Hai.

Baba Ji Ko Ye Bat Pata Chali To Unhone Use Apne Pass Bulvaya.

Baba Saxidas: “Tum Bhukh Hadtaal Kyo Kar Rahe Ho?

Chela: “Baba Ji Aap Apna Ilaaj Nahi Karwa Rahe To Ham Apne Praan Tyaag Denge

Baba Saxidas: “Achha Theek Hai Main Apna Ilaaj Karwa Leta Hoon Par Uske Liye Kuch Sharte Hai

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Aap Apni Sharte Bata De

Baba Saxidas: “Jo Bhi Ladki Mere Sath Sex Ke Liye Lekar Aao Wo Andhi Honi Chahiye Taki Wo Hamein Dekh Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Behri Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Hamari Awaaz Ko Na Sun Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi Aur Behri Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Gungi Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Kisi Bhi Tarah Is Sex Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi, Behri Aur Gungi Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Ek Aur Sabse Jaruri Shart Bhi Hai Hamari

Chela: “Wo Kya Hai Baba Ji?

Baba Saxidas Chele Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole: “Ladki Ek Dam Jhakkas Maal Honi Chahiye

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So Dosto, Aap Log Bhi Time Time Par Sex Karte Raha Karo.. Sehat Ke Liye Achha Hota Hai ;)

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26 Comments

  1. Dhiraj* says:

    :lol: india mein yehi sab sikh k forienger apne desh jaate hain..aur fuck you ki jagah …teri maa ki/ka @#$% bolte hain..aur indin ko to ghar baithe baite angreji gaaliya aa jaati hai… :lol:

    koi bata sakta ladki ka sabse khubsurat ang kon sa hota hai????
    kamino meine ladki ka bola hai…khubsurat ladki ka nhi ;)
    kyunki straight boys k liye khubsurat ladki ka har ang khubsurat hota hai..
    jaise mere liye har handsome ladke ka got itt!! !idea!
    ;)

    ek khubsurat ladke ka ek kiss kisi jannat se kam nhi mere liye..ussi tarah straight ladko k liye kisi khubsurat ldki ka!!
    :lol:

  2. Dhiraj* says:

    FIVE CATEGORY OF STRAIGHT BOYs
    1.jo sabka hero ho..jiska deewani puri duniya ho bole to sarwagun sampnn(diamond clss st8 boy)
    2.jo har aankhein padd leta ho..aur jo sacche matlab ko matlab deta ho(platinum cl str8 boy)
    3.jo sabko pyaar kre aur bure logo ko burai se bachae(gold class straight boy)
    4.jo sirf usse pyaar kre jo…use matlab ya pyaar deta ho(silver class straight boys)
    5.jo sirf chut se pyaar kre..aur sirf chut aur matlab ko matlab deta ho(bronze class straight boys)
    :cool:

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        kaminey tujhe bronze hi milega..magar phir bhi tu dil ka accha kamina hai…tere comment padhkar mujhe pata chlta hai…by the way tujhme koi burai jada nhi hai..bus tu bolta bada dirty hai..u dirty mind!!..lagta hai teri nai nai jawaani shuru hui hai..lagta hai 21 22 ka hoga ..chal mera bhi aashirwaad tere saath humesha rahega..ki tu hot aur sexy bana reh tathastu!! hahahahahahahaha :lol: hansi hi nhi ruk rhi :lol:

  3. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Falsafe Zindgi Ke Hai Pecheeda Itne Ki…
    Chalne Se Pehle Meri Raahe Bikhar Jati Hai..
    Hazaar Zakhmo Ke Baad Ab Ye Aalam Hai…
    Ishq Ke Naam Se Hi Meri Rooh Sihar Jati Hai…

  4. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

    hehehehe ab mere hisab se boy ki category

    1. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe or uska virye 23:59 hours baad nikle (diamond)
    2. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe per use ladki ko samne rakhne ki jarurat pade (platinum)
    3. jiska lund hamesha ucha rahe per viagra ki jarurat pade (gold)
    4. jiska lund sirf 1 ghante hi ucha rahe (silver)
    5. jiska lund dhila ho or bahar vo sabka hero ho (bronze)

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    baba ji ka param bhakt
    devendr
    hehehe

      1. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

        hehehehehe ha ye no.1 wali hi meri sabse favorite category h hehehe
        mai esa hu to nahi per koshish karta rehta hu hehehehehe

        ha vaise kabhi kabhi jab mai 2 minut rukta hu or 4 minut karta hu to pure din mai 8 ghante tak kar leta hu hehehehehe (2:4 —>>12 hours = 4 hours + 8 hours)
        or sabhi ladko ko specialy tujhe bhi yahi sujhav h ki 2:4 k jaise interval mai relax and mutth mara kare hehehehehehe

        is se jindgi mai ULTIMATE Energy and happyness milti h hehehehehehe

    1. Chela Sexy Das (Devendr) says:

      yar vaise to maine 3 ideots nahi dekhi
      per guarantee se keh sakta hu ki usme national geographic ki terha NANGI ladki ki C nahi dikhayi hogi hehehehehehe

  5. Dhiraj* says:

    agar bhagwaan pucche mein duniya se in 4 cheejo me se ek cheej khtm krna chahta hoon to aap kise khtm krwaenenge?????????

    1.bikes
    2.ladkia
    3.internet
    4.murge

    jawaab do…mera jawaab hai bikes aapka kya?? :cool:

  6. Dhiraj* says:

    dosta aaj subah mere vill place mein subh 10 baje baccha hua hai..kucch dino baad use dekhne jana hai kisi wajah se pata nhi chl paya ki mada hai ya narr…yeh bilkul sacchi baat hai…
    raat ko milte hain..abhi pet bhakti krne jaa raha hoon..iss thand mein thodi shkti lene k liye…ghr mein ek french baatli padi hai sochta hoon aaj try kr loon.. :) nhi to kingfisher!!
    bye tc!!..by the cow k bacche ki baat kr raha tha!! ;)

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