Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai

Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.

Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.

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To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai

Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.

Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?

Bhai Ne Kapde Utar Diye To Fauji Ne Dekha Uske Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hua Thha

Fauji Gusse Se Bola: “Madhar Chod Harami Kutte, Bahan Ke Lund Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai, Fir Bhi Tune Esa Kiya, Chala Ja Door Ho Ja Meri Nazro Se

Fir Us Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Aur Uske Bhi Kapde Utarvata Hai, Uske Bhi Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hota Hai

Fauji: “Salo, Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai Aur Tumne Uski Ijjat Pe Hath Dhala, Maa Chuda Yaha Se Chala Ja

Ab Vo Sabse Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Hai Aur Usko Bhi Nanga Karta Hai, Par Uska Lund Bilkul Saaf Hota Hai.

Fauji: “Tu Hi Mera Asli Bhai Hai, Tune Apne Is Bhai Ki Ijjat Rakhi Aur Babhi Ko Maa Ka Darja Diya

Chota Bhai Apne Dono Haatho Se Ishara Karta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Lai Lu Lya Leh Lha Lai

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  1. Mausam says:

    Hi Admin ji,Rashi ji,Anuj ji,Kapil ji,Vickyssss ji,Divya ji,Rana ji,Shallu ji,Good morning to all of you.kaise ho yaaro.

    Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,

    hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.

    Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,

    per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

    ye mausam ka aapse vaada hai,

    kabhi na badlne ka aap se vaada hai,

    main daud ke aajat aap logo ke paas,

    lekin udhar thand kuchh jyaada hai.

    1. panchhi says:

      shaalu ji merry christmas………………………….

      oye ye kapil n admin ke bich konsi war chal rhi thi yaar ????????????

      kuchh samaj me ni ayaa yaarrrr……

      orr kapil yaar ab se ye bhai behen wala topic band karte hai frnds naraj ho rahe hai yaar….sorry shallu tume bura lga …actually me 2 din se joke n cment v read ni kar payi hu so ab padha isliye………..hiiii rashii

  2. Anshul says:

    admin sir,kabil bhai,manish yaare ,divya ji ,rashii ji, raavan bhootni ke he he he,jay apne veeru ke baare mai bhul gaya, panchhi ji aap ki jangal wali movies kab niklegi , kaha ho aap sabhi , koi baat nahi,

    (happy crismas day)

    raavan bhootni ke tere ko bhi di hai . ha ha ha

    1. prince says:

      panchhi my dear yaar last wali line to meri b samjh mei nahi aai lekin ye samjh mei aa gaja ki sabse chota bhai jibh dalta hei aur uski jibh hi cat jati hei wahe gonga ho jata hei samji my dear

  3. shallu says:

    hi diraj maine facebk par search kiya tha yaar par nahi dhundh paya kya tumhari photo close pose mai kya

    Hi frnds aap sab mai se kis ka face bk par acc. Hai plz rply

  4. Panchhi says:

    Anuj ji kapil ko mera khyal rkhne ko keh rhe ho vo to mera bro hai rakhega hi….hey RAAVAN,kapik,diwi,anjali,sheela,ratan,rajesh,dev,shallu,anshul kaise ho sb?mery christmas…

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    PANCHI janeman agar joke samaj nhi aaya to me samja deta hu..mere paas aa jao sath me christmas b manayenge….

    @ANUJ bro tu pareshan na ho yaar mene panchi ka bahut jyada khayal rakha hai….

    @ANSHUL bhai joke samaj nhi aaya to thoda dimaga lagao

    @RASHI ji marry christmas

    @dhiraj kaha chali gayi hai tu

    1. panchhi says:

      oye kapil kekde ab samaj me aa gya tere pas ane ki jarurat ni haiii or bata mere bhai me tuje apna bhai manti hu isme bhai behen ka rishta dagdar ni hota samjha…….sare ledko ko bf to ni bana sakte na…….he he

  6. Mausam says:

    jis jis ko ye joke samjh nhi aaya he wo use dubaara padhe aur socho ki sabse chhota wala bhai apne haatho se apnee jeebh ki taraf ishaara kar raha tha aur wo bol kyu nhi paaraha tha,

    sabse chhote wale ka lund bach gaya kyu ki usne apnee jeebh dedi thee apnee bhabhi ki chut me?

  7. Anshul says:

    raavan saala tu bhootni ka rahega.

    ye anshul kisi ladki ke chakkar mai nahi hai.

    par tune samja kese ki divya ke jaane par mai tadapunga

    rahi comments ki baat to is site par hot comments sabhi dete hai. par tum apni baat karo sita nahi mili to tadapne lage . saala bhootni ka

  8. prince says:

    santa ki nai nai shadi hui hoti hei uska baap use kuch kam karne ke liye keheta hei wo bajar jakar mounfali le aata hei kuch din moungfali bechta hei par use kuch fayda nahi hota wo se baat aapni patni ko batata hei to uski patni keheti hei ke mei b tumhare saat moungfali bechne joungi pehele to santa use mana kar deta hei par baad mei aapne saat le jane ko raazi ho jata hei santa moungfali ko bhunjta hei aur uski bibi tol ke coutomero ko deti reheti hei dhire dhire karkar sari moungfali khatam ho jati hei par coutomar ki line khatam nahi hoti esh kuch dino tak chalta hei par santa ko sak hota hei ki meri bibi ke aate hi ye sab kese hone laga mein b to mounfali hei bechta tha parmeri dukandari pehele iski 5 parsant b nahi hoti thi par ye kesa chamatkar ho gaya ek din usne dekha ki jitne b castomar waha khade hei sab ke sab uski bibi ke petikot mei jankh rahe hei ye dekh kar santa pagal ho jata hei aur samne jake dekhta hei to uski bibi ki chut saaf dikhi de rahi hoti hei santa appni bibi ke kan mei jake keheta hei dikh rahi hei uski bibi nahi sunti wo duwara keheta hei dikh rahi hei santa ki bibi chal hat bhosri ke dikh rahi hei tabhi to bik rahi hei.

  9. prince says:

    ek baar ki baat hei ek aurat naha rahi hoti hei to ek ludka use dekh leta hei wo use aapne paas bulati hei puchhti hei ki kya dekh raha tha to wo uski chut par hat rakhkar keheta hei ki anti ye kya hei to wo keheti ye ungithi hei to ladka keheta hei to meri moungfali isme bhunjh do aurat keheti nahi raat ko tumhare uncle ismei bhota bhungege.

  10. Jay says:

    @Admin bhai aap kabhi-kabhi hum bina G.F. walo ka bhi khyal kar liya kare…… hehehehe…. mere kahne ka matlab hai ke mai sabhi ke comments view karta hum aap unhi ke comments ka reply dete hai jinki g.f. hoti hai, taki unko dost banane ke baad unki g.f se bhi baat ban jaye…..hehehe……..

    @Dhiraj yaar maine kishi tarah se teri Asst. Sect. Bhootani ko gf banaya wo raat me mere paash bhi aati thai lekin tumne usko bhi mana kar diya aab to wo bhi nahi aati hai…….heheheheh

    @Anshul (veeru) yaar teri basnti mujko chacha kab bana rhai hai….. hahahah….heheheh

    Dear Admin, Dhiraj & Veeru don't mind heheheh…..

    1. Admin says:

      Jay hehehehe. kyunki mujhe baba saxidas ne ek vardan diya tha ki jis bhi GF wale bande se mein bat karunga uski GF meri ho jayegi
      aur Jay unhone mujhe Gay ladke se baat karne se mana kiya hai hehehe isliye tere se baat nahi karta
      Now you dont mind heheheeh

      1. Jay says:

        @Admin bhai…..

        Gum me bhi hum ko jeena aata hai,

        ga#d marne me bhi to paseena aata hai,

        ek hum hai ki tumhe aksar yaad karte hai,

        ek tumhare jawab hai jaise aurto ka mahina aata hai.

        @Admin appko mai first msg likha thha tabhi Admin bhai likha thha aur shayad hi koi aisa msg hoga jisme mai aapko bhai na likha hun…… Toh mai aapko bhai manta hun. Aur badale me Aapne accha naam diya hai.

        Khair koi baat nahi hai meri koi G.F. aapki site par nahi hai to kya huwa. Aap apne bhai ki gf ko FB & Dosti.com par dekh sakte hai.

        heheheh……mai to aapka bhai hun dost nahi meri gf appki kabhi nahi gf ban payengi……..heheheh….. kuyki baba sexidash ka vardan hai. ab to aapko baba sexidash se yah vardan lena padega ki bhai se bhi baat karen to bhai ki bhi gf aapki gf ho jaye……heheheheh

  11. latest updates says:

    main joke kafi achcha he bilkul hi quality ka he, aur haan
    prince ka santa joke bhi bahut phaaadooo thha achcha laga moong
    phali bhi theek he, thoda PRINCE bhai spelling ka dhiyan rakhiye
    padne me mazaa aata he, thanks prince

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