Bachha Hone ki 100% Guarantee
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Ek Ladki Ki Shadi Hue 3 Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Aur Uske Bachha Nahi Ho Raha Thha
Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Swami Lunnacharya Bahut Pahunche Hue Hai, Unke Pass Ja Kuch Na Kuch Hal Jarur Nikal Aayega
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Ladki Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Bata Ke Boli
Ladki: “Swami Ji, Agar Main Aapko Nazrana Dun To, Guarantee Hai Ki Mera Bachha Ho Jayega?”
Ab Aap Logo Ko Pata Hi Hai Ki Hamare Swami Ji Pure Tharki Hai, Bole
Lunnacharya: “Beta, Najrane Ki Jagha Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai“
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Girl- Swami Ji Agr Me Apko Nazrana Du To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Jayega? Lunnacharya- Nazrane Ki Jagah, Agar 1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai
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Yaar panchee kamal kertee ho agar baaba acha hoota to ye joke thoda he milta padne ko
Hmmm par jaruri nhi k usme baba ka h name lagya jaye apka lagade to v joke to bn h skta h …hehehehe
Ha ye baat he sahee hai panchee agar isme mera naam bhee hoota to bhee joke to banna he tha magar ye aaj ke babao k uper bilkul sahee fit hoota hai
kyo galat to nahee bol reha
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Ye.. hat ja re chokre
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Aa rela hai apun
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Danga nahi karna
Kar dunga main warna
Teri tai tai phish….
Matrix tu us chillar party me kbse shamil ho gya haan?
Matrix – hmmmm chal kuch nhi bolta aaj bakwas karne ka mann nhi hai :(
Lofar – ab aaya tu kaha gaya tha be tujhe pukar pukar k gala beth gaya hai mera ja tujhse baat nhi karta
ha ha ha ,, ye sare baba aise hi thurki hote hai………hehehehe
Sale lunnacharya agli baar tere pass patniya nai jaengi bacche k liye…unke patidev ji jaenge bacche k liye…bach k rahio lunnachare…he he!…
rashii ap ke leaya so jaiye palko me lakar sapane dher sare apko kare salaam ye chand or tare khuda se dua karenge aaj ki raat pure ho apke khwaab sare….
Bhai, Swami Lunnacharya ne to ka-maal kar diya, bin thoke hi baccha paida kar diya. Kyunki, vo to kuch na kar saka aur us ladki ko usne akhir mere hi paas bhej jo diya.
hehehehe Admin Bhai ye Sabhi BABA log Ek hi Khandaan se Talluk rakhtey hai kya ???????
nahi be Baba Saxidas bade sachhe aur achhe hai, aur hamesha logo ki sahi rah dikhate hai…. vo kabhi bhi tharkipan ki batein nahi karte aur na hi kisi ladki se number mangte hai Like me vo bade seedhe sadhe hai heheheh
hi friemds ,
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kamina , SWAMI ……………
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@Admin bhai aap kaise hai aur abhi kitana din aur intzar karna padega dusari side wala maza (Dusari site) ke liye ???…….hehehe
@Dhiraj yaar tu kaisa hai? Bina tere ab dil kahi lagata nahi hum kya karey ?????
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@Panchhi meri Kabootari Aajkal tu badi khoobsurat lag rahi hai kya baat hai……hehehe
Barshat me naha liya hai esliye na kyuki jyada dino se nahaya jo nahi thha……hehehehe
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@Prince (TBG) teri to balle – balle ho gayi ab to teri Princess mil gayi…..ab bata party kab de raha hai.
@ Raj bro. ye aapko kya ho gaya hai ? Ye kaisi bakwash bhari aur bahki-bahki baatey kar rahe hai ???????
@Wanted yar tumne mujhe kal miss kiya le mai aaj aa gaya, Aur suna kaise thha tum etane dino tak ????
@Kapil ji aap to hume yaad hi nahi kartey hai.
@Shivendra ji sunaye aap kaise hai ??????
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@Abe Matrix tu kaisa hai rey ??????
@Pyare bhaiya aap kaise hai ???????
@Ye Apne Dr. Kumar dikhayi nahi de rahe hai ???
Mere aur bhaki dost jinka naam nahi likha gaya hai, Aap log kaise hai ??????????
Yaar Kaha Se Afwaah Uda Raha Hai? Meri Abhi Koi Princes Nahi Mili Hai..
Haa Agar Too Pahle Party De De to Shayd mil Jaaye..
Haan jay wo mene na aj fair & lovely lagayi hui h tm jo ane vale the…aur oye me din me 2 bar nahati hu samjha
wat d fuck is dis jay konsa bakwas ? me to bahut sari bakwas karta hu jara detail me btao
bhaiya jay hum bilkul theek hain aur aapke comment padhkar aanand le rahe hain.
jay mere bhai , mera yakeen kar…. mne dheeraj ke saath kuch bhi nahi kiya…wo mere paasss teri amaanat hai… aur m amaamt bade sambhhal ke rakhta hu…per pata nahi kyu dheeraj ro raha hai . m usse puch kar batata hu…tu wait kar mre agle comm. ka…..
Jay mai kushal mangal hu apni sunao, kisi ne delhi belly dekhi kya aaj?
I'm fine and u! ^^
Oh jay ji apki kya tareef kerey hum, ap such me tareef k kabil ho shukriya
raj agar ap ko pta hain ki ap jyda bakwas kertey hain toh bindas ki jagah bakwas likha kijiye hehehe
rashii aap aisa keh rahi ho :(
Hello friends, kaise ho aap sab? Hi savita , i m princy and reading in 11th medical. I m of 15. Waisa mera birthday 27sept. Ko hai to 16 ke he laga lo. Hi prince, mein apne name ke pichhe bad girl nahi laga sakti b/c i dont like it. Waise bhe friendship mein no complaints, no demands. So aap waisa he mere friends ban sakte hein par mein apne name ke pichhe bad girl nahi lagongi. Sorry! Agar aap mere friend banana chahte hein to u r most welcome. Or Aap kya karte hein aur kuch bhe aap aapne baare mein bata sakte hein . Jo aapne kaha tha ke mujhe 1 aise ladki chaiye jo mujhse naraj ho aur mein use manaon____ , ye jo kaha tha mujhe bahut achha laga so sweet . mujhe bhe 1 aisa he ladka chaiya . Aur divya, pankaj , rashi, admin, anju, mithu, raj kaisa ho aur bakkiyon ka mujhe naam nahi pata to unko bhe hey hello. Pata hai aaj mere school khulein hein to kal to pura din mujhe holiday homework karna pada. Meine puri holidays mein 1 word bhe nahi kiya aur kal pura din lage rahi. Aaj modal banaogi aur kal school jaongi. Ye 2 din to bekar gaye par koi baat nahi puri holidays to maze kiya. Chalo ok bay n take care
So So Sweet…. Maza Aa Gaya..
Prince, aapne apne baare mein kuch nahi bataya
Wow Princy nice words i like these all words tum sachme ek bindaas ledkee hoo so carry it or ha is bindas nature ke vajha se apne aap ko kabhee dhookha nahee khaane deena kyokee dhookha khaana insaan ke fitrat hai magar dhookha khaaya jaaye ye jaruree nahee hai
What Did You Want TO Say.. Samjha De Bhai.. Sarry Angrejy Princy Le Gayi Meri..
Thx but jo aapne kaha wo mujhe samaz nahi aaya. Plz explain this.
Chalo aap dono ke request per mai apne aap ko explain kerta hun
Mainia bola tha ke tum sach me bahut bindaas ledkee hoo bs tum dono ko isi baat ko samajhna tha ke mainai aisa kyo bola. ab tum nahee samajh paaye to koi baat nahee mai samjha deta hun mainai aisa isliyai bola tha kyokee ledkiyo ke kai gun hootai hai unme se ek gun ya u kehe ke khubee hai ke vo kabhee bhee apne age nahee batatee magar mainai dekha ke usne apne saaree baat ko bade he funny andaaj me hum sobko aisai bata diya jaisai ki isse kisi bhee ledkee ko kabhee koi problem nahee hootee.
chalo is baat ko chodo mainai ek bat oor boole thee ke bindaas hoona bahut acche bat hai so carry it magar insaan ko apne hud se aage nahee jaana chahiyai.
aisa mainai isliyai bola kyokee aaj ka envirenment aisa hai ke maximum teens aaj sex ke aadee hoo chuke hai or ye ek aisee beemaree hai ke insaan iske karan apne he nazro se gir jaata hai or sabse badi baat ke insaan apne aap se nazre milane ke kabil nahee rehta isliyai bola ke insaan ko apne hado ka pata hoona chahiyai. Magar ek problem to ye hai k her insaan ko apne hado ko pata hai magar fir bhee vo unko paar kerta hai or ye sub hai envernment ka asar. jokee mai aap or sabhee logo se benta hai.
mere khayal se ab sari baat samajh aa gayee hooge kyo prince
kya baat hai Dear Princy tum to chaa gaiiiiii
Hum sab thik hai yar or aap bhi thik hai rehnaaaaa
Hi divya, kya karti hein aap. Apne baare mein kuch bataye. Or i want to ask 1 que. Ke mujhe ye samazh nahi aa raha ke meine aisa kya keh diya ke aap sab meri itni taarif kar rahe hein.
Iska jawaab mai deta hun princy taareef uskee kee jaatee hai jo taareef ke kabil hoota hai.
hehehe the great jaat abe sidhe sidhe kaho naa tarif k liye akal ki nhi uski jarurat hoti hai hmmm kya kehte h usko jiske 2 bade bade latakte hai h kisi k chote chote v latakte hai h hmmmmmm me to bhul gaya……. yaad kar k batata hu, kahe ka tarif be sab k sab tharki log Hunn aa gaya tarif ka definition dene
Jara gor farmaiyega:-
Tarif uski jisne ye site banaya,
Tarif uski jisne ye site banaya
ek jaat ko ek pathan se milaya
dukh me sukh ka ehsaas dilaya
sardi me v garmi ka …….
kabhi khushi kabhi gum ka trailer dikhaya
and finally
mujhe bindaas banakar tujhe bakwas banayaaaaaaaaa hehehe
hehehe Raj bro. aapne kya jabardast sher farmaya hai________
Ek Jaat ko ek pathan se milwaya hai…….wah! wah!…maza aa gaya.
hi princy.. tumhare liye 1 song likha hai ekdum abhi-2, zarra dhyaan laga ke sunnna…okkkk
16 baras ki baali umar ko salaaaam…
o princy tere itne pyaaare comm. ko salaaaaaaaaaaaamm
hooooooooooooooooooho…
bussss ab gana wana khatm.. study per dhyaaan do bachcheeeeee….
hehehehe
Hi princy how r u?
@Jay…kamine saale bosdk kaisa he be 2..sorry!…he he…yaar mujhe lagta hai pehle 2 meri bhootni se darta tha ab mere bhoot se…ha ha ha ha…dhiraj ka bhoot he he..tc.
Dhiraj bhai ye ajkal apko kya ho gya h?? Apto aese words use ni krte the yaar!
yaar, koun sa chocalate, kahe ka chocalates, koi hame v smjhao..
panchi iska dimaag satak gaya hai…
kyu be dhirajjj… maine tujhe kab rulaaya…? bataa to sahi….jay kah raha tha…
abe m tujhse apne dil, apne lever,apni kidney se zyaaada pyaar karta hu mere laaal mere peeeele, mere neeele……………….
Pankaj tmhari mom ne mana kiya h na tme chocolates khane se to fir jidd ni krte achhe bache
panchi ji mom ne to aap jaisi beautiful girs se baat karne ko bhi mana karti hai….but m aapko aur choklet, dono ko hi nahi chod saktaaa, m kya karu…???
hehehehehe
Pankaj dear ajkl tm bde naughty sotty ho gye ho kya bat h ?speling mistake krke maje le re ho mar padegi jaanu fir na kehna warn ni kiya
Pankaj meri mom ne to ladko se bat krne ko mana kiya hai.
Ha ha ha Oh My GOd ye kaisa paap he uthale uss baba ko is duniya se….
Oye sneha keh deti hu mere samne chocolate ka name mat lo :( buhuhubuhu varna me tmari sari chocolates le lugi haan
NANANA MAI TO NI DENE WALI APNI CHOCOLATES HEHEHE ………..
abe chocolate kidhar hai mujhe v to batao,kahin baba to…….
ye theeek baat nashi hai, tum dono akele-2 chocklet khaa rahe ho… mujhse puucha bhi nahi hai.. panchchi ji kam se kam mujhe aap se asi ummeed nahi thi.. aap to apne frnds ka bada dhyaan rakhti thi..??? hehehehe
hi Panchhi Dear…….
kaise ho JaaN.?
Koi ni to me khud h le aungi
Me mast hu naresh ji ap sunao
Hi Sneha……….
shyad tme nhi pta
GOD ko kise uthane ke lye keh dia,
or Haan
Baba ne 2 sirf chance manga hai,
kuchh kiya nhi hai
or tumne use PAAP bta diya
y d wy,tumare itna bolne per
tmhe hssy kis baat per aa gy
mujhe samjh nhi aaya……?
Aki ye ki Prince hai ye aapka frnd vikas hai kya?
ager nhi hai to wo jo princy ka comment maine kiya tha wo Prince – The Bad Guy ko kiya tha ab mujhe nhi pata ye prince aapka frnd vikas hai ya koi or
hi DIVYA.
h w ru . sabse 1st to thanx ki aapne meri galatfahmi dur kardi kuki muje laga ki aapne wo coomets mere dost prince ( vikas ) k liye diye the .or 2d ye ki mai aapko bata du ki vikas ka mud khara hai isliye wo commets nahi de raha kuch dino se. ok bye
@jay…..,hope ki 2m mera yeh cmnt padhoge…..kya baat hai pehle 2m sabse pehle mujhe yaad karte the baad mein kisi aur ko..ab aisa bilkul nai ho raha…nything wrong wid u.??????????….meri fitrat he aise hai kisi ko chahne…jo postive point hai ya negative i dunno…jay.
GD JOKE……………
saale sb therki hai…….
Rashii Ji.. Princy The Bad Girl ki Punchh Lagaane Ko Raaji Nahi Hai.
@Wanted Bro.. Pahle Princy Mile To.. Wo To Pata Nahi Kaha Bhag Gayi.
Every One.. Hallo.
Hahaha Oh My God kaisa paap hai . is baba ko uthale is duniya se…..
sneha Dear………esa nhi kehta,
balki
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho…
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho….
Aur Mohabbat Aise nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho
heheheheh……….(kya smjhi)?
hello sneha ji…agar baba ji ko uthana hi hai to main tumhare saath hoo…tum zara help karogi to aasani se utt jayega ye sala Lunnacharya
Sare baba gande hotey, hum kbhi in babaao per trust nhi kertey, inse dur hi rehna chaiye
admin ji aapne btaya nhi apni pasnd k baare me?
Jay ji kitna acha lag rha hain apke srimukh se apna name sunker hehe
dhiraj ji hru ji?
Bheem ji shukriya
prince ji dharya rakhiye apko apki princes avashay milegi
hum thik hain kapil ji
Deep ji kaha ho ap?
Savita ji thnx ji
hi princy ji
tc frnds
madam ji ap meri apsand ke bar mein jan ke kya karenge :( hum apne isi haal pe rahne de
PS: if you want to join to aa aa sakti hai… dil ka darwaja khula hai ;)
hmm
chalaki ise kehte hai. he..he..
Admin ji apko hum pasnd hi nhi hain toh hum aa ker kya kerenge, hum nhi chahte ap apni pasand k sath compromise kerey, isliye hum jaanna chahtey hain ki apki pasnd kya hain
hmm meri pasand hai ladki ke nam ka pahla kashar R ho end ka I 2nd a 4th h 3rd s ho aur vo Singh ho. janam uska 88 mein hua ho… teaching line mein jana chahti ho…. kisi bhi ladko ko apna number na deti ho.. shudhi hindi bolne ki koshish karti ho
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@admin, milegi milegi. Keep on trying
@frns, hw r u all?
Haan haan tu kyu fikar karti hai mujhe aur mere bachho ko chod ke jane wali
bhaijaan purpose ka style pasand aaya, kya timing hai yaar :)
he Rashii………..hw r u.switty
kvi hme v yaad kr liya kro…..
Good morning frnds
admin ji kaise ho ap?
Ab hume apki pasnd pta chal gayi hain, ab ap tension mt lijiye hum jaldi hi apki pasnd ko ap k saamne leker aayege
Raj sorry apko bura lga, waise ap apni bakwas ki wajah se hi bindass ho
hi naresh ji
thnx dhiraj ji
dev ji kaha thae itne din?
Sahi kaha Matrix ji baba chalaak hotey hain in se dur hi rehna chaiye
meri behne kaisi ho ap?
Sbhi dosto kaise ho ap sb?
Hi kapil ji, civil exam ki prep nice best of luck
jay jra aj b kuch suna dijiye hehe
Wanted/Deep ji ya phir Mr Busy kaise ho ap?
hehehe Baba Ji Hamesha Apne Chakkar Mai Rehte Hai.
@panchii,…meri galiyo mein bhi jay k liye pyaar..u tc!..harsha..
@jay,.u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..hah!..sweet…luv u..tc!.
Hmmm hmmm ok
@JAI bhai kya karu yaar busy rehta hu bahut jyada…actually me civil service ki preparation kar rha hu isliye chatting karne ka waqt nhi milta
fir b miss karta hu aap sabhi logo ko
@PRINCY ho to choti bt bate badi badi karti ho…impressive ….
Kapil aap bhi to baate badi badi karte ho na or sunao ap delhi aaye ya nhi?
Baba ji shi kehte hai……..
najrane se kya hoga……..
chnce mille 2 sb ho skta hai….
so,chance pe sb "DANCE" kar le……
Ye lunnacharya baba hai ya playboy, lekin such me bht pahucha hua hai
@rashii di, aapki dua se sahi salamt hain….aap apna khayal rakhiyega…tc…
@jay,…jay….jay….jay…..tum bhi mere dil mein aise base ho…jaise…..India me population basi hui hai ha ha ha!!….jay meri dictionary mein sirf 4 hi shabd hain….I….LOVE…..YOU……JAY….jisko mein dil mein rakhta hoon…mere liye tum duniya ki sabse kimti cheej ho…tcccc…my jay.
h! Guys…………
kal chode so aaz chod, aaz chode so ab
bibi to chudti rahe sali chodega kab
asi ladki chodiye maan ka apa khoye
auran se chudi na ho bibi who na hoye
bada huwa to kya huwa mera lund
humne bhi to ladkiyion se maza liya bharpur
kart kart chudai ke lund hot balwan
chut me awat jane se ban jawe mahan
so enjoy life every tme…….
Hlo admin aabe ab bol b de bilkul tere jaise yahi naam yahi cehra yahi height yahi subawa bole to tum hi , hey divya kaisi ho tumne bulaya aur hum chale aye jaan hatheli par le aye re , hlo barbi (rashii) , hye panchhi urf harsha kaisi ho Ak 47 se goli nikal k rakha karo kahi koi na-jaeez hi na mara jai, hlo jay hw r u dude , hlo Aaj Binbaas ke bhai raj bindaas kya haal chal hai , hlo dhiraj ji jay ka khayal rakhna kahi koi isko chura kar na le jaye, hlo savita bhabhi kaise ho baal bache kaise hai , namaskar pyare mohan ji , hlo princy tum 16 bars ki main 17 bars ka ha ha ha, hlo kapil bhaaaaai kaise ho , hye prince the bad boy tum bohut bad ho is liye dulhan hum le jayenge ha ha ha , hlo naresh ki haal hai munidya, hlo anuj bhai ,hi pankaj nd aki bro hye sneha and angel , aare yaha to chotta bheem aur jaat the great b hai aur bhai jis kisi ka naam rehta ho use heartbeat ki pyar bhari sat shri akal , hlo, namaskar aur salam walekum
Bhai Raham Kar Mere Par.. Meri Dulhan Too Na Le Jaiyo.. Nahi To Rashi Ji Ki Dua Fail Ho Jaayegi.. Haa Apni Waali Dulhaniya Ko Bol Dena.. Ki HeartBeat Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge.
@Anuj,…princy ne tujhe anju bana diya…mubarak ho..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..tc..ha ha ha ha:).
@princy, chasma saaf karke padha kijie ha ha ha ha!.he he..
Heheheheehe Dhiraj Tum Kyo itna khush ho rhe ho….. tujhe to dukhi hona chahiye hehehehehe
smackia nepali uRf sameer on the streets lol….arre ye baba ton dhansu nikla
are yar adminis.bhai kya baat hai jo joke kam hote ja rahe hai kam se kam 3 joke to hone chahye yar .
aki bhai. bas kuch din ki mohalt de de sach mein sari shikayte dur kar dunga
hy my all frnds hru?
panchhi meri kabutari kaisi hai be tu
Aa gya tu namune me tere se bahot gussa hu kutta kahika kaha bhag gya tha tu
@panky,…m extrmly extrmly extrmly sorry 4 late kmmntng…..
panky mujhe tumse naraj hone ka koi hak nahi hai tum itne itne itne pyare aur acche ho……ki tumse naaraj q hou….tumne mere liye jo baate likhi uske liye mere pass shabd nahi hain…..jay ko meine pichle nov mein paya tha….usse pehle meri life mein koi naam nai tha…..jay se bichad jana mere liye bahut bura hoga….agar iss duniya mein khuda k baad koi naam hai to woh jay hai…jay se milne k baad mujhe shayari likhne aae pyaar ka matlab samajh mein aaya….jay ne jo mere dil mein jagah banai hai ab koi dusra uss jagah ko nai le sakta…bus ek baat kahna chahunga….yeh duniya jhooti hai agar jay k liye pyaar mere dil mein nahi…panky apna khayal rakhiyega…..tum bahut acche ho..gud night..
@hi heartbeat,…jay ko agar koi chura bhi leta hai but jay k liye jo pyaar hai mere liye jay k dil mein.. usse nahi chura sakta koi..
@hi lofar,hi dev bahut dino baat.tc..gn all frnds.
Hmmmm.. Main Kya Likhun Apne Baare Me? Kabhi Research Nahi Kiya Apne Baare Me Lekin Apni Facebook Pe Maine Apne Baare Me Kafi Achha Khasa Likh Rakha Hai.. Ab Apne Muh Apni Taarif Achhi Nahi Lagti. Iss Bande Ko Bus Ek Cheej Pasand Hai Wo Hai, Jhuth Nahi Kahunga, Sapne Dekhna. Dinner Karne Ke Baad Lambi Taan ke Sota Hoo Iss Garmi Me Bhi.. Lucknow Ka Banda Hoo.. Pahle Aap Pahle Aap Wali Baat Bilkul Nahi Maanta.. Dost Hi Mere Sab Kuchh Hain.. Sabse Jyada Pyaar Apni Mummy Se Karta Hoo. Papa Se Mummy Ki Competiton Hai. Ye Unka Mamla Hai.. Main To Mummy Ko Jyada Miss Karta Hoo Papa Se Jyada.. Main Ek Harmless Banda Hoo Kewal Tab Tak Jab Tak Mere Saare Hormons Sahi Kaam Kar Rahe Ho..
Prince u r very nice guy. Vaise ye hormons wali bat kuch samajh nahi aayi
Hormons…? Hmmm.. Ek Insaan Ke Andar Jo Bhi Bhawanye Aati Hain.. Chahe Wo Bhukh Lagne Ki Baat Ho Ya Kisi Bhi Cheej Ko Le Le.. Har Action Ke Liye Koi Na Koi Hormons Jimmedar Hota Hai… Yaha Tak Ki Aapko Gussa Aana Bhi Isi Hormons Ki Den Hai.. To Maine Ye Kaha Ki Agar Mere Hormons Dhang Se Kaam Kar Rahe Ho To.. Main Thik Thak Rahta hoo.. He He He..
Admin Bro..
Jab Snake Sun Nahi Sakta To Wo Been Ki Aawaz Pe Dance Kaise Kar Leta Hai.?
Been ko hilta dekh ke vo b hilta hai n hehe dance kaha krta hai.bese mere khal se sun bhi leta hai. Ek bar hamare padosi ke ghar aya to humne chilya ki samp . aur ye sun kr vo bag gya
@ Dhiraj yaar tum mere baare me jo kuch v soch Lekin maine to Tere khayal se muhabbat ki hai. Tere ehsas se muhabbat ki hai. Tu mere pass nahi hai phir bhi, Maine teri yaad se muhabbat ki hai. Jab-jab tumne mujhe mujhe yaad kiya hai, maine un har lamho se muhabbat ki hai. Jin mai ho sirf teri or meri bataen, Maine un mulakaton se muhabbat ki hai. Jo mehkte ho teri muhabbat se, Maine un jazbat se muhabbat ki hai. Tujh se milna to khwab lagta hai, Esliye Maine tere INTEZAR se muhabbat ki hai……….tc.
itna bura joke bhi nhi hai jo wah wah bhi na kre
man gaye bismilla sahab baabao ki kafi achi jankari rakhte ho………..
Yaha Koi Bismillla Bhi Hai Kya?
this is joke very boring and who is bismilla