Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

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Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

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Ladka: “Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun

Maa: “Matlab?

Ladka: “Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun

Maa: “Wo Kaisi?

Ladka: “Bra Banata Hun

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Beta Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Ji Samaj Seva Karta Hoon. Matlab? Gire Huve Ko Uthata Hoon, Bichade Huye Ko Milata Hoon. Woh Kaise? Bra Banata Hoon

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    1. UR LOVE says:

      @Aaliya…

      hey r u dat sexy n wid d so much of know how abt sexual intercourse….

      dat u talk dis way….

      k boys class main jo bolte hain woh idhar bolti hain….

  1. Sanaya Sexy says:

    SAALE BHOSADI KE……..GIRE HUE KO TOH UTHA LEGA PAR BHALA BOOBS EK DUSRE SE BICHADH KESE SKTEY HAIN…????????? WOH TOH EK SAATH HE ATTACHED HOTEY HAIN…. CHODU HAI BEH……….

          1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

            wah yaar admin…. teri kismat toh mast chamki hui hai….ladkiya khud hi dikha k jaati hain..????

            tabhi itna knwldge hai……srf dekhtey he ho yaa…………hoshiyaar toh ho hi mera ishara samjh skte ho…..

          2. admin says:

            Aaliya madam ji thanks mujhe hoshiyar kahne ke liye… Vese mujhe shonk nahi hai in cheezo ko touch karne ka… main ek hi bandi chahta hun jo touch karvaye dats all….

            Hazar tarha ke fruit khane se acha hai ek ped ghar mein ugaya jaye atleast pata to hoga ki vo mera hi hai and mere haatho se hi fal fool raha hai

  2. piyush says:

    Arz Hai………

    Galib ne moti ladki ko dekh kar farmaya

    Un ka husn dekh kar beshak hum khusi se phule hai

    Lekin hairan bhi hai dekh kar

    Unke khole hai ya clifton ke jhoole hai

      1. Raja_Hyd says:

        Admin sahab…boobs latak zaroor jate hain par woh ek-dosre se doore nahi hote. Sirf jhool jane ke karan aisa lagta hai ki woh doore ho gaye hain..Sirf mastectomy inki dusman hai jo inhe ek dosre se doore karti hai…:)…apka asli naam kya hai..

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Rosy mai ush din ka intjar karunga. When u r free. Then tell me. Rosy 1 tumhi toh jisse mai pyar karta hu. Tumhare alawa kisi dusri ladki ke bare me toh sapne me bhi soch nahi sakta. I LOVE YOU ROSY

  3. Pratap Singh says:

    Wah Punit Kya Likha Hai Mujhe Pura Bharosa Hai Apni Rosy Par Lekin Tere Comment's Jo Tu Ladkiyo Ko Karta Hai Wo Bhi Padti Hogi To Kya Use Bhi Tujh Par Bharosa Hai……….Bharosa Jitna Hai To Apni Bhasha Sudharo Fir Tumhare Upar Sab Ko Bharosa Hoga.DEAR PUNIT

  4. Punit mumbai says:

    I know vicky. Lekin rosy kuch jyada hi bhav kha rahi hai. Pyar me dost aesa hi hota hai. Jab tak ladki patati nahi hai tab tak maska lagana hi padta hai. Agar rosy ki jagah koi dusri hoti toh kab ka haa bol diya hota. Hai na yukti,mansi,pia,arti,ruksana,pooja,aaliya. Lekin kya karu pyar jo karta hu rosy se.

  5. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy tum mera pyar ho. Aur tum kahti ho mai tumhe chhod du. Ye ho nahi sakta. Rosy tum muje 1 din jarur pyar karogi. Rosy duniya me sachche ashiq kam milte hai. 1 tu hai ki tuje parwah hi nahi hai.

  6. Vickyssss says:

    Punit tu pahle rosy ki kisi saheli ko pta … rosy ji maan jao na agar punit bhai ko gussa aa gya na to TERE NAAM ka Radhey bhaiya bhi inke aage kuch nhi hai…

  7. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy aaj sunday hai. Shayad aaj aap thodi free hogi. Fursat me Mere liye positivaly soch ke dekho. Rosy aapko surely feel hoga ki PUNIT is my true love. Rosy 10 minute nikal ke socho. I m waiting for ur reply.

  8. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i will give u true love. This is my promise. Plz believe me. Rosy mai apko 1 sachche pyar ka ahsas dilwaunga. Rosy ishe phisically attraction mat samjnaa, this is true love.

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    Punit yaar rosy aur tera match kuch thik nahi hai tumhe rosy agar chahegi bhi to apne sharto par agar rosy ko koi dusra ladka mil jaye jo tumse behtar ho to woh tumhe kyon pasand karegi…tumhe shayad rosy se bhi acchi ladki mil sakti hai uske liye thoda hardwork karna padega.

  10. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, listen! Main kisi ko v chahungi na toh wo unconditional hoga. N agar nahi, main straight bol deti hu. N i realy hope ki punit ko mere se v kai guna zyada achi ladki mile. God bless

  11. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy tumhe mai pasand karta hu. Tumse pyar karta hu. Tumne kitna easily bol diya ki hamaaraa kuch bhi nahi ho sakta hai. Rosy har ladki yahi chahati hai ki jo ladka ushe mile woh handsome ho smart ho kamaata ho ushka har pal saath de ushe jindagi ki tamam khusi aur pyar de. I have everything. Agar mere me kuch kami lage toh tumhare saath se puri ho jayegi. Tumhe jo chij pasand nahi woh mai hamesha ke liye chod dunga. Jo quality tum apne bf me dekhana chahati ho wesa mai banke dikhaunga. Rosy plz give me one chance.

  12. Rosy says:

    @punit, nw plz close ths topic. I hate discussing love on a public site. 1 more thing, nevr evr change urself 4 sm1. U r the best as u r. Hope u get a grt gal in future

  13. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy but i want just u & ur love. Rosy muje bhi maja nahi aata ki koi hamare pyar ka majak udaye ya hum dono ke bich interfere kare. Rosy sirf tum ha bol do fir ye sab kuch band ho jayega. Aur apna pyar start hoga. I hope that………

  14. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i also want stop it. Rosy plz accept my love. Rosy tumko aesa Q lagta hai ki ye sab mai drama kar raha hu. Rosy ye toh mai bhi nahi janta ki mai tere pyar me itna paagal Q hu. Lekin hakiqat me sachche dil se pyar karta hu. Rosy puri site check kar lo mene kisi bhi ladki par koi sexy comment nahi kiya aur naa karunga. Rosy mai apne me dhire dhire change lane ki koshish kar raha hu. Rosy plz samjo.

    1. admin says:

      Rosy dear if u want ki realy tumhare pe koi b kisi tarha ka ganda ya luv se related comment na aaye to u have to mail at info@nonvegjokes.com and file a request regarding this.. u have to mail from the same id which u r using on this site ………@hotmail.com wala otherwise agar ye tumhara ID nahi hai to is pure id ko subject main include kar dena main confirm kar lunga ki u r the same Rosy kahi koi aur tumhare nam ka use na kare

  15. Punit mumbai says:

    Admin sir mai rosy ko tang nahi karna chahata hu. Mai ush se sirf pyar chahata hu. Admin sir jisse hum pyar karte hai ushko ye kahna gunah hai ki mai tumse pyar karta hu. Admin sir aap toh pyar ke pujari hai. Kam se kam apko toh pyar karne walo ka sath dena chahiye. Admin sir kya pyar karnaa gunah hai. Agar apko lagta hai ki ye galat hai toh mai rosy par comment karna chhod dunga. Lekin rosy mai tumhe pyar karta hu aur karta rahunga. Rosy agar tumhe mera comment karna bura lagta hai. Toh mai comment nahi karunga lekin ush din ka intajaar karunga jish din tum mera pyar accept kar logi. I will wait rosy.

    1. admin says:

      Punit Bhai first of all main Pyar ka pujari nahi hun…. I hate luv.. 2nd agar mera koi user pareshan hai to us se puchna mera faraj hai.. mera faraz hai kisi koi kisi ki vajah se koi prob na ho khas kar is site pe so dats y

      3rd free advice in chakkro mein na pad mere bhai…. nahi to tu bhi kisi din kisi site ka admin bana hoga aur chahega ki log thoda hus le khush ho le

  16. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy mere dimag mai teri 1 picture bani hui hai. Muje aesa lagta hai tum duniya ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ho. Ekdum gori, chikni, smart,perfect height,perfect figure,sexy & beautiful. Wht u say.

  17. Rosy says:

    @punit, no..m nt as perfect as u think me 2b! M pretty, swt, caring as my cloz 1s say..height toh zyada ni h..admin k shouldrs tak aati hu..hehehe. Aur whn r u gng? Hav a nice trip!

  18. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy now i m in d train. Our group of 80 people. V enjy whole day. Really i miss u. Meri saamne wali seat par 1 couple baitha hai. Unko dekhkar muje lagta hai ki kash tum………………………..

    Rosy aaj train jab alahbad station se nikli toh yamuna nadi dikhi mene nadi mai 1 coin dala. R u know rosy log mante hai ki nadi me coin dalkar agar kuch mangte hai toh hamari ichcha puri hoti hai. Mene manga apne pyar ko. Good night dg.

  19. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @Punit, how r u dear,…could u tell me about ur favs
    songs…mujhe jaante hona…tumhara old friend…pehle iss site pe
    dhiraj aaya den punit or rosy..confused..hehe…sorry! 4 d things
    jo tumhe meri vajah se acchi na lagi hon..tc dear. @hi!
    everbody…jay plz be happy! dear as u have said dat ..happiness
    resides deep in u or everyone…tc and all…daksh,shallu lagta hai
    mujhse naaraj hain…plz main itna bura nahi hoon..see
    u..bye.

  20. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy i like ajay,shahid,kajol,katrina…& what's
    ur favrt colour? @dhiru i m fine,i like a lot of song, i know u, i
    know also dat u r older dan me,it's ok, tc,& how r
    u

  21. Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

    @Punit, m 5y9…i knw rosy is ur good frend..m happy wid dat…tc punit..and be happy..rosy bhi tumhe khush dekhna chahti hai..tum bahut acche ho nd lovely ho …rosy k tum behadd acche dost ho..nd rosy bhi tumhe accha dost samjhti hai..tc :)..u both my old lovely friends.

  22. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy u r right. I like grey,black,sea green,aqua blue..& wht's ur figure.

    @dhiru thanx dear i wanna ask a question plz give true reply~ punit have penis, rosy have vagina,dhiraj have ………..?

  23. Dhiraj says:

    @punit, tum kaise sawal karte ho….btw main private parts ko lekar site pe disscuss yaa share nahi karta coz of my naturality…tumne boys ko to khub dekha hoga especially straight jo bilkul bhi private parts ko lekar shy nahi karte..woh unki naturality hogi meri aise nahi hai…ab punit mein dhiraj hoon to vagina kyon hoga mere pass…haan meri jo eyes hain woh mast hai sabhi males ko attract karti hai…isliye cap use karta hoon…kal ki baat hai ek jagah kisi ka wait kar raha tha..log itna ghoor rahe the..bikes wale car,rikshaw,and many more..kya kare meri eyes straights ko gay bana sakti hain..haha.tc..

  24. Rosy says:

    @punit, wht hav u got 2 do wit my figure? Thot u as a frnd n shared sm likes n dislikes.. N nw u gng byond frndshp.. N wht da fcuk u mean by rosy has v***na.. Cummon if u realy lovd me or evn frnd v hotey na, u wdnt hav usd such words 4 me, n wo v sabke saamne.. Nw i think u understood d differens btwn punit n rosy's boy.. Disgustng!!

  25. punit mumbai says:

    @rosy sorry agar apko bura laga ho actual me muje punit ki jagah male rosy ki jagah female word use karna chahiye tha rosy sorry 4 ask such question . plz forgive me, rosy mai tumhe real me sachche dil se frnd samjata hu . rosy mai haqikat me ye janna chahta tha ki tum sirf non veg jokes pasand karti ho ya non veg baate bhi. lekin tumne proof kar diya ki u r really great girl. i salute u.rosy tumne mere dil me apni ijjat badaa li hai. rosy aaj mai tumse promise karta hu ki aaj k baad tumse aese sawal kabhi b nahi puchhunga. n plz mere pyar par shak mat karo i steel love u. rosy plz muje maaf kar dena.

  26. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy gm rosy aaj raat ko tere bare me sochate-sochte nind nahi aayi subah k lagbhag 6 baje nind aayi aur abhi 7 baje wapis utha, rosy muje aesa lag raha hai ki kash tumhara mobile no. Hota toh meri feeling ko tumse baat karke samja paata. I m so sorry

  27. Dhiraj says:

    aaj sab ko yaad karta hoon…hi my sexy loveble JAY…hi my cute lovely SHALLU…my hot sexy DAKSH…hi my bindass sexy RAJ BIN …hi my sweet lovely sexy DEV….hi my cute bholu ..PUNIT…hi my sexy caring mindy LOFAR ..my..caring mast RAAVAN…my lovely short temper DEEP…my understanding RANA…H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Dhiraj says:

    @punit…yeh kya kar rahe ho…tum ek acche dost ho mere….aur yanhan par savi acche hain…plzz aage se maafi jaise sabd frndsip mein mat lana…tc my frnd……

  29. Punit mumbai says:

    @rosy aaj mere ghar par mehman aaye 7 me unki ek 3 saal ki ladki b thi jab mene ush ladki se naam puchha toh ushne bataya ki uska naam rosy hai. Rosy tum nahi janti tumhara naam sun k muje kitni khushi huyi. Kash haqikat me b mai tumse mil sakta. Rosy bolte hai ki dil se agar bhagwan se mafi maango toh bhagwan b maaf kar deta hai fir meri toh best frnd ho. Plz dear

  30. Punit mumbai says:

    Rosy i wish u happy velentine day. Aaj mai puri duniya k saamne jor se chilla kar kah raha hu ROSY I LOVE YOU ROSY I LOVE YOU. Mai tumse bahut pyar karta hu rosy, tum soch b nahi sakti ki rosy mai tumse kitna pyar karta hu. Rosy har time ki tarah na-na mat bolna. U r really my love Plz accept my prps. Rosy 4get our past. Aur aaj velentine k din gussa mat karna. Rosy i hope u don't brokn my heart. I love u 2 much.

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