Bechari Dukhi Aurat Ki Dukhi Kahani

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Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya

Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley

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But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath

Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

SMS / One Liner Version

Mrs Rosemary Got Divorced By Mr. Lelay. BCoz She Was Sick 2 Telling Her Name. Roj Meri Lelay. Imagine Her Bad Luck She Was Re-Married To Mr. Marlo

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54 Comments

  1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ ab usee sadi krna chour dena chahiye !

    @ ab wo ghar jaye aur khud se apna baja bajwaye !

    1. shallu says:

      arae yaar psychology(luc)shadi kyu rukva rahe ho yaar tum ho to uska mind shant karne ke liye.

      Ye panchhi kaha chali gayi dana dalna padega apne aap aa jayegi le le le le le le aa aa aa aa

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ yar shallu maine aisa es liye kaha ki kahi ab uski saadi mr. daaloo se na ho jaye !

        @ panchhi yaha nahi hai to apne ghar ( ghosale) me aaram farma rahi hogi !

        @ yaar ho skta hai ki tu girl na ho, bt main v to grl ho sktya hu !

        @ jyada sochne pr murkhistan vej diye jaooge !

  2. crook says:

    usse kaho mujse akke mile

  3. viru says:

    @Shallu, its not on u, take it easy.

    Pappu ki gf ka nam shalu tha. Pappu use bahut pyaar karta tha.

    Pappu ne ek din public toilet me likha- I love shalu

    Dusre din wo gaya to usne dekha niche kisine likha tha-shalu to hai maha chalu.

    Tisre din likha tha-shalu ko aage se dalu ya pichhe se.

    Bechara pappu.

    Hi n hello frnds.

    Enjoy summer.

    American ne Indian se bola-aap log bahut garib ho.

    Indian ne jawab diya-

    Chal bhag, tumhara pura desh jitna OIL khate ho utna to hum log her shaniwar ko HANUMANN DADA ko chada dete hai,

    Today is Hanuman Jayanti

    Wish u all Happy Hanuman Jayanti

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ us american ka to baja bjaa dena chahiye tha !

      @ viru tu jay ke bina adhura lagta hai !

      1. Jay says:

        @yaar PSYCHOLOGY(LUC)baja bajane wale ka v ek na ek din baja jarur bajta hai….
        @Viru 2 akela nahi hai, ab jay aa gaya hai……..

        1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

          @ haa viru ab tu chinta mt kr !

          ab jay aur viru ka malik koi hand less "THAKUR" hee hoga !

          @ jay apne radhaa ka khayal rkhiyo kahi wo lalten bujhate bujhate kund na bujh jaye !

  4. savita says:

    Adminji aajkal hum logon ko bhi adhikar hai ki marriage ke baad bhi hum apne sirname ke sath reh sakti hai so use her sirname.

    1. Prankur dhiman says:

      Hai shalu mai tumse friend ship karna

      1. shallu says:

        acha prankur dhiman dhik hai frndship pehle tumhe ek form fill karna hoga, baba ji se attested karani hogi jo ki is nagar ke rachaita hai, hehehehe
        Arae yaar yaha sab frnds hai frndship ke liya puchna nahi padta.

    2. shallu says:

      savita ji hi kaise ho vese apka sirname kya . apka naam padhkar mujhe shweta ki yaad aa gayi.

  5. raavan says:

    hy sallu admin savita rashi divya shmita panchhi veeru psychlogy crook sam ajuba and dear all frnds how r u…………

    ————————————————–

    hy panchhi jaan khan ho yaar aaajkal bahoot kam dikhai de rahi ho kahin sanket ke saath dating to nahi kar rahi ho ya fir koi or lafda chal rha hai

    —————————————————————

    hy savita g kaisi hain yaar aapne sahi kha use her sirname but isase ladies ki prob.solve nahi hogi kyonki marna or lena sirf gents ka hi kam hai

    ———————————————————-

    hy rashi how r u dear aap shadi se pahle apne husband ka name change karva lena nahi aisi prob.aa sakti hai

    1. savita says:

      Ravanji m allr8 thnks 4 asking

      plz read the 2nd line again so i gave this comment this is the major prob. of Mrs.Rose so don't take any other….ok sir …

    2. divya says:

      @ raavan ji ap ne mujhe yaad rakha maine to socha ki aap mujhe bhul gaye ho issliye mai aap ko comment nhi karti thi srry

      @savita ji mai apki dusman hu kya?

      aap kabhi b mujhe aapne frnds list mai mera naam nhi likhti kya mera naam itna bekar hai?

      @PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) apka nam kya hai plss naam jarur bata dena

      @shallu ji aap itne dino baad aaye par mujhe aapne Hi tak nhi bola kyu?

      @panchhi aap to mujhe bhul hi gayi ho bas apke dil or dimag pe ek hi banda chaya hua hai

      @Anjali yaar kaha to tum to w2h pe b nhi aati or iss site pe b tumhara koi cmmnt nhi dikhta sab thik to hai na?

      @ Kapil Uff uncle ji kaha ho ap to delhi aane wale the na kya hua usska

      @vikas kaha ho tum

      @Vicky aap anjli ko bolo ki w2h pe aaya kare ok

      @Snakey kaha ho. na yaha pe milte ho na w2h pe or sab thik to hai na?

      @Prince aapke to dono haatho mai ladoo or sar kadhai mai hai aaj kal kyu sahi kaha na maine?

      @mosam ji kaha ho i miss u

      @Rashii no de do admin ko wo no leke apni Diary mai ya fon mai hi rakhte hai usska use nhi karte

      @Admin ji aap jada bhav mat khaya karo. (par jo b ho ho aap achhe) ap gussa mat kiya karo kisi pe b

      hello Anshul kaha pe hai

      Hi ht

      1. HT says:

        Hi, Divya , nice comment. Bahot lamba comment hai. Padhne ke liye pure 2 sec. laga. Thanx for the comment. Abhi to tum kb w2h pe aati ho, pata nahin chalta. I hope sab kuchh thik chal raha hoga. Dekhte hain tumse kab baat ho pata hai. byeeeeeeeeee

        1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

          @ hi hindustan taimes bhai aap to krish ke v dada nikle,

          aapne 2 sec me sara ka sara comments padh liya !

          wah bahi daad khaazzz nd khujli to aapko maine de hee diya !

          aur agr km pdta ho to firse boliyega 1

      2. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ divya g naam me kya rakhaa hai ?

        @ bs bilkul sadharn ensan hu,

        jo ki joke me jayada intrest rakhata hu !

        @ aapka real name v "DIVYA" hai kya ?

        1. divya says:

          haa ji mera real nam divya tiwari ha

          apna to nam bata do na

      3. Heartbeat says:

        Divya is site pe main b aata hu yaar

        1. divya says:

          @Heartbeat ji sorry aage se aapka naam b likhungi

      4. savita says:

        Hi Divyaji
        aapne aisa qu soch lya ki maine aapka pyara naam nahi lkha to aap hamari friend nahi hai ye to hamari kushnasibi hai ki aap jaise dost hamay mile…Bade ajeeb hain ye

        zindagi ke raaste,
        anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain,
        milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

        Ek Paigam aapki dosti ke naam…
        tc

      5. Vickyssss says:

        Divya yar kis anjali ki baat kar rhi hai aap ???

      6. Mausam says:

        hi Divya ji main theek hoon aur thodaa busy hoon,

        iss baar to lagta he ki aapne ek taraf se sabki shikayat door kardee,sab ko yaad kar liya ek hi baar me ha ha ha

      7. vikas says:

        haaa sach kaha aapne pr sar kadai mei
        haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ yaaad krne ke liye thnx ravaan bhai !

      @ aapne dekha ki raamnawmi aa rahi hai to hanumaan ke dr se kaha gayab ho gaye the !

      @such keh raha hu ab sita ka kidnep jaisi koi aur kidnep mt krna , khas ke es site ke user ka !

      nahi to raam(admin) fir se aapka gala kat ke naavi me ched kr degaa !

    4. AJUBA says:

      Mast jok he bhai

      uska sir name merry mar low o helo helo meri nai vo merry ki marlo

      ravan uncle pehle to apn fine the av tabiyat bigad ne lagi aapne hal chal jo pu6a

      dont mind jusd kidding

      hertbit thex 4 answer

      admin bro 1 reqwest he bolu? Jane do nahi bolna aap nahi manoge

      1. Admin says:

        Ajuba hehehe yaar esa mat kar bhai… tum apna faraz pura karo.. aur bolo kya kahna hai

        kya pata maan hi jau

        1. AJUBA says:

          Admin bro me ye keh raha tha ki ki ki vo vo vo tansen vala jok jaldi aply karo na pls

          becouse vo joke mere sare dosto ko bhejna he or agar bhej diya to normal ho jaega baki aapki marji

          and hert beat jo madad kare use thenx or ku6 galti ho to sory bolna hi chahiye man me se boz halka ho jaega bhale hi dost ho bhai ho padosi ho samze

      2. Heartbeat says:

        Ajuba bhai dosti me no thanx nd no sorry ho sakta hai kal ko muje tumhari jaroorat pad jaye

  6. pyare mohan says:

    Wah wah hahahaha

    Nice joke admim ji

  7. Jay says:

    @Dear all,
    Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,
    When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
    So letsdo MASTI 2gether,
    Who knows KAL HO NA HO,
    But whenever u need a truefriend MAIN HOON NA!
    so tc. n don't 4get me.

  8. shubham says:

    ab mr.chodu se kr le

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @jay baby and shallu dear…itne dino k baad is site pe tum log aae bahut accha laga….please koi jealous mat hona jay itna accha and cute mera jay hai ki aisa doosra loveable jay doosra koi nai hoga….jay kabhi mere sapno me aake kavi mujhse mil liya karo….tum mere heartpartner ho..
    @rashii di, tum itni lovely di ho tumhe miss di india ka khitab milna chahiye…not joking ..tc:)..

    1. Samir says:

      Yaar dhiraj tera request poora krne k liye bahut jald " kamine " aane wala hai tere sapne me,,,,,,,,,,,

  10. Panchhi says:

    Hehe gud joke @oye ye shalu kaun hai yar?aur muje kyu cment de rha hai? Koi bat ni chalo… @ravaan hehe ha yar me lafra kr rai hu tere liye @hi jay kaise ho?acha lga tme yaha dobara dekh kr

    1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

      @ panchhi , divyaa, rashhi se choote ,

      koi lafange na enhe toke !

      ye site to hote hai apno ke liye ,

      sochoo aapne kya paya PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) ko vul ke !

      1. Panchhi says:

        Hii psyco kaise ho yar vese me tume bhuli ni thi bs kuch kehne ko ni tha yar aur tu apna name btana psyco hehe @divya yar tm khudme h busy rhogi to tm h btao me kaise yap kru tumhe ..? @shallu tm meri vhi female frnd ho na jiska kuch time pehle site se apharn ho gya tha aur jiska aarush aur anshul namke bf hai…..heheh

        1. shallu says:

          panchhi lagta hai tumne expire date ki gutti pi hai yaadasth to vapis aa gayi par thodi ulat palat ho gayi. hehehe

  11. divya says:

    Admin uff sameer aapki naak pe hamesa gussa kyu rehta hai?

    1. Admin says:

      kyunki mera dimag meri naak ke jyada pass hai

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ wah… waaaa !!!!!

        mazzaaa aa gaya !

        @ soorrryyyyy divya , admin bhai ka jawab hee kuch aisa tah !

      2. Jay says:

        @Admin bhai sukar hai aapki naak aapke muh (mouth) ke niche nahi hai…. Nahi to baap rey baapppppppppp gaali hi gaali hoti………hehehehe Admin bhai aap kaise hai ?????????

        1. Admin says:

          Bhadiya bhai main to thik hun tu suna…itne din kidhar thha be hehhe

          1. Jay says:

            @Admin bhai good morning. mai aap jaise bhai aur dosto yaaro ki duwa se bahut hi maze se hun. mai to hamesha aapki site open karta thha lekin site hi open nahi hoti thhi. ye baat mujhse dhiraj ne v pucha thha kee jay tum admin ki site par kyun nahi aate ho, to maine dhiraj se bola ki yaar mai to khud pareysaan hun site hi nahi open hoti hai……
            Admin bhai kya ho gaya ki site open nahi ho rahi thhi mujhe abhi tak samajh me nahi aaya hai ?????????

          2. Admin says:

            Arey bhai esa kese ho sakta hai. Yaha pe sare log daily aate hai kisi ne shikayat nahi ki. Ya to batao ki kya error aa raha thha tab pata chale

  12. shallu says:

    panchhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mujhe tumse ye umeed na thi ki tum mujhe bhul jaogi . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,se utho yaad karo hum is site par khelte khelte w2h par jaate thae . sab bhul gayi koi meri madad karo panchhi ko bal jivan ghutti pilao jissae iski memory vapas aa jaye

  13. shallu says:

    jay baby and shallu dear…itne dino k baad is site pe tum log aae bahut accha laga….please koi jealous mat hona…………..matlab nahi samjha dhiraj koi jealous kyu hoga yaar tum ek ache frnd ho yaar

  14. shallu says:

    hamari pyari frnd divya ji apko kese bhul sakta hu mene apni 1st coment mai apka bhi naam likha tha.

  15. Harsh says:

    Aise hi maharashtra me ek surname hai Gaand mare

    1. Mausam says:

      Dear Harsh ,ye aapko kisne bataaya ki Maharastra me "Gaand maare" sirname he,

      yaar Maharastra to maine bhi dekhaa he magar maine to nhi suna aisaa sirname,

      hahahaha fir to aapke hisaab se "Chut maare" bhi sir name hona chahiye.hehehee

      Gaand maare,Gaand na maare,Gaand ne maare,Gaand ke maare,

      Chut maare,chut na maare,chut ne maare,chut ke maare,

      ye sab kalpit sirnames hain.

  16. Dhiraj says:

    @shallu, i mean JAY itna accha hai ki nd uski tarif jo meine ki isliye mujhe laga ki shayad koi jealous ho jaye..datsy….

    @jay,-i love u…dum hai to bol k dikho…its a challange for admin or anyone…later i ll tell u da ans…JAY I WANT TO L**E U..

    1. Jay says:

      Hey dear all frnds good morning.
      @Dhiraj yaar gm. yaar 2 meri etani tarrif mat kar plzzzzzzzzzz.

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @samir, thanx thanx thanx thanx!…take care dear.

    @jay i luv bolna easy nai hai admin ki site pe …kyonki u can only write i l u..ha ha!.

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