Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein

The Joke "Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and viewed 180,066 times.

Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein New Generation Ke Liye

  • Lund Aur Kanoon Ko Kabi Haath Mein Mat Lo
  • Naukri Aur Aand Pe Kabi Laat Na Maro
  • Ladki Jitni Bhi Lambi Ho, Mutegi To Beth Ke Hi

-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----
  • Loha Par Hathoda Or Chut Par Loda Tab Maro Jab Wo Garam Ho
  • Kismat Ki Karni Chut Ki Garmi Or Lund Ki Besharmi Nahi Rukti
  • Ehtiyat Se Sex Karo Kyunki Bandook Se Nikla Faulaad Or Chut Se Nikli Aulad Kabi Wapis Nahi Jati

Ab Aapki Khidmat Mein Hazir Hai 3 Legs Baba (Sexidas Ke Bade Bhai) Ke Kuch Parvachan

  • Saamp Or Choot Jahaan Bhi Miley Maar Dalo
  • Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai
  • Choot Chahe Jitni Bhi Khulli Ho Jaye Maarni Toh Lund Se Hi Padti Hai.
  • Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Or Ladki Ko Choodne Ke Liye Apni Taange Uthani Hi Padti Hai.
  • Doodh Or Gaand Jab Bhi Phatt Te Hain Toh Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
  • Exam Dene Mein Ek Ghanta Or Daaru Peene Mein Ek Peg Hamesha Kum Rah Jata Hai.
  • Apni Patni Or Gaadi Agar Kisi Doosre Ke Haath Doge Toh Wo Thukk Kar Hi Wapis Ayenge.

Must Read Hindi Desi Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • RIP English – Marriage Proposal - Marrige Is A Beautiful Thing But Marriage Proposal Advertisement Are Not That Easy, Sometimes Wrong English Can Destroy Everything
  • Lady At Bar For The First Time - A Lady Visited A Bar For The First Time, She Sat On The Table In Front Of The Bar Tender. A Guy At Her Left Side Ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single"
  • Benefits Of Daily Walks - Going For A Walk Every Day Can Really Improve A Woman'S Health. But Do You Know That It Can Also Help Improve Other Things As Well? Find Out Here.
  • Marketing Concepts Explained - This Is How A Professor Explained Marketing Concepts To A Class: You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party. You Go Up To Her And Say: "I Am Very Rich. Ma
  • Bhagwan Na Kar Sake Wo Kam Saas Kar Deti Hai - Baba Saxidas Dharti Pe Hi Nahi Swarag Lok Mein Bhi Famous Hai, Jab Kabhi Uski Salah Ki Jarurat Padti Hai To Devta Log Bhi Unse Salah Lete Hai, Jesa Is Bar Hua
  • Why Men Are Not Allowed For Adivce - The Reason Why Men Are Not Allowed To Give Advice In Love-Columns Of Magazines: Anita: Hi! I'm A Lady Aged 26 Married With One Kid. Last Week My
  • Punjabi Language Is A Mother Of All - Language Aisi Cheez Hai Jo Ek Hi Line Ke Alag Alag Meaning Nikal Deti Hai. Zara Padh Ke Dekhiye Ki I Love You Ke Alag Alag Language Me Kya Meaning Nikalta Hai.
  • Classification Of Words - Lower class - Biskut Middle class - Biskit Upper class - Cookies Lower class - Roomal Middle class - Hankie Upper class - Handkerchief, Kerchie
  • What Is Tatti Vandi? - Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Tatti Vandi Kya Hai? Kabhi Suna Nahi? Nahi.. To Aap Bhi Confuse Hone Ki Jagha Ye Joke Pade Aur Jan Jaye Is Tatti Vandi Ko
  • Parivaar Ki Shanti Ka Mantar - Kya Aap Bhi Apne Parivaar Mein Shanti Cahhte Hai? To Aaj Hi Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Bataye Is Mantar Ka Upyog Kare Aur Dekhe Kaise Farak Padta Hai Pahle Din Se

Comments

85 Comments

  1. Nandani says:

    Nice joke. Kripya dhyan de.

    1. anil says:

      hiiiiiiii Nandani u like sex

      1. Nandani says:

        Yes i love sax bt sadi k bad

    2. Prateek says:

      Hi nandni may v bcum frnz. . . .

      1. Nandani says:

        Whynot prateek i like u.

        1. Rahul says:

          Nandini became a friend

  2. Nandani says:

    Hi i new in this sait

    1. Acky says:

      Welcome nandini……

    2. Ashique says:

      Baba ke prawachan k bare me kuch kahengi.

    3. Ashique says:

      Hi,nandini tum comment karte raho,dost to yaha bahut hai.

    4. Madhab says:

      Nandani kya tum mere sath friendship karogi……?

      1. Nandani says:

        Hi madhab saxidas ke bato se shmt ho.

    5. Rajesh(p.o) says:

      Hi nandani u r so frank. I liked it. Ek baat yad rakhna sex aur tax aadmi ko pagal bana dete hai.!

  3. viiki says:

    tnanx for publishing my joke with a add on 3 legs baba

    1. divya says:

      viiki yaar ye tumhara joke the tum amal karte bhi ho in Gyaan Ki Baato mai?
      kon kon amal karta hai haath khade karoooo

      1. Bobby says:

        mera to pappu kheda ho gaya

  4. raj(FBD) says:

    wah sexi das baba do char line or bhi add kar sakte the ….

  5. kapil dev the cute b says:

    WAAH ADMIN jiyo hazaro saal…….

  6. kapil dev the cute b says:

    kanun to samaj aaya par L,,d ko kyu hath me na len.admin tumne girl friend movie dekhi hogi usme ladki khadi hoke susu karti hai

    1. Admin says:

      Kapil bhai vo movie thhi sab ho sakta hai. Aur susu nahi kar sakti ka matlab ue nahi hai ki vo kar hi na paaye. Apni taangein ya salwar gilli karke to kar hi sakti hai. But kot like a man. Hum to bina hath pakde b kar sakte hai par ladki ko angel bana ke thoda sa set hoke karna padta hai. N vese b jokes ko bina logic ke pada kar. Jismein logic ho vo joke kaha

  7. kapil dev the cute b says:

    NANDINI dear welcome …….

    1. Nandani says:

      Thanx kapil h r u

  8. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Naughty

    zaruri nhi hai kuch ladkiya ch….ne k liye begun ka b prayog karti hain

    1. divya says:

      Kapil yaar tumhe bada pata hai ki ladkiya kis kis ka use kar ti hai kahi tum ladki to nhi???????????

  9. raj(FBD) says:

    pia ji aapko kaisa laga sexi das baba ka gyan……..

  10. kapil dev the cute b says:

    DIVYAAAAAA KYA yum baba sexy das ki baat se sahmat ho????

    1. divya says:

      kapil ji bilkul sehmat hu or aap

  11. Nandani says:

    Anybodi onlin

  12. kapil dev the cute b says:

    PUNIT pani to nhi nikla,sab ko apni tarah mat samaj …par NAUGHTY HOTTY muje hot to kar hi deti hai

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Kapil yaar dil pe mat le

  13. Anuj says:

    Thanx Admin Itni Gyan Bhari Baate Batane Ke Liye

  14. Deepak says:

    Hahahahaha
    nice joke admin ji

  15. Deepak says:

    Welcome back divya ji.
    Boht miss kiya apko maine dekho itne dino se koi comment bhi nahi kiya

    1. divya says:

      Deepak yaar sachi mai miss kiya mujhe?

      1. Deepak Arya says:

        I also missing you divya ji

  16. aditya says:

    hi Nandani….

    1. Nandani says:

      Hi aditya baba saxi das k point lajwab h na

  17. Neha_burdak says:

    aap dhanya ho baba

  18. Nandani says:

    Hey i m new kya koi mujhse dosi krega i m wating yar n feel boring plz ans me.

    1. k. jit says:

      hi nandini welcome

    2. vicky says:

      hi Nandani u r welcome

    3. KB says:

      hiiiii

  19. Nitesh saini says:

    Nandni hello

    nice view

    1. Nandani says:

      Hi nitesh lgta h tumhe bhut psnd aye saxidas ki bate.

      1. Nitesh saini says:

        Ap smat ni ho nandni size kya h

  20. Punit mumbai says:

    Every fact is real.

    1. Nandani says:

      Lgta hai punit ji ap bhut prbhawit hue h baba saxi das ki bato se… Gud

  21. Vivek says:

    hi nandini. H r u

    1. Nandani says:

      I m fin vivek n u.

      1. sanchit says:

        hiii… nandini..

        wanna b frnds

  22. pia says:

    sab sach jarur hai par hajam karna mushkil lagata hai.

    kitna fast chalta hai tumhara dimag sameeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

  23. Vivek says:

    hi neha. Baba's gyan lines are good na

  24. Khushnu says:

    Mostly people knew abt this,

    Tell us something new & strange.

  25. Acky says:

    Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND….

  26. Vivek says:

    he khushnu hear this: lund aur paani ki dhaar apna raasta khud hi bana lete hai. And you know what? Lund duniya ki sabse halki aur sabse bhaari cheej hai. Ab poocho kaise?

    1. mini says:

      hello mujhe bhi kuch batao

      1. Shashank says:

        kya JANANA chahati ho

  27. mast says:

    hey guys m a new member here

  28. ritesh kolkata says:

    aur film LAJJA mai v to madhuri ne khade-2 muta hai.mujhe bakwaas aur outdated laga.Admin bhai ye non veg joke ka site site hai ya gyan ka???

    1. Admin says:

      Ritesh bhai yahan har tarka ki knowledge di jaati thhi
      par hamare users knowledge lene ki jagha apas mein hi ek dusre ki maar ke khush ho lete hai ab
      isliye filhal ye non veg jokes ki hi site rah gayi hai

  29. rahulmalhotra says:

    "Ehtiyat Se Sex Karo Kyunki Bandook Se Nikla Faulaad Or Chut Se Nikli Aulad Kabi Wapis Nahi Jati" this one is the best

  30. kapil dev the cute b says:

    ADMIN tum to aise explain kar rhe ho jese ki tyum khud ladki ho kahi tum…….???????

    1. Admin says:

      Kapil Bacha hum Baba Ji Hai kisi ka bhi besh le sakte hai ladka ka bhi

  31. Rohan says:

    Amal karne sirf keh dene se nhi hota, tum chance do mai Demo dunga.

  32. molly says:

    hai iam molly … how are you fr' …….

  33. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    @acky,..nice mind..par ajkal ki ladkiya chalu hai skirt kanha pehanti hai..ladko ko skirt pehnati hai..hehe.

  34. Nitesh saini says:

    Manisha how r u
    i miss u

    1. minisha says:

      hi nitesh i am fine

      1. veekay says:

        hi minisha veekay ka salaam apko

  35. Nitesh saini says:

    Hi Nandni tum pasnd aya
    tum kha se belong krti ho

  36. tumbinn says:

    hey every1
    salam!
    Gd joke…………..
    yaha pe jitna b ladkiyo k naam hai
    wo sab ladki hi hai???

  37. jai says:

    chalo yaar ladkiyon ke naam dekhkar koi comments to karta hai

    1. mini says:

      hi

  38. veekay says:

    hum naue hain hain is portal par humara namaskar sabhi kabool karein aur ab hum aapko apni shayari se prabhavit kar denge

  39. mini says:

    hi rahul vivek and all

    1. R Gaur says:

      hi mini mujhse dosti karogi. pls reply

  40. Pinesh says:

    Hi nandini how r u?

  41. Rosy says:

    Vry gud 1

  42. Ramesh says:

    Nice leg turning jokes keep it up Mood Fresh kar dita

  43. sumit says:

    hi dear all,how r u?

  44. apna dost says:

    sir g apney pervachno may ek bhool gye, who hum baata datey hai

    pani aur lun apna rasta khud doond latey hai

  45. Ramesh says:

    Hi Babaji – saastang pranam – apne parvachno ko aage baadaye aur margdarshan karaye

  46. sameer says:

    hiiiiiiiii baba jiiiiii

  47. sandeep says:

    1 bra or kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti hai
    2 nayi choot or bhut ke darshan kismat walo ko hi hote
    hai
    3 choot or daru kabhi juthe nahi hoti
    4 ladki or audio cassete ko dono taraf se bajana cahiye
    5 lund or pani apna rasta khud dund lete hai

  48. tamanna says:

    hello

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
  • Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai
    Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Bachhe Kaise Paida Hote Hai? Agar Aapke Man Me Ye Sawal Hai To Jawab Apne Pappu Ke Pas Hai. Teacher Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Udd Gaye

Top Jokes Of The Month

  • Aaj Ki Raat Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
    Suhagraat Manane Ke Bad Apni Patni Se Kabhi Bhi Esi Baatein Puchne Ki Galti Na Kare, Nahi To Jawab Esa Hoga Ki Aap Deewar Mein Sir Marne Lagoge.
  • Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi
    Ladkiya Ek Hi Bahana Mar Ke Ladko Ko Sex Na Karne Se Chup Karva Deti Hai Aur Wo Hai Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi. To Is Baat Tod Nikala Hai Apne Pappu The Great Ne
  • Lady At Bar For The First Time
    A Lady Visited A Bar For The First Time, She Sat On The Table In Front Of The Bar Tender. A Guy At Her Left Side Ordered: "Jack Daniels, Single" ...
  • Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women
    A Survey Conducted Between Unmarried Women Vs Married Women Gave The Below Results. This One Is Good And Hilarious. It Will Make Your Day.
  • Sunny Leone Aur Sonam Kapoor
    Sochne Wali Baat Hai Celebrites Jab Akele Hote Honge Ek Doosre Se Kya Baatein Karte Honge, Padhiye Ye Joke Aur Janiye Celebrities Ki Secret Baate
  • Ladki Ka Garoor Kaise Tode
    Jo Ladkiya Apne Gore Rang Pe Garoor Karti Hai Un Ladkiyo Ka Garoor Todne Ke Liye Apne Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kara Hai, Padiye Aur Maje Lijiye
  • GST Explained In Easy Way
    Har Aadmi Chahe Wo Businessman Ho Ya Shopkeeper GST Ko Lekar Bada Pareshan Sa Hai, Aayiye Aaj Aapko Easy Tarike Se GST Samjhaye Taki Koi Confusion Na Rahe
  • Maths Can Only Be Beaten By Logic
    Kehne Ko To Maths Acche Accho Ko Rula Deta Hai. Lekin Jab Santa Maths Pe Apna Logic Lagata Hai To Aache Se Aache Maths Teacher Chup Hojate Hai. Dekho Zara.
  • Aurat Ki Shopping
    Aurte Jab Shoping Karti Hai To Ajeeb Se Gul Khilati Hai, Aisa Hi Is Bar Hua Aur Bechare Dukandar Ko Rona Aa Gaya. Pade Is Joke Mein.
  • Hum Ladke Kamchor Nahi Hai
    Aksar Ladko Ko Kaha Jata Hai Ki Wo Kamchor Hote Hai, Par Apne Pappu The Great Ne Aaj Samjhaya Hai Ki Ladke Ese Nahi Hote Wo Bahut Kam Karte Hai.