Bechara Bhola Bhala Bandar

Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha

Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha

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Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga

Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha

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Bandr Ped Pe Betha Tha, Niche Couple Sax Kr Rha Tha. Bandr Hairan Ho Gya Aur Bola: Kya Mast Kela H Ladki K Itna Khane Pe B Khatm Nai Ho Rha

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  1. Jessica says:

    Ek pj double meaning purana hai shayad apne ye pehle bhi pada hoga
    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
    kya soch rahe ho fuck
    gandi soch ye toh SHAKTIMAAN ke ane ki awaaj hai

    1. Jay says:

      Jessica ji aap sahi kah rahi hai….fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ….. SHAKTIMAAN ke ane ki awaaj hai….

      Aur SHAKTIMAAN ke jane ki awaaj kaisi hai ????? seesooseesooseesooseesooseesoo ya phir kuch aur awaaj aati hai ?????????

      1. Matrix says:

        ha…ha…ha…ha…ha..ha…ha…..

        Sahi kaha jay bhai :P

        seeso..sesooo…seesoooo…he..he..

        Aur jakal ke aane ki aawwaj aisi hai, power…power….power… :P

  2. Matrix says:

    Bacha: Mien ne hathi ke samne 12 kele rakhe usne 11 khaye ek q nhi khaya?
    Admi: Hathi ka pet bhar gya hoga !
    Bacha: Nahi 12wa kela plastic ka tha :P
    .
    Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kele rakhe to usne ek b nahi khaya q?
    .
    Admi:sare kele plastic k honge !
    .
    Bacha:Nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha :P
    .
    Bacha: Par ab kele bhi asli the or hathi bhi asli tha par hathi ne ek b kela nai khaya.
    .
    admi: !!!
    Kyun?
    .
    Bacha:kele tv main the :P
    .
    Bacha: Acha ab asli hathi or asli kele dono tv par the phir bhi hathi ne kele nai khaye
    .
    Admi: kiun bhai??
    ??
    .
    Bacha: Dono alag alag channels par thay..
    Ha..ha..ha..ha…

          1. Matrix says:

            Admin bhai jab aap ke tedhe tedhe jokes divya samajh jaati hai to ye nai samjhegi kya? he…..he..he… Wo to bas mazaak kar rahi thi :P

      1. Jay says:

        Yar Prince aapki ye baat "jagah to aap ke dil me bhi hogi lekin filhaal apne ghar me kaam chala rahe hain" kuch v hazam nahi huyi. plz samjhayen nahi to haazmola khana padega:P

        1. Matrix says:

          Abe haajmola khana par dabur ka :P Aur khane ke baad ek baar ye bina ruke dohra dena,

          Kharak singh ke kharakne se kharakti hai khirkiyaan, khirkiyon ke kharakne se kharakta hai kharak singh :P

          Isse pet mien baat to kya hawa bhi nai rahegi :P he..he..

          Aur prince ki baat chor wo to pudeen hara khata hai :P Ha..ha..ha…

  3. Jay says:

    Arey Admin bhai Ee hamar bejalka Kelwa abhi tokari me hi dikhayi det baa.

    Ka ekara k sab dostwan k dekhaway k erada na h. Chali kauno baat na h baad me hi dekhawal jaayi…..hehehehe

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar Sanjay tumhe joke accha nahi laga to ye sun…

      Khusra (Hijada) police interview k liye gya.

      Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.

      Khusra taali mar k: haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy:P

  4. pyare mohan says:

    prashansa ke liye dhanyawad panchhi ji.
    jaisa ki aapne kaha ki bachchon ko nakal karte samay na danta karu kyuki wo bhagwanka rup hote hain.panchhi ji agar bachchon ko nakal karte samay nahi danta jayega to unme ek galat habbit pad jayegi aur ek teacher ko ye baat kabhi bhi achchhi nahin lagti ki uska student galat disha ki oor jaye. vaise aapne kitni bar nakal ki hai. please jarur batana kyuki aap bhi to bachcha hai aur bachche to bhagwan ka rup hote hai.please don't mind.

    1. Matrix says:

      Is baar P.Mohan ji aapne galti ki ! Aur wo ye hai ki aapne bachchi ki jagah bachcha word ka upyog kiya :P ha…ha…ha…

      aur ek baar "letter to university deen" wala joke parh lijiyega. Mien ye nahi bol raha ki wo aapke upar hai bas aise hi bol raha hoon. Isse aapko exam papers set karne mien madad milegi :P

      Moral: Galtiyaan insaan se hi hoti hai :P

      1. pyare mohan says:

        kshama chahta hun matrix ji yahan per bachcha shabd common gender ki tarah use hua hai aur ek baat bata dun ki common gender main bachcha ho ya bachchi koi fark nahin padta,doesn't matter.
        dhanyawad.

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