Bechara Bhola Bhala Bandar

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Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha

Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha

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Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga

Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha

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Bandr Ped Pe Betha Tha, Niche Couple Sax Kr Rha Tha. Bandr Hairan Ho Gya Aur Bola: Kya Mast Kela H Ladki K Itna Khane Pe B Khatm Nai Ho Rha

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67 Comments

  1. Jessica says:

    Ek pj double meaning purana hai shayad apne ye pehle bhi pada hoga
    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
    kya soch rahe ho fuck
    gandi soch ye toh SHAKTIMAAN ke ane ki awaaj hai

    1. Jay says:

      Jessica ji aap sahi kah rahi hai….fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ….. SHAKTIMAAN ke ane ki awaaj hai….

      Aur SHAKTIMAAN ke jane ki awaaj kaisi hai ????? seesooseesooseesooseesooseesoo ya phir kuch aur awaaj aati hai ?????????

      1. Matrix says:

        ha…ha…ha…ha…ha..ha…ha…..

        Sahi kaha jay bhai :P

        seeso..sesooo…seesoooo…he..he..

        Aur jakal ke aane ki aawwaj aisi hai, power…power….power… :P

  2. Matrix says:

    Bacha: Mien ne hathi ke samne 12 kele rakhe usne 11 khaye ek q nhi khaya?
    Admi: Hathi ka pet bhar gya hoga !
    Bacha: Nahi 12wa kela plastic ka tha :P
    .
    Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kele rakhe to usne ek b nahi khaya q?
    .
    Admi:sare kele plastic k honge !
    .
    Bacha:Nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha :P
    .
    Bacha: Par ab kele bhi asli the or hathi bhi asli tha par hathi ne ek b kela nai khaya.
    .
    admi: !!!
    Kyun?
    .
    Bacha:kele tv main the :P
    .
    Bacha: Acha ab asli hathi or asli kele dono tv par the phir bhi hathi ne kele nai khaye
    .
    Admi: kiun bhai??
    ??
    .
    Bacha: Dono alag alag channels par thay..
    Ha..ha..ha..ha…

    1. Jay says:

      Wah! Wah! Matrix bhai bahut accha joke sunaya aapne…..thanks

    2. sudhir says:

      gooooooood………….bahoot badhiya

    3. divya says:

      Matrix kya yaar paka diya aapne

    4. jennie sharma says:

      niceeeeeeeeee joke dudeeeeee aise jokes laate kaha se hooooo….

      1. Kartik says:

        Mere paas se jannie ji

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ chinta mt kr bandar tere paas v aisa hee mast kela hai , tu v kisi bandariyaa ko khub khila skte ho !

  4. Admin says:

    Haan unhi ka tha hehehe pr tujhe kese pata chala

    1. Panchhi says:

      Admin tuje akele akele bate krne ki bimari lg gayi hai shayd

      1. Jay says:

        Panchhi ji Admin bhai kya karey ??????
        Aap to unke chat par aati nahi hai:P….hehehe

  5. divya says:

    bewakoof bandar

    1. Jay says:

      Haa Divya ji Bandar bewakoof thha. Kyuki Ladki Kele khaa rahi thhi to bandar ko Aam (Mangos) choosna chahiye thha……..hehehe

      1. divya says:

        @ jay ek baat batao aapko kaise pata ki wo ped aam ka tha kuch to gadbad hai

        1. Admin says:

          divya tere ko lagta hai baat samajh nahi aayi heheeh

          1. Jay says:

            Admin bhai !!!!!! Divya ji ko kaise samjhaye ???????

          2. Admin says:

            Hehehe jese tere ko achha lage samjha dena. Hehe

          3. Matrix says:

            Admin bhai jab aap ke tedhe tedhe jokes divya samajh jaati hai to ye nai samjhegi kya? he…..he..he… Wo to bas mazaak kar rahi thi :P

        2. Kumar says:

          Divya

          Jab bandar ko bina kele ke pad ke kela dikhai diya too dom aam bhi to dekh hoge…

          Mind apply karo yaar…

          1. sunil says:

            divya tum galat sooch rahi ho wo lund ko kela samaj raha tha

      2. AMIT says:

        wow joy aapne to bada sunder reply kiya mast

  6. divya says:

    hi raavan

    1. sudhir says:

      Hello divya ji…….lagta hai apko is type ke jokes bahoot pasand hai…?

      1. Matrix says:

        Haan yaar use isi tarah ke jokes pasand hai :P he..he..

        Tabhi na roz aati hai yahaan :P

    2. deep says:

      hi divya

      wo bandar lund ko kela samaj rha tha

      aur ladki ke boobs ko aam

  7. divya says:

    hello mere saare old frnds kaise ho or kaha ho

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Divya m tumhare upar hi to hoon :P

      Tumhe dikhayi nahi de raha hai Ped par……..hehehe

      Yaar hum to bahut maze se hai, Aap sunaye sab ok to hai ??????

      1. divya says:

        jay ji mere upar nhi mere comment ke upar ho aap

        1. Jay says:

          Thanks Divya ji aap yaha v baat ko nahi samajh payi………hehehehe
          Admin bhai ab aap hi samjhyen mai to kahi aur chala.

          1. Matrix says:

            Ab kya uske niche chala :P ha…ha…..ha….ha…..

        2. Kumar says:

          Oh ic

          To aap ke upar kon hain …………..

    2. Prince says:

      Badhiya hain..jagah to aap ke dil me bhi hogi lekin filhaal apne ghar me kaam chala rahe hain..

      1. Jay says:

        Yar Prince aapki ye baat "jagah to aap ke dil me bhi hogi lekin filhaal apne ghar me kaam chala rahe hain" kuch v hazam nahi huyi. plz samjhayen nahi to haazmola khana padega:P

        1. Matrix says:

          Abe haajmola khana par dabur ka :P Aur khane ke baad ek baar ye bina ruke dohra dena,

          Kharak singh ke kharakne se kharakti hai khirkiyaan, khirkiyon ke kharakne se kharakta hai kharak singh :P

          Isse pet mien baat to kya hawa bhi nai rahegi :P he..he..

          Aur prince ki baat chor wo to pudeen hara khata hai :P Ha..ha..ha…

          1. Jay says:

            Matrix yaar tu jarur Lawang Bhashkar churan ya phir kayam churan khata hoga:P….hehehehe

    3. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo divya kaisi ho yaar main to tumhare dil me hu yara diyan se suno tumhe sirf heartbeat hi sunai dega aur kuch nahi

  8. Prince says:

    Rashi ji kaisi hain aap? hum aapko barabar yaad karte hain..Ab batana bhi to achha nahi lagta na.. he he he.

  9. Kartik says:

    Koi to mera frnd nahi bana koi bat nahi

    1. divya says:

      Kartik ji aapne ye kaise bol diya ki aapka koi frnd nhi hai?

      iss site pe sabhi ek dusre ke frnd hai aap pata nhi hai kya

    2. Jay says:

      Yaar Kartik teri bhoolane wali bimari abhi tak nahi gayi ??????????

    3. mini says:

      haan kartik ji aap kaisi baat kar rahe ho iss site pe sab ek doosre ke friend hain

  10. Jay says:

    Arey Admin bhai Ee hamar bejalka Kelwa abhi tokari me hi dikhayi det baa.

    Ka ekara k sab dostwan k dekhaway k erada na h. Chali kauno baat na h baad me hi dekhawal jaayi…..hehehehe

    1. Mausam says:

      hahaha achchha joke he,

      Jay tum Bihari ho kya

      1. Jay says:

        Mausam bhai mai U.P se hun.
        Aur aap kaha se hai ??????????

        1. Mausam says:

          main bhi UP se hi hoon jay bhai.Taj city se aur aap kaunse city se ho.

        2. Jay says:

          Mausam yaar m Azamgarh se hun, Lekin hum Delhi – Rohini Sec. 17 me rahte hai….

  11. sanjay says:

    comedi joke thik nahi laga

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar Sanjay tumhe joke accha nahi laga to ye sun…

      Khusra (Hijada) police interview k liye gya.

      Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.

      Khusra taali mar k: haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy:P

  12. Malik says:

    Nice dears

  13. pyare mohan says:

    prashansa ke liye dhanyawad panchhi ji.
    jaisa ki aapne kaha ki bachchon ko nakal karte samay na danta karu kyuki wo bhagwanka rup hote hain.panchhi ji agar bachchon ko nakal karte samay nahi danta jayega to unme ek galat habbit pad jayegi aur ek teacher ko ye baat kabhi bhi achchhi nahin lagti ki uska student galat disha ki oor jaye. vaise aapne kitni bar nakal ki hai. please jarur batana kyuki aap bhi to bachcha hai aur bachche to bhagwan ka rup hote hai.please don't mind.

    1. Matrix says:

      Is baar P.Mohan ji aapne galti ki ! Aur wo ye hai ki aapne bachchi ki jagah bachcha word ka upyog kiya :P ha…ha…ha…

      aur ek baar "letter to university deen" wala joke parh lijiyega. Mien ye nahi bol raha ki wo aapke upar hai bas aise hi bol raha hoon. Isse aapko exam papers set karne mien madad milegi :P

      Moral: Galtiyaan insaan se hi hoti hai :P

      1. pyare mohan says:

        kshama chahta hun matrix ji yahan per bachcha shabd common gender ki tarah use hua hai aur ek baat bata dun ki common gender main bachcha ho ya bachchi koi fark nahin padta,doesn't matter.
        dhanyawad.

        1. Prince says:

          Aap Bilkul Durust Farma rahe hain Pyare mohan Ji.. Bhagwaan Aapki Devnaagri(Hindi Bhasha) ko yun hi unnati de.

          1. pyare mohan says:

            dhanyawad prince ji.

  14. Ashish says:

    Hi tenku kya kar rahe ho kela khana hi kya

  15. Ashish says:

    My vi bihari hu kono tensan nekhe leweke humu sabkan doste hu…

  16. Sandy says:

    @divya: are vo aam to sab ldkiyon k pas hote h….

    balki 2 hote hain…:):):):):):):)

  17. Kartik says:

    Thanx yaro koi to mera frnd bana jay ji aur divya ji me in lamho ko sambhal kar rakhna chahata hoon sayad me kal ho na hoon

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar tension nahi lena ka "Mai hoo naa"..

  18. Kartik says:

    Jay ji gorakhpur k ho ka

    1. Jay says:

      Kartik bhai humara base Azamgarh se hai….

  19. NARESH says:

    heheheheheheheh……..gooooooooooooooood jokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

  20. sunil says:

    Hey Divya tum kis tarah ke jokes pasand ha ma tumha wahi suno dunga

  21. mini says:

    meri is site par koi bhi friend nahi hai.plz koi mera frnd ban jao.

    1. Jay says:

      Dear Mini aapko kahne ki jarurat nahi hai dekhte rahiye aapke bahut sare Friends aur Boy Friends ban jayenge…….hehehe

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