Besharmi Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai

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Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha

Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?

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Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi

 

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Mdam- Aj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shadi Hui - Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Me Bdal Kar Btao? Papu- Aj Rat Apki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi.

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44 Comments

  1. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
    Very gud joke.

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke ye sunne ke baad pappu ki thukayi to pakki hai

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      sahi kaha bhai…madam to baad me thukegi..pappu pahle thukega.!

  3. Priya says:

    :o :o
    good joke :)

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Hahahahahaha……
    Pappu…..

  5. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    gud evng evry1….!
    whts going on..?

  6. Deepak says:

    hihihihihihi….

  7. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Maine ‘Maut’ ko dekha to nahi par shayad wo bahot Khubsurat hogi…!
    Kambakhat jo bhi usse miltahain, Jeena chod deta he.!

    1. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

      Samose bhai to fir der kis baat ki??? Hehehe

  8. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Ye Rim Jhim… Ye Baarish… Ye Aawargi Ka Mousam..
    Ye Tanhai.. Ye Ruswai… Ye Tum Ko Yaad Karne Ka Mousam…

  9. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Chitragupt yamraj se bola :
    Maine ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab bhi dharti pr kisi masoom pe attyachar hoga to swarg mein ek blast hoga..!
    Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare blast hone lage..
    Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha hai…….?
    Chitragupt:- lagta hai kisi Engineering university ka result aa gaya…..! :-D

  10. Deepak says:

    Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
    .
    Santa: It is a device to enjoy

    Kamasutra without C*nd*m.

    Banta: What is a C*nd*m?

    Santa: It is device to enjoy

    Kamasutra without Mangalsutra..!!

  11. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    @deletd jee kal wali aapki sari shayri mst thi..!
    Nd @aby bro tere bhi saare mst the!!!
    Nd sbse mast kalh ki @Piyush bhi ki hukka wali joke…
    abhi tk hansi aa rahi hai..!
    ek do aur ho jaye bhai..!

  12. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    deepak bhai kaise ho aap..?
    Nd nice one definition..!

  13. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Honahaar beta V/s nalayak beta
    papa: beta aage ka kya plan
    hai?
    honhaar beta: bus 10th me 98%
    aa jaye fir 2 sal ki mehnat n
    “IIT”n then 1 saal ki mehnat fir
    “IIM”then 20 lacs package job..life
    happy…!!
    nalayak beta: bus 10th pass ho
    jaye fir roadies me se bike jeet k
    aaunga splitvilla me se apki bahu fir emotional atayachal se use
    certified karwaunga pass ho gyi to thik nhi to
    process repeat
    karunga…! :P

  14. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello friends kya ho raha hai

    1. koushal says:

      kuch nahi yaar

  15. Shanu says:

    Medam ki thukai se pehle pappu ki thukai ho gai wo bhi puri class k samne wese kaha pappu ne sahi tha

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    waah waah waah…..

  17. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Pappu ne to madam ki phatne se pahle hi phadh di

  18. akki says:

    pappu madam ke liye pass ho gaya

  19. NAVYA says:

    Hu hu hu hu

    1. Deepak says:

      Do baaten ho skti h….hu hu..ki..

      1- Aap ne koi bht tez mirchi (Tikhi) wali chiz khaa li h

      2 Taarzan ko bula rahi ho..

      1. NAVYA says:

        Dipakji hme mirchi nai lgi hme joke smj aa gya to hm huting kr re the kota me ldko ko hr chote se bat pe huting krte sune hmne smja aj hm try krte h

  20. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Arz Kiya hai:
    W0H Meri Qismat Mein Nahi Yeh Suna Hai Logon Se,
    Phir Sochta hun Qismat Khuda Likhta Hai Log Nahi..!!!

  21. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Pappu U.S.A. se apni maa ko
    phone krta h.
    Pappu: MAA muze AIDS ho
    gaya he.
    MAA:Tu wapas mat aana BETA
    Pappu:Q
    MAA :
    Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI
    ko AIDS hoga, Teri BIWI se tere
    BHAI ko
    Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
    NOKRANI se tere PAPA ko,
    Tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri
    MAUSI se tere
    MOUSA ko,
    Tere MOUSA se Muze, muz se
    hamare DRIVER ko,
    driver se teri Bahen ko Or
    Agar teri bahen ko hua to sare
    GAON ko ho jayega! GAON ko
    bacha le beta. ;)

    1. deleted says:

      gud one

      1. RISHI says:

        WAH WAH WAH…………..

    2. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

      Nyc one piyush ji

    3. Rohit says:

      hahahahahahahahah mst joke yaaar………….!!!!!
      Good afternoon friends..

      how r u all??

  22. Shanu says:

    Wah pyush bro kya baat hai

  23. vinni says:

    good one! admin ji my previous is not published? why?

  24. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    GiRLS :-
    Mohabbat to kisi ek se
    karungi.
    Ho sake, to kisi nek se
    karungi.
    Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
    ladka..
    “TRY” to har ek ko
    karungi..:)

    KAMINEY BOYS :-
    Arz kiya hai
    koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum
    nhi,
    Koi Ladki hume thukra de
    to gum nhi,
    Are us ladki ki maa ki.
    kismat footi jiske damad
    hm nhi;):D

  25. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Sula gyi wo khud ke khwab dekarmeri aankho me is tarh
    Ke ab toh mujhe din me sona bhi accha lagta he…..

  26. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Doctor-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 DinoKi
    Mehman Hai,
    I Am So Sorry !!!
    Santa-Is mein Sorry Ki Koi Baat
    Nahi Hai Dr. Sahab,
    Nikaal Lenge Ye 2 Din Bhi Jaise
    Taise Kar ke…

  27. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    ~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye
    ~Na main pas usko bula ska.~~
    ~~Na main Dil ki baat bta ska~~
    ~~Wo hansi hansi mein he chal diye~~
    ~~K main hath tak na hil ska~~
    ~Yun he sochta raha door tak~~
    ~~Magr usko kuch na bta ska~~
    ~~Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa~~
    ~~K main khud ko b na bcha ska~~
    ~~Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah~~
    ~~Koi rasam tak na nibha ske~~
    ~~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye~
    ~~Usay aaj tak na bhula ska~

  28. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Main Aansu hi sahi teri palko ka…
    Hoon badi Anmol..
    Ise yu.. baha ke mujhe mitti me naa mila..!

  29. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Dundhla rahe hai saher ke jalte huye chiraag…
    Aree neend aa bhi jaa ke bahot ho gayi raat..!

  30. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Main fana ho gaya…
    Afsos wo badle bhi naa…
    meri chahat se bhi sachhi rahi nafrat uski..!

  31. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    gud nyts guys…!

    1. Deepak says:

      GOOD MORNING, NITESH BRO..

      1. jack says:

        gm deepak & nitesh bro….

  32. jack says:

    aaj saare kaha chle gye?

  33. vikas says:

    hello frnds. nice commit

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