Baniye Logo Ki Delivery Itni Sasti Kyu?

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Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,

Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.

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Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?

Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai

Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?

Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye Choot Ke Aage 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai

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14 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Sahi baat h

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Oye tujhe kaise pata ye sahi hai

  2. Sujeet says:

    Baniye paidaishi………….hote hai…..
    Hehehehehehehe…..,……

  3. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    huh……! aisa b hota hai? Admin bro pandito ka b to yahi haal hai…

  5. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Santa Ki GF: Aapke bina mera Zee nai lagta.
    Santa: Zee nai lagta to kya hua….? Sony ya Starplus laga lo..wo bi acche channel hain.

  6. Mausam says:

    hahahahahah ye to baat sahee he,baniyaa,1 rs ke liye daudtaa chalaa aataa he

  7. deleted says:

    Priya ji , nilesh ji kahan Ho ??

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Del ji hum yhi hai.. Aur ap kha hai….???
      Priya ji to bahut busy ho gyi hai…. So kam aa rhi hai site pr.. Kyo priya humne sahi kha na….???:-):-):) :) ;-DB-)
      @PRIYA JI ye jo 08 april ko IIT-JEE ka exam hua hai, usme ap b exam di thi kya…..???

      1. Priya says:

        no.mai busy nahi hun ..
        no,maine exam nahi diya :)

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Ap site par achank se aana km di hai, isliye humne kha….
        Site pr km aane ka koi reasion hai kya priya ji…???

      3. Priya says:

        nahi..koi reason nahi hai :)

      4. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        To fir ap kyo nhi aa rhi hai….???
        @Koi to bat hai…. Warna tum bina cmnt kiye rah hi nhi sakti…
        @Batao na kya bat hai, kisi ne kuch kha hai kya….???

  8. pankaj says:

    hahahaha aaj anuj ka commnt nahi aaya koi…………;).

    :P

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