Birbal Se Panga Leke Fass Gaya Bechara

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Akbar Birbal Ke Kisse To Bahut Se Sune Honge, Par Ye Kissa Vo Hai Jo Har Kisi Ne Nahi Suna, Aur Sach Mein Birbal Ki Jitni Tarif Ki Jaye Utni Kam Hai.
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Akbar Ne Nayi Nayi Shadi Kari Aur Jo Uski Begaum Aayi Thi Vo Bahut Hi Haseen Thi Aur Uske Boobs Bade Hi Mote Mote And Mast Thhe.

Taansen, Akbar Ka Sangeetkar Ka Dil Unhe Muh Mein Lene Ka Hua. Par Koi Tarkeeb Dimag Mein Na Aayi

To Jaisa Sab Jante Hai Ki Birbal Ka Dimag Bahut Tez Tha, Har Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Leta Tha, Tansen Uske Pas Gaya Aur Bola.

Tansen: “Yaar Birbal, Nayi Begum Sahiba Badi Mast Hai Koi Jugaad Kar Na Jis Se Uske Boobs Choos Saku

Birbal Ne Jawab Diya: “Dekh Bhai, Main Salahkaar Sirf Badshah Ka Hun, Aur Kisi Ko Main Free Mein Koi Salah Mashvara Nahi Deta, Bina Paiso Ke Teri Koi Madad Nahi Karunga

Taansen Ne Kuch Pal Socha Aur Bol Diya Ki Vo Ye Kaam Karvaye Main Usko Sone Ki Asharfiya De Dunga.

Raat Ko Birbal Taansen Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Tera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai, Maine Begum Ki Bra Mein Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Hai

Tansen Bola: “Arey Par Us Se Kya Hoga?

Birbal: “Kal Subha Badshah Jab Ye Problem Mere Ko Batayega To Main Bol Dunga Ki Taansen Ke Muh Mein Jaadu Hai, Shareer Mein Kahi Bhi Khujli Ho Rahi Ho Aur Tansen Usko Choose To Khujli Theek Ho Jaati Hai

Idea Sun Kar Tansen Bada Khush Hua, Aur Agle Din Hua Bhi Aisa, Taansen Ne Zam Kar Begum Sahiba Ke Boobs Choose Aur Maje Liye

Agle Din Jab Birbal Paise Lene Aaya To Taansen Bola: “Ghanta Lele Mera, Itna Chota Sa Kaam Kiya Aur Uske Badle Mein Itne Paise Mang Raha Hai, Ye Toh Main Bhi Kar Sakta Tha Bina Tumhari Madad Ke.

Birbal Ye Sunkar Muskuraya Aur Bola: “Taansen Beta, Main Janta Tha Ki Tu Aisa Haramipana Dikhayega, Isliye Kal Raat Ko Maine Akbar Ke Kachhe Mein Bhi Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Tha.

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32 Comments

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Kya mast joke hai per maine shayad ye joke isi site per pada tha

    1. DELETED says:

      Lalit ji i have posted it in cmts …..

  2. manish kmr says:

    bahut dino baad ek mast joke hahaha

  3. Anuj says:

    hehehhehehehhehehhehe mast hai

  4. Nitesh...some..say says:

    hehhehehhehhehehhehehe…. :-)

  5. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahahahaha
    Masstt hai…

  6. Piyush Maurya says:

    Dosto kaise hai ap sub’

  7. Mausam says:

    hahahaahhaahah ye joke shayad sameer ne yahaan ke users par rakh kar hi sunayaa tha.
    lekin joke bahut hi mast he

  8. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Joke padha k majboor ho gai coments likhne ko vakai best hai maza aa gaya .kaise ho dosto kya chal raha hai?

    1. Lalitmangla says:

      Tum to ab aati hi nahi

  9. Aaliya sdq says:

    mindblowing.

  10. deleted says:

    Bohat Socha, Bohat Samjha, Bohat Hi Dair Tak
    Parkha.
    Ke Tanha Ghutt Ke Jee Lena, Muhabbat Se To
    Behtar Hai..!!

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      aayen….! Dono same condition nahi hain?

  11. deleted says:

    Koi Rutha Hua Dost Aaj Bahut Yaad Aaya,
    Ek Guzra Hua Waqt Aaj Bahut Yaad Aaya,
    Chupa Leta Tha Jo Mere Dard Ko Apne Sine
    Mein,
    Aaj Fir Dard Hua Toh Wo Bahut Yaad Aaya.

  12. deleted says:

    Sapne saare tod kar baithe hai,
    Dil ke armaan chor kar baithe hai,
    Na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein,
    Abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar baithe hai.

    1. sanjay41 says:

      del bhai ek bar tere sath Baith kar drink karni hai or sher o shayri karni hai.zindgi ki keemaT WASSOL HO JAYGI

  13. nina says:

    helo frends.

    1. Alok* Gupta says:

      Hi Nina, kahan thi itne din se

  14. HPS (harendra chaudhary) says:

    Wah!!! Wah!!! Deleted bro

    1. deleted says:

      thanx hps bro…

  15. deleted says:

    gud nite friends…,…,

    admin ye sare users month k last mein aise gayab hue jaise salary….hoti h …..hehehe

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Lagta Hai Ki Wo Bhul Gayen Hai
      Mujhko,
      Ab Kavi Khidki Ka Parda Nehi Badla
      Jata…!

  16. Lalitmangla says:

    Goodnight friends

  17. Lalitmangla says:

    Na maine socha ki jindgi ne mujhse kya kaha na maine socha ki jindgi ne mujhse kya kaha fir main jindgi se kya shikayat karoon

  18. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    sms ban has been lifted.

    1. deleted says:

      yes gud mrng friends…….

  19. Nupur says:

    Mst joke

  20. Priya says:

    Good Joke :D :D ..
    Good Morning Friendzzzzz..

  21. Lalitmangla says:

    Good morning friends

  22. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello

  23. Hatim loves nonvegjokes says:

    Wah Admin, kya joke hai.. Bhai maja aa gaya joke padh kar..

  24. Rohit says:

    best joke of the month…….. very nice

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