Beemari Batane Ka Andaaj

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Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha

Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.

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Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi

Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones

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Shy Santa Was Suffering From Loose Motions. Doctor Asked Him- What Is Your Problem? He Said- Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones..

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17 Comments

  1. Preet! Lipsy says:

    Verry nice hello fds'@

    1. Wanted says:

      oye babaji, mera cmnt kya hua jo maine preeto ko kiya tha

  2. Matrix says:

    Waise admin bhai is joke ke aakhir mien doctor mar gaya tha. Kaise? Mein batata hoon:

    Asal mein doctor side waale room mein ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha tha. Tabhi patient logo ka aana start hua. To usne sabhi ko bata diya ki aap sab jaiye aaj mein busy hoon. Par santa ne yeh nahi suna(kyunki woh apne loose motion ke baare mien hi sochkar pareshan tha). Tab jaise hi santa bhaagta hua ander pahuncha doctor use dekhkar darr gaya aur gusse mien bola "What is ur problem". Par santa ne socha ki woh usse uski bmari ke baare mien puch raha hai. Tab jaise hi usne kaha "Free out going with variety of ringtone" to doctor ne yeh socha ki sex ki aawaajein jor jor se saare area mien chuki hain woh bhi alag alag awaanjo mein. Tab kya tha, doctor heart ka patient tha apni biwi ke darr se wahi marr gaya. he….he…he…

    Aur santa doctor ke upar loose motion chor diya.

    Ha….ha…..ha…..ha……

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Wah matrix bohut wadiya kahani ab to admin k asst. Ban hi jao

  4. Heartbeat says:

    Yaha ek ser to dusra swa ser hai

  5. rajiv says:

    good joke

  6. Shashank says:

    Matrix yaar bahut achche

  7. Sexy reena says:

    Heyyyyyyyy ab naam theek hai

  8. Darling says:

    Good and nice joke

    what an idea adim and matrix bhai

    keep it.

  9. kapil the cute boy says:

    purana hai bt old is gold…..hello frnds gud morng

  10. kapil the cute boy says:

    SHILPI darling agar tume panty pahnna chahti ho to meri company ki hi pehno…me is site ki sabhi girls ko panty gift kar chuka hu……yakin na aaye to PANCHI se puch lo….chalo jaldi apna size batao..tume bra aur panty gift karni hai……

    @Rashi ji kya baat hai aaj kal ADMIN khoob uchal rha hai……

  11. @PSYCHOLOGY@Luc says:

    Hi sexy reena !

    @ab aapka ye naam bilkul theek hai !

    @pr aapke paas ye idea aaya kaha se naam k sath (big boobs) lagane ka !

    @ aise aap BIG BOOBS naam ka site use kijiyega , pata chal jayegaa ki aap kaisi dhikhti hongee !

  12. Mausam says:

    haaaahhaaahahaha

    Nice Joke hahahaa

    and nice story written by Matrix

    Matrix I think u r also a good script writer.

    hehehee

    1. Matrix says:

      Thanx ^_^

  13. visal soni says:

    are mera comment to aata hi nai h.fokat me dimag pr jor daal raha hu

    kya admin tarika bata aur kya gandi bate ben h ky

    1. Admin says:

      haan ji vikas ji.. achhi aur tarike ki baatein karo comment pass ho jayega

  14. Gourav Devgan says:

    hehehehe yaar kmal ka joke tha ye nice very nice…

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