Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Beemari Aur Ilaaj

Sab Ko Musibato Ka Hal Batane Wale Apne Baba Ji Ek Din Khud Beemar Pad Gaye, Kya Thi Unki Beemari Aur Kaisa Tha Ilaaj?
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Ek Baar Baba Saxidas Bahut Hi Bimaar Pad Gaye Aur Unko Kaafi Doctors Ko Dhikhaya Par Koi Farak Nahi Pada.

Baba Ji Ke Ek Khaas Chele Ko Yaad Aaya Ki Baba Ji Ke Khas Hakeem Ji Hai, Unko To Abhi Tak Dikhya Hi Nahi Gaya.

Usne Hakeem Ko Bulvaya Aur Baba Saxidas Ki Halat Ke Bare Mein Bataya.

Hakeem Ne Baba Ji Ko Check Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Sex Na Karne Ki Vajah Se Andkosh Mein Virya Jam Gya Hai,

Aur Iska Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai Ki Baba Ji Kam Se Kam Teen-Chaar Din Jam Kar Sex Kare.

Ab Smasya Thi Ki Baba Ji Ko Ye Baat Kon Bataye, Himmat Kar Ke Chela Baba Ji Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Chela: “Baba Aapko Jo Bimaari Hui Hai Wo Bilkul Hi Theek Ho Jayegi

Baba Saxidas: “Kya Dvaai Bataai Hai?

Chela: “Baba Aapko Sirf Teen-Chaar Din Sex Karna Padega

Baba Saxidas: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Main Baal-Brahmchari Hun

Chela: “Lekin Baba Apni Health Ke Liye Ek Dava Ke Tor Par To Kar Hi Sakte Ho

Baba Saxidas: “Nahi Ye Kaam Main Kisi Bhi Surat Mein Nahi Kar Sakta

Chela Wapas Chala Jata Hai Aur Bada Pareshan Ho Jata Hai, Par Achanak Se Hi Usko Ek Idea Aata Hai Aur Wo Bhukh Hadtaal Par Beth Jata Hai.

Baba Ji Ko Ye Bat Pata Chali To Unhone Use Apne Pass Bulvaya.

Baba Saxidas: “Tum Bhukh Hadtaal Kyo Kar Rahe Ho?

Chela: “Baba Ji Aap Apna Ilaaj Nahi Karwa Rahe To Ham Apne Praan Tyaag Denge

Baba Saxidas: “Achha Theek Hai Main Apna Ilaaj Karwa Leta Hoon Par Uske Liye Kuch Sharte Hai

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Aap Apni Sharte Bata De

Baba Saxidas: “Jo Bhi Ladki Mere Sath Sex Ke Liye Lekar Aao Wo Andhi Honi Chahiye Taki Wo Hamein Dekh Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Behri Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Hamari Awaaz Ko Na Sun Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi Aur Behri Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Gungi Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Kisi Bhi Tarah Is Sex Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi, Behri Aur Gungi Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Ek Aur Sabse Jaruri Shart Bhi Hai Hamari

Chela: “Wo Kya Hai Baba Ji?

Baba Saxidas Chele Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole: “Ladki Ek Dam Jhakkas Maal Honi Chahiye

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So Dosto, Aap Log Bhi Time Time Par Sex Karte Raha Karo.. Sehat Ke Liye Achha Hota Hai ;)

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