Bechara Tote Ka Dukhda

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Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.

Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?

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Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega

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Santa- Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega? Tota- Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-2 Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega.

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19 Comments

  1. BENAAM says:

    Hahahahaha …….gud joke.
    “Good morning ” friendz….
    3WBJ

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    1. Jay says:

      Yaar Benaam tu koun hai ? Nvg ka tu koi purana maharathi lagta hai ?

  3. manish kmr says:

    Ye joke hai ya bakchodi

  4. sonam says:

    nice joke………….

  5. Sandy says:

    Hahah..

  6. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahaha……
    Hii dosto kaise ho ag sub…?? Mai b thoda busy chal rha hu..
    Hii… PRIYA JI ap kha busy ho…??? Ab aa b jao. (ab guss chhodo b)
    I MISS YOU REALLY…

    1. Priya says:

      hmm

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Sweet girl bina bataye kha chali gyi thi… Hmmm….

  7. Lalitmangla says:

    Acchha hai

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Hey girls kahan ho sub

  9. deleted says:

    Kya joke tha????
    :$

  10. sam says:

    Bakwaas joke…

  11. Hps says:

    Good joke..

  12. manish kmr says:

    admi: bhosdi gaand choot lund
    Doosra admi: gaand aand choot boobs
    Shayad apke liye Ye bhi joke hai ise bhi post kar dena.

    1. Admin says:

      Manish Ji aapko last bar bol raha hun jitni juban hai utni baat karo..

      Aapne jokes nahi padne to idhar aao bhi mat.. padne hai to chup chaap pado.. comment mat karo.

      Aur hazaro sites hai udhar jao.. aur jake paddo.. aur comments karo

      Reason ab ye hai ki mene ek lakh bar bola hai jo joke kisi ek ko pasand nahi aata vo auro ko pasand aa sakta hai

      is joke ko pad ke mujhe jitni hasi aayi utni to unko pad ke b nahi aati jo tum bhejte ho ya jin pe tum log dant nikalte ho.

      teesri aur jaruri baat… main apni site pe dali gayi kisi bhi cheez ki beizti nahi sahan kar sakta.

      jab tum tarif karke ke liye comment nahi kar sakte to beizti ke liye b mat karo.

      jaisi sare hindu tab mare hote hai jab santa aur sardaro par jokes bante hai ek bhi joke unse related bana do to gand fatt ke hath mein aa jati hai

      SO manish ji this is the last warning for you… do not comments like this…. Thanks

  13. manish kmr says:

    are bhai isme itna gussa honeki koi baat nahi.waise aap hi batao mere is joke aur apke joke me sirf shabdo ka thoda sa antar hain matlab dono ka ek hai.gali dena.gali dene ko joke bolte hain.lagta hai aap sirf tareef chahte hain comments se hi pata chalta hai ki kitne logo ki kitni pasand aur napasanad hoti hai.isi se jokes me nikhar ata hai.maine apko gali to di nahi jo itna gussa ho.ek vyangya kiya hai jo ki jaroor hota hai wo bhi comment wale colum me.aur ek baat pe gaur karna admin bhai comment ka hindi me matlab vyangya hi hota hai na ki tareef.agar aap apni baat rakhna chahte hain to click on submit comment ki jagah click on submit appraisal chaap do.aur apki warning se kuch nahi hone wala kyunki this site is my most favorite.aur mai ye bhi janta hun kamiyan har jagah hoti hai.tareef ke liye bhi kafi comment kiye hain.but jo maine starred kiye hain sirf unme karta hun.

    1. Admin says:

      Manish Ji

      Main bahas karne ke mood mein nahi hun aur na tumhe vo samajh aayegi… So Stop this topic

      aur yes har ek writer ki tarha har ek singer ki tarha i need tariff

  14. Sweety says:

    HAHAHAHA i liked the joke admin good one…

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