Bandar Ne Sher Ki Gaand Mar Li

Bandar Aur Sher Ne Ek Dusre Ki Marne Ki Sochi, Par Sher Mein Agar Takkat Hoti Hai To Bandar Mein Dimag.. To Kya Natija Nikla?
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Ek Baar Sher Ke Man Mein Sex Karne Ki Aa Gayi To Wo Bander Ko Bola.

Sher: “Aaja Gand Maarna Khelte Hai

Bander: “Pehle Main Marunga

Sher Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Theek Hai

Bander Ne Ek Ghante Tak Sher Ki Tasalli Se Maari Aur Maarne Ke Baad Bhaag Gaya.

Sher Ko Bada Gussa Aya Aur Vo Bhi Uske Piche Bhaag Liya.

Dhundte Dhundte Sher Ek Gaanv Mein Pahucha.

Wahaa Ek Aadmi Nahane Ki Taiyari Mein Apne Kapde Aur Newspaper Table Par Rakh Kar Nahane Chala Gaya.

Bander Ne Dekha Aur Uske Kapde Pahne Aur Newspaper Padne Ka Natak Karte Hue Table Par Beth Gaya.

Itne Mein Sher Bhaga-Bhaga Aaya Aur Bahar Bethe Bander Se Puchha.

Sher: “Aapne Kisi Bander Ko Jate Hue Dekha Hai?

Bander: “Wahi Bander Na, Jisne Aapki Gaand Mari Hai?”

Sher Ke To Tote Udd Gaye Aur Hairani Se Bola: “Ji, Par Aap Ko Kaise Pata Chala

Bander: “Akhbar Mein Headline Hai – Bander Ne Sher Ki Maar Li.

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