Best Business In The World

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Two Prostitutes Were Talking

1st: “We Are In The Best Business In The World.

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2nd: “How’s That?

1st: “We Have It We Sell It & We Still Have It.

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2 Prostitutes Were Talking 1st- We R In D Best Business In D World. 2nd- Hows Dat? 1st- We Have It We Sell It n We Still Have It.

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30 Comments

  1. Banjara says:

    Admin mere cmnt ko aprvl de 2 yaar

  2. hotboy says:

    Admin bhai ek joke post kiya hai ho sake to publish kardo yar thanks

  3. Kaliya says:

    Raj bro yahaan name ka thora locha hai.

    Yahaan jo asliyat mien nai hai wahi name rakhte hai. fr ex:

    kapil the cute boy: wo cute nai hai.

    raj bindaas: kahe ka tu bindaas hai re!

    Panchi: ofcourse wo panchii nai hai.

    shalluM : shayad wo male nai hai. haha

    Mein yani kaliya: Mien kala nai hai. hehe

    wanted: ye wanted nai hai.

    banjara: ab usko dekha hai kya bhatakte hue.

    phycslgy: wo pscycic nahi ha

    admin bas admin hai pr baba ban jata hi kabhi jo w nai ha.

    1. Admin says:

      galat bhai main baba bhi hun.. kabhi ajma ke dekh lena… bhagwan ki kirpa se hamare dil ki awaj sachii hoti hai aur jo mango mil jata hai.

      1. Kartik says:

        Babaaaaaaaa ji fr bhagwan se kaho ki hamare ghar me bhi sukh saanti ka mahol ho

      2. Vikas says:

        Baba ji phir mujhe v ek girlfriend dilwane ki kripa karo.

    2. Raj bindaas says:

      @Kaliya- vry gud wow what a explain, hmmm m impressed…

      tumne thoda sahi kaha waise tujhe andar ka baat btata hu, me v na kabhi kabhi bindas se bakwas ban jata hu hehehe bt kise se kahiyo mat secret h aur meri ijjat ki v baat h, chal kaliya bro disturb kiya uske liye … Sry

      1. Kaliya says:

        Are ye aap kya bol rahe hai raj bro ye to mujhe kna chaiye, ki disturb kiya ho to sry :D
        Waise pur maje mein hin kyun, nai nai gf jo pati hai.hmm……. ;D

    3. Cobra says:

      Main bilkul cobra hun bhai.

      1. Kaliya says:

        isiliy to tera nam nai liy. heheheh

        1. Jay says:

          Kaliya tu Kobara k dar se uska naam nahi liya:P

  4. Jessica says:

    Good joke admin bhai

    1. Cobra says:

      or mam kya haal hai…

      papa ki khoj puri ho to batana…

  5. Jessica says:

    Pakao Joke :
    In the hut lived a slut she had gut to take 2 cock in her butt but why r u reading this stuff aren't u that slut ?

  6. pyare mohan says:

    namaste admin ji,savita ji,panchhiji ,jay ji,veeru ji,banjara ji ,heartbeat ji,rashii ji,prince(raj kumar) kaise ho aap sabhi log?sorry relation main ek marrige main gaya tha isliye time ki kami hone vajah se comment nahin kar paya.

    1. Admin says:

      koi baat nahi pyare mohan pahle aap achi tarha se shadi nipta le…. hehe vese mujhe laga thha ki kahi tum USA to nahi chale gaye logo ka hath dekhne

    2. Banjara says:

      Kaise ho pyare mohan

    3. Jay says:

      namaste pyare mohan ji, hum bahut h maze se hai, aap sunaye ki aap kaise hai ???
      pyare ji aap ladki ki shadi me gaye thhe ya ladke k shadi me ??????

    4. Prince says:

      yaar..itne busy na raha karo..Hum logo ke sath raho. nahi to ek waqt aisa bhi aayega jab tumhare pas waqt to hoga hum log nahi honge.. he he he.

  7. Anuj says:

    gud

  8. Dhiraj says:

    @for u jay…..tell me …how r u….tell me??

  9. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

    h!!!!! admin………..joke thik hai,es bechare ki sunn lo??????????????/

    1. Admin says:

      Naresh Bhai ki bechare ki ???/

      1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

        H! dear ADMIN..mjhe nhi pta prblm kya hai.BANJARA

        1. Banjara says:

          Abe ye keh riya h be tu kuch samajh nhi aa riya hega

  10. Harsh says:

    Mere bhi com. Ko plz

  11. Anil4209211 says:

    Bilkul Sahi,

    Chutiye Mard Kahte Hai "Aaj main Le kar Aaya hun"

    Par Asliyat me wo kuch bhi nahi le kar aate aur paisa bhi de Jate hai

    (According to Above Two Prostitutes)

    1. NARESH LOVING BOY says:

      hi Anil4209211..sahi kaha lkin sudhrte fir v nhi.heheheheheh

  12. kamdev says:

    Dear
    Hi to all

    Bare Bujurag ne kaha hain ki ish two finger ke hole hain jitna dalo sara kuch sama jayega aur pata v nahi chalega.

    (According to Above Two Prostitutes)— ye dono ishka example hain

    Jai hooooooooooo

  13. Dilip diwana says:

    dhasu joke bhai!!!

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