Bhagya Se Jyada Aur Samay Se Pahle Kuch Nahi Milta

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Dosto Bhagya Se Jyada Aur Samay Se Pahle Kuch Nahi Milta, Aur Jo Bhagya De De Uspe Hume Sabar Karna Chahiye, Jyada Lalach Sab Kuch Tabah Kar Deta Hai.
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Aaj Main Aapko Apne Ek Khas Dost Rajveer Singh Saini Ki Kahani Sunata Hun.

Rajveer Singh Ka Janam 7 July 1977 Ko Subah 7 Baje Hua,

7 Hi Bhai Bahan The, Aur Makaan Ka Number Bhi Unka 7 Hi Thha

Class Me Bhi Hamesha Vo Saatve Number Par Hi Aata Tha,

Usne Bahut Mehnat Kar Ke 7 Ghar Banaye, 7 Shaadiya Ki Aur Uske 7 Hi Bachhe Hue.

Itne Sare Paise Kamaye Ki Sahar Ka 7va Number Ka Amir Aadmi Ban Gaya

Usko Ek Bahut Bade Jyotish Ne Bataya Hua Tha Ki Uske Liye 7 Number Bahut Hi Lucky Hai

Ek Baar Vo Samunder Ke Kinare Ghum Raha Tha To Usne Samne Dekha Ki Ek Ladki Bilkul Nangi Jhuki Hui Hai

Aur Uske Pichwade Ke Dono Side Pe 7 Likha Hua Hai.

Rajveer Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usne Socha Ki Ye Bhi Bhagwan Ji Ka Koi Ishara Hai Mere Lucky Number Ki Taraf

Usne Kya Kiya Apni Aaj Tak Ki Kamayi Ek Ek Cheez Bech Ke Sare Paise Lottery Ke 77 Number Pe Laga Diye.

Aur Jab Lottery Nikli To Rajveer Ke To Dekh Ke Tote Hi Udd Gaye, Kyunki Jis Number Pe Lottery Lagi Thi Vo Number Thha

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Comments

110 Comments

  1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Admin samundar ke kinare neelami ho rahi thi ye likhta to aur maza aata.! ;-)
    Bt anyways… nice1

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Very good admin

  3. deleted says:

    kya faltu likha h …..ye nonvegjokes ki site h admin….itne intzar k baad…..ye publish kiya……ye tune kya kia…..

  4. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    mean usne ladki ke dono bum ka 7 to padha..but bich ka 0 padhna bhool gaya….? hmmm…

  5. Dhiraj* says:

    (7)0(7)

  6. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Some true facts..lol..
    1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples… POINTLESS !
    2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you… Love a woman and she Fucks you:
    3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: ‘Pulse’ passed:
    4. The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !
    5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women’s BREASTS?
    Girl: Enough to help a Man’s Boneless Thing stand up:
    6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence…
    A Pregnant Prostitute;
    7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:
    8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex….!! :P

    1. Dhiraj* says:

      Dirty but partialy true..some are really true!!

  7. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    zindagi ke 6 usul..
    1..chut,chuchi, chilam,jitni bhi piyo kabhi jhuti nahi hoti..
    2..bhajan bhojan aur chodan ekant me hi karne chahiye..
    3..phoda loda aur ghoda sahlane se badta hai..
    4…lund aur ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai…
    5..ladki kitni bhi lambi ho lund toh chusegi baith ke hi aur chudegi let ke hi..
    6..taviz aur condom hamesha pass rakho bhoot aur choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye..! ;-)

    1. Dhiraj* says:

      very very dirty but true..eeewww!!

  8. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Aaj Uska Dil Fir ‘DUKHA’ Diya Hamne,
    Apne Pyar Ka Karz ‘CHUKA’ Diya Hamne.
    Dekar Laalach Use ‘ICECREEM’ Ka,
    Andhere Me
    APNA” . . . . ” CHUSA” Diya
    Hamne.. :P

  9. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Santa ne pakistan mein exam diya or usse fansi ho gyi..
    Socho kyu:-
    Kyuki uske exam me sawal tha ki ‘MUSHARAF’ kab paida hua..???
    Santa:-
    Jab Uski maa chudi …

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      ha ha ha ha…santa..!

    2. Dhiraj* says:

      oh my god!!
      haha!!

    3. Lalitmangla says:

      Santa ki to lag gayi

  10. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Dulhan Ki Dost Ne Weding Nite Pe Call Ki:Kya Hal Hai?
    Dulhan: Yr Wo Mere Karib Ane Lge To Mene Kaha Kya Kr Rahe Hain? Tb Se Unhone Mujhe Pogo Dikhane Ke Liye Bithaya Hua Hai.

  11. Dhiraj* says:

    ladkio k 2 coconuts..ki dewaani duniya??
    ladkio k 1 aage wali gufa ki deewani duniya??
    ladkio k patli kamr ki deewani duniya??
    ladkio k nayano ki deewani duniya??
    ladkio k pichwade ki deewani duniya??
    ladkio k ghane baalo ki deewani duniya??
    ladkio ki addaein aur chaal ki deewani duniya?
    ………………………………………………………………………..
    lekin upar ki likhi koi cheeze mujhe aakrshit nhi krti!!
    :)

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      For Dhiru…

      Tum Kai Baar
      Mil Chuke Hote Mujhe
      .
      .
      Tum Jo Milte
      Agar Duaon Se…

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        ..mere liye to shayad aur koi dua kr raha hoga!!..
        yaar dont call me dhiru..yeh naam kanhi se bhi match nhi krta mujhe pe..agar pyaar se kha hai to thanx!!..mujhe apne liye naya naam khojna padega..mera physical naam dhiraj hai..but non physical naam abhi clear nhi ho paa raha hai..jo mere real se match krta ho…maybe “jo nxt birth mein milega woh hi hoga..isliye mujhe philhaal Dhiraj rakhna hoga aur dhiraj se kaam chalana hoga!!..mein tumhara yeh cmnt note krta hoon jo tumne mere liye likha..tc

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      hmmm… Dhiraj How About… Dezee….?

      1. Dhiraj* says:

        no prince dezee bhi sahi nhi hai non physical name k liye…agar use
        meethi nashili jadubhari jehreeli khubsurti=?? kho to theek rahega…!!..kyunki deekhne mein woh waise hi hai…!!..

  12. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Kya Husn Hai, Jamaal Hai, Kya Rang Roop Hai
    Tum Bheed Main Bhi Jao To Tanha Dikhayi Do…

  13. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Uff! Woh Naram Labo’n Ka Dheere Se Kehna_
    Ko’i Dekh Na Le.. Ab Mujhe Jane Bhi Do..!!

  14. Deepak says:

    hahahaha..wah bhai..kya dimag lagaya h..!!

  15. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    In xam hall a girl askd a Pathan:
    Plz Muje bs is ans ki starting bta do baki mai likh lungi
    Pthan ne idhr udhr Dekha
    Phir dheere se bola
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ..
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    “The” :p

  16. salman faruki says:

    ye veg joke nonveg site pe kyu diya bhai

    1. Admin says:

      mujhe to veg nahi laga ye kidhar se bhi.. lagta hai bhai tere ko samajh nahi aya :p

  17. Deepak says:

    1 admi 1 aurat se – aap ke kitne bacche hain?
    AURAT-8
    .
    ADMI-apka khet to bahut upjau hai,
    .
    AURAT-khet upjau nahi.. hamare mohale ke kisan bahut MEHNATI hai ..

  18. Prity saxena says:

    Meri samajh mai nai aaya koi samajhaega???

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      mean usne ladki ke dono bum ka 7 to padha..but bich ka 0 padhna bhool gaya….

    2. Dhiraj* says:

      isse practical kr k dekha jaa sakta hai jada samjh mein aaega…
      recommended:but dont try ..its dirty act

  19. NAVYA says:

    GUD JOKE

  20. Priya says:

    Admin :( :( :( :(
    maha bakwas joke!!
    Ye apni story kisi aur k name se kyu publish kar rhe ho?

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehehehehehehehe

  21. deleted says:

    Dil-e-gumraah ko ae kaash ye maaloom ho jaata..,

    Gunaah uss waqt tak dilchasp hai ki jab tak ho nhi jaata..

  22. Lalitmangla says:

    Dheeraj tujhe naya naam chahiye to aaj se hum tumhe dhanno bulayenge

    1. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

      @laitmangla,..yeh naam khud rakh lo to accha rahega..and no bakwas with me!!..dont read my comnts!!..kucch bolne se pehle soch k bola kro…samjhe..sorry guys i will not come to this site ..till 18july sorry jay and deepak..you lalitmangle mein tumse baat nhi krta..aur meine tumhe hurting cmnt nhi diye..tumhara dimaag khraab hai..mein Deepak ko sirf do din ki mulaqaat mein jaan liya..aur tumhe naa jaan paun..
      bye bye friends..till 18julytc!!
      lalit mangla!!..bolne se pehle..kya kisiko khrab lag sakta hai..soch k bola kro u got ittt!!!

      1. Deepak says:

        Dear, it’s ok yr, vo just mazak kr rahe the…mai manta hu ki esa majak nh hona chahiye..but dear mai ye b janta hu ki ap ka dil bht bada h..or yaha ka hr banda ap se pyar krta h..lalit ji b….it’s my heartly request ki ap yahi rahoge or roz hm sb se baat karoge…ap meri baat manoge..agar muje dil se apna mante ho…
        .

      2. Lalitmangla says:

        Dhiraj jab tum logon ko samajh sakte ho to kya tumhe ye pata nahi chala ki ye sirf majak tha yahan sabhi users hansi majak karte hain iska matlab sabhi ek dusre se naraj ho jayenge to kaise kaam chalega or agar fir bhi tumhe bura laga to main dil se mafi mangta hoon

  23. varsha says:

    gud joke admin…

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Kai dinon ke baad dikhi ho kya time nahi milta tha

      1. varsha says:

        thodi busy thi… waise kaise h aap??

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Hum bhi badiya hain

  24. Anuj says:

    Priya hehehehehhehehehhehehhe joke kaisa laga :D :D :D ab daath dikha :D :D :D :D

    1. Priya says:

      chup kar BIHARi,:(

      1. deleted says:

        kya hua priya ji ….bahut naraz lagti h ….

      2. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

        Priya g mai bhi bihar se hu nd abhi filhaal delhi shift hu..!
        ek joke aap btana kya btr hai…
        jaise bihar k logo ko bihari kahte h..!
        panjab k logo ko pnjabi…!
        Madras k logo ko madrasi..!
        Waise hi yaha delhi k logo ko bahenchod bolte h…! :P
        Abb aap btao bahenchod achha hai yaa phr bihari…!
        Dear main bs kahna ye chahta hu aap aisa ruthe ruthe comments naa do aur dena bhi ho to usi ko do jo wo deserv krta hai kisi society yaa state ko nahi…!
        Cozz…. we mind it…!

        1. Admin says:

          Nitesh Usne Usi Ko Diya hai tujhe nahi aur usko bihari bolne ke piche kya baat hai aur kya logic hai tere ko nahi samajh aayega

          and bihari bolne se koi bejti nahi feel hoti, ye tum logo ki khud ki soch hai, hume koi punjabi bole to fakar mahsus hota hai aur sardar bole to beizti.

          So dear ye duniya hai na jane kitne log kitni feelings hai, par sab se sachi feeling hai apne man ki vo saf to sab saf.

      3. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

        bhai @Admin bolne se kuch galat nahi hota bt jo tone of voice hai wo bahes ki baat hoti hai…
        tum pyaar se hame madhrch#d bhench*d yaa aur kuch bhi bol do hm mind nahi karte..!
        bhai pyar se to koi apni jaan bhi nikal le to uff naa karenge…!
        waise bhi tumeh pta naa ho to main bta du mere kahne ka means bs smjhana tha ydi smjh me aaye to sahi hai nd naa aaye to jaise tumne kahi tumlogo ki soch waisa hi kuch..!
        Nd dear tum isi apne se naa lena…!

      4. Priya says:

        @nitesh maine BIHARI apko nhi apne frnd ko bola hai,kisi society n state par comment nhi dia & kyu bola ye wo janta hai,,apko bura lgne se mujhe koi frak nahi padta!& agr apko bihar k hokar v bihari word se prob hai to ye apki galti hai ki aap apne home state ko ganda smjh rahe ho!!
        Okk ,byee

      5. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

        :O
        Okay..! then i’m so sory both of u…!
        Nd priya g mera man kisi ka dil dukhana nahi tha wo to aapki comments se mujhe jo feel hua wo maine kaha..! Again sry its a my misundrstndng..!
        Nd mujhe bihari kahelwane me koi problem nahi hai..!
        Aapne kuch galat hi le liya meri baatoñ ko…! :-(

  25. Deepak says:

    Wo aksar humse kehte the k “AAPKO TO HUM APNA BANA K HI CHHODENGE”
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    Aur phir 1 din unhone apna vada pura kar diya
    .
    .
    .
    Unhone hume APNA BANA k “CHHOD DIYA”…

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Wah deepak wah kya baat hai

    2. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

      @Deepak lovely,..mujhe bura jarur laga tha uss comnt se..kyunki meri prince se baat serious hui thi isliye…mera koi irada nhi hai..tum jaise lovely friend ko chhodne ka,..kho to puri zindagi bhar k liye tumhara dost ban jaun hahahahahah!!!..but kucch bhi kho tumhe to mein apna manta hi hoon..tumhari baate mere dil ki gehrayon tak jaati hain..aur pyaar k phool tod laati hain…meri kismat hai ki tum mujhe apna mante ho aur dil mein itni izzat rakhte ho..mera wada aksar pyaar se haar jaata hai..agr tum nhi manate to jarur mein nhi aata..par tumhare pyaar mein woh taqat hai..ki nafrat ki parat ko chhdte hue..pyaar k heere j awaharat nikal le aati hai…tum mere dil mein humesha rahoge..ek pyare se deepak ki tarah..tumhari baatein meri nafrat ko jala k rakh kr dete hain..kasam se mein tumhe aakhri saans tak nhi bhulunga..tumhe tumhari baato se yaad krunga..that is why u r loveable and lovely….nd i love u soo much Dear…tumse meri baate ho jaana hi meri khuskismati hai..tumhare liye mere likhe yeh thode shabd bhi kam hai..tumhare saath jay k liye mere dil mein pyaar hai…mein jab tak jeeunga tab tak tum dono ki sukh shaanti ki ishwar se prathna krunga..Deepak lovely..,at last for u..umaah!!..tc!!
      @lalit ji,thats ok..good evening!!

      1. Lalitmangla says:

        Mere liye itna chota reaction

  26. Monica Sharma says:

    @ admin, gd joke, a bit logical too.
    by the way aaj kal tabiyat thik nahi hai kya???
    hmmmm or r u busy?
    or ‘the jokes in the factory has finished???

    1. Admin says:

      nothing dear . just busy in making a new site for you guys :p

  27. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Admin bhai ye fb wala rajveer hai na gagan ka bhai ?

    Agar wohi hai to dear jo person is site pe hi nahi to uska naam idhar dalne ka kya fayida pls. Rply

    1. Admin says:

      Actually pahle mein tera naam dalne wala tha, fir nahi dala and rjveer ka mene vese dal diya mene gagan se panga lene ke liye :p usko chidane ke liye

      1. Mr. Bachelor says:

        To kya hua admin bhai agar mera naam joke me daal b dete to kaam se kaam main b kisi ki khushi ka indirectly karan ban jata

    2. Priya says:

      R8 dilbr ji,jo idhr hai hi nahi uska kyu majak bnaya!FB pe to koi Shabir Virk bhi hai uska name likh dete :p

  28. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Bohat Nazdeek Ho Ke Bhi Wo Itna
    Door Hai Mujhse,
    Ishara Ho NahI Sakta, Pukaara Ja Nahi
    Sakta

  29. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Mohabbat kis se ki jaye? Duniya se? Ye to rulati hai, phoolo se? Ye to murjha jate hai, paisa se? Ye to rishto ko todta hai, bulandi se? Ye to muh k balgirati hai, khushi se? Ye to waqti hoti hai logon se? Ye to bewafa hote hai, to phir aakhir muhabbat kis se ki jaye???

    1. Deepak says:

      Dear, saval ye nh ki kis se muhabbat karne…
      saval to ye h ki kis se muhabbat na karnen…
      Jo duniya rulati h wahi hume hasati b h…
      Fool chahe murjha jaye fir b vo apni khushbu se ap ko mahkate h..
      Paise shayad sb kuch nh hote..but..bht kuch to hote hi h…insan ki jindagi k liye..
      Muhabbat agar sacchi bulandi pr ho to shayad vo niche nh girati…
      Khush gr bewafa h to gum kon sa apna saga h vo b to bewafa h…
      .
      Dear muhabbat kisi se b karo..bs..sacche dil or imaan se karo….gr bewafa apni bewafai nh chod skta to hum apni wafa kaise chod skte h…

      1. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

        nice!!

  30. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
    Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, FullDay Par Full dress Pahnti HuAll
    boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,Holiday ko classlo na!

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Good

      1. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

        tumhare liye reaction isliye km tha kyunki tumhara action thoda dheela hai!!

  31. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Please Protest against Lesbianism,
    Bcoz ONE Lesbian Couple means Two Pussies out of circulation.
    Wht a waste of Natural Resource
    -Penis Welfare Society :)

  32. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Banta fell in love with a porn star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie….the Movie came to an End. Abit disturbed and annoyedwith what he saw, Banta told himself, “Thank God it was just a movie andnot reality.”

    1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

      Hehehe…. mst joke yaar..!

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Ha ha ha very good

    3. deleted says:

      great joke……

  33. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    “LULLI” Or “ZUBAN” Me Samanta..
    2no Me HADDI Nahi Hoti,
    2 No Par Kabu Rkhna Mushkil,
    2no Se LAAR Tapkti H,
    2no Ko New-new”ITEM” Chakhne Ka Shouk Hota H..

  34. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    1 HAKLA Customer Amul Macho Underwear Lene Gaya. .
    Dukandar asked- Kya Doon?
    Customer – ” A..A.. Amul ki M… MA… MAA CHO.. Do “

  35. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha.
    Doctor: “Arre Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?”
    Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue”
    Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?”
    Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li! :P

  36. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Essay on Duck :
    I like duck.
    Duck lives in water.
    I also drink water.
    My neighbour uncle drink alcohol.
    Alcohol is very bad.
    It was told by Gandhiji.
    He was a good person.
    He had one stick.
    Stick swim in water.
    Duck also swim in water.
    Duck take bath in water.
    Me too take bath in water.
    I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day.
    That is why duck is so white..
    I like duck so much bcoz i love drinking milk…
    Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour..
    Holi is festival of colours…
    Moral of the story :- I have more msgs..! Nd lots of tym…
    Nxt eassy on fish coming soon…! :P

  37. Deepak says:

    Boys must read it…
    Is shayri me unka unkaha dard chupa hua h…
    Shayad ap ne b is dard ko mahsus kiya ho..

    Aakho me Aansu Or Chehre Par Hasi Hoti He..
    .
    Aakho Me Aansu Or Chehre Par Hasi Hoti He..
    .
    Aisa Tab Hota He Jab “Pipudi” Pent Ki Chain Me Fasi Hoti He.

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Ha ha ha mast hai

  38. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Daku Bank Lutne Gaye. Gun Ghar Me Bhul Gaye Fir B Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola- Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena G.!:-p

  39. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

    YAnha jitne bhi boys aate hain unko kucch percent deta hoon!!
    1.admin-4.9/10
    2.jay*-6.1/10
    3.samir-5.6/10
    4.anuj-4.3/2/10
    5.dil ki dhadkan-5.9/10
    6.nitesh-7/10
    7.nilesh-5/10
    8.peepal wale baba-3/10
    9.himanshoo-4.2/10
    10.Deepak*-7.9/10
    11.om manglam mangla ji-4.5/10
    12.Deleted-5.9/10
    13.wanted-4.4/10
    …………………………………………………………..
    yeh percentage unki har cheezo ko shaamil krke liya gya hai…sexiness,hotness,inteligency,loveliness,talent,etc etc!!
    !!winner is Deepak!!..scored 7.9marks…!!
    …… have a goodnight!!………..!!
    :)

    1. Deepak says:

      Apni Sanso Me Mahakta Paya H Apko
      Hr Khwab Me Hmne Bulaya H Apko
      Q Na Kre Shiddat Se Yad Apko
      Jb Humari Yari K Liye Hi Khuda Ne Banya H Aapko…
      .
      Thnx Dear,
      wese ye shayri meri apni nh h..but muje kuch bayan krne k liye is se behtar words nh mil paye..
      .
      Thnx a lot……

    2. Mr. Bachelor says:

      Hahahahaha dhiraj bhai tumhe aaj b mera wo naam yaad hai dil ki dhadkan oh my god itni acchi yadasht tumhe to meri taraf se 10/10, dear aaj phir wo sare naam yaad aa gaye yo maine is site pe rakhe the like:- punjabi hunk, the heart hacker , Aaj Binbass , dil ki dhadkan, punjabi munda, heartbeat , dilbar jani , santa singh, pappu , aur ab mr. Bachler

    3. deleted says:

      dosti kabhi % mein nahi napi ja sakti …….

    4. Admin says:

      buhuhuhu Abe mere ko itne kam kyu diye be :'( thik hai tere ko b main deta hun 100/40

  40. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

    prince dear, yours i forget..urs is 5.3..this results is calculated according to what i have sensed no joke!!..no response..great thats natural!!
    :)

  41. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

    ***********************
    :) G*O*O*D N*I*G*H*T :)
    ***********************

  42. Prity saxena says:

    Dhirajji girls ki bhi % nikalo i think i ‘ll get firt

    1. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

      prity yanha girls jada nhi hai…aur girls ka nikalna near to difficult hai…agar meine girls k sahi percent nikal liye..to mein Dhiraj nhi rah jaunga…pata nhi tumhare swaal se mujhe kucch ajeeb sa laga…ek min try krta hoon..very less cmnt se aur difficult hai..senser thoda repel kr raha hai but i m trying my best!!
      1.prity,-sexy80,hot20
      2.priya,-hot60,sexy40
      3.navya-bacchi lagti hai,sensing failed
      4.monika-hot90,sexy10
      5.varsha-sexy75,hot25
      sorry percent nikal nhi pae
      :)
      hey girl iske baad koi swaal nhi!!

      1. Priya says:

        :o :o dheeraj ji ,yeh kya hai??

  43. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Haaye..! @dheeraj bhai 1points aur de dete to kya..? ho jata ye 7 kyu..? diya..!
    Bahuhuhu…. lucky1 7no…! :P

    1. {(*Dhiraj*)} says:

      hahahahahaha!!

  44. deleted says:

    Ye zami ki fitrat hai har cheez sokh leti hai.
    warna in aankhon se girne wale aansuon ka bhi,
    ik alag hi samundar hota

  45. deleted says:

    Bikhrti” sham ki parchaiyaan mujhe de do,
    Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyaan mujhe de do….
    Mein tum ko yaad karon or tum chale aao,
    Tum apne pyaar ki suchaiyaan mujhe de do…
    Mein doob jaon tumhari udaas ankhoon mein,
    Tum apne dard ki gehraiyaan mujhe de do!!!

  46. varsha says:

    gud ni8 frndzzz,swt dreamzzz,tc

  47. Prity saxena says:

    Ye deleted ko kya ho gaya koi inhe Bareli bhejo

    1. deleted says:

      @prity ji aisa meine kya kar dia jo aap mujhe bareli bhej rahi h ……aur bareli mein aisa kya h …ko meine nahi deekha..????

  48. Deepak says:

    *THOusanDs oF HaPPiness Can’t RemOve One Pain iN HearT….
    .
    BUt..
    .
    *One Pain Can RemOve THOusanDs oF HaPPiness iN HearT..
    .

  49. Deepak says:

    Chahe jo tumhe pure dilse,
    milta he wo muskil se,
    esha jo koi khi he bs ek wohi sbse hnsi he,
    us hath ko tum tham lo,
    wo mehrban kl ho na ho,
    hr pl yha ji bhr jiyo,jo he sma kl ho na ho…

  50. Deepak says:

    Kaash esa ho tere kadmo se…. chun k manzil chale..
    aur kahi…. dur kahi…
    Tum gar sath ho manzilo ki kami toh nahi…
    Tere bina zindagi se shikwa toh nahi..

  51. Deepak says:

    My Personal Attitude:..
    .
    ‘I Dont Care If Sum People Dont Like Me……
    .
    .
    .
    .
    After all, I am Nt a “FACEBOOK STATUS”
    .
    .
    .

    To be Liked ……’

  52. Deepak says:

    Kavita Ho Ya Kalakriti
    Pustak Ho Ya Natak
    Hr Kalakar Apna Hi Nam Dete HE
    .
    .
    Pr
    .
    MAA Jaisa Koi Nhi
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santan Ko JaNam Dekar Nam Pita Ka Deti he

  53. Deepak says:

    HEART TOUCHING LINES BY A ONE SIDED LOVER:
    .
    Usko Rab Se Itni Bar Manga Hai Ki,

    Ab Ham Sirf Hath Uthaate Hai,

    Aur Farishte Khud Hi Duaa Likh lete h.,

    1. deleted says:

      sishe ke ghar bana kar vo itminnan se unme bAIthe haiN
      anjaan hai vo hath me pathar liye har ajnbee musafir se

  54. Deepak says:

    Doston,
    mere Pados wali amma jab bhi kahi shadi hoti thi to mere Gaal kheech kar bolti thi “Ab teri bari hai ”
    .
    lekin ab usne bolna chhod diya hai…
    .
    kyuki…
    .
    .
    ab jab bhi kahi kisi ki death hoti hai to main uske
    gaal kheech kar bolta hu “ab teri bari hai”…

  55. Deepak says:

    Name : Sameer urf Baba sexidaas
    .
    Hobby: Collecting Tiger Teeth & Catching Bullets with Bare Hands.
    .
    My Records: Fought with an Elephant & broke its Neck.
    .
    Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava.
    .
    Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami.
    .
    Most Embarrassing Moment:Coudn’t kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died.
    .
    Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me.
    &
    something abt me:- i really don’t like 2 show off…

    1. Admin says:

      abe oye yada bakwas na kar tujhe nahi pata ki sach men jab main chota tha mene ek sher ki gardan, hathi ki taang, bhediye ki punch tod di thi… fir uske baad dukan ne mere ko bahut mara tha ki sale mere khillone tod diye buhuhuhuhhu

  56. deleted says:

    gud mrng to all

  57. Lalitmangla says:

    Gm friends

  58. Deepak says:

    Asman me mat dhudna apne sapno ko.
    sapno ke liye to jameen ki jarurat hoti h.
    .
    sab kuch mile to jine ka kya maja,
    jine k liye ek kami ki jarurat hoti he…
    .
    GOOD MORNING FRIENDS…

  59. manoj kumar rehala says:

    deepak thumahaare baat mein dam hai.

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