Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

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Baba Saxidas Ka Young Generation Ko Ek Message

Agar Aap Logo Ka Jyada Mutth Marne Ki Wajah Se

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Lund Tedha Ho Gaya Hai To Gabhrane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai

Aap Logo Ne Choot Hi To Maarni Hai, Konsa Snooker (Billiard) Khelna Hai

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Baba Ji Ka Message: Agr Ap Logo Ka Jyda Muth Marne K Wajh Se Lnd Teda Ho Gya Hai To Gbrao Mat Apne Ch.T Hi To Marni Hai, Konsa Billiard Khelna Hai

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71 Comments

  1. Panchhi says:

    Hehehehe

    1. Matrix says:

      ha…ha…ha…

    2. Heartbeat says:

      Hu hu hu

  2. Cobra says:

    gud one…

    baba u r grt

    bahut bada bhojh dil se halka ho gaya hai.

    1. Matrix says:

      Abe he..he..he… tera tedha hai kya :P

      Tab to tu kukure ka add de sakta hai »»Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai ««

  3. Banjara says:

    ha ha ha ha ha

  4. savita says:

    kya yaar ye Baba to galat kaam ko aur badava de rahe hain

    shame shame shame….

    1. Banjara says:

      Dear $avî baba hi galat kamo ko badhava dete h

    2. dheeru says:

      pr
      Vo to hme sahi rasta dikha rhe h. Me to unka fan ho gya.Bol baba sexidas ki jai.

    3. Kumar says:

      Savita

      What's wrong in tat ?

      Choot main to sidha he jayega ……

      Don't worry

    4. Rohan says:

      Kyo kya ye sach k muth marne se lund teda hota hai

  5. Cobra says:

    – pyare mohan kahan ho yaar dikh nahi rahe, koi spelling miss nahi kar raha kya?

    – panchhi ko kisi ne padak to nahi liya?

    – ravaan IPL ke problem me to nahi fus gaya?

    – raj kya hua tum to bilkul raj hi ho gaye ho?

    – Sheela aajkal exam ki jawani ka asar ho raha hai kya?

    – ph.luc history ki taiyari to nahi kar rahe na?

    – snakey ko kisi mor(pecock) ne to nahi pakad liya?

    hello all frnds, samay nikalo yaar

    baki sub to dikhate hai.

    mere sabhi dost BABA gless U.

    1. Panchhi says:

      COBRA ji muje kisi ne ni pakda h ap btaiye kese hai aur kesi h apki cobri ji..? Oye VIRU kya gayb thai gyo 6e tu? Site par nai avto !! SHALLU tumhe koi BHALLU kha gya kya !!

      1. Matrix says:

        he..he… panchi yaar shallu ko bhallu ne hi pakra hai aur aaj unlogo ki shaadi hai :P

      2. shallu says:

        panchhi bebo exam ki prep. mai laga hu pichle 3-4 jyada busy tha par tum to hamesa mujh par najar rakh rahi thi kyunki jaha jaha mai gya mene tumhare chele(bahut se panchhi) mujh par najar rakhte dekhe hehehe lol

  6. Banjara says:

    Aisi kya cheez h jise ladki khati bhi h aur pahenti bhi h aur ladka sirf khata h paheta nhi h

    1. Matrix says:

      Sharm(shy)

      ladki sharam karti bhi hai aur pehenti bhi hai.

      Aur agar ye answer nahi hai to jalul jalul bra answer hoga :P

      1. Banjara says:

        Bhai Admin ya Savita se malum kr le

  7. pyare moham says:

    Admin ji namaste aap kaise hai?

    aapne pichhle comment me kaha ki aapko girls ne dhokha diya.

    isliye ek choti si request kar raha hun.

    app apni real love story ka koi majedar kissa sunao jis se aane wali pidi ko lesson mil sake.

    dhanyawad>

    1. Admin says:

      Pyare mohan hehe kahani lambi hai around 8 yrs chali to ek dum se nahi bata sakta.. par chinta na kar jaldi hi bataunga ek din… tasaali se likh lene de

      1. Panchhi says:

        Haye reee 8 saal tk koi love story chal skti h kya !! Vo v ek h ladke or ladki se !!

        1. Admin says:

          Madam ji dil sachha ho to chal sakti hai. Jab hum 3 yaar bethenge na tan tumhe story sunaunga. Tab tak wait hehehe

          1. Matrix says:

            Oye Madam ji, matlab panchii ki shaadi ho gayi hai :P

            Par tu to nabalik thi na :P

          2. Admin says:

            kon bola be uski shadi ho gayi hai..

            vo to janwaro ke school mein padati hai isliye bola usko madam ji

          3. Panchhi says:

            Arre matrix tume ni pta kya me pehle w2h me sbko padati thi aur sameer to mera sbse intelligent student tha..

          4. Matrix says:

            are panchi ji apna sameer bachpan se hi bara smart hai. Par aap to jaanwaron ko parati thi , sameer to insaan hai :P

        2. Banjara says:

          Mera chala h 8saal tk

      2. AJUBA says:

        Baba ki jay mast jok tha bhai
        admin bro love story 8 year hmmm uske bad break up time hope aapki umar 31 se 35 years ke karib hogi ?

        1. Admin says:

          Nop ajuba meri age 25 hai yaar. Actually jab mein 8th mein thha tab story start hui thhi. Aur 3 yrs tak to net pe hi chali. Aaj hum yahoo nahi use karte par uski meharbani ki vajah se vo mujhe milli aur ye sab hua.

          1. AJUBA says:

            Aaila 25 only? Admin bro aapke hajar javabi or de ghuma ke coment se nahi lagta admin bro

          2. Admin says:

            Bhai. Par ye sach hai haqeekat hai. Aap logo juth bol ke kya karna yaar. Par kabhi miloge to dekh lena ki abui to hum jawan hai

          3. Matrix says:

            Are ajuba bhai apna sameer abhi chota hai yaar. Abhi to ye he…he…he… doodh peeta bacha hai. Kal ye mujhse lolypop ke liye jidd kar raha tha :P

          4. Admin says:

            Haan aur dudhu Matrix ki girlfriend ka peeta hun.. bada swad hai meetha meetha

  8. Panchhi says:

    Psyco me v bilkul thik hu aur yar tune padhai chod di par psycology to mast subject hai yar muje bahot maza ata hai….kaha tk kiya m.a k msc tk?

    1. AJUBA says:

      Admin bro aapki jankari ke liye bata du metrix to gey he na? Vo to ladko ke pi6e laga raheta he to aapne kis ladke ka dudhu pi liya yar ?

      Metrix tune to kasam kha li thi beh mere ko coment ni marega ab to pakka yakin hi nahi confarm ho gaya tu ? ? ? He ha ha ha dont mind

      1. Matrix says:

        Tu dost hai mera tujh pe jan waarDunga
        magar zyada uchlay ga to TERI g***d mar Donga,
        tu dikhta hai acha
        tu likhta hai acha
        tu parhta hai acha
        tu larta hai
        acha
        tujh se jo panga le ga us ki phar Dunga,
        magar zayda uchlay ga to teri g***d mar Dunga
        tu mang le jan
        tu mang le aan
        larki ka number ho
        ya randi ki g***d,
        tere lye sab tere dar pe utarDunga
        magar zyada uchlay ga to teri g***d maar dunga…:-)

  9. mohit says:

    baba sexidas ki jai ho

  10. Raj bindaas says:

    Hehehe gud joke, cobra,matrix,jay,panchi,rashi,rosy me kisi ko nhi bhula yaar me har ghante tumhare cmt read karta hu bs itna mere liye kafi h..

    @admin bhai sunana apni luv story pls… m really excited yaar

    1. Admin says:

      Bhaad mein gayi story Abe tu itne din se thha kaha

      1. Matrix says:

        Ye Kauwa Biryani bech raha tha :P he….he….he….

        1. savita says:

          oh matrixji tabhi mai … ab samjhi ki roz-roz Kauwa Biryani kha-kha kar aap aise ho gaye hain na haal-chaal na dua-salam direct joke bomb, now get ready for reply.

          1. Matrix says:

            Ab kya karun savita ji aapki tarah to chuha biryaani nahi kha sakta na!

    2. Matrix says:

      Raj yaar mien thik hoon . Bas aaplogo ki dua se aapke karmo ka fal mien bhugat raha hoon :P ha….ha……ha…..
      just joking yaar, wise admin ne sahi poocha tu tha kahaan yaar itne dino se?

    3. shallu says:

      oye bindaas bhai mera naam kaha gya bhul gya koi baat nahi or suna bhai kaha thae itne din.

      rashiiji ji kha chale gaye exam chal rahe hai kya najar nahi aate

      Kamine arush kaha tha itne din abe fb par to dikh jaya kar

  11. Dhiraj says:

    @jay, its nice to see u r coming round watta i supposed to think of u should be…tc honey! oh sorry u got it!right tc baby:).

  12. savita says:

    Hi My all friends
    Jise dekh nai skte uski awaj me khush raho,
    Jise paa nai skte uski yad me khush raho,
    Beeta hua kal ja chuka h uski meethi yad me khush raho,
    Aane wale kal ka pata nai to sapno me hi khush raho

    tc

    1. Jay says:

      @ Savita Bhabhi ji gud pm.

      Thnx wakayi me aapko to best Bhabhi ji la award dena chahiye….

      1. savita says:

        thanks jay,ek to doston mai bhabhi nahi bola jata plz call me wd name only n mera award aap doston ka pyar hi hai.

        1. Matrix says:

          Jay inhe bhabhi nahi bol yaar!
          Inhe to daadi bol.

  13. Matrix says:

    Ek baar savita aunty kahin jaa rahi thi (chalte-chalte) tabhi saamne se ek bahut hi handsome ladka aa raha tha. Savita ji khus ho gayi aur bhaag ke uske paas gayi, aur boli :

    Savita: Mujhse dosti karoge?

    Ladka: (fir ladke ne reply mien wahi "mujse dosti karoge" waala joke bol diya ). ha..ha..ha…

    Just joking yaar !

    1. savita says:

      MatrixJi Pehlli Baar Susral Gaye. Gaao Walo Say Poocha Yaha Koi Enjoy Karne Ki Cheez Hay? Gaao Walay Bolay; Nahin Babu Bus 1 He Thi Woh Aap Ley Gaye.

      1. Admin says:

        Savita ji ye bat ysne gaanv valo se nahi sale se puchhi thhi. Tab vo bola thha ki jiju el thhi vo aap le gaye

        1. savita says:

          oops oh haan sameerji aap hi ne to mujhe ye kissa bataya tha magar mai bhool ga thi ya u r r8.

          1. Admin says:

            mene kab bataya thha :O

          2. Matrix says:

            savita ji last ka ending to miene bataya hi nahi:
            Wo ye ki jaise hi ladke ne joke bola aap khusi se uchal pari fir niche gir gayi , fir uthi aur apna phone no. de kar us ladke ko chali gayi :P

  14. Mausam says:

    hahaha achchha aur mast he

    jin logo ka tedaa he unke sar se kaafi tension ka bojha kam ho jaayega.
    hehehehe

  15. Sandy says:

    Hi admin ji… Apna real name to bta do ya gupt2 rehna pasand h apko..

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai sabko para hai mera real name its Sameer

      1. Matrix says:

        Sameer Kashyap !

        1. sandy says:

          okkkkkkkkk

      2. shallu says:

        babaji,admin,sameer,bhaiiii namaskar arae bhai koi browser bata do 5233 ke liye jisse w2h par access kar saku pehle opera 10 use karta tha jo ki tumne block kar rakha hai.

  16. Jay says:

    Baba SExidash ki jai hooooooooo Aapne humare Lund ka sir Garav se Uncha kar diya…..
    Aapki jai ho………jai hoooo……Jai hooooooooo

    @ Hey Dosto Sabse Pyara Lund Humara…….

    Sabse pavitra chez agar h to wo h lund, Kyuki lund bahut vinamra hai aur hamesha jhuka rehta hai…..

    Lund dayalu h, har ladki ki goad bharne me sahayak hota hai.

    Lund asli guru h, wo hamesha apne do shishyo (latura or gatua) ka sath nahi chhodta.

    Lund me saadgi h, jab sara sansar a.c me sota h, wo ek choti si gufa me raat guzarta hai.
    Lund adarniya h, kyuki wo har nari ko dekh kar khada ho jata hai.

    Lund devta h, chahe kitna modo marodo usme se amrit hi nikalta h, jisse ye sari sristi chalti hai….
    jai ho lund maharaj ki aapki jai ho…….

    1. Banjara says:

      Ye apni jai kra rha h

      1. Jay says:

        @ Bannara ki jai ho….jai ho…..jai ho……
        Chal ab khus hai na teri bhi jai ho gayi…….heheehe
        Banjara yaar KOBRA ko pakad k rakh ye raat ko PANCHHI ki talash me gumata rahata hai…….

        1. Matrix says:

          Abe he…he…he…wo(banjara) tujhe lund bol raha hai……. :O

    2. XCMG says:

      Good joke

  17. Khan says:

    Hi jay great joke yaar

    1. Jay says:

      @ KHAN Bhai SALAM WALE KUM…..
      Thanks, aapko joke accha laga.

  18. niks says:

    nice joke. jhhahahahahaha

  19. Hradik says:

    hello nice joke.

  20. Janu says:

    Baba chut se pani nikalana sahi hai

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