Besharmi Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai

Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha

Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?

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Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi

 

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Mdam- Aj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shadi Hui - Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Me Bdal Kar Btao? Papu- Aj Rat Apki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi.

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  1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Chitragupt yamraj se bola :
    Maine ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab bhi dharti pr kisi masoom pe attyachar hoga to swarg mein ek blast hoga..!
    Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare blast hone lage..
    Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha hai…….?
    Chitragupt:- lagta hai kisi Engineering university ka result aa gaya…..! :-D

  2. Deepak says:

    Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
    .
    Santa: It is a device to enjoy

    Kamasutra without C*nd*m.

    Banta: What is a C*nd*m?

    Santa: It is device to enjoy

    Kamasutra without Mangalsutra..!!

  3. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    @deletd jee kal wali aapki sari shayri mst thi..!
    Nd @aby bro tere bhi saare mst the!!!
    Nd sbse mast kalh ki @Piyush bhi ki hukka wali joke…
    abhi tk hansi aa rahi hai..!
    ek do aur ho jaye bhai..!

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Honahaar beta V/s nalayak beta
    papa: beta aage ka kya plan
    hai?
    honhaar beta: bus 10th me 98%
    aa jaye fir 2 sal ki mehnat n
    “IIT”n then 1 saal ki mehnat fir
    “IIM”then 20 lacs package job..life
    happy…!!
    nalayak beta: bus 10th pass ho
    jaye fir roadies me se bike jeet k
    aaunga splitvilla me se apki bahu fir emotional atayachal se use
    certified karwaunga pass ho gyi to thik nhi to
    process repeat
    karunga…! :P

  5. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Pappu U.S.A. se apni maa ko
    phone krta h.
    Pappu: MAA muze AIDS ho
    gaya he.
    MAA:Tu wapas mat aana BETA
    Pappu:Q
    MAA :
    Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI
    ko AIDS hoga, Teri BIWI se tere
    BHAI ko
    Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
    NOKRANI se tere PAPA ko,
    Tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri
    MAUSI se tere
    MOUSA ko,
    Tere MOUSA se Muze, muz se
    hamare DRIVER ko,
    driver se teri Bahen ko Or
    Agar teri bahen ko hua to sare
    GAON ko ho jayega! GAON ko
    bacha le beta. ;)

  6. Piyush Maurya- {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    GiRLS :-
    Mohabbat to kisi ek se
    karungi.
    Ho sake, to kisi nek se
    karungi.
    Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
    ladka..
    “TRY” to har ek ko
    karungi..:)

    KAMINEY BOYS :-
    Arz kiya hai
    koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum
    nhi,
    Koi Ladki hume thukra de
    to gum nhi,
    Are us ladki ki maa ki.
    kismat footi jiske damad
    hm nhi;):D

  7. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Doctor-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 DinoKi
    Mehman Hai,
    I Am So Sorry !!!
    Santa-Is mein Sorry Ki Koi Baat
    Nahi Hai Dr. Sahab,
    Nikaal Lenge Ye 2 Din Bhi Jaise
    Taise Kar ke…

  8. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    ~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye
    ~Na main pas usko bula ska.~~
    ~~Na main Dil ki baat bta ska~~
    ~~Wo hansi hansi mein he chal diye~~
    ~~K main hath tak na hil ska~~
    ~Yun he sochta raha door tak~~
    ~~Magr usko kuch na bta ska~~
    ~~Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa~~
    ~~K main khud ko b na bcha ska~~
    ~~Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah~~
    ~~Koi rasam tak na nibha ske~~
    ~~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye~
    ~~Usay aaj tak na bhula ska~

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