Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai

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Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?

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Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai

Pappu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Pappu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thukayi Wala Kam Ab Band Ho Gaya Hai

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Pappu- Bache Kese Peda Hote H. Madam- Asman Se Pari Ati He Or Ma K Takiye K Niche Fool Rak Kr Chli Jati H. P- To Kya Wo Thoka Thaki Wala Kam Khatm Hogya

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  1. AJUBA says:

    Admin bro isme esa tha ki pappu ke aunty ko bacha hota hai to pappu aunty se pu6ta he aunty bacha kese hota he to aunty batati he ki pappu beta aasman se ek pari udte udte bacha leke aati he or ma ke godi me rakh ke chali jati he

    Pappu chokta he

    Aaila chodne wala system khatam ho gaya kya?

  2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Good Joke Babaji…

    Aur Baba Ji.. Like Aur Send Ka Option Bhi Yaha Aa Gaya.. Bahut Badhiya.. Ab Kam Se Kam Facebook Ko Kholna To Nahi Padega.. Hurrrrrrrrrrrr.

  3. Dhiraj says:

    mam:kon sa thoka thukai wala kaam.?

    pappu:oh mam aap itna bhi nahi samjhti….jab koi…***************************..

    mam:shockd…cm hre pappu…chalo principle mam k pass avi tumhari saari baat batati hoon.

    pappu:mam kon si thokan thukai wali…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..great joke admin..ha ha!

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      hello dear savita…….me 2 theek hoon

      tum sunao,Yaar kaise ho

      or pappu ko smjhao,aajkal usko khurk bhut hoti hai

      jo kisi dusre ka jwab dene ki jaldi rehti hai

      1. Panchhi says:

        Muthmar ji me na us rkumar ko pakadkr uski tange tod kr use ped se bandh dugi aur use ped se kvi chhodungi nhi to ap aur matrix v jarur ayega ap dono ko bda shonk h pakde jane aur fir na chhutne ka ap dono k sath v me rkumar jesa karungi

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      H! Princy……….hello kaise ho

      agr apne dosto mera naam shamil na kia to

      tumhe zindagi bhar "to be hanged til end" ki sjha di jayegi(Jubaan bahar)

      hehehehe…………

  4. Mausam says:

    hahahaha ye saalaa pappu no. 1 ka haraami he ,kaheen pe nahi chook taa he,

    jo bhi man me aataa he bak detaa he .

    hehee

    nice joke,but modified he.kisee puraane joke ka.

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @Dosto,….aaj maine apne dushmank kapde aag k hawale kar dia….ab kucch bacha hai to sirf raakh…..usse meri 3mnts pehle dosti hui thi..woh pehle hi din se kharab laga….usne mera majak udaya…mujhe tension diya…mere nature ko samjha nahi, usne mere maa baap tak ko gaali di…usne mujhe bahut kucch ulta sidha kaha…usne mujhse ladai bhi karni chahi…tab bhi mene use bura nahi kaha…woh kalank tha…ab mein usse bahut door hoon…ab woh mere liye sirf bura sapna hai….ab uski photos n videos bus delete karni hai…..******** tu kavi kisi k 7 nahi rah sakta go to hell!..

    1. pankaj says:

      oooyyyeeeeeeeeee dheeraj, kahi wo m to nahi hu..??? 1 baar mujhe maaf karde doooost… (just joking) are yaaar , jo chala gaya use bhoool jaa, wo tere laayak nahi tha…tere paas dosto ki kami nahi hai yaaar, hum sab hai na….

  6. Cool Dude says:

    Ye madam bhi na…baccho ko galat shiksha kyu de rahi hai…Aajkal aisi batein to sabhi ko malum hai..Phir, Pappu to Pappu hai ! 1 number ka harami…usse kaise malum nahi hoga…hahahaha !

  7. Rashii says:

    Such me bachho ko padhana kafi mushkil hain

    hello ji kaise ho ap Mr Admin ji, ache hi hogey ap toh

    prince ji ap tension mt lijiye apko pal do pal k liye puri life k liye pyar milega bs w8 kijiye ap apni princess ka

    jay ji kaha gayab ho ap?

    Divya ji, panchi ji hum thik hain ab.

    Or koi toh reply kerta nhi to ab sirf all frnds tc hehehe

    1. Admin says:

      tumhe kya…

      Rahn De Ni Rahn De Noi Rahn De… Jis Haal Chh Asi Haan Sanu Rahn De… Juthiya Tasalliya Na De…. Sanu Rondeya Jawani Katt Len De Juthiya Tasslliya Na De

      (Rahne De Yaar Tu Rahne De, Jis Hal Mein Main Hun Mujhe Rahne De, Juthiya Tasalliya Na De, Mujhe Rote Hue Ye Jawani Kaat Lene De, Juthiya Tassliya Na De)

      Asli maja sun ne ka lena hai to punjabi seekh

      1. Rashii says:

        Fir se num admin ji aise hi sikha dijiye na kaam chalau hehe

        Naresh ji thnx ji bt no thnx hehehe

        Panchi ji pehle thodi problm me thi per ab sb thik hain

        prince ji aamin hehehe

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      So Sweet Rashi Ji.. Hum Bhi Bhagwaan Se Dua Karenge Ki Wo Aap Ko Apne Sapno Ka Prince De…

      Aur Kaisi Hain Aap?

      Ek Princy Yaha Bhi Hain… Ab Bhagwaan Se Dua Kariyega Ki Ye Princy Hi Ho..

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      h! Princy……..yahan pe sb frnds hi hai

      or haan agr reply ka itna hi shonk hai 2,

      esa doonga ke tum kahogi ke bas kro.

      hehheheh……….

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Hum Ek Hi Surat Me Aapke Dost Banenge… Aapko Apne Naam Ke Aage.. The Bad Girl Ki Punchh Lagaani Padegi.. Jaise Humne Laga Rakhi Hai.. Manjur Hai?

    1. Admin says:

      Dono ki shirt ke age ke 2 buttons khulle the…

      aur ladki ne boss ko kaha tha.. typing aur shorthand ka kya hai ye to kisi ko bhi sikhayi ja sakti hai ;) baki kam aane chahiye na

      1. pankaj says:

        admn bro, mere comm. subah se hi waiting me aa rahe hai… zara chck kar lo yaaar…

        or aaaj koi joke bhi post nahi kiya, tabiyat to theek hai naa……dr… ko bhejuuu kyaa?????? hehehe

  8. Dhiraj says:

    @panky panky panky….4 u…2mse milna baaten karna bada accha lagta hai..kya hai yeh q hai yeh jo bhi hai bada accha lagta hai…ha ha ha!!

    @jay…kaise batae q 2m ko chahe yaara bata na paye…ha ha ha!

    @shiven,..dum maro dum mit jae hum bolo subh sham hare krishna hare raam..he he.

    @hi prince, hi rahul, hi raj bin, hi p.m,hi mii2.bhaiya ,hi anujjjjj,

    @hello rashii di, hello sis panchii, hello sis divya,hello sis savita,welcm princy.

  9. Dhiraj says:

    hey ek baar mein kisi auto jaa raha tha usme ek 5saalr7 ka ladka tha woh itni gandi-2 sex ki galiya de raha tha waa2say!!…uski koi problm thi hospital jaa raha tha…auto wale se bol raha tha abe madarchod gadi jaldi-2 chala….chutiye bhenchod gaadi jaldi chala…driver 20 saal ka tha aur muskura raha tha…mujhe hansi aur gussa dono aa raha tha…maa baap bhi gd knws.

  10. Shivendra says:

    Ek bar baba sexidas se unke kisi kameene bhakt ne pucha ki wife aur girl frnd me kya antar hota hai to baba gi ne ans. Diya.

    .

    Girl frnds r like radio mirchi " Its hot its no. 1"

    and wifes r like Red fm "Bajate raho"

      1. pankaj says:

        panchi , tumne AK47 dikha dii mjhe, ab soch samaajh kar comm. karna padega , pata nahi tum kab gun chala do gusse me, yaar abhi mne duniya me kuch bhi enjoyy nhi kiya….he he he

      2. Panchhi says:

        Ok sneha jii @haan pankaj ab jra soch kr cment dena samjha kya chikne…. @shivu ab meri leader h hmari party ko chhod kr chali gai h to me rajniti me rehkr kya karu!? Vese tmne thik kaha mere AK47 h pr bina goliyo k kyuki usme mene colour vala pani bhara h hehehe jisse me logo ko pareshan krti hu aur bacho k sath khelti hu

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    @princy dont worry muj se kar lo dosti….fayde me rahogi…

    chalo koi ni..is site pe aapka me sabhi ki or se WELCOME karta hu..

    @divya,rashi,anjali,punchi,savita..kese ho mauj me ho na

  12. Dhiraj says:

    Gandhiji ne kaha tha bura mat dekho..bura mat suno..aur bura mat kaho…

    gandhiji aap dekh lijie hum yanha aise koi cheez nahi kar rahe hai..kya kar rahe hain batata hoon..

    1..aankho se padthe hai..

    2..yanha sunai kucch nahi deta.

    3..yanha koi kahta nai bus likhta hai..

    toh gandhi ji aapke asli bandar or bandariya admin ki site pe hain..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!…tc gandhiji kavi india ghumne aaeyga bandar aur bandario se milne k liye…ha ha!.

  13. Raj Bindaas says:

    Admin – mere bhai ek baat puchna tha tumse ye Angel Z.k ROSY hai naa sach sach batana warna nhi batana, mujhe to shak nhi yakin hai tere ko kya lagta hai

    Rashii g – thik kaha aapne jab me free ho jau tabhi baat karna

    panchhi – rkumark ko chhoda mat sale math..ch ki himmat kaise hui hume gali dene ko hehe

    1. Admin says:

      na bachha na tu to pagal cum chutiya jyada ho gaya hai hehehehe har jagha vo hi najar aati hai..

      arey vo to mere pas mere ghar mein bacho ko khila rahi hai

      aur ye angel jo bhi hai Saudi Arabia Riyadh se hai

  14. aki says:

    hello adminis. yar joke to bhut mst hai bhai.

    teacher apne students ko ullu bana rahi thi lekin use malum nhi k aaj kal ke bache bade bad me hote hai or unko sab bato ki knowledge pahle ho jati hai . khas tor par jab papu jaisa students ho .

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