Baba Saxidas Ka Virginity Test Karne Ka Tarika

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Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Khas Bhakt Thha Rahul.

Uski Kuch Dino Baad Shadi Thhi To Vo Baba Ke Pass Card Dene Pahunch Gaya

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Rahul: “Baba Pranam, Agle Mahiney Meri Shadi Hai, Aapke Liye Card Laya Hun

Baba Saxidas: “Jeeta Rah Bachha, Hum Jarur Aayenge

Rahul: “Baba Ji, Aapse Ek Sawal Puchna Thha?

Baba: “Pucho Bachha

Rahul: “Main Kese Pata Karu Ki Meri Biwi Virgin Hai Ya Nahi?

Baba: “Bahut Hi Simple Hai Bachha, Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint Karke Ja

Rahul Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga?

Baba: “Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya — Oh My God, Colourfull Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki….

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Viginity Test Krne Ke Liye Suhagrat Ko 1 Goti Pe Red, Dusri Pe Blue Paint Karo. Agr Bv Bole Oh My God Colorful Gotiya To Kabi Nhi Deki To Samj Jana Ke..

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55 Comments

  1. Wanted says:

    hohoho.. baba.. shadi k phle talak karane pr q tule ho.. waise idea bhut hi achcha hai,,,

  2. Lofar says:

    Hahahaha baba tussi grt ho taufu kabool kari

    @Anjali Sheela Divya Preet Rukhsana Rosy nd al new girls Happy Valentine's Day

    @Panchhi kaisi ho dear i ll wait for ur +ve response

    1. panchhi says:

      @lofar jan mene ans diya hai dekho pichhle joke mein…

      @kapil jan mere man jo tha vo maine keh diya ab or kuchh ni hai aur yaar gana to achha hai thanxxx….aur ye to me hi decide krungi muje shadi kuch chek krna hai ki nahi…

      @mahiya isme sikhane wali koi bat ni hai jese tum apne frnds ke sath chat krte ho vaise hi yaha bate kro 1-2 din se jyada ni lagenge tume yaha gulnemilne mein.@lofar jan mene ans diya hai dekho pichhle joke mein…

      @kapil jan mere man jo tha vo maine keh diya ab or kuchh ni hai aur yaar gana to achha hai thanxxx….aur ye to me hi decide krungi muje shadi kuch chek krna hai ki nahi…well happy valentin'sday jan

      @mahiya isme sikhane wali koi bat ni hai jese tum apne frnds ke sath chat krte ho

      @rahul jan kyu me tume wish ni krungi happy valentineday my frnd…aur ye bat tune galat kahi hai ki ladkiya ladko se kam akkal wali hoti haii

      aur tume jo kehna hai wo tum sidha keh sakte ho muje yu gumafirake golgol bate ni karo..

      rashii happy valentinday nd best of luck 4 xams…

      @sheela i love u 2 bebe…

      @raavan januu happy valentineday dear…

      @

    2. Panchhi says:

      @Lofar jan lov u 2 n miss u sooooooo muuch ….

  3. victor says:

    hehehehe ………..!

    nice joke

  4. victor says:

    today i m the first to response

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    waah kya gyaan diya hai hai baba ne RAHUL to dhanya ho gaya……….

    @PANCHI meri jaan…muje pata tha ki tu yaha sabke samne mana zarur karegi bt tere dil ki baat me janta hu meri jaan………..tumare liye ek gana…"me agar samne aa b jaya karu lazmi hai ki tum mujse parda karo"

    wese PANCHI tum b shadi ke din gotiya zarur check karna…………….

  6. sunil says:

    hii

    m frst 2day….. happy valentne day… 2 my dear divya….

    1. divya says:

      o thanx sunil

  7. Panchhi says:

    Oh!!hahahah …

  8. Gaurav says:

    Hpy valantine day 2 all my frndz.

    Miss u Rosy

  9. Rukhsana says:

    Aur agar Pappu ki Biwi ne Blue Film me Gotiyan dekhi hongi lekin real me kabhi sex nahi kiya ho to?

    1. kapil the cute boy says:

      Rukhsana yaar good question….wese agar hamare desh ki ladkiya agar tumari tarah samajhdar ho jaye to kya baat hai…………wese yaar agar wali kya baat hai aajkal kis ne blue film nhi dekhi …zarur dekhi hogi usne

  10. panchhi says:

    raj happy valentineday daer…

    shallu,aarush,shruti,dev,ratan,anuj,divya,,anjali,preet nd nikhil sbko happy valentine dayyy…….

  11. RANA says:

    THOUGHT OF THE DAY —————— Celebrate valentine day carefuly………. REMEMBER childrens day is exactly 9 months away………….. HAPPY VALENTINE DAY..????

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RAVAN yaar par wo thi bahut khoobsurat…teri baat sahi hai ab wo adhed unar ki ho gayi hogi…….par muje to uska wahi figure yaad hai na

    @RASHI ji valentine day mubarak

  13. divya says:

    joke to mast hai yaar par kahi colour se infection ho gaya to?

    1. SameerG says:

      Yar infection to kutte k kaatne se hota hai…

    2. Cobra says:

      Chinta mat karo baba idiyal hai lulu safe hai.

  14. Rashii says:

    hehehehe nice joke rahul ji ap card baant rahe ho apki shadi hone wali hai aapne btaya he nhi hehehehe

    thnx kapil ji apko b happy valentine day

    Wanted ji where r u?

    Raj bindas hum apko nhi bhule ap he humhe bhul gaye thae

    raavan ji aapne ans nhi diya

    dhiraj ji , dev ji n meri behno panchi ji,divya ji,sheela ji,anjali ji ap sb ko Happy Valentine Day

    arush ji apko apki manpasnd kanya avshay milegi Tathasthu hehehe

    punit ji kya planning ki hai valentine day ki

    Mere sweet frnds Mausam ji, Ratan ji, Wanted ji, raavan ji, jay ji, anshul ji, rajesh ji,Nikhil ji,shanshak ji, mahiya ji,anuj ji, piyush ji all frnds ko Happy Valentine Day

  15. Rashii says:

    Hi admin ji(sameer ji)

    Aapki muskaan hamari kamzori hain, keh na pana hamari majburi hain, aap kyo nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko, kyu khamoshi ko zubaan dena jaruri hain?

  16. kamlesh says:

    babaji
    jabardast dimag paya hai aapne,

  17. Rahul(chdml) says:

    @babag ki jay aj unke wajaha se mene untouched mal i mean bivi paya hu,unko me prnam karta hu,par me unse naraj b hu kuki wo mri shadi me nai aye kai wo apni dono golio me clr lga ke apni bivi ki vergnity tho check tho karne nai chale gaye the hehehe,wese babag mra ek dost hai uska nam shruti hai usko b apne pati ki vergnity chek karni hai tho wo kha colour lga k jaye hahaha
    @panchi jan mene kb kha ki ladhkio me kam akal hoti hai ye tho tmne kha tha apne prvs cmnt dkh lo pta chal jaye ga hehehe
    @rashi dear hehehe ye b koi khane ki bat hai jiski shadi hoti hai use koi card dta hai kya hehe(jst jokng yar dnt mne)

    1. Admin says:

      Rahul bachha mafi chahta hun. Teri shadi pe isliye nahi aa saka kyunki teri biwi mere pass apni virginity bang karwane aayi thhi. Or hehehe vi bang karne ke bad mujhe ninni aagayi thhi. Aur vo b piche se chali gayi thhi. Or hehe vo virgin nahithhi mene hi usko bataya thha ki agar tujhe colorful gotoya dikhe to kuch na boliyo hehehehe

      1. Rahul(chdml) says:

        hehehehe admin bhai tmne pehachana nai wo mri bibi nai thi wo tho hamare bmw chdu lofar ki bibi thi jo mene bheji thi baba ki seva k lye kuki me baba se bhut khus tha ki unk wajha se muje virgin bibi mili,me esa islye kha rha hu jb mene apna 8.5 ka papu dalne gaya tho mera ek inch jana b muskil hogaya tha agar tm kuch kiye hote tho mra aram se chala jat kuki tmhara kum 7 inch ka papu tho hoga hi,samaj me aya bhai agar kaho ge tho me baba k charno me bmw ki bivi ko fir bhej dunga fir chek karlna goli clr karke ki wo kya hai hahahahaha

  18. nagesh says:

    Ha ha ha
    very good Sexy baba
    u r bond genious

  19. victor says:

    hey rashmii
    happy valentine day

  20. FlexiDas says:

    Bilkul Maza nhi aya

  21. arush says:

    good joke hehe…sameer teraa jawab naii …..

  22. Nikhil says:

    Hahaa hehehee.gud idea..Thnx.! Baba ji, I will try this..rahul bhai tera kya khayal h…bygod agar apne "rani" ne ye puch liya to apne p kya beetge..yar! Soch k he dar lgta h.. Hey rachi, sheela,panchi,shruti,rosy how r u all yar!.. Are! tum he btao yar agar hamari "rani" ne agar hamari goti k colour k bare m pucha, to hme kaise react krna chiye?? Plzz give ur ideas yar..n hows ur valentine day..something special kya.??agar kise ka special rha to vo 9 months bad childrn bnane ke tyari suru kray..heheheheee.hey sheela gudluck 4m my side 4 ur performnce in functn.sb ko apne jwani aache se dkhana..heheheee N happy valentine day to all my naughty frnds of this site..n admin bhai happy valintine day specially to u!! kaisa rha rachi k sath date ka progrn maza aya kya..?hehehehee

  23. arush says:

    hii…fndss 1st Happy valentine 2 allz on this site…..i wish u all found a caring valentine partner……..good night

  24. raavan says:

    hy admin ,kapil ,lofar ,rahul ,rana maosam ,dhiraj ,anil, arush, aatankwadi,sameer,honey ,matrix ,punit ,wanted ,daband, rashi, sheela darling ,rukhsana begam ,divya and my dear panchhijaan happy valentine day……………..
    ————————————————————————————-
    rashi dear happy valentine day,yaar maine ans.to pahle hi de diya tha main ek sweet si bhatiji ka chachu bna hun or sweety naam uska naam rakha hai
    ———————————————————————————
    yaar rahul tune mere sabhi sapno par paani fer diya main sheela se valentine day par ek red rose dekar apne pyar ka ijhaar karta par tune valentine day se do din pahle hi use meri bhabhi bna diya

  25. raavan says:

    oye panchhi jaan happy valentine day, yaar btao aaj ka din kaise beeta,yaar ye golu bhi kitna achchha hai mujhe khushi hui ki golu mujhse pyar karta hai or mujhse milna chahta hai girls ko to sabhi i love bolte hai par golu ne to valentine day par kuchh khaas kiya hai vaise aap ye word bolti to khushi kai guna badh jati

  26. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Rashi g, sirf aapne mujhe yaad rakha, tq.
    @panchi, same 2 u
    @rahul, u r rly so sweet, gay he he he, aur me tujhse panga nahi le raha hu yaar, bus thode din wait karlo

  27. Lofar says:

    Hey everyone today is my second best day of my life, the first best day was whn i got the job and today is the second best day whn i got my love. PANCHHI i love you so much.
    ,;*"*;,;*"*;,
    *; i luv u ,;*
    "*;,;*"

    @Rana bhai kaise ho bahut din baad aaye.
    @Atankwadi kaha ho bhai
    @Rahul chodumal(BLW) achcha teri gotiya hain kya maine to socha wo b tere bilupt k tarah hi bilupt ho gayi hongi hahahaha
    @Ravan mitra kaise ho yar.
    @Admin Kapil Raj bnds Dhiraj Jay Dev Ratan Anjali Sheela Preet Divya Rukhsana Matrix nd al frnds kaise ho sab dost log

  28. Cobra says:

    All grl hpy velntin day.
    Baba ki bat yad rakhana.
    Nice
    very very nice.

  29. Anish says:

    Admin bhai kaise h ap

  30. Pankaj says:

    Santa ki biwi ko Banta chod raha tha.

    Santa aaya aur Banta ko marne laga.

    Biwi boli-maar sale ko, khud ki biwi ko chodta nahi aur muze chodne aaya.

    Ye sunkar Banta ko gussa aaya,

    Banta ne Santa ko marna suru kar diya.

    Ye dekhkar biwi boli-

    Aur maar benchod ko, khud ko chodna aata nahi hai aur kisi ko chodne b nahi deta hai.

    1. panchhi says:

      pankaj ji bade dulabh ho gaye hai apke darshan to

      basi valentineday yaar

      apko

      @nisha ji welcome

    2. Dr.kumar says:

      @pankaj

      Hame to lagta hai ki ye santa ki jagh tum hi the

      Ha ha ha ha he he he …………….

      Ha ha ha ha he he he …………….

  31. kapil the cute boy says:

    lagta hai baba ji abhi tak valentine day hi mana rhe hain

  32. Nisha sihag says:

    Hi frnds am new hare…….kash m santa ki bv hoti

    1. DEV says:

      I M ALSO NEW JI TO AAB HUM DOST OK

    2. Balaatkari baba says:

      Nisha mere ashirwad se tujhe santa jaisa he pati milega.

  33. anshuman says:

    or m banta hahaha

    1. Mausam says:

      Anshuman Bhai lagta hai tumko pitne ka bahut shauk he hahahahahaaaaa

  34. savita says:

    nice sense maja a gaya

    1. Basheer star says:

      wah..swita..yaar tu ladki ha ya ladka………….?

  35. pooja sinha says:

    boht acha joke tha…

  36. Anindya says:

    baba ki own experience.baba ki biwi bhi hairan ho gayi thi.

    1. Admin says:

      Anindya Ji, Hana baba ki biwi hairan ho gayi thhi par ue us din ki baa thai jab tumne apni biwi baba ko Bhent ki thhi

  37. Balaatkari baba says:

    Nisha mere ashirwad se tujhe santa jaisa hubby milega.

  38. Balaatkari baba says:

    Hi every body

  39. kritika says:

    hehe

  40. roz marlo says:

    bhai wah

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