Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?

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Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega

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Santa- Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega? Tota- Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-2 Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega.

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