Bandar Ne Sher Ki Gaand Mar Li

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Bandar Aur Sher Ne Ek Dusre Ki Marne Ki Sochi, Par Sher Mein Agar Takkat Hoti Hai To Bandar Mein Dimag.. To Kya Natija Nikla?
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Ek Baar Sher Ke Man Mein Sex Karne Ki Aa Gayi To Wo Bander Ko Bola.

Sher: “Aaja Gand Maarna Khelte Hai

Bander: “Pehle Main Marunga

Sher Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Theek Hai

Bander Ne Ek Ghante Tak Sher Ki Tasalli Se Maari Aur Maarne Ke Baad Bhaag Gaya.

Sher Ko Bada Gussa Aya Aur Vo Bhi Uske Piche Bhaag Liya.

Dhundte Dhundte Sher Ek Gaanv Mein Pahucha.

Wahaa Ek Aadmi Nahane Ki Taiyari Mein Apne Kapde Aur Newspaper Table Par Rakh Kar Nahane Chala Gaya.

Bander Ne Dekha Aur Uske Kapde Pahne Aur Newspaper Padne Ka Natak Karte Hue Table Par Beth Gaya.

Itne Mein Sher Bhaga-Bhaga Aaya Aur Bahar Bethe Bander Se Puchha.

Sher: “Aapne Kisi Bander Ko Jate Hue Dekha Hai?

Bander: “Wahi Bander Na, Jisne Aapki Gaand Mari Hai?”

Sher Ke To Tote Udd Gaye Aur Hairani Se Bola: “Ji, Par Aap Ko Kaise Pata Chala

Bander: “Akhbar Mein Headline Hai – Bander Ne Sher Ki Maar Li.

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34 Comments

  1. Himanshu.the.don says:

    Hehehehe kya dimag lagaya ha bander. Maine to socha tha sher admi ki marega par sala bander bi waha pahuch gya aur is joke ko naataki rup milagya

    1. Py@re moh@n says:

      admin ji namaste aapne shadi kab kar li ?

      1. Admin says:

        buhuhuhu tum meri shadi akrva ke hi rahna :'( vese hmmm aap logo ko bataye bina shadi nahi akrunga

        jis din shadi karne laga idhar ke sab logo ko invite karunga jo jo aa sake jarur aaye hehehehehe

        bcoz us din jay aur deleted sare bratiyo se gand marwa ke unko khush karenge

  2. wanted. says:

    bakwaas jke. sry admin.

    @DELEATED BRO, apni kismat aisi nhi ki date pr jaa sku. no gf..

    @PRIYA tera kl wala qestion (1st night ko bed tutne wala) padkr hi dar lagne lga..

    1. Priya says:

      hahahahahaha….socho agr such me aisa ho gya toh?

      1. JRS says:

        ha ab to yahi hone wala h bandar ne sher ki maar li aur sarkar ne hamari

  3. naina says:

    ok ok….. not decent :)
    so priya exam kb se h?
    rashii ji ap to theek se bat hi nhi krte :(
    jay dear its ok , frnds m majak to chalta hi h, :)
    anuj aaj kal bade active rhte ho site pr, hmmm :p
    nilesh ji, hps ji, wanted ji, deleted ji, and jinke nam nhi pata aap sab kese ho?

    1. wanted. says:

      mai mast hu ji. aap apni batao :)

    2. Priya says:

      Exams???usme bht time h abi ..

    3. Anuj says:

      Haan aaj kal nvj FB page se free hu na isliye :(

    4. HPS says:

      Hum to mast hain naina ji aap meeruth me kya karti hain…?

  4. naina says:

    priya lagta h tumhe lagta h ki tumhara bed pakka break hoga, tbhi hmse bahane pooch rhi h, hmmmm :P

    1. Priya says:

      No yr..mai bed check kr lungi…aur agr aisa hua to bhi bol dungi k bed purana tha..to weight se tut gya :p

      1. wanted. says:

        ek baat bta yaar, kya tu sach me itni bhari bharkam hai ki bed tut jaaye :o

      2. Priya says:

        no ..but bhana to acha wala dena h na so bola. :)

      3. HPS says:

        @ priya ji Suhagraat ko essa kya hota hai jo Bed toot sakta hai…?

      4. Priya says:

        Hps ji..mujhe nahi pata :(
        wo bahana to anytime bolne k kam aa skta hai na so bola :'(

  5. wanted. says:

    feeling bore yaaar. kha hai saare frnd??

  6. Priya says:

    Bakwas joke..

  7. kashish says:

    bht boring joke tha..

  8. sonu says:

    ye joke 20 saal purana hai.
    Wese ab is site pe naye joke nahi aate.
    Mene itne naye joke send
    kiye unko to kabi board pr
    diye nhi bs ghatiya de dete h

  9. HPS says:

    Aaj hum din me aaye to saare frndr gayab hain…..kahan ho bhai……????

    1. mamta says:

      my hu na…..

  10. wanted. says:

    sonu bhai, gr khane me kankad aa jaye to iska mtlb ye thode na hai ki pura khana hi kharab hai. nd rhi baat aapke jke ki to ye v ho skta hai ki wo jke admin bro k liye 200 saal purana ho…

    1. Admin says:

      Friends mere piche ladne ki kisi se koi jarurat nahi hai..

      Sirf ek baat yad rakhna aur samjna ki.. jaha quantity hogi vaha quality kam hogi

      Pure aur internet pe koi bhi ek aur Joke ski site bata do jo daily update hoti hai jiska SMS version banta hai jiska hindi version banta hai ya jokes likhne mein spellings aur mistakes ka jyada se jyada dhyan diya jata hai..

      ab mere pas 2 options hai ki ya to week mein sirf ek joke dalu ya fir ese kankad wale 2 jokes roj dalu.

      And Warning for all the users… jisko idhar ke jokes pasand nahi aate vo idhar padne bhi na aye aur aaye to comment na kar de bhul ke bhi ki jokes bakwas aa rahe hai… In clear words main ye bardasht nahi kar sakta…

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Kyon tention lete ho phir docter ke chakker katne padenge tantion mat lo

  11. rashii says:

    hehehehe
    admin ji shadi mubarak ho apko
    jay dear abhi tak train me ho ? Anshu kaisa hain ab?
    Wanted ji = ? ?
    Anuj ji = jhuth bole kowwa katey
    Deleted ji ap bhi to raat ko cmt kar rahe the
    Priya ji apke bhai Nilesh ji kaise hain?
    Hps ji kiski talash hain apko?
    Naina ji ap hi jyda bat nhi karti :-(
    sbhi frnds ko Happy Sunday

    1. wanted. says:

      ki hoya madamji?? mere ko n, aajkl ishare smjh me nhi aate ;)

    2. Priya says:

      Pata nahii aaj bhaiya kidhr bhaag gye :(

    3. HPS says:

      Aapki

  12. Anuj says:

    hmmmm mujhe to hansini ne kaat liya :((

  13. San bad says:

    Kuch toh bhi joke hey,
    Kisi bhi baath ko jodkar joke thodi bantey hey

  14. Manish says:

    Itna bhi bura joke nhi hai frns…thik hi hai

  15. Lalitmangla says:

    Acchha hai

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