Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

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Bhabhi Maa Smaan Hoti Hai Ye Sab Bolte Hai, Par Kya Is Bhai Ne Is Rishte Ki Laaj Rakhi?
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Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,

Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,

Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.

Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?

Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao

Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai

Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale

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22 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha. . .hehehehe Aaz to santa ne ye sabit kar diya k wo ekdam bewkoof hai. . . .hehehe

  2. Jay says:

    Hey Meri Kabutari !
    Yaar 2 kaisi hai aur teri wo kaisi chal rahi hai (study) ? Yaar teri yaad bahut aati hai . . .

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning frndz.
    Hahahahaha….
    Bewkuph santa
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub..??
    PRIYA DI aap kaisi hai, busy hai kya. Idhar aap aa b nhi rhi.. Kya bat hai sub acha to hai na..??

    1. Priya says:

      Very fine & u?
      Ya busy thi,bt ab free hu:)

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        It’s Ok..
        but kya mai jan sakta hu, ki ap kha busy thi PRIYA JI .??

      2. Priya says:

        study me :D

      3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Exam chal rha hai kya PRIYA..???

      4. Priya says:

        NO

  4. panchhi says:

    hahahahaha mast h..
    Welcome back jay ..me thik hu nd study b achhi chal rai h..tum sunao kese ho?

  5. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    “If Someone Closes His Door On Your Face,
    Then Make Him Realize That. .










    KUNDI DARWAZE K DONO TARAF HOTI HY ;-)

    1. Priya says:

      hehehehe

  6. lucky says:

    santa bechara kismt ka mara………… hehehehehehehehe

  7. lucky says:

    ek chiz samjh nhi aai…… pappu sab dekh rha tha kyaaaa??????????????

  8. Priya says:

    :O
    Ohhhhooo…..

    1. DON says:

      priya ji esa kiya dekh liya

      1. Priya says:

        Joke read kr k reaction h ye DON ji

  9. DON says:

    sab laides ka dil lund ke bina ghebhrata hi he

    1. vartika says:

      tumhe kaise pata?????haan tm to cat specialist ho na.

  10. deleted says:

    Bahut purana joke h admin , tumne aaj publish KIA …

  11. HPS says:

    Wah!!! Re Santa….!!!

  12. shreya says:

    hehehe good joke

  13. rajan says:

    nice

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