Bhagwan Na Kar Sake Wo Kam Saas Kar Deti Hai

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Baba Saxidas Dharti Pe Hi Nahi Swarag Lok Mein Bhi Famous Hai, Jab Kabhi Uski Salah Ki Jarurat Padti Hai To Devta Log Bhi Unse Salah Lete Hai, Jesa Is Bar Hua
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Ek Din Chitragupt, Brahmaji Se Prarthna Karte Hue Bole,

Chitragupt: “Prabhu. Ye Karwa Chauth Ke Vrat Se Saat Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Jo Yojna Hai, Use Band Kar Dijiye.”

Brahma Ji Ne Pucha: “Kyu?”

Chitragupt Pareshaan Hoke Bole,

“Prabhu, Sambhalna Bada Mushkil Hota Ja Raha Hai. Aurat To Saato Janam Vahi Pati Maangti Hai, Lekin Pati Har Baar Dusri Aurat Maangte Hai, Bahaut Dikkat Ho Rahi Hai Samjhane Mein.”

Brahmaji Hadbada Ke Bolte Hai: “Lekin, Yeh Yojna To Aadikal Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai, Ise Band Nahi Kiya Ja Sakta.”

Dono Isi Chinta Me Baithe The, Tabhi Vaha Narad Muni Aa Gaye. Unhone Dono Ki Baat Suni Aur Bole,

“Dharti Par Baba Saxidas Naam Ke Ek Mahaan Insaan Rehte Hai, Unse Jaakar Salah Leni Chahiye.”

Chitragupt Usi Samay Baba Saxidas Ke Paas Pahuche Aur Apni Pareshaani Batayi. Baba Ne Do Minute Socha, Fir Bole,

Baba Saxidas: “Jo Bhi Aurat Saato Janam Vahi Pati Maangti Hai, Use Keh Do, Pati To Vahi Milega, Lekin Shart Ye Hai Ke Saas Bhi Vahi Milegi.”

Bas Fir Kya Tha Kuch Hi Dino Mein Sab Aurto Ne Apni Maange Wapis Leli

Moral:- Jo Bhagwaan Bhi Na Kar Sake, Vo Kaam Saas Kar Sakti Hai.

Hindi Version

एक दिन चित्रगुप्त, ब्रह्माजी से प्रार्थना करते हुए बोले,

चित्रगुप्त: "प्रभु. ये करवा चौथ के व्रत से सात जन्म तक एक ही पति मिलने वाली जो योजना है, उसे बंद कर दीजिये."

ब्रह्मा जी ने पूछा: "क्यों?"

चित्रगुप्त परेशान होके बोले,

"प्रभु, संभालना बड़ा मुश्किल होता जा रहा है. औरत तो सातो जनम वही पति मांगती है, लेकिन पति हर बार दूसरी औरत मांगते है, बहुत दिक्कत हो रही है समझाने में."

ब्रह्माजी हड़बड़ा के बोलते है: "लेकिन, यह योजना तो आदिकाल से चली आ रही है, इसे बंद नहीं किया जा सकता."

दोनों इसी चिंता में बैठे थे, तभी वहां नारद मुनि आ गए. उन्होंने दोनों की बात सुनी और बोले,

"धरती पर बाबा सेक्सीदास नाम के एक महान इंसान रहते है, उनसे जाकर सलाह लेनी चाहिए."

चित्रगुप्त उसी समय बाबा सेक्सीदास के पास पहुंचे और अपनी परेशानी बताई. बाबा ने दो मिनट सोचा, फिर बोले,

बाबा सेक्सीदास : "जो भी औरत सातो जन्म वही पति मांगती है, उसे कह दो, पति तो वही मिलेगा, लेकिन शर्त ये है के सास भी वही मिलेगी."

बस फिर क्या था कुछ ही दिनों में सब औरतो ने अपनी मांगे वापिस लेली

मोरल:- जो भगवान् भी न कर सके, वो काम सास कर सकती है.

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