Bechare Boobs Aur Unki Dukhbhari Kahani

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Ek Baar Ek Boob Dusre Ko Kahta Hai: “Yaar Apni Life Bhi Kaya Life Hai

2nd Boob: “Kyu Be, Kya Ho Gaya

1st Boob: “Saala Lafda Hamesha Niche Wali Gali Mein Hota Hai Aur Pakde Hum Dono Jate Hai.

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Boob = Girls Breast

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Once One Boob Say To Other: Yaar Apun Ka V Kya Life Hai, Saala Lafda Niche Wali Gali Me Hota Hai Ayur Pakre Hum Dono Jata Hai

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72 Comments

  1. sam no.1 says:

    nice……… …..man divya yaar kya tumhe hamari dosti kubul nahi

    1. divya says:

      sam no.1 ji humme aapki dosti kabul hai

      1. Madhab says:

        divya hamare question ka tum jawab kyo nahi deti.

      2. anju says:

        Mai tumse baat karna chahti hnu.

  2. rahulmalhotra says:

    hahahaha very nice….boobs i have fully sympathy with u but tumhe pakad ke lafda karne me jyada maja aat hai!!

  3. tina says:

    hahaha……………

    1. dil b says:

      oye tina jyada khush mat ho tumhare v pkdega koi mere jaisa

    2. Javed says:

      tina ye to sahi baat hai

    3. raaj says:

      lo mai aagaya…….. ab tume kisi aur ki kya zarurat hai tina…. so answer me that now r u my friend???????

  4. acky says:

    lafda ho ya na ho sabki nazare tum per hi hoti hai…….

    Right buddies ????????????

  5. acky says:

    Aaliya today i am logging second time just to check your message, where are you sweety………. plz rely soon

  6. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    full form of"BREAST".
    B=Beautiful
    R=Round shape
    E=Equipment
    A=Amazingly
    S=Soft
    T=To produce milk
    "Isliye kahta hu piyo sar utha ke,Dabao jor
    laga ke"

    1. Rashid says:

      Beta piyush tu to bara sharif beta tha.
      doodh kab se pine laga.waisa hi doodh pi kar tu bara hua hai.
      woh bhi tu aanchal me chup kar pita tha.

      1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

        @Rashid,beta aaj maine sharafat ki chhadar faad di…

        Aur saale tu kya daaru pi ke bada hua hai..

        1. admin says:

          Hehehe Piyush Gud Answer To Rashid

          1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

            Thanks admin, waise tera asli naam maine

            sabko bata diya.

  7. Deepak frm doon says:

    mujhse koi lafda karegi, Still waiting for sum 1. Nyce joke, jisne bhi joke send kiya hai ushe boobs se bahut sympathy hai.

  8. naughty hotty says:

    Hi Acky darling!!!
    kya meri kissi ne tumhari bhi jaan le li?
    waise divya tumhari kissi bhi kam nhi thi

    1. acky says:

      yes dear, badi bindass ho yaar………

    2. divya says:

      naughty hotty ji maine kissi di hi kab jo kam hogi jab mai kissi du gi to bindaas dungi

      1. Madhab says:

        divya mujhe tu kish kab de rahi ho

        1. anju says:

          kaha kiss karega chote muh ka ki bade muh ka

        2. anju says:

          madhav kiss kahna karega aage ya piche.

      2. Raj says:

        Hey divya its only a friendship request plz accept mx proposal

  9. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Naughty Hotty apne boobs ka size batao…
    tume bra gift dena chahta hu..
    taki tumare boobs well shaped rahe or jab kabi me unko chhuna chahu to muje shukhad ehsas ho….

    1. naughty hotty says:

      Hey kapil mere boobs already well shaped hain………so tum jab chaho tumhara woh sukhad ehsaas le sakte ho

      1. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

        Meri bindas bold naughty hoty maibhi tumhare un dukhad boobs ko dabakar sukhad anubhav prapt karna chahta hu.

        Pls…

  10. kapil dev the cute b says:

    BOOBS prakriti ki ek anmol den hai..
    isliye sabi girls se request hai ki wo apne
    BOOBS
    ka vishesh dhyan rakhe
    BOOBS
    zindabad

  11. naughty hotty says:

    yaar tab tak boobs na pakde jaayein,maza kaise aaye

    1. Sameer says:

      Han ye baat bhi thik hai

    2. acky says:

      naughty what else do you like ??????????

  12. sneha says:

    sahi hai

    1. Madhab says:

      how r u sneha……..?

    2. acky says:

      Really sneha……?????????

  13. FAUJI says:

    Hi friends , Aaj mein bhi aap logo ki is duniya me aa gaya hu. Mujhue bhi boobs aur neeche wali gali chahiye . Agar koi girl intrested hai to ,she may contact . I'll make her perfect.

  14. Khushnu says:

    Pakde nahin jaate sahi se masal diye jaate hain.
    but hairat toh is baat ki hai phir bhi saale tane rehte hain.

    M I Right Guys

  15. amar says:

    hey boobs tumhe to sirf dabaya jata hai niche to murder ho jaata hai…

  16. yukti says:

    sab ladke uske hi deewane hai

    1. acky says:

      Kya kare yukti its very natural to get attract towards girls assets……. we cant help staring it.

  17. Vickyssss says:

    tina tere boocr b aise he apas me ladte hai kya…hehehe.

  18. deepak says:

    Hi naughty hotty and every body else. Would you like to be my friend.:)

  19. deepak says:

    Lafda to nahi aap keh sakte ho neeche wali gali mein mehmaan aate hain or bhugatna hamein pdhta hai

  20. pia says:

    good one

    1. dil b says:

      pia tumhare kitne ladko ne pakde hai?

  21. Badshah Khan says:

    nice joke

  22. sagitmay says:

    uske bina lafde me maja nahi ata hai

  23. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi noughty hotty muje boobs dabana bahut pasand hai. Kya tum meri ichcha puri karogi.

    1. Nandani says:

      Hey punit kya ye ischa mai puri kru.

  24. Vickyssss says:

    @Pia Beta kaha thi itne din..bahut din baad comment kiya tune

    1. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Vickyssss,yaar pia teri girlfriend hai

      ya beti…

  25. Dhaval says:

    nice one…

  26. dil b says:

    divya tumhare bhi pakad rakhe hain kya kisi ne jo tumne abhi tak comnt nai kia.

    1. divya says:

      dil b ji maine kitne comnt kiye hai aapne dono diaper khor kar dekho

      1. k. jit says:

        hi divya ji main yahan naya hoon kya aap mujhe dost bnayengi

      2. neeraj says:

        hiii divya how are u

  27. Ashique-a-shabnam says:

    Meri shabbo kaha ho tum kaha ho tum pyarme tere yaha hum gum

  28. amrish saxena says:

    admin ji aaj jokes main kuchh maza nahi aaya.kuchh badhiya sa mal nikalo apne pitare main se.

  29. mahavir says:

    kya yaar tumhai uper ki padi hai main to yai soch raha hu nichay kai ho raha hoga jo itna sor so raha hai

  30. Hemant says:

    Jai boobs

  31. Vickyssss says:

    piyush bhai wo meri dost hai or dosti mai aise words chalte hai..

    1. pia says:

      thnks vickyssss for missing me

  32. Raaz says:

    aur hum bhi yehi hai

  33. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @vikyssss,to thik hai mai bhi pia ka haal

    chaal puch leta hu…

    @pia,beta kaise ho..??

  34. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiii ACKY……….!

    1. Acky says:

      Hi meri chocoBebo……… kaha chali gayi thi yaar

  35. Sonia says:

    Ladke itne harami kyu hote hai!!!

    1. nilesh says:

      ladke isliye haraami hote hai taaki aap log apna haraamipan humse share kar sake…

  36. Rehan says:

    kyun kisi ne abhi tak tumahrey boobs nahi dabaye kya …

  37. hardik says:

    hi sonia…..sab harami nai hote

  38. amey says:

    Hum Mohabbat ki Numaish nahin karty

    Hum Lafzon ki Pemaish nahin karty

    Jisy Chahaty hein Toot kar Chahaty hein

    Badly mein Chahat ki Khuwaish nahin karty .

  39. vivek says:

    yaar main to aaj apni biwi ko chain se sone nahin doonga kyunki aaj niche wali gali me lafda hoga aur pakde upar wale jaayenge

  40. no limits says:

    Kiya baat hay…..mazaa aa gaya ji

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