Behan Ka Loda Kya Hota Hai

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Pappu Ko Party Ke Liye Kuch Paisi Chahiye Thhe Par Vo Arrange Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha

Subha Jab Uski Behan College Jaati Hai, To Vo Piche Se Uske Room Mein Jata Hai

Aur Room Mein Talashi Lena Shuru Kar Deta Hai, Usko Drawer Mein Ek Nakli Ka Lund (Toy Lund Also Called Dildo) Milta Hai

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Usko Vo Utha Ke Dekhta Hai Aur Hairan Ho Ke Bolta Hai: “Oh Ab Samjha Behan Ka Loda Kya Hota Hai, Suna To Bahut Thha Aaj Dekh Bhi Liya

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Papu Apni Behan Ke Colege Jane Ke Bad Uska Room Chek Krta Hai To Beg Me Toy Lund Dekh Ke Bolta Hai: Oh Ab Samjha Behen Ko Loda Kya Hota Hai

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41 Comments

  1. pia says:

    oh god pappu ko to sab pata hai.

    1. Bady100 says:

      Are yaar pia mere pappu kobhi pata k use kaha ghusna hai aur

      Kya karna hai.

  2. Romeo says:

    Hehehehe…. Nice joke

  3. Romeo says:

    Ye punit aur rosy kaha hai. Lagta hai shadi karke honeymoon manane gaye hai.

  4. Raj says:

    pia, pappu ko sab pata hai. pappu lund ko bhi kahte hai aaj kal. waise hamare hote huy tum to dildo use nahi karti na????????

  5. Aahanaa says:

    Hey guyz! I think m d nly 1 who is stil virgin here. Its a great pleasure 4 me.

    1. piyush says:

      @Aahanaa,Madam how did you find interst
      in learning hindi..???
      Are you from other country..?

  6. Vickyssss says:

    @pia tune kbi dekha hai…

  7. jani says:

    Pia tu kuch janti hi nahein isko papu se pata chala ..

  8. shabnam says:

    mere paas bhi ek esa dildo hai, romeo aur raj tum dono mere paas aajao us se tum dono ki khujli mita dungi, kyoki tumhi dono ko zyada khujli rehti hai.ladki dekhi nahi ki lage gande-2 comments paas karne.

    1. wild says:

      shabnam maine kabhi tere ko ganda comments pass kiya nahi na bus ek tammnna hai tere sath ek baar kar lu fir maut bhi aa jaye to gham na hoga janu bus ek baar mumbai aa jao

  9. Harshad says:

    Divya tum to dildo use nahi karti na.

    1. divya says:

      nhi karti yaar

      1. sarvesh says:

        dildo kya hota haii yarrrrr

  10. Pratap Singh says:

    Lagta Hai PIA Ko Pappu Chahiye………. Sala 1 Bat Samajh Me Nahi Ayi Ladkiyon Ne L***d Ke Kya Kya Nam Rakh Diye…….hehehehehe. Inse Koi Pata Bhi Puche To Ye Use Gali Dene Lagti Hai Kyuki Inhe Pata Hota Hai Ke Agar Koi Pata Puch Raha Hai To Uska Ek Hi Matlab Hai Uska Khada L**d hahahahahaha………..Kyu Girl's I M Right……………

  11. kapil dev says:

    PIA kya tume pappu k bare me sab pata hai

  12. kapil dev says:

    PIA kya tume pappu k bare me sab pata hai,mene apne lund ka naam b pappu rakha hai

  13. ravi says:

    bat pappu cant pass saala

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    @romeo,punit n rosy ka apharan ho gaya hai moon par aliens dwara..so plz guys honeyearth banana nahi to moon pe aliens sab unearth kar denge.

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    @anysexybody,ladko ki virginity kaise chek ki jaye…is site pe koi virgin ladka hai…m totally virgin like aahana.

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    @Ravi,ek mauka de mein tere kya har ladke k pappu ko 1st div se pass kara dunga…unke pappu ko michel jackson n albert einstine bana dunga..bus ek baar kisi ka lucky pappu mere haath lag jaye.

  17. Dr alam says:

    Shabnam tum uss dildo ka kya karti ho?

  18. h.khan says:

    good joke evreyboady hello

  19. vickyjodhpuriya says:

    heyyy

  20. kapil dev says:

    Ahaana me tumari seal break karne k liye taiyar hu,batao kaha milen

  21. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    gud joke admin…..

  22. Vickyssss says:

    @dhiraj agr apko mens ki virginity check karni hai to iska b tarika hota hai..iske liye ap muje chat par milo coz mai yaha sahi se explain ni kar paunga..

  23. Aahanaa says:

    Gud dhiraj, nd b virgin. @kapil m sorry i want to b virgin til mariage.

  24. Robin says:

    pia tere bhai ko bhi pata hai

  25. DHIRAJ says:

    @vickss,no thanks mujhe to ladko k kewa acchai n pyaar se matlab hai…sry ki maine ladko ki virginity k bare mein puccha.

  26. DHIRAJ says:

    @ahaana,thanks…tum to marraige tak virgin rahogi…but mein bhi marriage tak virgin rahna chahta hoon…but for me marriage in real life god knows nd time knows…actually sex is nothing 4 me in life…i think to marry is equals to love…in india peoples eyes sees only sex of 2 bodies not luv…its wrong saying "no life without wife"..it sud b "no life without love".

  27. shabnam says:

    Alam bhai main us dildo ke upar petrol lagakar usko ha**mi ladko ki g**d me dalkar unko sex ka maza deti hun. tumko bhi maza lena ho to mujhe yaad kar lena.

  28. Jiya says:

    mere pass to 5 sex toys hain…. sachi bada maza aata hai unse khelne me… ;)

    1. mika says:

      5 ko aage use leti ho ya piche

  29. Bond says:

    Hye every1 hw r u?i like jokes.spcly adult.

  30. Dr alam says:

    Ok shabam tum apna num aur adds do mai aa jauga dalwane

  31. ravi says:

    hey Jiya Lets Play wid me u will found lot of fun……………:)

  32. king says:

    actualy girls zyada crazy hoti hi sex ke liye in comparision of boys.girls hostel ke andar to itni candel hoti hi diwali par kahi bahar se magane ki jaroorat he nahi….happy diwali he he he

  33. Bobby says:

    yaar inko dilo ki kyo jarurat hoti hai

    hum kya mar gaye humare dilo kya calender latkane k kam ayege

  34. dharmesh says:

    i don't know par kya sach me behen ka loda hota hai any one tell me…………..///// 8957237393

  35. princes says:

    mjy tooo app logon k coments parh k hi bht mza a raha hy

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