Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Beemari Aur Ilaaj

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Sab Ko Musibato Ka Hal Batane Wale Apne Baba Ji Ek Din Khud Beemar Pad Gaye, Kya Thi Unki Beemari Aur Kaisa Tha Ilaaj?
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Ek Baar Baba Saxidas Bahut Hi Bimaar Pad Gaye Aur Unko Kaafi Doctors Ko Dhikhaya Par Koi Farak Nahi Pada.

Baba Ji Ke Ek Khaas Chele Ko Yaad Aaya Ki Baba Ji Ke Khas Hakeem Ji Hai, Unko To Abhi Tak Dikhya Hi Nahi Gaya.

Usne Hakeem Ko Bulvaya Aur Baba Saxidas Ki Halat Ke Bare Mein Bataya.

Hakeem Ne Baba Ji Ko Check Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Sex Na Karne Ki Vajah Se Andkosh Mein Virya Jam Gya Hai,

Aur Iska Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai Ki Baba Ji Kam Se Kam Teen-Chaar Din Jam Kar Sex Kare.

Ab Smasya Thi Ki Baba Ji Ko Ye Baat Kon Bataye, Himmat Kar Ke Chela Baba Ji Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Chela: “Baba Aapko Jo Bimaari Hui Hai Wo Bilkul Hi Theek Ho Jayegi

Baba Saxidas: “Kya Dvaai Bataai Hai?

Chela: “Baba Aapko Sirf Teen-Chaar Din Sex Karna Padega

Baba Saxidas: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Main Baal-Brahmchari Hun

Chela: “Lekin Baba Apni Health Ke Liye Ek Dava Ke Tor Par To Kar Hi Sakte Ho

Baba Saxidas: “Nahi Ye Kaam Main Kisi Bhi Surat Mein Nahi Kar Sakta

Chela Wapas Chala Jata Hai Aur Bada Pareshan Ho Jata Hai, Par Achanak Se Hi Usko Ek Idea Aata Hai Aur Wo Bhukh Hadtaal Par Beth Jata Hai.

Baba Ji Ko Ye Bat Pata Chali To Unhone Use Apne Pass Bulvaya.

Baba Saxidas: “Tum Bhukh Hadtaal Kyo Kar Rahe Ho?

Chela: “Baba Ji Aap Apna Ilaaj Nahi Karwa Rahe To Ham Apne Praan Tyaag Denge

Baba Saxidas: “Achha Theek Hai Main Apna Ilaaj Karwa Leta Hoon Par Uske Liye Kuch Sharte Hai

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Aap Apni Sharte Bata De

Baba Saxidas: “Jo Bhi Ladki Mere Sath Sex Ke Liye Lekar Aao Wo Andhi Honi Chahiye Taki Wo Hamein Dekh Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Behri Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Hamari Awaaz Ko Na Sun Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi Aur Behri Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Gungi Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Kisi Bhi Tarah Is Sex Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake

Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi, Behri Aur Gungi Hogi

Baba Saxidas: “Ek Aur Sabse Jaruri Shart Bhi Hai Hamari

Chela: “Wo Kya Hai Baba Ji?

Baba Saxidas Chele Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole: “Ladki Ek Dam Jhakkas Maal Honi Chahiye

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So Dosto, Aap Log Bhi Time Time Par Sex Karte Raha Karo.. Sehat Ke Liye Achha Hota Hai ;)

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31 Comments

  1. vartika says:

    Oye Hoye! kya baat hai.

  2. Sujeet says:

    Kya hai ye?….?….?….?….?

  3. Sujeet says:

    Aagaaj aisa hai to anjaam kaisa hoga march mahine ka….

  4. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehhe maza aa gya….
    Dhiraj apne GF ko itna na samjhao wo bewakoof hai jabtak G na mara le mere se tab tak nhi manega wo….

    1. Anuj says:

      aur haan mai taang nhi khichta direct g marta hu ;)

  5. Jay says:

    Hmmm. . . Baba ji pagla gaye hai. Jab ladki Gungi, Bahri aur Andhi rahegi to wo jhakash kaha se hogi :-D

    1. Anuj says:

      Kyo tere Liye Dhiraj Jhakaas hai ya nhi hmmmmm ???????? :p

  6. naina says:

    joke ok h, and rashii to aap teacher ho, thats great so nanhe munne bacho ko aap marte to nhi, hmmmm :)
    @jay m nt aunty m in just 12 class , ok and vitamin “he” is better than she , so jo paas h usse hi santust rho ji
    @priya ji aap kese ho aur aap kya krti ho…
    and all frnds hows u all?

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe vo 10+2 ke ladko ko padati hai.. nanhe munho ko nahi.. aur roj dher sare fool aur gift leke ati hai ghar

    2. Anuj says:

      Nop wo sirf hamare bacche ko padhati hai ;)
      Hum Do Hamare Do :p

    3. Priya says:

      hi naina m f9 & hw r u?mai study krti hu..post graduation in computer application..ap kya study krte ho?mean which sub.n where r u frm?
      n plz dont say Priya ji..only priya.ok :) :)

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Iss Samay Kaun Sa Chapter Padh Rahi Hain Aap?

      2. Priya says:

        @bad prince ji…nested for in C language..y r u asking?

    4. Lalitmangla says:

      Hi naina kesi ho i m fine

  7. Priya says:

    Maha bakwas joke.,. :x

    1. devendr says:

      priya ji vo mere guru h

      thodi to izzat karo hehehehhe

  8. Dhiraj* says:

    abe bhosdike jay…aaj tune mujhe yaad nhi kiya…????…
    @anuj..hahahahahahah
    @NAINA zee tumne sahi kha jo pass hai usse santust raho…jay ko vitamin he jaanta hai she nhi isliye dande vitamin she hi degi..hahaha!!
    …by the way agar mein ladki hota to..ladko ki lambi line lag jaati..kyunki real life mein ladke mujhe itna ghoorte hain ki mere liye ghar se bahar niklna mushkil ho jaata hai..:)…by the m single peice of the world:)..but ladkia bhi kam nhi:)
    ……bhosdike jay..sirf aaj bhar cmnt karunga uske baad holi k baad..samjha..
    @anuj…keep it up…hahahahahaha!!
    ………..ladko k liy ek salah…..
    ….aajkal nakli medicines ya goliyo ka jaada chalan hai..market mein
    …so asli ki vitamins ki goliya hi dekh kr le….nahi to vitami she or C…aise mirchi lagaegi ki zindagi bhar shii shii shii krna padega…
    ….aur ladkia vitamin (he) par bhi dhyan dein:)
    ….GOOD AFTER NOON EVERY ONE…………..

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Bekaar joke

  10. sonu says:

    tum logo ko bakwas
    joke b ache lgte hain,
    itna lamba joke wo b
    itna ghatiya…chhhiii

  11. naina says:

    ya dhiraj right said….. but aaj kal dande hi ache lagte h logo ko :p
    rashii ap 10+2 ke bacho ko hi padhati ho and which sub?
    priya i m from science stream aaj 1 xam tha english ka, theek ho gya bas m from meerut n u priya

    1. Priya says:

      Jaipur :)

  12. LUCKY says:

    good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Dhiraj* says:

    @naina..:)

  14. meggi says:

    jokes thoda lanwa tha pr chalo
    baba ji k liye taiyar to huye….
    agar unhe kuch ho jata to…
    hiiiii naina hw r u??

  15. Mausam says:

    hahahahaah
    baba sexidas to badaa hi bramhchari niklaa hahah

  16. roket singh says:

    m new here so

    Hello!! all jawan n jawaniyo

  17. jaskaran b. says:

    All these jokes are good and write in sexy language but if not read by girls .

  18. gautam says:

    maza aa gaya

  19. riya says:

    nice one

  20. devendr says:

    aaj kal gungi behri or aandhi ladki se bahut se log shaadi tak nahi karta chahe vo kitni bhi sundar ho

    lakin baba ji (my guru ji) to sex tak kar rahe h hehehehehe

    keep it up baba ji you are great

    aap hi sex or sundarta ko parakh sakte ho

    aapka param bhakt
    devendr

  21. avi says:

    hi all of u

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