Bandar Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Ek Bar Bandar Ne Ek Lady Ki Taar Pe Sukhti Bra Churayi Aur Ped Pe Beth Gaya

Aurat Chillayi: “Niche Daal Be Jaldi Se Niche Daal

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Bandar Hasa Aur Bola: “Besharam Sabar Kar, Shuruat Bra Se Hi Hoti Hai

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1 Bndar Lady Ki Bra Utha Ke Ped Pe Beth Gya. Aurat Chilayi: Niche Dal Be Jldi Se Niche Dal. Bndar Has K Bola: Beshram Sabr Kr Shurat Bra Se Hi Hoti Hai

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  1. savita says:

    Hello friends,

    A Cute Message for u…

    WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

    Respect Her

    Honour Her

    Love Her

    Protect Her

    Care For Her

    HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY:

    Just Smile Once

    &

    The Game Is Over.

    tc

    1. Jay says:

      Hi Savita ji,

      I have no pearl to gift you,

      I have no diamond to give you,

      I have no flowers to send you,

      but

      I have 3 beautiful words to say u

      “GOD BLESS YOU”

  2. Prince says:

    Insaan Chahe Kisi Bhi Nasal Ka Ho,

    Kisi Bhi Rang Ka Ho,

    Kisi Bhi Mazhab Ka Ho,

    Lekin Aansun Ka Rang Ek Hi Hota Hai.

    @Dedicated to Bakootari. Raashi ji Kaha Ho Aap? Gayab-3 Bana Rahi Ho Kya?

        1. Admin says:

          Prince chinta na kar hehe mujhe apna number de main tujhe call karke bataunga ki panchhi kaisi dana khati hai..

          hehehehe iski aur meri yaari to bahut purani hai.. sab jante hai hum ekd usre ke bare mein hehehe kyu panchii ??? sahi bola na maine

          1. Panchhi says:

            Aur admin ladkiya tuje no. Ni deti to tune ladko se no. Mangne suru kr diye ! @Aur prince jb kisi ki soch h aesi ho hr chiz me galat soch ne ki to dusre kya kr skte h !

  3. Jay says:

    .:-)”"*:._.:-)”"*:.

    GÖÖD MORNING “+._.+*”*+._.+”

    Løve i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life,

    Never ignøre per$øn whø løve$ u…tc.

  4. viru says:

    woh aurat kon thi ye nai bataya.

    @Heartbeat, gujarati sikh rahe ho kya? Kis k paas?

    @Rashii, itni b exam ki chinta karna achhi bat nai hai.

    @Panchhi, mara mota bhai na lagan ma buzy hato. Ahi pan khub j garmi pade 6.

  5. pyare mohan says:

    very good

    admin ji namaste kaise hain aap,

    ram-ram savita ji, panchhi ji, viru ji,matrix ji, jay ji, sabhi log kaise ho yaar kam se kam apni raji khushi to de diya karo yaar.

    1. Jay says:

      Hey sherlyn! thoda aur jyada bol deti to kya koi problem aa jati ??????

      Digari ka sangrah karke kya paayegi vats…?

      Paise ka moh tyaag aur comments kar…

      Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi….hehehe

          1. Matrix says:

            He..he.. sherlyn admin to rashi ko dil de baita hai. Aur paise to jay hi ne diye hai admin ko tujhpar baarish karne ke liye :P

  6. Jay says:

    @ HEY DHIRAJ !!!!!!!!

    ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE COMMENTS NAHI AARELE,

    BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT H

    HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW??????

    BOLE TO DO-CHAR COMMENTS CHIPKA DAL MAMU.

    sender Circuit bhai

  7. Jay says:

    Dear All Frnds

    There are 2 types of hooks

    1st is cricket hook

    &

    2nd is brazer hook

    1st is used to send ball outside the boundry

    &

    2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

    1. pk says:

      Hi divya,

      Me tumhe nahi bula. are yar koi apne app ko bhul sakta he kya, to me tumhe bhul sakta hu. me tumara divana hu janu. ur joks & coments r like a tonik for me my dear. keep in touch

      pk

    2. Kartik says:

      Divya ji me aap ko kaise bhul sakta hu jab me is side par paheli bar aaya tha to mujhe se koi baat nahi karta tha then i feel lonly when u talk to me .i dont forget u yaar ????

  8. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi frnd kaise ho aap log ?

    @ sorryyyyyyy dost jayada tym lene ke liye, zara wqt ki kami ho gayee thee apne paas !

    @ hi admin bhai yaha sb theek to hai na ?

    @ kuch naye frnd v aaye hai, ya fir purane wale hee to naam nahi badal liye !

  9. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj, When i was born, god said, “Oh no! Another idiot”.

    When you were born, god said, “Oh no! Competition”.

    Who knew, one day these two will become friends forever!

  10. Prince says:

    ek baat batao yaar Admin… Jitne logo ne Google Sms Channels Pe Tumhara Ye Group Join Kar Rakha Hai..unka Mobile Number Aap Admin Logo Ke Pass hota hai yaa nahi..Meara Matlab Koi Record Vagairah ki Haa Ye Falana Mera Group Join Kiye Huye Hai etc etc? Just For Curiosity? Ya sab google gruop waale hi sambhalte hain?

    1. Admin says:

      Nopp.. ye sab unke pass hi hota hai.. its a free service to send the SMS. hum logo ka kaam sirf unko Feed dene ka hai baki kam vo khud karte hai..

      Haan agar group personal ho to mobile number hum dekh sakte hai.. par vo fir site ke liye use nahi hota..

  11. Samir says:

    Admin bhai ,,

    kya haal chaal hain,,

    aaj aap bahut hi khus najar aa rahe ho yaar,,kya hm sb aapke khusi me samil ho sakte hain,,

    he he ,,,yaar party milegi

    kamine,vicky,,,jhant fantasy,,ravi

    rojy,,aaliya,,priyanka,pia,nima,

    punit mumbay, jay,kartik,matrix,

    savita bhavi,rashi,sherlyn,jesica,

    banjara,viru,ajuba,prince,divya,delhi,aur mery nayi frend ,,,,,,,PANCHHI,,,

    sabhi kaise ho yaaro,,

    1. Admin says:

      haan bhai aaja.. yaar dost hote hi khushi mein shamil hone ke liye hai… usne khushi double ho jati hai.. khas kar jab vo ladki ho.. par hehe i know tu ladka hai koi baat nahi aaja tujhi se kaam chala lenge heheheh

      Darr mat main esa vesa nahi hun hehehe par mere friends tujhe nahi chodenge nahi yakeen to Jay se puch le ;)

      1. Samir says:

        Are,,SONA mai tujhe kaise bhul sakta hoon yaar,,,
        tu to mery kuchi muchi si frend hai,,,,
        are suna tera avi kya chal raha hai
        ,,
        ,,
        ,,
        he he he ,,yaar mai tery padhayi k bare me puch raha hoon
        he he,,,aise tu kya samjhi,,
        ,,,aur soon mery ek PANCHHY FREND,HAI,,agar ousne tujhe mere sath dekh liya na,,,he he ouske PANKH,,,AISE HI jhar jayenge,,,he he,,

    2. AJUBA says:

      Apn ekdam zakkas he samir boleto fit fat and tan tana tan esa lagta he me hawao me hu aaj itni khusi mili he
      kyu ki kal mere school frend ki sadi he maja aayega party me lain marneka

      1. Samir says:

        Aree,yaar,,,5 may,,ko mere ek langotiya frend ka v shadi tha

        he he

        vo atankwadiyon ka gand pahrne ka kam karta ,,,he he,,

        wo army me hai na,,

        aur suna mere ish AJUBA yar ki koi AJUBI mili ya nahin,,he,he

        jarur batayyo

      1. Samir says:

        Abe banjara ye tune SHONA bare m kya bol diya yara,,,

        ..uffff,,yar

        ab to mai v sankat mai pr gaya hoon,,

        kahin SHONA,ko gaddhe ki jaghe,,

        ouddha hua to,,,,

        phir to mujhe ye song gana parega,,

        ,,lund se lund jo takraye,

        phir kya hoga hm dono ka anjam,

        jara piche ghumo re

        jara piche ghumo re,,he he

  12. Mausam says:

    Rashi ji aap kahaan ho,
    Panchhi ji aap kaisee ho,

    aap dono ke liye sher arz kar rhaaa hoon:-

    Sochta hoon in saagar ki lahroo ko dekh kar,
    kyu ye kinaare se takraakar vapas laut jaatee hain,
    Kartee hain wo kinaare se bewqafaayi,
    ya fir saagar se wafa nibhaatee hain.

    Chale gaye ho door kuchh pal ke liye,
    Door rahkar bhi kareeb ho har pal ke liye,
    Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
    Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.

    1. Samir says:

      Hi k.k mehta ,,

      are yar mai hoo na mai tujh se dosti karoonga,,,,

      abe yar tu kahin sb tv ka tarak mehta to nahi hai,, he he

      yar tu apna nam thora chota kr le achha lagega

  13. Jak says:

    Hello frnds,
    kya aap mujhse dosti kroge?
    Pls yaar aajkl main bahut lonly hu….
    Mujhe pyar se sabhi Jak bulate hain
    sms for my all frnd

    "Open the window and see the moon light…
    I know u feel sleepy, good bye and good night!"
    tk cr

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