Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Agar Aap Logo Ka Jyada Mutth Marne Ki Wajah Se

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Lund Tedha Ho Gaya Hai To Gabhrane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai

Aap Logo Ne Choot Hi To Maarni Hai, Konsa Snooker (Billiard) Khelna Hai

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The Joke "Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message" posted on 19 May 2014 under Hindi Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with and viewed 75,098 times.

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Baba Ji Ka Message: Agr Ap Logo Ka Jyda Muth Marne K Wajh Se Lnd Teda Ho Gya Hai To Gbrao Mat Apne Ch.T Hi To Marni Hai, Konsa Billiard Khelna Hai

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  1. Cobra says:

    – pyare mohan kahan ho yaar dikh nahi rahe, koi spelling miss nahi kar raha kya?

    – panchhi ko kisi ne padak to nahi liya?

    – ravaan IPL ke problem me to nahi fus gaya?

    – raj kya hua tum to bilkul raj hi ho gaye ho?

    – Sheela aajkal exam ki jawani ka asar ho raha hai kya?

    – ph.luc history ki taiyari to nahi kar rahe na?

    – snakey ko kisi mor(pecock) ne to nahi pakad liya?

    hello all frnds, samay nikalo yaar

    baki sub to dikhate hai.

    mere sabhi dost BABA gless U.

    1. Panchhi says:

      COBRA ji muje kisi ne ni pakda h ap btaiye kese hai aur kesi h apki cobri ji..? Oye VIRU kya gayb thai gyo 6e tu? Site par nai avto !! SHALLU tumhe koi BHALLU kha gya kya !!

      1. shallu says:

        panchhi bebo exam ki prep. mai laga hu pichle 3-4 jyada busy tha par tum to hamesa mujh par najar rakh rahi thi kyunki jaha jaha mai gya mene tumhare chele(bahut se panchhi) mujh par najar rakhte dekhe hehehe lol

  2. pyare moham says:

    Admin ji namaste aap kaise hai?

    aapne pichhle comment me kaha ki aapko girls ne dhokha diya.

    isliye ek choti si request kar raha hun.

    app apni real love story ka koi majedar kissa sunao jis se aane wali pidi ko lesson mil sake.

    dhanyawad>

          1. Admin says:

            kon bola be uski shadi ho gayi hai..

            vo to janwaro ke school mein padati hai isliye bola usko madam ji

          2. Panchhi says:

            Arre matrix tume ni pta kya me pehle w2h me sbko padati thi aur sameer to mera sbse intelligent student tha..

          3. Matrix says:

            are panchi ji apna sameer bachpan se hi bara smart hai. Par aap to jaanwaron ko parati thi , sameer to insaan hai :P

        1. Admin says:

          Nop ajuba meri age 25 hai yaar. Actually jab mein 8th mein thha tab story start hui thhi. Aur 3 yrs tak to net pe hi chali. Aaj hum yahoo nahi use karte par uski meharbani ki vajah se vo mujhe milli aur ye sab hua.

          1. Admin says:

            Bhai. Par ye sach hai haqeekat hai. Aap logo juth bol ke kya karna yaar. Par kabhi miloge to dekh lena ki abui to hum jawan hai

          2. Matrix says:

            Are ajuba bhai apna sameer abhi chota hai yaar. Abhi to ye he…he…he… doodh peeta bacha hai. Kal ye mujhse lolypop ke liye jidd kar raha tha :P

    1. AJUBA says:

      Admin bro aapki jankari ke liye bata du metrix to gey he na? Vo to ladko ke pi6e laga raheta he to aapne kis ladke ka dudhu pi liya yar ?

      Metrix tune to kasam kha li thi beh mere ko coment ni marega ab to pakka yakin hi nahi confarm ho gaya tu ? ? ? He ha ha ha dont mind

      1. Matrix says:

        Tu dost hai mera tujh pe jan waarDunga
        magar zyada uchlay ga to TERI g***d mar Donga,
        tu dikhta hai acha
        tu likhta hai acha
        tu parhta hai acha
        tu larta hai
        acha
        tujh se jo panga le ga us ki phar Dunga,
        magar zayda uchlay ga to teri g***d mar Dunga
        tu mang le jan
        tu mang le aan
        larki ka number ho
        ya randi ki g***d,
        tere lye sab tere dar pe utarDunga
        magar zyada uchlay ga to teri g***d maar dunga…:-)

  3. Raj bindaas says:

    Hehehe gud joke, cobra,matrix,jay,panchi,rashi,rosy me kisi ko nhi bhula yaar me har ghante tumhare cmt read karta hu bs itna mere liye kafi h..

    @admin bhai sunana apni luv story pls… m really excited yaar

        1. savita says:

          oh matrixji tabhi mai … ab samjhi ki roz-roz Kauwa Biryani kha-kha kar aap aise ho gaye hain na haal-chaal na dua-salam direct joke bomb, now get ready for reply.

    1. Matrix says:

      Raj yaar mien thik hoon . Bas aaplogo ki dua se aapke karmo ka fal mien bhugat raha hoon :P ha….ha……ha…..
      just joking yaar, wise admin ne sahi poocha tu tha kahaan yaar itne dino se?

    2. shallu says:

      oye bindaas bhai mera naam kaha gya bhul gya koi baat nahi or suna bhai kaha thae itne din.

      rashiiji ji kha chale gaye exam chal rahe hai kya najar nahi aate

      Kamine arush kaha tha itne din abe fb par to dikh jaya kar

  4. savita says:

    Hi My all friends
    Jise dekh nai skte uski awaj me khush raho,
    Jise paa nai skte uski yad me khush raho,
    Beeta hua kal ja chuka h uski meethi yad me khush raho,
    Aane wale kal ka pata nai to sapno me hi khush raho

    tc

  5. Matrix says:

    Ek baar savita aunty kahin jaa rahi thi (chalte-chalte) tabhi saamne se ek bahut hi handsome ladka aa raha tha. Savita ji khus ho gayi aur bhaag ke uske paas gayi, aur boli :

    Savita: Mujhse dosti karoge?

    Ladka: (fir ladke ne reply mien wahi "mujse dosti karoge" waala joke bol diya ). ha..ha..ha…

    Just joking yaar !

          1. Matrix says:

            savita ji last ka ending to miene bataya hi nahi:
            Wo ye ki jaise hi ladke ne joke bola aap khusi se uchal pari fir niche gir gayi , fir uthi aur apna phone no. de kar us ladke ko chali gayi :P

      1. shallu says:

        babaji,admin,sameer,bhaiiii namaskar arae bhai koi browser bata do 5233 ke liye jisse w2h par access kar saku pehle opera 10 use karta tha jo ki tumne block kar rakha hai.

  6. Jay says:

    Baba SExidash ki jai hooooooooo Aapne humare Lund ka sir Garav se Uncha kar diya…..
    Aapki jai ho………jai hoooo……Jai hooooooooo

    @ Hey Dosto Sabse Pyara Lund Humara…….

    Sabse pavitra chez agar h to wo h lund, Kyuki lund bahut vinamra hai aur hamesha jhuka rehta hai…..

    Lund dayalu h, har ladki ki goad bharne me sahayak hota hai.

    Lund asli guru h, wo hamesha apne do shishyo (latura or gatua) ka sath nahi chhodta.

    Lund me saadgi h, jab sara sansar a.c me sota h, wo ek choti si gufa me raat guzarta hai.
    Lund adarniya h, kyuki wo har nari ko dekh kar khada ho jata hai.

    Lund devta h, chahe kitna modo marodo usme se amrit hi nikalta h, jisse ye sari sristi chalti hai….
    jai ho lund maharaj ki aapki jai ho…….

      1. Jay says:

        @ Bannara ki jai ho….jai ho…..jai ho……
        Chal ab khus hai na teri bhi jai ho gayi…….heheehe
        Banjara yaar KOBRA ko pakad k rakh ye raat ko PANCHHI ki talash me gumata rahata hai…….

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