Bachte Bachte Bachha Ho Hi Gaya

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Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,

Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.

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Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon

Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati

Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua

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Naukrani- Malkin Ji Main Pregnent Hoon. Malkin- Mubarak Ho, Klawati. Naukrani- Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Ni Hua.

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25 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Malik apna admin tha….HaHaHa…..admin tere meter ki taare kati nahi theek se….

    1. Jåy says:

      Jhooth mat bol bhai. . Admin to abhi kawara hai. Jabki baal bachhedar to tum ho :P

    2. Himanshu.the.don says:

      Meter ki taarien:-P . Sahi bola delet aur vo Dr. Ma hi tha mujse galat taar kat gyi jis ki wajah se us Malik(admin) ki sex bhookh bad gyi:-D

    3. Admin says:

      chal meri nahi kati, is bat se khush hun .. par tera to suna hai meter hi ukhad ke le gaye hai hehehehe…. tabhi to L ki topi sir pe pahnta hai.

      Aur chinta na kar tere pe ek mast sa joke tyar hai, jise pad ke tera raha saha meter ka samaan b ud jayega hehehhehe

      1. deleted says:

        Tune Jo jokes bnane h bna le Mein parwah nahi karta……
        Aor mere meter ka ab koi use nahi h ….Jo kaam karna tha kar liya ……
        Tu apna meter sambhal k rakh…..
        Aur topiwali pic to rahi nahi….check my profile pic….

  2. naina says:

    heheheeh sahi kaha jay ji , anyways kese h aap//

    1. Jåy says:

      @Naina dear hum to mast hai. Bash abhi-abhi thodi si prblm ho gayi. . . . Aapki Naino (eyes) ne hum par effect kar diya.
      Humne apko slect aur dusaro ko reject kar diya . . . :-( :-@

      1. deva says:

        wah wah jai

  3. Sujeet says:

    Nice one,…,….,….,
    Hehehehehehehehehehehe……

  4. deepak says:

    :*Usne ek bar kaha tha-

    ”Pyar sirf mjhse hi krna”

    us din se lekr ajtak.. Mohabbat ki nigah se Humne khud ko b nhi dekha…

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    naukrani se to sabhi maje lete hain……

  6. deepak says:

    Hi..frnds..kya haal h ap sb k..?
    Naina ji keisi ho ap..? Sorry..ki maine.. apka nam hr baar galat spl. Kiya…actuly..meri 1 frnd ka nam b same h n vo hamesh nayna jain hi likhti thi..n apka name muje uski yad dilata h…so galti se likh diya..sorry sis..

    1. Jåy says:

      Deepak ji hum to bade hi maze se hai, bash thoda sa busy hone ki vajah se proper cmnts nahi kar paa rahe hai. . Jaise he thoda sa time milta hai bhagkar yaha Aap dosto ke pash aa jata hun. Aap kaise hai ?

  7. Jåy says:

    Dear all frnds, gud mrng n have a nice sunday !
    Aap log kaise hai ? Aaj mai Aap logo ko ek baat bata raha hun us par Aap log gour farmaiyega. . .
    Agar apki gf/bf apko koi Romantic msg/sms bhejta/bhejti hai to jyada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai, balki ye sochane ki baat hai ki ye sms usko kisane bheja hoga . . .

    1. devendr says:

      abe yaar gf/bf aaj kal internet per google per search karte hai

      or search kar k bhej dete hai hehehehe

      or yadi tu lund/chut/sex se related cheez soch raha h to meri baat dyan se sun hehehehe

      baat—->>> sex karte waqt message k bare mai puchne ka to khyaal hi nahi aata hehehehe

  8. deva says:

    ye baat malkin ko pata kyu nhi chali ,lagta h wo nasbandi wale ke sath thi,
    sach sach batao wo kiske sath thi………hehehee

  9. deepak says:

    True Lines:-
    A good date ends with dinner…

    But….

    An awesome date ends withbreakfast..!! ;) :P…

    Jo samjhe woh hase, warna POGO dekhe…:-D

    1. deleted says:

      GUD joke deepak…..keep it up

  10. deepak says:

    jay bro. Apun to ekdum zakas h…pn yaar tumhare cmnts k bina ye site suna suna lgta h..to bhai roz site pr ane ka, roz cmnt krne ka…n..apne sb bhai log..bole to sb frnds log ko yaad krne ka

  11. deleted says:

    The best compliment a girl can give to a boy ..
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    Keep it up…….

  12. kashish says:

    nyc joke..

  13. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  14. Priya says:

    NICE :))

  15. Hps says:

    Jhakkas joke

  16. meggi says:

    hahahaha nice joke..

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