Beta Akhir Baap Par Hi Gaya

The Joke "Beta Akhir Baap Par Hi Gaya" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Father Son Jokes, Pappu Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, and viewed 78,449 times.

Aap Logo Ne Pada Ki Santa Ne Pappu Ko Paisi Dene Se Mana Kar Diya Thha

To Pappu Kuch Din Santa Se Naraj Raha

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Par Ek Din Uska Popcorn Khane Ka Dil Kiya To Usne Fir Santa Se Paisi Mangne Ki Sochi

Pappu: “Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai

Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun

Santa: “Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le

Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Bola: “Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai

Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.

Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.

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41 Comments

  1. Dev says:

    hahahaha.:. good joke.

  2. Rahul(chdml) says:

    ha ha ha haha he he hu hu mast joke hai admin bhai,thanks yar itna hasane ke liye.

    Gdmng admin bhai n all frnds.

  3. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Very nice admin. Hey admin i am also having more then 100 new nonveg jokes which have been not published yet. So i want to send some of them, please guide me in a proper way how to submit the jokes on this site. Ok and hello to my all my dear frnds@

    1. Admin says:

      Rajesh Ji… send it to info@nonvegjokes.com Mail.. mujhe khushi hogi ki 100 news jokes mile jo yaha publish nahi hai hehehe

    2. Anil4209211 says:

      @ Rajesh, Aap ko Lagta hoga ki aapke Joke New hai, aap ne Shyad wo jokes der se sune honge, Admin ne wo pehle se hi sun Rekhe honge, Tabhi Publish nahi hote, mere to Publish ho jate hai, Simple sa STEP hai- Click on 'Submit Joke' and fill the required information

  4. Ajuba says:

    Isi liye pappu fail hota he gud 1 lage raho

    sexy uncle kidhar kho gaye ?

    Aapke coment ya joke nai aa rahe?

  5. shallu says:

    i m first

  6. shallu says:

    hehehe nice joke

    Hi adminji n my all cute frnds hru guys aap sabko bahut miss kiya. Gm to all

  7. Sheela. says:

    He he he he pappu ne to santa ko dra hi diya h…..

    @jay ji mai apki kl wali jwni or study wali bat smjhi ni apne esa q likha? Kya mene apko kuch kha tha?

    @hey rashi mai tujhe bhul jau ye ho ni skta tum mujhe bhul jao ye mai hone ni dungi..he he he hehehehe hru?

    @rahul ji i miss u frnd

    @panchi ji sb apko slah ku de rhe h?

    @ravan ji btaye kha milna h ashok vatika mai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha

    @dabang ji love u jan ab tum kha gayb ho gye? Miss u lot janu.

    @hot boy ji apki problm jada gmbhir ni h bs ap itna socho jo women apni pti ki wfadar ni h wo apki kya hogi.

    @helo dev kese ho baby.

    @raj bindas ji apka past padh k achha lga leki ap bdal gye ya ab b ese hi ho.

    @helo admin kbi mujhe pe b dhyan diya kro.

    @helo all frnds,ranaji, ratanji,divyaji,anjaliji, preetji sbko mera pyar bhra nmskar.

    1. Ratan says:

      Hi sheela apni jawani sambal k rakna dear.

      1. Sheela. says:

        Hey @ratan ji mene apni jwani smbhli h ap hi apne pappu (lu#d) ko smbhl lo jo bat bat pe khda ho jata h.

    2. pankaj says:

      hi,sheela aapki jawani ke jalwe hume b dikhao.

  8. Dev says:

    Little bird in d sky, dropping potty in ur eye

    u dont worry, u dont cry

    just thank god dat elephant cant fly.

    hello frnds. G.M.

    @panchhi dear, mujhe abhi nahi shahid hona hai. Hehe..mai aise hi khush hu.

    @ratan yaar g.m. Kya haal hai janaab k?

    @rahul bro, is samay mind me physics k derivations, chemistry ki reactions aur maths ke problems hi dance kar rahe hai. Is baar bhi at least top 3 me to ana hi hai.

    @rashii di, kya kar diya lofar ne. Aur aap bhi na great ho. Use badmash bol rahi ho aur uske liye "g" bhi use kar rahi ho.

  9. satish says:

    sach best joke of 2011

  10. satish says:

    hehehehheheheheh hansi hi nahi ruk rahi thank s admn

  11. balaji says:

    ek bar santa ne pappu ke mari the aaj pappu ne santa ke mari mast yarrrrrrrrr admin

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    Admin muze ye joks apne mobile pe chaheye kya karna padga plz tel me

    1. Admin says:

      Hamari Mobile ki subscription activate kar lo

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    @ ADMIN yaar me to to aise hi majak me bol rha tha..tum kisi pe b joke likho…keep it up

    @RAAJ Bindas yaar mene to tuje bahut jabardast reply dene ki sochi thi..lekin tera dusra comment padhne k baad mene vichar badal diya,…kher hum sab frnds hain aur kisi b chiz ko yaha pe seriously mat liya karo

    @PANCHI…….yaar raaj tumne ab khola hai..ki tum meri juban band karna chahti thi…yaar tum ek baar ishara kar deti ki tum muje chup dekhna chahti ho to me chup ho jata,,,.bhai kehne ki naubat hi nhi aati

    @SHEELA dear doon aa rha hu me fir kab chale date pe…AKHIRAJ ko nhi le jayenge

    @is site ke sab boys ko ho kya gaya hai sba PANCHI ke piche haath dho ke pad gaye hain..ab jaan le lo panchi ki tum to….wese ADMIN aur PANCHI me ek simple bahas hui aur aap logo ne uska issue bana diaya

    @RASHI ji..bas yaar hhum to bachpan se hi dhamal macha rhe hain…bas yaha b thoda shararat kar lete hain

    @ANSHUL,RAVAN,ROSY,DHIRAJ,JAY,LOFER,WANTED,ATANKWADI…….AUR SARE frnds kese ho bhai

  13. anshul says:

    he he he nicejokes admin bhai saala pappu pass ho gaya. he he he

  14. Rahul(chdml) says:

    hey frnds kese ho sb.@admin bhai kya hal hai bhai apke,mast ho na dear.

    @sheela mis u2 dear.

    @rashi jha tum kaho wai chalte hai dear.he he he

    @panchi yar yha pe koi dil se kala nai hai yha pe sb maja karne ate hai,isliye choti2 bato ki tntn mat lo or joke padho or maje lo.

    @chodumal(lofar) yar jb teri or tri bibi ki lithi tab hi tje pata hai,bhai tri bibi ki tjse bi tght hai or chilate bhut hai,yar use kahade ki agar ab chilai gi tho me uski nai luga,he he he.

    @dev bhai bst of luck for ur exams.

    @ravan,rana,shalu,dhraj,atankwadi,kapil,ratan,raj bndas,wanted,mausam,ansul,rajesh kha ho sb.

    @jay tu ku ja rha hai bhai esi kya bt ho gai bro.

    @preet janu kha ho aj dikh nai rai ho,tabiat tho thk hai na,lve u dear uuummm.

  15. BABULAL says:

    GOOOD JOKE BUT OLD ADMIN KUCHH NAYE JOKE LAO NA

  16. BABULAL says:

    aaj market me bheed kuchh kam hai

  17. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    santa itna kanjoos hai ki underwear tak nahi pehan sakta…shame on u santa…bhagwan santa ka bhala kare.

    @JAI HO KANHA HO???.and hyeee eviiwady..

  18. Tanveer says:

    Badhiya joke…

  19. Dr.kumar says:

    santa bhi sala haram khor tha fati jeb me hath dalwa raha hai

  20. CHANCHAL says:

    BAHUT ACCHE HAHAHAHAHAA

  21. Bunty says:

    Very Funny

  22. Navrang(odisha) says:

    Badiya hai

  23. SHRUTI says:

    hai, cool girls and handsome boys will you be my friends. I would love to join u all.And this joke is very funny.

  24. shruti says:

    you all are very great minded.

  25. shruti says:

    I want to ask one que. WHAT IS THE THING WHICH IS YOURS BUT MOSTLY U DONT USE IT AND OTHERS USE IT MOSTLY. reply please .Its your new friend shruti.

    1. Admin says:

      Shruti its ur name

  26. SHRUTI says:

    ya,any problem

    1. kunal says:

      arey bahot sari problem hi! agar do do rahenge ho gaya , duniya bahot tariki karegi.

  27. SHRUTI says:

    by the way i liked that at least u replied me,adim

  28. akp says:

    Hi !shurti tuh hi baata tumhara koun sa chheez hum istamal kar sakte hai

  29. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi shruti

  30. SHRUTI says:

    mera naam mere se zyada tum sab use kr te hoo.HAI @PUNEET.

    HAI APK.

  31. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

  32. deleted says:

    SANJAY 41 ji aapki tamanna zarur puri ho….aise mein dua karta hun

  33. ejaz says:

    badhiya joke tha

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