Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

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Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye

Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

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Ladka: “Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun

Maa: “Matlab?

Ladka: “Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun

Maa: “Wo Kaisi?

Ladka: “Bra Banata Hun

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Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Ji Samaj Seva Karta Hoon. Matlab? Gire Huve Ko Uthata Hoon, Bichade Huye Ko Milata Hoon. Woh Kaise? Bra Banata Hoon

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Comments

190 Comments

  1. Nishat Syeed says:

    ADMIN , AAP YE PADHE HUE JOKES KO KYON POST KARTE HO .OLD ONE AGAIN…..

  2. Punit mumbai says:

    Nice

    1. sunny says:

      gaandu h

    2. sweety says:

      nice nahi old joke

      1. Punit mumbai says:

        Hi sweety

  3. anna says:

    hi friends

  4. Vickyssss says:

    @Yukti soch mat jaldi se shadi kar le aisa ladka fir nhi milega tujhe

    1. sunny says:

      vickysssss bhai gaaandu salha h

      teri kya lagti h yukti

      chal jo bhi lagti h teri bhabhi h

  5. Sandeep says:

    Yes, he is social worker.and doing work for samajh.

    1. sunny says:

      sandeep bra sell karna to usska danda h social worker to main hu…..

  6. pia says:

    vry good and how true

    1. x'man says:

      hey pia i wanna talk with u

    2. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi pia aap kya karti hai.

    3. sunny says:

      pia tm ladkiya to kisi bhi baato pr mu khooti ho yaaha q cup rahti ho…..

    4. piyush says:

      kyu pia tumhe bra banane wale bahut pasand hai..???

      1. pia says:

        itni jaruri cheez jo banate hai

  7. sapna says:

    realy bad joke

    1. bob says:

      kyu sapna tum bra nahi pahenti ho kya?

    2. x'man says:

      sapna yaar koi to reply karo

    3. anand says:

      @sapna ji kya apko bra pehanana pasand nahi,isiliye bad jock bol rahi ho ap;

  8. lavesh says:

    @anna hiii

  9. Divya says:

    Samaaj Seva yaar boys tum bhi karo na

    1. jay says:

      Divya Tumhari seva karne ke liye toh hamesha tayyar hun

    2. Rakesh says:

      Divya Bas 1bar seva ka mauka de do

      aisi seva krunga k zindagibhar mujhe yad rakhogi

    3. sunny says:

      divya main 9th samj seva se karte aa raha ju bhabhiya bahut kush h.. ab tmhe kush krna chahata hu

    4. UR LOVE says:

      @divya…

      aaja main teri samaj seva karta hoon…..

      main teri bra ke saath panty bhi utaroonga…

    5. anand says:

      @Divya ladka boy ko hi kahate hain:) mai bhi samajseva karun?

  10. Nalayak says:

    Main Bra Utarta hun :)

  11. Rosy says:

    Old 1

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi rosy apne anjana anjani movie dekhi kya.

    2. anand says:

      @Rosy old is gold, tumhari save to mai hi karunga yar..

    3. SAHIL says:

      yaar rozy tumhe sab old hi kyo hai lagta

  12. Divya says:

    hi Rosy

  13. jay says:

    Hi Aaliya, I m From Pune, Where R u From?

  14. kapil dev says:

    rosy jatt se uska matlab muj se hai,sach hai yaar aajkal bas tumare bare me hi sochta rehta hu

  15. Rosy says:

    Helo divya

  16. yukti says:

    ladko ka yahi kaam hai

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi sexy

    2. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi yukti nahaa ke aao na badbu aa rahi hai.

    3. anand says:

      @yuktiji iske age bhi ladkon ka hi kam hai :)

      1. yukti says:

        aage kya kaam karte hai bolo to sahi

      2. yukti says:

        aage kya kaam karte hai bolo to sahi anand

  17. kapil dev says:

    rosy yaar lz batana tum kaha se belong karti ho

  18. Rukhsana says:

    Theek kaha hai. Bahut accha hai. Keep it up…

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi rukhsana meri dost banogi.

    2. anand says:

      @rukhasana kya keep it up bra ???

  19. x'man says:

    are admin wo meri wali joke post karo na

  20. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    Hiii jay..,,, m frm bhilai in chhatisgarh…….Wanna be my FRND..?????? M in 9th standard….i swear in Shankara….n wat abt u..?????

    1. sunny says:

      aaliya i m from raipur…n bhilai me kaha rahti ho

    2. UR LOVE says:

      @Aaliya…

      hey r u dat sexy n wid d so much of know how abt sexual intercourse….

      dat u talk dis way….

      k boys class main jo bolte hain woh idhar bolti hain….

  21. Sanaya Sexy says:

    SAALE BHOSADI KE……..GIRE HUE KO TOH UTHA LEGA PAR BHALA BOOBS EK DUSRE SE BICHADH KESE SKTEY HAIN…????????? WOH TOH EK SAATH HE ATTACHED HOTEY HAIN…. CHODU HAI BEH……….

    1. admin says:

      Sanya ji.. vo ek dusre se door hote hai… zara dhayan se samjhne ki koshish karo na samajh aa jayega…

      1. Sanaya Sexy says:

        KYAA BAAT HAI ADMIN….YAAR TUJEY BOT PATA HAY BOOBS KAISEY HOTEIN HAIN….

        KITNO K DEKH CHUKA HAI YAAR…??????? JO MUJHE SAMJHA RAHA HAI…

        1. admin says:

          Sanaya, hamari kismat kaha jo ye cheeze dekh sake, ladkiya aake khud hi dikha jati hai

          1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

            wah yaar admin…. teri kismat toh mast chamki hui hai….ladkiya khud hi dikha k jaati hain..????

            tabhi itna knwldge hai……srf dekhtey he ho yaa…………hoshiyaar toh ho hi mera ishara samjh skte ho…..

          2. admin says:

            Aaliya madam ji thanks mujhe hoshiyar kahne ke liye… Vese mujhe shonk nahi hai in cheezo ko touch karne ka… main ek hi bandi chahta hun jo touch karvaye dats all….

            Hazar tarha ke fruit khane se acha hai ek ped ghar mein ugaya jaye atleast pata to hoga ki vo mera hi hai and mere haatho se hi fal fool raha hai

    2. anand says:

      @sanaya lo tumhe bhi batane ki jarurat hai kya, khud bhi dekh sakati ho…

    3. piyush says:

      Sanaya yaar relax ye to ek joke hai….

  22. ASHUTOSH says:

    helloooooo friends how r u?

    it seems 2 b old joke

  23. Rosy says:

    @punit, nai

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Rosy sunday ko free ho toh cinemax se 2 ticket le leta hu. Plz give me reply

  24. piyush says:

    Arz Hai………

    Galib ne moti ladki ko dekh kar farmaya

    Un ka husn dekh kar beshak hum khusi se phule hai

    Lekin hairan bhi hai dekh kar

    Unke khole hai ya clifton ke jhoole hai

  25. Vickyssss says:

    kesi anadi ladkiya hai jinhe ye b ni malum ki dono chuchiyo k bich kitni jagah hoti hai.. Specialy sanya,

  26. Yogesh says:

    not good joke

  27. sunny says:

    sapna is gandu jokes se accha hm tm sex ki baate kare ya galiya de

  28. Raja_Hyd says:

    did not get second part…bichde hue to milata hu???how??

    1. admin says:

      Raja ji bra kam ye bhi hota hai jin ladkiyo ke boobs mein gap hota hai vo un dono ko ikatha rakhti hai

      1. Raja_Hyd says:

        Admin sahab…boobs latak zaroor jate hain par woh ek-dosre se doore nahi hote. Sirf jhool jane ke karan aisa lagta hai ki woh doore ho gaye hain..Sirf mastectomy inki dusman hai jo inhe ek dosre se doore karti hai…:)…apka asli naam kya hai..

  29. sona says:

    hello every one

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi sona i want a kiss.

  30. nancy01 says:

    nice funny joke

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Nancy+Biwi no.1=nancy01

  31. jayaram says:

    hi sona w't ab't the joke

  32. deepak says:

    Hi, everyone

  33. Rosy says:

    @anand, no thanks again

    1. anand says:

      @Rosy it's ok.Rosy come in chatting "way2heart" will chat there.I'll wait for u….

  34. Rosy says:

    @punit, i m nevr free. Take any othr girl

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Rosy mai ush din ka intjar karunga. When u r free. Then tell me. Rosy 1 tumhi toh jisse mai pyar karta hu. Tumhare alawa kisi dusri ladki ke bare me toh sapne me bhi soch nahi sakta. I LOVE YOU ROSY

  35. Vickyssss says:

    shame on u girls .. Tumko apne sharir k bare me he ni pta.

  36. Rosy says:

    @punit, oh shut up! U r talking as if tum bahut sharif ho. Main kisi aur se pyaar ni kar sakta! Dramebaaz!

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Rosy really

  37. Vickyssss says:

    punit sir kya me rosy ko bhabhi keh sakta hu..

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Vicky yaar pahle line toh clear kar lene de.

  38. Pratap Singh says:

    Abe Vicky Bhabhi Nahi BB Bol Punit Tujhe Rokega Thodi Kon Sa Tu Uski Lega…………. Lega To Rosy Ki Na kyu hehehehehe

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Pratap dear koshish karne walo ki haar nahi hoti hai. Muje pura bharosa hai apni rosy par.

  39. Vickyssss says:

    Pratap bhai Itni Gandi Ladki ko Biwi Bolna Hamar AAN BAAN AUR SHAAN ke khilaf hai…hahahahah

  40. Pratap Singh says:

    Wah Punit Kya Likha Hai Mujhe Pura Bharosa Hai Apni Rosy Par Lekin Tere Comment's Jo Tu Ladkiyo Ko Karta Hai Wo Bhi Padti Hogi To Kya Use Bhi Tujh Par Bharosa Hai……….Bharosa Jitna Hai To Apni Bhasha Sudharo Fir Tumhare Upar Sab Ko Bharosa Hoga.DEAR PUNIT

  41. Vickyssss says:

    punit bhai rosy k mamle me agr kuch fielding karwani ho to btana..hum jarur karenge..

  42. Rosy says:

    @vickyss, wt fielding?

  43. Vickyssss says:

    Punit..Ladki patane mai help karne ko ham Fielding kehte hai…

  44. Punit mumbai says:

    I know vicky. Lekin rosy kuch jyada hi bhav kha rahi hai. Pyar me dost aesa hi hota hai. Jab tak ladki patati nahi hai tab tak maska lagana hi padta hai. Agar rosy ki jagah koi dusri hoti toh kab ka haa bol diya hota. Hai na yukti,mansi,pia,arti,ruksana,pooja,aaliya. Lekin kya karu pyar jo karta hu rosy se.

  45. Rosy says:

    @punit, main bhav khati hu? Toh chod do na mera picha

  46. Punit mumbai says:

    Dil deewana kahta hai ki pyar kar, jaa kisi ladki se aankhe char kar

  47. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy tum mera pyar ho. Aur tum kahti ho mai tumhe chhod du. Ye ho nahi sakta. Rosy tum muje 1 din jarur pyar karogi. Rosy duniya me sachche ashiq kam milte hai. 1 tu hai ki tuje parwah hi nahi hai.

  48. Vickyssss says:

    punit lagta hai tuje song sunana padega…kyoki har gaane k end me haseena maan jati hai

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Vicky me rosy ke pyar ko pane ke liye gana gane ko bhi ready hu.

  49. Rosy says:

    @punit, gana gao ya dance karo, kuch ni hone wala. Yeah, tumne sahi bola,i dnt care. I dnt care 4 ppl who r nt worth it.

  50. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy darling ye tum bhi janti ho aur mai bhi jaanta hu ki tum sirf mujse pyar karti ho. Rosy plz muje tang mat karo jaldi se i love you bol do.

  51. Vickyssss says:

    Punit tu pahle rosy ki kisi saheli ko pta … rosy ji maan jao na agar punit bhai ko gussa aa gya na to TERE NAAM ka Radhey bhaiya bhi inke aage kuch nhi hai…

  52. Rosy says:

    @vickys, n wt abt chulbul pandey?

  53. Rosy says:

    @punit,main i hate u toh ni bolungi bt i dnt love u

  54. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy aaj sunday hai. Shayad aaj aap thodi free hogi. Fursat me Mere liye positivaly soch ke dekho. Rosy aapko surely feel hoga ki PUNIT is my true love. Rosy 10 minute nikal ke socho. I m waiting for ur reply.

  55. Rosy says:

    @punit,Ah.. True love. Wo true love jo har ladki se true love karta h

  56. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i will give u true love. This is my promise. Plz believe me. Rosy mai apko 1 sachche pyar ka ahsas dilwaunga. Rosy ishe phisically attraction mat samjnaa, this is true love.

    1. admin says:

      Punit bhai na tune use dekha, physical attraction kahe ka..

  57. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy 1 promise aur karta hu ish site par aapke alawa kisi bhi par pyar aur sex ka comment nahi karunga.

  58. DHIRAJ says:

    Punit yaar rosy aur tera match kuch thik nahi hai tumhe rosy agar chahegi bhi to apne sharto par agar rosy ko koi dusra ladka mil jaye jo tumse behtar ho to woh tumhe kyon pasand karegi…tumhe shayad rosy se bhi acchi ladki mil sakti hai uske liye thoda hardwork karna padega.

  59. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin bhaiya phisically attraction se mera matlab ye hai ki mai ushko sirf sex karne ke line nahi maar raha hu balki ushko DIL se pyar karta hu.

  60. Punit mumbai says:

    Dhiraj yaar mai har shart par pyar karunga. At least muje rosy shart bataaye toh sahi.

  61. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, listen! Main kisi ko v chahungi na toh wo unconditional hoga. N agar nahi, main straight bol deti hu. N i realy hope ki punit ko mere se v kai guna zyada achi ladki mile. God bless

  62. Rosy says:

    @punit, tumhara n mera kuch ni hone wala. So stop thinking. N i request ki tum mere alawa sab ladkio pe coment karo

  63. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, ek aur baat. Maine kya kaha ki u felt ki mera love conditional hoga? I request ki bina kisi ko achi tarah se jane cmnt ne karna

  64. Rosy says:

    @admin, haha! Mere dimag me v 1st thought yei aaya tha

  65. Rosy says:

    @punit, shart bataun? Yaar tumne mujhe kavi samja he nahi!

  66. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy tumhe mai pasand karta hu. Tumse pyar karta hu. Tumne kitna easily bol diya ki hamaaraa kuch bhi nahi ho sakta hai. Rosy har ladki yahi chahati hai ki jo ladka ushe mile woh handsome ho smart ho kamaata ho ushka har pal saath de ushe jindagi ki tamam khusi aur pyar de. I have everything. Agar mere me kuch kami lage toh tumhare saath se puri ho jayegi. Tumhe jo chij pasand nahi woh mai hamesha ke liye chod dunga. Jo quality tum apne bf me dekhana chahati ho wesa mai banke dikhaunga. Rosy plz give me one chance.

  67. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy mai tumko samjanaa chahataa hu. Tuje apnana chahata hu. Plz help me. Rosy tumhari help ke bina mai tuje samaj nahi payunga.

  68. Rosy says:

    @punit, wow! Was realy touchd. Bt at the end of da day, its just a dialog. Sry punit.

  69. Rosy says:

    @punit, nw plz close ths topic. I hate discussing love on a public site. 1 more thing, nevr evr change urself 4 sm1. U r the best as u r. Hope u get a grt gal in future

  70. Rosy says:

    @punit, leave it yaar. Dnt waste ur time

  71. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy but i want just u & ur love. Rosy muje bhi maja nahi aata ki koi hamare pyar ka majak udaye ya hum dono ke bich interfere kare. Rosy sirf tum ha bol do fir ye sab kuch band ho jayega. Aur apna pyar start hoga. I hope that………

  72. Rosy says:

    @punit, my request- stop it!

  73. Rosy says:

    @punit, HAMARA pyaar? Wo sirf u kn hope..

  74. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy dear mere pyar ko sanjne ki koshish karo.

  75. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy plz

  76. Punit mumbai says:

    Sanjne—samjne

  77. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i also want stop it. Rosy plz accept my love. Rosy tumko aesa Q lagta hai ki ye sab mai drama kar raha hu. Rosy ye toh mai bhi nahi janta ki mai tere pyar me itna paagal Q hu. Lekin hakiqat me sachche dil se pyar karta hu. Rosy puri site check kar lo mene kisi bhi ladki par koi sexy comment nahi kiya aur naa karunga. Rosy mai apne me dhire dhire change lane ki koshish kar raha hu. Rosy plz samjo.

  78. Rosy says:

    @punit, ab mujhe gussa aa raha h. Plz stop it othrwys i shall nevr talk 2u

    1. admin says:

      Rosy agar tumhe Punit ke comments se problem hai aur u want ko uska koi b comment jo tumhe tang kare post na ho simple mail ur problem with the reason @ info@nonvegjokes.com.. But mention the things u dont want to hear from the Punit i will block the comments

  79. Rosy says:

    @admin, thnk u so much. Dnt want any love shove cmnt

    1. admin says:

      Rosy dear if u want ki realy tumhare pe koi b kisi tarha ka ganda ya luv se related comment na aaye to u have to mail at info@nonvegjokes.com and file a request regarding this.. u have to mail from the same id which u r using on this site ………@hotmail.com wala otherwise agar ye tumhara ID nahi hai to is pure id ko subject main include kar dena main confirm kar lunga ki u r the same Rosy kahi koi aur tumhare nam ka use na kare

  80. priyanka says:

    bas karo yaar……tum sab

  81. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin sir mai rosy ko tang nahi karna chahata hu. Mai ush se sirf pyar chahata hu. Admin sir jisse hum pyar karte hai ushko ye kahna gunah hai ki mai tumse pyar karta hu. Admin sir aap toh pyar ke pujari hai. Kam se kam apko toh pyar karne walo ka sath dena chahiye. Admin sir kya pyar karnaa gunah hai. Agar apko lagta hai ki ye galat hai toh mai rosy par comment karna chhod dunga. Lekin rosy mai tumhe pyar karta hu aur karta rahunga. Rosy agar tumhe mera comment karna bura lagta hai. Toh mai comment nahi karunga lekin ush din ka intajaar karunga jish din tum mera pyar accept kar logi. I will wait rosy.

    1. admin says:

      Punit Bhai first of all main Pyar ka pujari nahi hun…. I hate luv.. 2nd agar mera koi user pareshan hai to us se puchna mera faraj hai.. mera faraz hai kisi koi kisi ki vajah se koi prob na ho khas kar is site pe so dats y

      3rd free advice in chakkro mein na pad mere bhai…. nahi to tu bhi kisi din kisi site ka admin bana hoga aur chahega ki log thoda hus le khush ho le

  82. Sanju says:

    I AGREE WITH U MR. ADMIN

  83. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy

    1. Rosy says:

      @punit, yup..hw r u?

  84. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy i m fine & u

  85. Rosy says:

    @punit, yup m fyn 2

  86. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy aap kaha se belong karti hai

  87. Rosy says:

    @punit, main apne ghar se belong karti hu..lol

  88. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mera matlab konse state me rahti ho…nt lol

  89. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy tumko mere me kya-kya burai najar aati hai.

  90. Rosy says:

    @punit, its nt abt being gud or bad. Its abt d foundatn, i.e. Love..jo mere liye exist he nai karta

  91. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy aap karti kya hai. Perhaps study

  92. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy kabhi-kabhi aesa lagta hai. Aap muje samjati hai lekin samj k b samjana nahi chahati.

  93. Rosy says:

    @punit, yup i study… N i dnt bliv in love so plz..kuch ne hone wala..

  94. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mumbai aayi ho.

  95. Rosy says:

    @punit, no..nevr:(

  96. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy konse college me padhti ho.

  97. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy agar aap mumbai aati ho toh muje milogi.

  98. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy good night

  99. Rosy says:

    @punit, gud mrng! Lets c..lekin i wil nt come only..

  100. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mai 21st dec. Ko 16 din k liye shree shammed shikhar ji k tour par ja raha hu. R u know about shree shammed shikhar ji.

  101. Rosy says:

    @punit, no! Kavi ni suna..

  102. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy ye jain logo ka sabse bada tirth-sthan hai. For more search on google

  103. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mere dimag mai teri 1 picture bani hui hai. Muje aesa lagta hai tum duniya ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ho. Ekdum gori, chikni, smart,perfect height,perfect figure,sexy & beautiful. Wht u say.

  104. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy if u get my mobile no. Anywhere. Will u call me.

  105. Rosy says:

    @punit, no..m nt as perfect as u think me 2b! M pretty, swt, caring as my cloz 1s say..height toh zyada ni h..admin k shouldrs tak aati hu..hehehe. Aur whn r u gng? Hav a nice trip!

  106. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy thanx,i'll gng 2maro.

  107. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy now i m in d train. Our group of 80 people. V enjy whole day. Really i miss u. Meri saamne wali seat par 1 couple baitha hai. Unko dekhkar muje lagta hai ki kash tum………………………..

    Rosy aaj train jab alahbad station se nikli toh yamuna nadi dikhi mene nadi mai 1 coin dala. R u know rosy log mante hai ki nadi me coin dalkar agar kuch mangte hai toh hamari ichcha puri hoti hai. Mene manga apne pyar ko. Good night dg.

  108. Rosy says:

    @punit, tats realy vry swt of u bt u knw na, ur wish isnt gng 2b granted.. So y do u hurt urself?

  109. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy kesi ho. 3 din se mai tuje comment b nahi kar sakaa. tum toh muje comnt nahi karogi. Hai naa

  110. Rosy says:

    @punit, konsa? I reply all ur msgs

  111. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy kesi ho,i miss u dear,happy new year

  112. Rosy says:

    @punit, Wc back. Hw r u? N hw ws ur trip?

  113. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy i m fine,n trip is very nice.

  114. Rosy says:

    @punit, gud 2 know tat

  115. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy agar mai tumko gift dena chahu toh kya lena pasand karogi

  116. Rosy says:

    @punit, gift? hmmm… Jst u b happy

  117. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy thanx ,who is ur favrt actor @ actoress.

  118. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @Punit, how r u dear,…could u tell me about ur favs
    songs…mujhe jaante hona…tumhara old friend…pehle iss site pe
    dhiraj aaya den punit or rosy..confused..hehe…sorry! 4 d things
    jo tumhe meri vajah se acchi na lagi hon..tc dear. @hi!
    everbody…jay plz be happy! dear as u have said dat ..happiness
    resides deep in u or everyone…tc and all…daksh,shallu lagta hai
    mujhse naaraj hain…plz main itna bura nahi hoon..see
    u..bye.

  119. Rosy says:

    @punit, i like john, srk, imran, ranbir, kangana, bips n genelia.. Wht abt u?

  120. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy i like ajay,shahid,kajol,katrina…& what's
    ur favrt colour? @dhiru i m fine,i like a lot of song, i know u, i
    know also dat u r older dan me,it's ok, tc,& how r
    u

  121. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @Punit, m 5y9…i knw rosy is ur good frend..m happy wid dat…tc punit..and be happy..rosy bhi tumhe khush dekhna chahti hai..tum bahut acche ho nd lovely ho …rosy k tum behadd acche dost ho..nd rosy bhi tumhe accha dost samjhti hai..tc :)..u both my old lovely friends.

  122. Rosy says:

    @punit, i think all colors r beautiful in their own place.. But i love black.. I think its great n defines me.. Urs?

    @dhiraj, tq so much buddy

  123. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy u r right. I like grey,black,sea green,aqua blue..& wht's ur figure.

    @dhiru thanx dear i wanna ask a question plz give true reply~ punit have penis, rosy have vagina,dhiraj have ………..?

  124. Dhiraj says:

    @punit, tum kaise sawal karte ho….btw main private parts ko lekar site pe disscuss yaa share nahi karta coz of my naturality…tumne boys ko to khub dekha hoga especially straight jo bilkul bhi private parts ko lekar shy nahi karte..woh unki naturality hogi meri aise nahi hai…ab punit mein dhiraj hoon to vagina kyon hoga mere pass…haan meri jo eyes hain woh mast hai sabhi males ko attract karti hai…isliye cap use karta hoon…kal ki baat hai ek jagah kisi ka wait kar raha tha..log itna ghoor rahe the..bikes wale car,rikshaw,and many more..kya kare meri eyes straights ko gay bana sakti hain..haha.tc..

  125. Rosy says:

    @punit, wht hav u got 2 do wit my figure? Thot u as a frnd n shared sm likes n dislikes.. N nw u gng byond frndshp.. N wht da fcuk u mean by rosy has v***na.. Cummon if u realy lovd me or evn frnd v hotey na, u wdnt hav usd such words 4 me, n wo v sabke saamne.. Nw i think u understood d differens btwn punit n rosy's boy.. Disgustng!!

  126. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy sorry agar apko bura laga ho actual me muje punit ki jagah male rosy ki jagah female word use karna chahiye tha rosy sorry 4 ask such question . plz forgive me, rosy mai tumhe real me sachche dil se frnd samjata hu . rosy mai haqikat me ye janna chahta tha ki tum sirf non veg jokes pasand karti ho ya non veg baate bhi. lekin tumne proof kar diya ki u r really great girl. i salute u.rosy tumne mere dil me apni ijjat badaa li hai. rosy aaj mai tumse promise karta hu ki aaj k baad tumse aese sawal kabhi b nahi puchhunga. n plz mere pyar par shak mat karo i steel love u. rosy plz muje maaf kar dena.

  127. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy gm rosy aaj raat ko tere bare me sochate-sochte nind nahi aayi subah k lagbhag 6 baje nind aayi aur abhi 7 baje wapis utha, rosy muje aesa lag raha hai ki kash tumhara mobile no. Hota toh meri feeling ko tumse baat karke samja paata. I m so sorry

  128. Rosy says:

    @punit,Now i dnt want 2 undrstand anythng. Stop botherng urself!

  129. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy plz

  130. Dhiraj says:

    @bhen k bhaio ,maa ki betiyo….saare ko good morning!!…bhen k bhaiyo thoda meri taraf bhi dhyan de diya karo…behne to deti hi hain..lol..haha!!.

  131. Dhiraj says:

    aaj sab ko yaad karta hoon…hi my sexy loveble JAY…hi my cute lovely SHALLU…my hot sexy DAKSH…hi my bindass sexy RAJ BIN …hi my sweet lovely sexy DEV….hi my cute bholu ..PUNIT…hi my sexy caring mindy LOFAR ..my..caring mast RAAVAN…my lovely short temper DEEP…my understanding RANA…H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  132. Punit mumbai says:

    @dhiraj i m so sorry dear u r my lovely frnd plz 4give me.

    @rosy plz

  133. Rosy says:

    @punit, nope, nevr

  134. Dhiraj says:

    @punit…yeh kya kar rahe ho…tum ek acche dost ho mere….aur yanhan par savi acche hain…plzz aage se maafi jaise sabd frndsip mein mat lana…tc my frnd……

  135. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mere pass tumhe kuch kahne ya samjane k liye word nahi hai. Kese samjau, kya kahu. Rosy plz

    @dhiru thnx

  136. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy aaj mere ghar par mehman aaye 7 me unki ek 3 saal ki ladki b thi jab mene ush ladki se naam puchha toh ushne bataya ki uska naam rosy hai. Rosy tum nahi janti tumhara naam sun k muje kitni khushi huyi. Kash haqikat me b mai tumse mil sakta. Rosy bolte hai ki dil se agar bhagwan se mafi maango toh bhagwan b maaf kar deta hai fir meri toh best frnd ho. Plz dear

  137. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i wish u happy velentine day. Aaj mai puri duniya k saamne jor se chilla kar kah raha hu ROSY I LOVE YOU ROSY I LOVE YOU. Mai tumse bahut pyar karta hu rosy, tum soch b nahi sakti ki rosy mai tumse kitna pyar karta hu. Rosy har time ki tarah na-na mat bolna. U r really my love Plz accept my prps. Rosy 4get our past. Aur aaj velentine k din gussa mat karna. Rosy i hope u don't brokn my heart. I love u 2 much.

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