Bhagya Se Jyada Aur Samay Se Pahle Kuch Nahi Milta

Dosto Bhagya Se Jyada Aur Samay Se Pahle Kuch Nahi Milta, Aur Jo Bhagya De De Uspe Hume Sabar Karna Chahiye, Jyada Lalach Sab Kuch Tabah Kar Deta Hai.
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Aaj Main Aapko Apne Ek Khas Dost Rajveer Singh Saini Ki Kahani Sunata Hun.

Rajveer Singh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua,

7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Thha

Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatve Number Par Hi Aata Tha,

Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye, 7 Shaadiya Ki Aur Uske 7 Hi Bachhe Hue.

Itne Sare Paise Kamaye Ki Sahar Ka 7va Number Ka Amir Aadmi Ban Gaya

Usko Ek Bahut Bade Jyotish Ne Bataya Hua Tha Ki Uske Liye 7 Number Bahut Hi Lucky Hai

Ek Baar Vo Samunder Ke Kinare Ghum Raha Tha To Usne Samne Dekha Ki Ek Ladki Bilkul Nangi Jhuki Hui Hai

Aur Uske Pichwade Ke Dono Side Pe 7 Likha Hua Hai.

Rajveer Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usne Socha Ki Ye Bhi Bhagwan Ji Ka Koi Ishara Hai Mere Lucky Number Ki Taraf

Usne Kya Kiya Apni Aaj Tak Ki Kamayi Ek Ek Cheez Bech Ke Sare Paise Lottery Ke 77 Number Pe Laga Diye.

Aur Jab Lottery Nikli To Rajveer Ke To Dekh Ke Tote Hi Udd Gaye, Kyunki Jis Number Pe Lottery Lagi Thi Vo Number Thha

707

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  1. kaminey says:

    PRIYANKA muje b batana na ki bhai behan pele aye ya miya bb jab milenge akele me …khopche me leja k…
    acha tuje kese pata ki kon pele aya….
    JMC

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