Bechara Masum Santa Aur Sex

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Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass

Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya

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Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya

Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?

Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?

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Pehli Bar Sex K Bad Santa Rone Lag Gaya, Ladki" Kya Hua? Santa: Jab Andar Gaya Tab 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?

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75 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    afirst viewer

    1. spicychick says:

      by d way kapil, average size kya hota hai?

    2. manish says:

      kapil bhai ajj to baji mar li tumne

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    koi hai takkar dene wala

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    buhu hu hu hu…..(.kapil rote huye) 6 ka 3 ho gaya

    1. Inaaya********* says:

      kapil yaar tu to mat ro

      tu to kitna samajhdaar hai santa ko samjha yaar

  4. Anuj says:

    lakin ghusane ke pehle to 3 inch ka hi tha na chutiya santa

  5. Anuj says:

    ya santa ka hamesha khada rehta hoga… sex karne ke bbad pehli baar gira hoga aur wo ghabra gya hoga

  6. kapil the cute boy says:

    NAUGHTY dear aa jao wada karta hu 6 ka6 hi rahega 3 nhi hoga

  7. Anuj says:

    sabse bada baat ye hai ki usko agar sex krna aata tha to usko ye b malum hoga ki kab bada hota hai aur chota

    1. Inaaya********* says:

      correct anuj bilkul theek kaha aapne

    2. Khushnu says:

      yeh joke hai enjoy karo har chiz mein sense nahin dekhte

  8. Anuj says:

    waise joke bahat accha hai….

  9. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA dear mera hathi chuha ban jayega kya?????plz muje bacha lo dear

  10. Anuj says:

    hii divya jaan….

    1. divya says:

      hi Anuj dear

  11. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI dear kya tumne kabi 6 inch ka dekha hai?????

  12. sanjay says:

    GOOD JOKE BECHARA SANTA

  13. kapil the cute boy says:

    SHABNAM boobs queen dear tum batao santa ka baki 3 inch kaha gaya

  14. pia says:

    hehehe buddhu santa , isse to gadha bhi samajhdar hoga

    1. Sanju says:

      Kya kabhi gadhe ka dekha hai

    2. Khushnu says:

      sahi kaha yaar

      iska 3inch gayab hua uska 12inch gayab ho jaata hai,

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    Divya dear tumare liye to chot b sah lenge….wese waha b ghutne hi tekne padte hain

    1. divya says:

      o kapil jaan mai tumhare hathi ko chuha nhi hone dungi.

      1. sanju says:

        hey divya…….kabhi mere ajgar ko b moka de do.

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    1. divya says:

      kapilllllllllllllllllll itne L kafi hai ya or lagau

  17. Rishab says:

    hi everyone i m new your friend

  18. sagar says:

    rosy dear galat baat ha 3 inch vapis karo!!!!!!!!!! ha ha nice joke

    1. Rosy says:

      @sagar, tere paas hoga..mere pass ni h.. Bevkuf santa n sagar

      1. sagar says:

        yaar bura lag gaya wo girl ke pass gaya tha

      2. sagar says:

        Rosy yaar mere pass tou ha par mera he ha wo ma tumhe he de sakta hu lv u my cutee……..

  19. sagar ambala says:

    admin ji ke gal santa ghar tou khada karke laya se

    1. Admin says:

      heheheh Eh te santa nu pata hona hai

  20. SHARMA says:

    nice but late

  21. manish says:

    santa sala itna bada chutia hai ki aisa chutia puri duniya mei milna mushkil hai

  22. prit says:

    mera to 6 inch ka jaata jata hai aur 6 inch ka hi bahar aata hai yakeen na ho to dalwa ke dekh lo

  23. spicychick says:

    i m sceptic of ths thngs! :'( :'(

  24. spicychick says:

    nice one but couldn't make me laugh m stl misin my lover

  25. manisha says:

    hii sach mai 6 ka hota hai

    1. manish says:

      manish keh ti yu rahi hi ki jaise kabhi tumne liya hi nahi……..manisha manish ka hai6 inch logi kyaaaa

    2. Abhey says:

      6+ hota hain

  26. manisha says:

    it is good joke

  27. sagar says:

    chicke yaar sante ka lund 3inch kam ho gaya tume hase ke pade ha!!!!!!!!!

  28. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    fair joke but not gud.

    hnji anjali ji lagta hai apne apna name change kr liya hai.

    m i right?

    ok plz dont mind it…

  29. shabnam says:

    i think santa nadan nahi hoga, kya usne toilet me kabhi apna hand use nahi kiya hoga. Sala natak kar raha hai. Jab usko ye pata hai ki sex karne callgirl ke paas jate hain,to ye nahi pata hoga ki ki sex karne ke baad 6inch ka l**d 3inch ka ho jata hai. Gandu santa.

    1. Admin says:

      Tum log fir joke mein logic le aaye
      hadd hai tum sab ki..

      Vese ye joke actually mein ladki pe thha ki ladki first night pe rone lag jati hai ki aapne mere saath kya kiya 6 inch ka ander dala 3 inch bahar nikala baki ka 3 inch kaha hai
      mene modify kiya santa ke liye

    2. manish says:

      shabnam tujhe badi knowledge hai lund ki…….kitne lund liye hain aj tak…hehehehe

  30. dil b says:

    hi rosy

  31. manish says:

    hi anjali were r u

  32. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA thanx yaar mere hathi ko hathi hi rehne dena

  33. kapil the cute boy says:

    INAYA muje samajdar bolne ke liye thanx……….wese i like ur comments

  34. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar tum b to kuch kaho

  35. kapil the cute boy says:

    SHABNAM yaar tum to badi experienced ho…..tumne kabi apne haath me leke dekha ki kese 6 inch ka 3 ho jata hai

  36. ARVIND says:

    hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shabnam

  37. naughty hotty says:

    O kapil darling u knw na m always ready swthrt kapde utaro condom lgao main abhi aayi jaan

  38. anjali says:

    he PRINCE
    u r wrong yarrrr
    I like my name ANJALI vry much.

  39. anjali says:

    KAPIL tum 6inch ki bat kr rhe ho maine to 3inch ka bhi ni dekha dear….

  40. anjali says:

    kapil tum rote hue ache ni lgte ho yarrrrr smile plzzzzzzzz

  41. anjali says:

    MANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH were r u????????dear

    1. manish says:

      anjaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iam here dereeeeeeeeeee…. Jab bhi main anjali naam likhta hun to mujhe kuch kuch hota hai ki anjali yaad a jati hai….

  42. sohail says:

    shabnam..admin ne samjha hi dia ki joke ko joke ki tarah hi lena chahiye, uski sensibility nahi dekhni chahiye. baki ladkio ko size ke bare mein curiousity thi..ab unko reply mil gaya hoga.

  43. akash says:

    anjali itna pareshan maat ho main tumhe 7inch ka dekhta hoon bolo kab free ho

  44. rehan nawaz says:

    hans le gahrai me mat ja balak

  45. anjali says:

    no thnx AKASH mujhe jrurt ni h dekhne ki……

    1. akash says:

      as u wish

  46. anjali says:

    kya bat h MANISHHHH AJ to………

  47. Abhey says:

    Santa ne jhut bola hain…

  48. Irfaan says:

    are yaar Santa ne Ye nahi dekha ki chodne ke pehle uska 3 ka 6 hua tha

    lollxxxxx

    Phir kahe ka rona

  49. arsh says:

    mai yaha hu

  50. deva says:

    im new in your site

  51. ankit says:

    hiiiiiiii anjali r u ready?

  52. bad boy says:

    woh to hamesha ready rehti hai ankit

  53. Ajay says:

    2 mosqito ped par bethe the neche hathi ja raha pahala :
    maar ne saala ke kohoni aage me dekh loonga dusra : rehn de gam ale
    nu sochage do ne lag ke ek pit diya

  54. netu says:

    mast joke

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