Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai

Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.

Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.

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To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai

Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.

Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?

Bhai Ne Kapde Utar Diye To Fauji Ne Dekha Uske Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hua Thha

Fauji Gusse Se Bola: “Madhar Chod Harami Kutte, Bahan Ke Lund Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai, Fir Bhi Tune Esa Kiya, Chala Ja Door Ho Ja Meri Nazro Se

Fir Us Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Aur Uske Bhi Kapde Utarvata Hai, Uske Bhi Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hota Hai

Fauji: “Salo, Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai Aur Tumne Uski Ijjat Pe Hath Dhala, Maa Chuda Yaha Se Chala Ja

Ab Vo Sabse Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Hai Aur Usko Bhi Nanga Karta Hai, Par Uska Lund Bilkul Saaf Hota Hai.

Fauji: “Tu Hi Mera Asli Bhai Hai, Tune Apne Is Bhai Ki Ijjat Rakhi Aur Babhi Ko Maa Ka Darja Diya

Chota Bhai Apne Dono Haatho Se Ishara Karta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Lai Lu Lya Leh Lha Lai

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  1. naina says:

    deleted ji ko bhut maja aa rha tha rashii ji aur wanted ji ki khichai krkr, ab aaya na maza rathee ji….
    :p nice one,
    @priya exam to 24 ko hoge finish…
    @nilesh meri holi achi rhi tum btao bhabhi ji kesi h ab…
    @rashii , kese ho?

    1. Deleted says:

      Naina ji , Mein dusaro par joke karta hun to khud par joke khane ki himmat bhi rakhta hun ….aur meine kabhi wanted and Rashi ji ka mazak nahi KIA ….na Jane aap logo ki aisa kyon lag raha h …..

      GUD joke admin ……

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