Bavishya Dekhna Seekho Free Mein

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Ek Ladki Ne Swami Lunnacharya Ka Bada Naam Suna Thha, Ek Din Kuch Paane Ki Chah Mein Unke Pass Ja Pahunchi.

Ladki: “Swami Ji Kya Aap Mujhe Bhavishya Dekhna Sikha Sakte Ho?

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Swami Ji: “Yeh Kaam To Bahut Hi Aasan Hai Bachha

Ladki Khushi Se: “Toh Fir Sikhao Na Mujhe Bhavishye Dekhna

Swami Ji: “Kapde Utaro Aur Ghodi Ban Jao

Ladki Gabrate Hue: “Swami Ji Yeh Kya, Aap To Mujhe Chodna Chahte Ho?

Swami Ji Muskurate Hue: “Dekha, Dikhne Lagaa Na Bhavishya

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7 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Gud joke

  2. vips says:

    hahahahahahahahahahah…………………bahut achcha hai

  3. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha
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    hahahaha….. Maza aa gaya..

    1. Admin says:

      Hehehehe kis cheez ka maja aaya be tujhe hehehehe jo itna hass rela hai :p

  4. Hps says:

    Nice

  5. Hps says:

    Nice..

  6. Dharm says:

    Kya joke h yaar maja aa gayac

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