Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Kuch Mahan Baatein

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Dosto, Aaj Aapko Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Kuch Mahan Shabad Aur Baatein Batata Hun, Jisko Pad Kar Shayad Kuch Logo Ko Is Zindagi Ke Bare Mein Aur Choot Lode Ke Bare Mein Samajh Aaye.

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Jyadatar Log Choot Nahi Paana Chahte, Sift Chod Ke Chhodna Chahte Hai, Kyunki Choot Ke Saath Bachho Ki Jimmedari Aa Jati Hai, Aur Log Jimmevariyo Se Darte Hai.

Agar Tum Kisi Choot Ko Nahi Chod Sakte To Usko Kisi Aur Ke Chodne Ke Liye Chhod Do.

Lund Jyadatar Lund Hi Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Use Choot Nahi Milti To Sirf Peshab Karne Ke Hi Kaam Aata Hai.

Insaan Ka Bachha Jitna Hum Soch Sakte Hai Us Se Kahin Jyada Kameena Hai, Aur Vo Kitna Kameena Hai Vo Hum Soch Bhi Nahi Sakte.

Paiso Ke Baad Har Aadmi Aur Aurat Ka Matlab Sirf Choot Hai, Chahe Vo Maarna Ho Ya Marwana.

Jis Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Marwane Ke Liye Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta, Isi Tarha Kisi Ko Gand Maarne Ke Liye Bhi Majbur Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta.

Lund Chahe Jitna Bhi Bada Ho Par Hota Ghulam Hi Hai, Choot Ka Ghulam

Mard Sirf Tab Tak Shaktishali Hai Jab Tak Vo Choot Nahi Mar Leta, Marne Ke Baad Balshali Mard Bhi Nirbal Ho Jaata Hai.

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To Dosto Comments Aur Mail Ke Reply Mein Jarur Bataiyega Ki Ye Baatein Kaisi Lagi..

Aur Friends Main Aap Logo Ko Isliye Ye Puchta Hun, Kyunki Is Se Mujhe Aur Acha Likhne Ka Manobal Milta Hai.

Jaisi Har Singer Ya Stage Artist Ko Taliya Uska Manobal Bhadati Hai, Mujhe Aapke Comments And Reply — So Keep Replying

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75 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    @rashi ji aisi baat nhi hai yaad to apki hamesha hi rehti hai…bas frndship day to ek bahana hota hai..

  2. Harsh kumar says:

    bolo Baba sexidas maharaj ki………,

  3. bheem says:

    very very very very very good good good jokes jokes jokes jokes hehehehehe

  4. bheem says:

    very very good jokes 10.00 mai se 10.00 marks hehe

  5. ayesha says:

    very true

  6. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Hehe achha idea ha kisi mard chahe kitna v saktishali kyu na ho agar uske samne ek half cloths girl rakh de aur vo use pelne lagega aur pel kar vo shakti hean ho jaega aur tab uspar hamla bol do jeet hamari hogi

    what an idea sir ji

  7. bheem says:

    lo admin bhai jan mast site se nonveg site par aa gya ab to help kreiga na ek ladki mujhe bhut preishan kar rahe hai kya hai ki yhai kreebn 2 year ki baat hai us ladki se mai bhut love krta tha vo bhi krtee thee lekin pta nahe usse kya ho gya or ussne saree bath apne ghar valo ko bta di vo bhi bada chada kar ki yha mujhe preisan karta hai or usske ghar volo ke or mairei ghar valo ke beech mei jhgda ho gya yha tak ki meirei aas pados vale bhi mujha buri najar se dekhn lage hai par mujha iss baat ka bura laga leken 2shal bad vaha ladke maire jindgee mai vapis aana chahtee hai or yaha bol rahee hai ki peechhle baato ko bhul javo or mujhe maph kar do mai tumharee jindge mai vapis aana chahatee hu bhai maine kisee ka bura nahe chaha o nahe chata hu aap he batavo mai kya kru mai us ladki se badla nahe lena chata hu bas usse pichha chhudana chata hu kuchh eash oupay batao ki lathi bhi na tutai or shap bhi mar jayei or plz mjak mat smjna i am seriyes and all friends help me

    1. Admin says:

      usko mohalle ke bich mein khada karke bol

      haram ki pilli, kutiya maa chuda.. aur bahan ki lodi aaj ke bad mujhe dikh na jayiyo.

      meri to yahi suggestion hai man ya na man – aur manega to is se kathi b nahi tottegi aur 10 15 saamp b mar jayenge

      1. Jay says:

        Bheem ji, Admin bhai ekdam sahi kah rahe hai, Aap waisa hi kijiye . Haa agar aapke dil me us ladki ko dekh kar kuch-kuch hone lagta hai aur Kuchi-Kuchi karne ka man karne lagta hai tab to phir Aap apne dil ki suniye aur jo dil me aaye kar daliye. Baad me jo hoga so hoga. Kyuki es maamle me jo Dil me aa jata hai usko kitana samjhawo nahi samjhta hai.

    2. bheem says:

      thanks admin bhai jan par slusan nonveg mai nhe bhai veg mai btavo na kya hai ki mai kesee ko bhi dukh nhe phuchana chahta hu uske ghar vale bhut achhe hai mai inko dukh nhe phuchana chhahaita hu

      1. Wanted says:

        bheem, ab tu sand ko lal kapde dikha kr aa bell mujhe mar kahega to koi kya kr sakta hai? chal koi baat nhi tu mohlle k bich n shi, akele me to use dose de hi sakta hai. gr wo v nhi kr sakta to aisa kr tu use bol de ki tune uske jane k baad usse v khubsurat ek mst rapchik maal pata li hai or tu uske saath bhut khus hai. simple ;))

        1. Admin says:

          aur agar fir b ye sab na kar paye to hehehe mere ko address de de main khud Ustad Chodumal Khan sahab ke sath uske pas jake usko pakau sher suna suna ke behosh kar dunga aur fir behoshi ka fayda utha ke usko film bana ke khud dekh ke dosto ko dikha ke tere ko bhej dunga hehehehe hahahaha

  8. Jay says:

    Great…….smart thinking.

  9. BABA says:

    MAST BATTEIN HAI LEKIN JARA ANDAZ FEEKA THA.

  10. Jay says:

    Baba Saxidas ji Aapki 2nd baat me ek line aur add honi chahiye thhi ke "Agar Tum Kisi Choot Ko Nahi Chod Sakte To Usko Kisi Aur Ke Chodne Ke Liye Chhod Do, nahi to Name aur kharcha (Money) tumhara hoga aur chut kisi dusarey se chudegi.

    1. Admin says:

      abe baba saxidas tu hai ya main hehehehe…. par koi bat nahi book ke agle version mein mistake thik ho jayegi heheh

      1. Jay says:

        Baba ji hum aapko Bhai aur sex Guru dono mante hai, lekin aap bhi ek baat par goor kijiyega ki Guru ke Chele mandali me se kuch chele aise bhi niklatey hi jo Ghuru se v bahut aage nikal jaate hai aur Guru ka naam roshan karte hai.

        Baba ji aapki baatein mahan hai lekin en baato me Mard aur Lund ki aapne khichayi kar diya hai. Jaise keeeeee aapki kuch baato me mai apni baate add kar raha hun jo kuch es tarah se hoti to maza kuch aur hi hota _________

        >> Kuch log kahtey hai ke Lund Chahe Jitna Bhi Bada aur shakishali Ho Par Hota Ghulam Hi Hai, Choot Ka Ghulam…….Lekin aisa nahi hai kabhi-kabhi eska ulta bhi ho jata hai Bada-Mota aur Tagda lund ka gulam Chut v ho jaati hai.

        >> Lund bahut hi Kameena Hota Hai, Kyunki Jab Use Choot Nahi Milti To wo Gand ke peeche pad jaata hai aur jab gand bhi nahi milti hai to wo Mutth marwa kar hi shant hota hai.

        >> Lund aur Chut Sirf Tab Tak Shaktishali Hai Jab Tak Vo Chodata aur Chudti Nahi hai chodane aur chudwane ke Baad lund aur chut dono hi Nirbal Ho Jaatey Hai.

        Bhai ye maine Kewal apna sujhaav diya hai.

        1. Admin says:

          Bhai tere 1st bat ka jawab hai. lund fir b choot ka hi ghulam rahta hai.. survey kar le.. 90% lud jyada ghulam hai chut ka.. ladkiya fir b control kar leti hai

          2nd – yaha kameena nahi lalchi ya svarthi (selfish) ana chahiye tha, aur hehehe kayi lund ese b hote hai jo gaand marna nahi pasand karte muth mar lete hai.. jaisi ki main hehehehe

          3rd – choot kabhi nirbal nahi hoti.. ladki nirbal hoti hai.. vo marne ko ho jati hai. par agar vo niche leti rahi aur uspar se ek jaye dusra aye vo jaye tesra aaye vo kar sakti hai.. means uko koi farak nahi padta hehehehe

          par fir bhi bahut acha try kiya, keep it up

      2. smart says:

        ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

        ***

        1. Admin says:

          sun be haram ke pille, apni ma chudan idhar na aa mere pas tere jaisi maa bahan ke dalalo ke liye time nahi hai.

          aur jitne bade bade comment mujhe likhne mein tu time waste karta hai apni maa aur bahan ke liye grahak dhund le..

          aur bahan ke lund ab chahe to maa b chuda liyo mere se ya kuch b likh liyo.. tera koi comment ya uska reply nahi milega..

          aur sun apni maa bahan ko aram se chudaya kar customers comlaint karte hai ki ki sali chillati aur nakhre bahut karti hai.

          Tata haram ki aulad

      3. Matrix says:

        hahaha "tata haraam ki aulad" mast dialogue tha waah :D

  11. Jay says:

    Rashii dear aap hi Chahat hai ye baat hume Aaj pata chali hai. Ab to hum Chahat ki Chahat ke liye Rab se duwa karenge.

  12. Pandit says:

    Wah baba ji, bade hi badhiya parvachan sunae h. Mera to Lund chutsagar se paar ho gaya.

  13. deep says:

    great thinking

  14. deepak says:

    Must hai bhai

  15. manish kmr says:

    admin ji bura na maano to ek baat kahta hun upar BABA ki ek baat se mai bhi sahmat hun ki andaaz jara feeka pad gayaa isse jyada achcha ye joke tab lagta jab aap ise modify nahi karte aur jis andaaz me apko mila usi andaaz me daalte kyunki ye baba sexidaas ke mahaan vichaar the aur mahaan vicharo ko kahne ka andaaz sahityik bhaasha me hona chahiye tha jokiapko mila tha .apko bas roman lipi me convert karna tha. tab bahut hi mazaa aa jaata

    1. Admin says:

      is bat ka pata to ab kal chalega jab mere ko mails aayengi ki usnki ismein kya kya problem hui..

      tumne ek comment dekha ki feeka hai baki ki wait karo na.. is duniya mein har kisi ka taste ek jaisa nahi hota… mujhe jo sahi laga mene vo kara ab pasand na pasand to har kisi ki hoti hai

  16. Jay says:

    Dhiraj sweetheart,

    A star has 5 ends,

    A square has 4 ends,

    A triangle has 3 ends,

    A line has 2 ends,

    A life has 1 end,

    But,I hope our friendship will be like a circle,

    Which has no end.

  17. pradeep says:

    wah wah.! kya baat hah maza aa gaya, waise aaj main choot mar ke check kar lunga.,

  18. manish kmr says:

    yakeen na aaye to dekho aur neeche sexidaas maharaj likhna bhi kitna effective ban pada hai aur bhaasha bhi aisi ki padhne me mazaa aa jayega.aap sirf ise devnagri se roman me badal dijiye.aur apse request hai aap ise aise hi ek baar post karein .please admin ji please

    age bhi mai aise hi mahaan vichaar mai bhejta rahunga .dhanyawaad

    एक महान प्रश्न जिसका उत्तर कभी नहीं दिया गया है ,और स्त्रियों पर अपने अस्सी वर्षों के शोध के बावजूद जिसका उत्तर मैं नहीं दे पाया हूँ , " एक औरत कितना मरवाना चाहती है?"

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    ज्यादातर लोग वास्तव में चूत नहीं चाहते,क्योंकि चूत के साथ बच्चो की जिम्मेदारी आ जाती है, और ज्यादातर लोग जिम्मेदारी से डरते हैं.

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    अगर तुम नहीं चोद सकते हो तो छोड़ दो!किसी और को चोदने दो .

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    kaभी-कभी लंड बस एक लंड होता है.(जब उसे चूत नहीं मिलती बस पेशाब करता रहता है )

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    मनुष्य जितना सोचता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा लुच्चा है, और वो इतना लुच्चा है कि वो उसकी कल्पना भी नहीं कर सकता.

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    चूत और काम….काम और चूत , बस यही तो है.

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    हर जीवन का लक्ष्य चूत है.( मारना हो या मरवाना )हर काम का लक्ष्य भी चूत ही है

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    जिस तरह किसी को गांड मरवाने के लिए मजबूर नहीं किया जा सकता , उसी तरह किसी को गांड मारने के लिए मजबूर नहीं किया जा सकता.(समलिंगी के मुद्दे में )

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    मनुष्य तब तक शक्तिशाली है जब तक वह चूत नहीं मार लेता , और जब वह मार लेता है तो निर्बल हो जाता हैं.

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    हाँ, लंड बहुत बड़ा है, लेकिन है तो एक बहुत बड़ी लुल्ली ही .( चूत का गुलाम )

    सेक्सिदास महाराज

    1. Admin says:

      Le bhai teri ichha b puri kar di maine

  19. manish kmr says:

    thanks

  20. pearl(arabian sea) says:

    @hi jay…aajkal tum mujhe yaad nahi karte bhul gaye..its not fair..pearl tumse khush nahi…i love my arabian sea..coz he is my father n mother..

    bye bye friends.

    pearl is waiting 4 u.

  21. Jay says:

    Hey Dhiraj, if u need fun – Mera naam joker..

    U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam…

    U need me – Main hoon naa…

    U need help – Hum saath saath hai…

    U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun……hehehe

  22. pearl(arabian sea) says:

    @jay..tum meri dil ki pukar ko kaise sun lete ..pata hai jab tumne mere liye ek bhi cmnt nahi dala to mujhe bahuj kharab laga..but tumne meri dil ki awaaz suni aur mere liye cmnt kia…isse pata chalta hai ki hum dono k dil kitne jude hue hain…ur pearl..mujhe miss karna ok!..tc…jay mein bhi to circle ki tarah hi gol gol hun hahaha…jay apne is pearl ko kabi bhool mat jana…wada karo..jay tc.

  23. pearl(arabian sea) says:

    @jay..tumhari baatein kitnee sweet lagti hain..aur majak bhi accha kar lete ho…yehi ada pe to main tum pe fida hoon…jay tum jo mujh par jo beshkimiti pyaar lutate ho wo kya koi paisa de sakta hai…aaj kal issi cheej ki to duniya mein kami hai…tum bus aise ada apne pass rakhna…jay mujhe 10000 sikko ki jaroorat hai..hahaha:)…miss u..ur pearl..jay tumhe kucch chahiye???..hahaha!!..jay mujhe ek flying kissi kissi chahiye..kab tak pahunchegi.???…jay tum lagta hai ladko mein sirf ek piece ho..jise iss pearl ko khush karna acchi tarah se aata hai..hahahaha!!..jay jay jay…ab chalte hai phir milenge..apne pearl ko hamesha yaad rakhna..

  24. atil says:

    Dear bheem

    we respect u and your problem but i totally disagree with admin bhai solution

    give her a chance aur ek baar us se baat kar au jab tum saath raho tab dheeere dheere uske kuch sms letters aur snaps collect karlo jis se agli baar agar woh kuch ulta kare to tu usko nipta sak aur agar sab sahi raha to tumhe to ek gf mil hi jayegi

    1. Admin says:

      abe hehehehe tarika mera aur tera same hai bas tera lamba hai aur mera short

      anyway thanks qatil ji

  25. Arhan says:

    Helle baba mene ye site 1st time browse ki h and ye jo jokes uske bad super comedy comments and its reply maza a gaya aj to mere pet me dard ho gaya thank u yar or han kya ab bata sakte ho ki ap work ya job kya karte ho kyoki me hairan hu ki dally koi banda kaise itne sare super thoughts soch sakta h ye to wahi kar sakta h jo sirf din bhar yahi sari batain sochta rehta ho to agar ye bat h to ap paise wagaira kaise kamate ho plz agar time mile to reply me and u are realy world's sek king it is only my thin

    1. Admin says:

      hmm, mera kam yahi hai site ke uper bakchodi karna. aur ye sare thoughts akele mere nahi bade sare users ke bhi hai jo mujhe bhej dete hai aur fir main thoda sa modify karke masala laga ke. aap logo ko send karta hun

      1. Wanted says:

        abe lekin tu khata kya hai, kuch kamata dhamata v hai ya sirf choot n boobs se hi kaam chalata hai hehehe ;))

        or saale, ghr wale ko kya bolta hai ki tu din bhar kya krta hai??

        1. Admin says:

          abe mera business hi yahi hai re

      2. Matrix says:

        hahahaha………….admin iski ek baat mast lagi jo isne kahi. wo ye ki isne kaha "ye sab wahi soch sakta hai jo din bhar yahi saari batein sochta rehta ho" hahaha….. kya ye sach hai. kya baba din bhar yehi sab sochte rehte hai :P hahahaha………..

  26. manish kmr says:

    ye baat mere bhi dimaag me kaundhti rahti hai .arhan ke shabdo me aap isse paise kaise kamate hain aur agar paise nahi kamate to itni energy site pe kaise kharch karte ho sochne ya likhne me.aur agar aap mauz masti ke liye ye sab karte ho to apke paas itna time hota hai kya aap bhi kuch kaam karte honge aur agar kaam kuch nahi karte to kuch karo bhaiya sirf bakchodi se kaam nahi chalta.

    waise aap is jigyasa ko shant kijiye admin bhai

    1. Admin says:

      Hmmm Yaar Tum Logo Ki Jigaysa Shant Karni Padegi.

      Sabse Pahle Mene Ye Site Kyu Banayi ?? .. Isliye Banayi Ki Tum Log Has Sako Aur 2 Minute Ke Liye Tens Free Ho Sako.. Par Aj Ek Kutte Haramjade Ma Ke Lode Ne Apni Ma Chudvate Hue Kaha Ki Meri Soch Gandi Hai Kameeno Wali Hai Isliye Nonveg Hi Banayi. (We Will Discuss This Later)

      Aaj Se Kareeb 3 Saal Pahle Meri G.F Mujhe Chhod Ke Rota Chhod Gayi Thi, Par Bhagwan Ki Daya Se Maine Jaldi Hi Apne Ko Sambhal Lia.

      Aur Socha Meri Tarha Shayad Lakho Log Hai Jo Tens Mein Rahte Hai, Chahe Kisi B Wajah Se Rahte Ho, To Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Log Chahe Ladki Ho Ya Ladka Non Veg Bato Pe Huste Hai Aur Maje Leke Padte Hai.

      Bas Tab Se Mene Is Site Ko Banaya Aur Hasane Lag Gaya Aap Logo Ko.

      ——–

      Aap Logo Ne Pucha Ki Income Kaisi Aati Hai, To Friends Mera Kaam Hi Hai Site Banana, Clients Ki Site Bana Deta Hun 2 Orders B Mil Jaye To Mahina Acha Katt Jata Hai. Na Mile To Bhagwan Kahi Aur Se Kuch Na Kuch Karva Deta Hai. Shayad Aap Logo Ki Duaye Hi Hai Ki Jab Se Ye Site Banayi Hai Income Aa Hi Jati Hai Kahi Na Kahi Se.

      Shayad Aap Logo Ko Yad Hoga Kuch Time Pahle Mene Likha Tha Ki Aap Log Donation De Sakte Ho Ya Nahi, Par Fir Meri Problem Solve Ho Gayi Aur Mene Kisi Ko Donate Ko Nahi Bola. (Purane Users Is Bat Ko Jante Hai).

      Frineds Bas Itna Janta Hun Ki Meri Wajah Se Kisi Ke Muh Pe 2 Minutes Ke Liye Hasi Aa Jaye To Samjho Mujhe Income Aa Gayi.

      Janta Hu Duao Mein Bahut Dum Hota Hai, Aur Aap Jaisi Bhai Logo Ki Duaye Hai Mere Sath, Manta Hun Kuch Haram Ke Pille Bhi Hai Jo Hamesha Bad Dua Dete Honge, Chidte Honge, Koi Bat Nahi..

      Unko Ek Hi Bat Kahna Chahunga.. Mere Se Chidd Hai Ya Jokes Ache Nahi Hai Ya Koi B Problem Hai, Apni Maa Chudvane Yaha Na Aya Karo.. Jaha Ache Milte Hai, Jidhar Maja Aata Hai Udhar Jake Pado.

      Koi B Aur Question Puchna Chaho To Puch Sakte Ho Dosto.

      Bye

      1. Matrix says:

        abe hehehe…. bye to aisa likha ki khud hi ki site chor ke jaa rha ho. hahaha……

        yahaan jiska comment padho usme kuch na kuch hasi ki baat rehti hi hai.hahaha…..

      2. Wanted says:

        hehehehe admin bro, mujhe yaad hai, us donation k karan kitne hi ladke ne apni gf ko chay, kofee pilani bnd kr di thi.. hehe

        mujhe lgta hai gfs ki badduaa k karan hi sare behan k lode tere pass apni maa chudane aate hai, hehe

        aisa kr site me ek pandit aaya hai use bulakr choot-boob shanti yag kra

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe esa hi karna padega

      3. your-friend says:

        hhi admin mai apni frst reply de raha hu soory yyar agar koi galti ho jaye
        i m ankur frm u p
        yaar tumhri e sight to bahut badhiya hai maja aa gawa
        agar mera commet padhna to reply jaroor karna samajh lo ki hum wait karit hai theek hai
        achcha chalit hai bhaiya ram ram

        1. Admin says:

          Ankut Ji, Dhayanwayd aapko tahe dil se ki meri ye koshish aapke kam aayi :) bhagwan se dua kijiye se hi aap logo ko hasata rahu

  27. anshul says:

    babaji ye manish kon hai. apna wala hai kya.

  28. anshul says:

    babaji ye true tha .babaji saxi das ki jay. hehehe babaji kaise ho. marwa rahe ho ya nahi. hehehe

  29. anshul says:

    babaji kon bhan ka loda tha maadarchod jisne aap ko dukhaya. uski gaand maarlunga. hehehe condam laga ke. hehehe babaji mai janta hu ki aap ke deemag mai kya tha. or aap wakai mai hasi dete rahte ho. use jane do maa chudane apni aap to bas jokes daliye or hame hasaiye. heheehe

  30. Hps says:

    Good joke

  31. jack says:

    kya bakwaas hai………………………

  32. Arhan says:

    Kya baba mere comments ka reply to apne kiya nai

    1. Admin says:

      gali dega comment mein to kahe ko karunga…. bhadiya comment de

      1. Arhan says:

        Nai yar mene apko gali thodi di .. agar apko mera gali dena pasand nai to plz batan me fir gali nai dunga ok or han yar koi pappu harami ka koi harami joke dalo na

  33. j.gurjar says:

    very gd admin bro. u r doing fantastic work.i salute u

  34. Mausam says:

    hahaha yaar aaj to bahut gyaan ki baatein jaan ne ko mileen,jeevan dhanyaa ho gayaa,

    ab baba saxi daas ko ek book bhi publish kara deni chahiye "Baba Sexy Das ka Gyaan bhandaar"

    Tahlkaa mach jaaye gaa duniyaa me.hahahaha

  35. sachin says:

    yaar me to naya hu lekin aap sabko masti kartey huwe dekhta hu to lagta h …ye bande kitne khushkismat h well….admin i wish ki mahine me tujhe itni websites ke order mile ki tu malamal ho jae par ha uske baad hum logo ko bhulna nahi (this is the condition ) ok

    plzzz reply if u can

    1. Admin says:

      Sachin ji… yaad rakhna ek aadmi dusre se tab tak juda hai jab tak vo ameer nahi hai…. Paisa aate hi sub kuch bhul jata hai aadmi..

      I wanna live happy life, thanks aapne dil se dua ki aur bhagwan sunega bhi, ek dua aur karo vo ye ki paisa aane ke bad dimag kharab na ho.

      Sala paisa bhai bhai ko alag karva deta hai,

  36. sachin says:

    ye to h bhai…lekin ye duwa bhagwan se hume nahi hame aapse karni h ki paisa ane ke baad bhulna nahi yaar…..

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai jaan dua nahi haq se bolo. Bhai bhi bol dete ho aur esi batein bhi karte ho

  37. sachin says:

    ok ok choli yaal …mafi ,accha mjhe aap logo se online chat karna h koi tarika h kya??

  38. sachin says:

    or pata h me aapke jokes fb par bhi dalta hu waha to khub pasand kiye jatey h ….or sorry me bina batae esa karta hu copy n paste hehehehe………..

  39. Bhavishya says:

    Hi admin im new on ur site

    1. Admin says:

      Welcome Future ji

  40. chandu says:

    ok
    bahut achha likte h
    aap

  41. Viru says:

    Good n nice…
    I n friend like it. Yaar Ek collage ke ladke ne mujhe dhamki di h…., mujhe pta h wo kuchh nahi kar sakta par me use sabak sikhana chahta hu kya karu…plz give me best advice

    1. Admin says:

      uski bahan ko set kar le

      1. Viru says:

        Thanks 4 advice, Admin but yar its not possible, bkz sale ki bahan hi nahi h………, collage me insult ka tarika bta koi….

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe fir kisi ladki ko pahle uski bahan banva aur fir sare college ka eaage usko set kar aur uski beizti kar de

  42. shailu says:

    baba je ak sawal hai aap
    ke aghar 3 bacho ka baap
    sexey movi dhek sakta hai to
    ham kumaray log kyu nhi dhek saktay
    replay please …………………….?

    1. Admin says:

      dekho bhai mana kisne kiya hai ?

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