Bachha Hone ki 100% Guarantee

Ek Ladki Ki Shadi Hue 3 Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Aur Uske Bachha Nahi Ho Raha Thha

Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Swami Lunnacharya Bahut Pahunche Hue Hai, Unke Pass Ja Kuch Na Kuch Hal Jarur Nikal Aayega

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Ladki: “Swami Ji, Agar Main Aapko Nazrana Dun To, Guarantee Hai Ki Mera Bachha Ho Jayega?

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      1. Jaat the great says:

        Ha ye baat he sahee hai panchee agar isme mera naam bhee hoota to bhee joke to banna he tha magar ye aaj ke babao k uper bilkul sahee fit hoota hai

        kyo galat to nahee bol reha

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        Matrix – hmmmm chal kuch nhi bolta aaj bakwas karne ka mann nhi hai :(
        Lofar – ab aaya tu kaha gaya tha be tujhe pukar pukar k gala beth gaya hai mera ja tujhse baat nhi karta

  1. Dhiraj says:

    Sale lunnacharya agli baar tere pass patniya nai jaengi bacche k liye…unke patidev ji jaenge bacche k liye…bach k rahio lunnachare…he he!…

  2. bheemrajjat says:

    rashii ap ke leaya so jaiye palko me lakar sapane dher sare apko kare salaam ye chand or tare khuda se dua karenge aaj ki raat pure ho apke khwaab sare….

  3. Bhaga - Waan says:

    Bhai, Swami Lunnacharya ne to ka-maal kar diya, bin thoke hi baccha paida kar diya. Kyunki, vo to kuch na kar saka aur us ladki ko usne akhir mere hi paas bhej jo diya.

    1. Admin says:

      nahi be Baba Saxidas bade sachhe aur achhe hai, aur hamesha logo ki sahi rah dikhate hai…. vo kabhi bhi tharkipan ki batein nahi karte aur na hi kisi ladki se number mangte hai Like me vo bade seedhe sadhe hai heheheh

  4. Jay says:

    hi dear all frnds Aksar logo ko kehtay suna hai k, zinda rahy to phir milengy, lekin Aap logo se milne ke baad dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ke aap dosto se milty rahy to hi zinda rahenge.

    @Admin bhai aap kaise hai aur abhi kitana din aur intzar karna padega dusari side wala maza (Dusari site) ke liye ???…….hehehe

    @Dhiraj yaar tu kaisa hai? Bina tere ab dil kahi lagata nahi hum kya karey ?????

    @Rashii ji Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum hai. don't worry.

    @Panchhi meri Kabootari Aajkal tu badi khoobsurat lag rahi hai kya baat hai……hehehe

    Barshat me naha liya hai esliye na kyuki jyada dino se nahaya jo nahi thha……hehehehe

    @ Divya ji aap to badi hi sangdil hai, Agar aapne mere upar razai dal diya hota to Thand nahi lagi hoti……huhuhuhuhu abhi bhi us din ke bare me sochkar sarir me thand lagne lagti hai

    @Savita ji Kal maine Nahatey huye aapko dekha. Aaap mere ghar ke saamne se ja rhai thhi maine aawaz bhi lagayi lekin aapne nahi suna.

    @Prince (TBG) teri to balle – balle ho gayi ab to teri Princess mil gayi…..ab bata party kab de raha hai.

    @ Raj bro. ye aapko kya ho gaya hai ? Ye kaisi bakwash bhari aur bahki-bahki baatey kar rahe hai ???????

    @Wanted yar tumne mujhe kal miss kiya le mai aaj aa gaya, Aur suna kaise thha tum etane dino tak ????

    @Kapil ji aap to hume yaad hi nahi kartey hai.

    @Shivendra ji sunaye aap kaise hai ??????

    @Yaar Pankaj tum v mere yaar dhiraj ko rula diya usko khush nahi rakh saka.

    @Abe Matrix tu kaisa hai rey ??????

    @Pyare bhaiya aap kaise hai ???????

    @Ye Apne Dr. Kumar dikhayi nahi de rahe hai ???

    Mere aur bhaki dost jinka naam nahi likha gaya hai, Aap log kaise hai ??????????

    1. pankaj says:

      jay mere bhai , mera yakeen kar…. mne dheeraj ke saath kuch bhi nahi kiya…wo mere paasss teri amaanat hai… aur m amaamt bade sambhhal ke rakhta hu…per pata nahi kyu dheeraj ro raha hai . m usse puch kar batata hu…tu wait kar mre agle comm. ka…..

    2. Rashii says:

      Oh jay ji apki kya tareef kerey hum, ap such me tareef k kabil ho shukriya

      raj agar ap ko pta hain ki ap jyda bakwas kertey hain toh bindas ki jagah bakwas likha kijiye hehehe

  5. Princy says:

    Hello friends, kaise ho aap sab? Hi savita , i m princy and reading in 11th medical. I m of 15. Waisa mera birthday 27sept. Ko hai to 16 ke he laga lo. Hi prince, mein apne name ke pichhe bad girl nahi laga sakti b/c i dont like it. Waise bhe friendship mein no complaints, no demands. So aap waisa he mere friends ban sakte hein par mein apne name ke pichhe bad girl nahi lagongi. Sorry! Agar aap mere friend banana chahte hein to u r most welcome. Or Aap kya karte hein aur kuch bhe aap aapne baare mein bata sakte hein . Jo aapne kaha tha ke mujhe 1 aise ladki chaiye jo mujhse naraj ho aur mein use manaon____ , ye jo kaha tha mujhe bahut achha laga so sweet . mujhe bhe 1 aisa he ladka chaiya . Aur divya, pankaj , rashi, admin, anju, mithu, raj kaisa ho aur bakkiyon ka mujhe naam nahi pata to unko bhe hey hello. Pata hai aaj mere school khulein hein to kal to pura din mujhe holiday homework karna pada. Meine puri holidays mein 1 word bhe nahi kiya aur kal pura din lage rahi. Aaj modal banaogi aur kal school jaongi. Ye 2 din to bekar gaye par koi baat nahi puri holidays to maze kiya. Chalo ok bay n take care

    1. jaat the great says:

      Wow Princy nice words i like these all words tum sachme ek bindaas ledkee hoo so carry it or ha is bindas nature ke vajha se apne aap ko kabhee dhookha nahee khaane deena kyokee dhookha khaana insaan ke fitrat hai magar dhookha khaaya jaaye ye jaruree nahee hai

      1. Jaat the great says:

        Chalo aap dono ke request per mai apne aap ko explain kerta hun

        Mainia bola tha ke tum sach me bahut bindaas ledkee hoo bs tum dono ko isi baat ko samajhna tha ke mainai aisa kyo bola. ab tum nahee samajh paaye to koi baat nahee mai samjha deta hun mainai aisa isliyai bola tha kyokee ledkiyo ke kai gun hootai hai unme se ek gun ya u kehe ke khubee hai ke vo kabhee bhee apne age nahee batatee magar mainai dekha ke usne apne saaree baat ko bade he funny andaaj me hum sobko aisai bata diya jaisai ki isse kisi bhee ledkee ko kabhee koi problem nahee hootee.

        chalo is baat ko chodo mainai ek bat oor boole thee ke bindaas hoona bahut acche bat hai so carry it magar insaan ko apne hud se aage nahee jaana chahiyai.

        aisa mainai isliyai bola kyokee aaj ka envirenment aisa hai ke maximum teens aaj sex ke aadee hoo chuke hai or ye ek aisee beemaree hai ke insaan iske karan apne he nazro se gir jaata hai or sabse badi baat ke insaan apne aap se nazre milane ke kabil nahee rehta isliyai bola ke insaan ko apne hado ka pata hoona chahiyai. Magar ek problem to ye hai k her insaan ko apne hado ko pata hai magar fir bhee vo unko paar kerta hai or ye sub hai envernment ka asar. jokee mai aap or sabhee logo se benta hai.

        mere khayal se ab sari baat samajh aa gayee hooge kyo prince

      1. Princy says:

        Hi divya, kya karti hein aap. Apne baare mein kuch bataye. Or i want to ask 1 que. Ke mujhe ye samazh nahi aa raha ke meine aisa kya keh diya ke aap sab meri itni taarif kar rahe hein.

      2. Raj Bindaas says:

        hehehe the great jaat abe sidhe sidhe kaho naa tarif k liye akal ki nhi uski jarurat hoti hai hmmm kya kehte h usko jiske 2 bade bade latakte hai h kisi k chote chote v latakte hai h hmmmmmm me to bhul gaya……. yaad kar k batata hu, kahe ka tarif be sab k sab tharki log Hunn aa gaya tarif ka definition dene

        Jara gor farmaiyega:-
        Tarif uski jisne ye site banaya,
        Tarif uski jisne ye site banaya
        ek jaat ko ek pathan se milaya
        dukh me sukh ka ehsaas dilaya
        sardi me v garmi ka …….
        kabhi khushi kabhi gum ka trailer dikhaya
        and finally
        mujhe bindaas banakar tujhe bakwas banayaaaaaaaaa hehehe

    2. pankaj says:

      hi princy.. tumhare liye 1 song likha hai ekdum abhi-2, zarra dhyaan laga ke sunnna…okkkk

      16 baras ki baali umar ko salaaaam…

      o princy tere itne pyaaare comm. ko salaaaaaaaaaaaamm

      hooooooooooooooooooho…

      bussss ab gana wana khatm.. study per dhyaaan do bachcheeeeee….

      hehehehe

  6. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay…kamine saale bosdk kaisa he be 2..sorry!…he he…yaar mujhe lagta hai pehle 2 meri bhootni se darta tha ab mere bhoot se…ha ha ha ha…dhiraj ka bhoot he he..tc.

    1. pankaj says:

      panchi iska dimaag satak gaya hai…

      kyu be dhirajjj… maine tujhe kab rulaaya…? bataa to sahi….jay kah raha tha…

      abe m tujhse apne dil, apne lever,apni kidney se zyaaada pyaar karta hu mere laaal mere peeeele, mere neeele……………….

      1. pankaj says:

        panchi ji mom ne to aap jaisi beautiful girs se baat karne ko bhi mana karti hai….but m aapko aur choklet, dono ko hi nahi chod saktaaa, m kya karu…???

        hehehehehe

      1. pankaj says:

        ye theeek baat nashi hai, tum dono akele-2 chocklet khaa rahe ho… mujhse puucha bhi nahi hai.. panchchi ji kam se kam mujhe aap se asi ummeed nahi thi.. aap to apne frnds ka bada dhyaan rakhti thi..??? hehehehe

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      Hi Sneha……….

      shyad tme nhi pta

      GOD ko kise uthane ke lye keh dia,

      or Haan

      Baba ne 2 sirf chance manga hai,

      kuchh kiya nhi hai

      or tumne use PAAP bta diya

      y d wy,tumare itna bolne per

      tmhe hssy kis baat per aa gy

      mujhe samjh nhi aaya……?

  7. divya says:

    Aki ye ki Prince hai ye aapka frnd vikas hai kya?
    ager nhi hai to wo jo princy ka comment maine kiya tha wo Prince – The Bad Guy ko kiya tha ab mujhe nhi pata ye prince aapka frnd vikas hai ya koi or

    1. aki says:

      hi DIVYA.

      h w ru . sabse 1st to thanx ki aapne meri galatfahmi dur kardi kuki muje laga ki aapne wo coomets mere dost prince ( vikas ) k liye diye the .or 2d ye ki mai aapko bata du ki vikas ka mud khara hai isliye wo commets nahi de raha kuch dino se. ok bye

  8. Dhiraj says:

    @jay…..,hope ki 2m mera yeh cmnt padhoge…..kya baat hai pehle 2m sabse pehle mujhe yaad karte the baad mein kisi aur ko..ab aisa bilkul nai ho raha…nything wrong wid u.??????????….meri fitrat he aise hai kisi ko chahne…jo postive point hai ya negative i dunno…jay.

  9. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Rashii Ji.. Princy The Bad Girl ki Punchh Lagaane Ko Raaji Nahi Hai.

    @Wanted Bro.. Pahle Princy Mile To.. Wo To Pata Nahi Kaha Bhag Gayi.

    Every One.. Hallo.

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      sneha Dear………esa nhi kehta,

      balki

      Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho…

      Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho….

      Aur Mohabbat Aise nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho

      heheheheh……….(kya smjhi)?

  10. Rashii says:

    Sare baba gande hotey, hum kbhi in babaao per trust nhi kertey, inse dur hi rehna chaiye

    admin ji aapne btaya nhi apni pasnd k baare me?

    Jay ji kitna acha lag rha hain apke srimukh se apna name sunker hehe

    dhiraj ji hru ji?

    Bheem ji shukriya

    prince ji dharya rakhiye apko apki princes avashay milegi

    hum thik hain kapil ji

    Deep ji kaha ho ap?

    Savita ji thnx ji

    hi princy ji

    tc frnds

    1. Admin says:

      madam ji ap meri apsand ke bar mein jan ke kya karenge :( hum apne isi haal pe rahne de

      PS: if you want to join to aa aa sakti hai… dil ka darwaja khula hai ;)

      1. Rashii says:

        Admin ji apko hum pasnd hi nhi hain toh hum aa ker kya kerenge, hum nhi chahte ap apni pasand k sath compromise kerey, isliye hum jaanna chahtey hain ki apki pasnd kya hain

        1. Admin says:

          hmm meri pasand hai ladki ke nam ka pahla kashar R ho end ka I 2nd a 4th h 3rd s ho aur vo Singh ho. janam uska 88 mein hua ho… teaching line mein jana chahti ho…. kisi bhi ladko ko apna number na deti ho.. shudhi hindi bolne ki koshish karti ho
          aur Non veg jokes padti ho.

          chal ab dhund ke de

      1. Rashii says:

        Good morning frnds

        admin ji kaise ho ap?

        Ab hume apki pasnd pta chal gayi hain, ab ap tension mt lijiye hum jaldi hi apki pasnd ko ap k saamne leker aayege

        Raj sorry apko bura lga, waise ap apni bakwas ki wajah se hi bindass ho

        hi naresh ji

        thnx dhiraj ji

        dev ji kaha thae itne din?

        Sahi kaha Matrix ji baba chalaak hotey hain in se dur hi rehna chaiye

        meri behne kaisi ho ap?

        Sbhi dosto kaise ho ap sb?

  11. Dhiraj says:

    @panchii,…meri galiyo mein bhi jay k liye pyaar..u tc!..harsha..

    @jay,.u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..hah!..sweet…luv u..tc!.

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    @JAI bhai kya karu yaar busy rehta hu bahut jyada…actually me civil service ki preparation kar rha hu isliye chatting karne ka waqt nhi milta

    fir b miss karta hu aap sabhi logo ko

  13. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di, aapki dua se sahi salamt hain….aap apna khayal rakhiyega…tc…

    @jay,…jay….jay….jay…..tum bhi mere dil mein aise base ho…jaise…..India me population basi hui hai ha ha ha!!….jay meri dictionary mein sirf 4 hi shabd hain….I….LOVE…..YOU……JAY….jisko mein dil mein rakhta hoon…mere liye tum duniya ki sabse kimti cheej ho…tcccc…my jay.

  14. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

    h! Guys…………

    kal chode so aaz chod, aaz chode so ab

    bibi to chudti rahe sali chodega kab

    asi ladki chodiye maan ka apa khoye

    auran se chudi na ho bibi who na hoye

    bada huwa to kya huwa mera lund

    humne bhi to ladkiyion se maza liya bharpur

    kart kart chudai ke lund hot balwan

    chut me awat jane se ban jawe mahan

    so enjoy life every tme…….

  15. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo admin aabe ab bol b de bilkul tere jaise yahi naam yahi cehra yahi height yahi subawa bole to tum hi , hey divya kaisi ho tumne bulaya aur hum chale aye jaan hatheli par le aye re , hlo barbi (rashii) , hye panchhi urf harsha kaisi ho Ak 47 se goli nikal k rakha karo kahi koi na-jaeez hi na mara jai, hlo jay hw r u dude , hlo Aaj Binbaas ke bhai raj bindaas kya haal chal hai , hlo dhiraj ji jay ka khayal rakhna kahi koi isko chura kar na le jaye, hlo savita bhabhi kaise ho baal bache kaise hai , namaskar pyare mohan ji , hlo princy tum 16 bars ki main 17 bars ka ha ha ha, hlo kapil bhaaaaai kaise ho , hye prince the bad boy tum bohut bad ho is liye dulhan hum le jayenge ha ha ha , hlo naresh ki haal hai munidya, hlo anuj bhai ,hi pankaj nd aki bro hye sneha and angel , aare yaha to chotta bheem aur jaat the great b hai aur bhai jis kisi ka naam rehta ho use heartbeat ki pyar bhari sat shri akal , hlo, namaskar aur salam walekum

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Bhai Raham Kar Mere Par.. Meri Dulhan Too Na Le Jaiyo.. Nahi To Rashi Ji Ki Dua Fail Ho Jaayegi.. Haa Apni Waali Dulhaniya Ko Bol Dena.. Ki HeartBeat Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge.

  16. Dhiraj says:

    @Anuj,…princy ne tujhe anju bana diya…mubarak ho..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..tc..ha ha ha ha:).

    @princy, chasma saaf karke padha kijie ha ha ha ha!.he he..

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @panky,…m extrmly extrmly extrmly sorry 4 late kmmntng…..
    panky mujhe tumse naraj hone ka koi hak nahi hai tum itne itne itne pyare aur acche ho……ki tumse naaraj q hou….tumne mere liye jo baate likhi uske liye mere pass shabd nahi hain…..jay ko meine pichle nov mein paya tha….usse pehle meri life mein koi naam nai tha…..jay se bichad jana mere liye bahut bura hoga….agar iss duniya mein khuda k baad koi naam hai to woh jay hai…jay se milne k baad mujhe shayari likhne aae pyaar ka matlab samajh mein aaya….jay ne jo mere dil mein jagah banai hai ab koi dusra uss jagah ko nai le sakta…bus ek baat kahna chahunga….yeh duniya jhooti hai agar jay k liye pyaar mere dil mein nahi…panky apna khayal rakhiyega…..tum bahut acche ho..gud night..
    @hi heartbeat,…jay ko agar koi chura bhi leta hai but jay k liye jo pyaar hai mere liye jay k dil mein.. usse nahi chura sakta koi..
    @hi lofar,hi dev bahut dino baat.tc..gn all frnds.

  18. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Hmmmm.. Main Kya Likhun Apne Baare Me? Kabhi Research Nahi Kiya Apne Baare Me Lekin Apni Facebook Pe Maine Apne Baare Me Kafi Achha Khasa Likh Rakha Hai.. Ab Apne Muh Apni Taarif Achhi Nahi Lagti. Iss Bande Ko Bus Ek Cheej Pasand Hai Wo Hai, Jhuth Nahi Kahunga, Sapne Dekhna. Dinner Karne Ke Baad Lambi Taan ke Sota Hoo Iss Garmi Me Bhi.. Lucknow Ka Banda Hoo.. Pahle Aap Pahle Aap Wali Baat Bilkul Nahi Maanta.. Dost Hi Mere Sab Kuchh Hain.. Sabse Jyada Pyaar Apni Mummy Se Karta Hoo. Papa Se Mummy Ki Competiton Hai. Ye Unka Mamla Hai.. Main To Mummy Ko Jyada Miss Karta Hoo Papa Se Jyada.. Main Ek Harmless Banda Hoo Kewal Tab Tak Jab Tak Mere Saare Hormons Sahi Kaam Kar Rahe Ho..

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Hormons…? Hmmm.. Ek Insaan Ke Andar Jo Bhi Bhawanye Aati Hain.. Chahe Wo Bhukh Lagne Ki Baat Ho Ya Kisi Bhi Cheej Ko Le Le.. Har Action Ke Liye Koi Na Koi Hormons Jimmedar Hota Hai… Yaha Tak Ki Aapko Gussa Aana Bhi Isi Hormons Ki Den Hai.. To Maine Ye Kaha Ki Agar Mere Hormons Dhang Se Kaam Kar Rahe Ho To.. Main Thik Thak Rahta hoo.. He He He..

    1. Admin says:

      Been ko hilta dekh ke vo b hilta hai n hehe dance kaha krta hai.bese mere khal se sun bhi leta hai. Ek bar hamare padosi ke ghar aya to humne chilya ki samp . aur ye sun kr vo bag gya

  19. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj yaar tum mere baare me jo kuch v soch Lekin maine to Tere khayal se muhabbat ki hai. Tere ehsas se muhabbat ki hai. Tu mere pass nahi hai phir bhi, Maine teri yaad se muhabbat ki hai. Jab-jab tumne mujhe mujhe yaad kiya hai, maine un har lamho se muhabbat ki hai. Jin mai ho sirf teri or meri bataen, Maine un mulakaton se muhabbat ki hai. Jo mehkte ho teri muhabbat se, Maine un jazbat se muhabbat ki hai. Tujh se milna to khwab lagta hai, Esliye Maine tere INTEZAR se muhabbat ki hai……….tc.

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