Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye

Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

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Ladka: “Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun

Maa: “Matlab?

Ladka: “Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun

Maa: “Wo Kaisi?

Ladka: “Bra Banata Hun

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Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Ji Samaj Seva Karta Hoon. Matlab? Gire Huve Ko Uthata Hoon, Bichade Huye Ko Milata Hoon. Woh Kaise? Bra Banata Hoon

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22 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    बड़े नादान है जो इस दौर में भी वफ़ा की उम्मीद रखते है ..
    यहाँ दुआ पूरी न हो तो लोग भगवान को भी बदल देते है ,,,!

  2. deleted says:

    Rone se kisiko paya nhi jata, Khone se kisiko bhulaya nhi jata,
    Waqt sabko milta h zindgi badalne k liye, Pr Zindgi nhi milti waqt badalne K liye…

  3. deleted says:

    Breaking News:
    Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
    Advertisement Dekh Kar
    Apne Parents Ka Mobile
    Inter-change Kar Diya.
    Next Week They Got Divorced… .
    Now New Punch Line :-
    Idea Can Not Only
    Change Your Life It Also
    Help You To Change Your Wife.

  4. deleted says:

    Raat bhar mujhe iss baat ne sone na dia ki
    .
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    ….. . . zindgi to bas 4 din ki hai
    .
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    .
    |..(‘,’) | )(> |<|. . . . . . . .
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    . Or net pack maine 30 din ka kara liya !

  5. deleted says:

    Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
    jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

    Santa confidently answered- Sir

    1-SMOKING
    2-DRINKING….

  6. deleted says:

    Tum Ye Mat Samjh’na k Humein koi
    Or Nahi ‘Chahta’…..
    Tum ‘Chhor’ bi Do Ge To ‘Mout’ bahut
    talabgaar h hamari……

  7. deleted says:

    Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
    .
    .
    Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
    .
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    Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
    Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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    Everyone swam to save their life,
    but you were still swimming and
    searching for someone.”
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    Boyfriend (with luv): “I was searching for you, na?
    .
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    Girlfriend said: NO, You were
    shouting,
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    .
    “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

  8. deleted says:

    ठिकाना कब्र है कुछ तो इबादत कर मुसाफिर , कहते हैं खाली हाथ किसी क घर जाया नहीं करते

  9. deleted says:

    दोस्ती का दम भरते थे वो कभी और आज

    जब दोस्त को कफ़न में लिपटा देखा

    तो कहा कौन है ये मै तो इसे जानती तक नहीं

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