Biwi Ho To Aisi, Mast Aur Bindaas

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Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya

To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai

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Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai

Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?

Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli..

Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le

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69 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Phir to santa ne uske pati ka hi liya hoga, kyuki 500 Rs. bhi sath me mil rahe hai…..hehehehe

  2. Cobra says:

    kya lene ko boli l##d?

    to fir 100 me hi baat ban jati.

    1. Jay says:

      @ Cobra, Ye Dkho Barshat shuru hone se pahle hi CoBra ji bhi apni gufa chorkar bahar aa gye….Welcome cobra bro.

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    he he he accha jawab diya…..

  4. Jay says:

    @ All frnds Good Day !!!!!!!!!

    @Admin bhai, Salam Namaste! Aap kaise hai ? kya baat hai Mob. No. se ab facebook ID par aa gaye ?????

    @ Rashii ji, Aap ko mere joke me kya samjh me nahi aaya ? Ye mujhko khud smajh me nahi aa raha hai….hehehe

    @ Panchhi ji wo khayal hi kya ? jiska Eehsash na ho sakey.

    @ Divya ji kabhi es Gareeb ke dil ka v hal puch liya karey, Delhi me rahti hai to kuch Dildari bhi dikhya karey.

    @ Anjali ji mai aapko kya kahu ????? Kuch kahunga, to aap kahengi, ke maine kaha thha, tumko kuch nahi kahne ko:P

    @ Head of F.G.U. & Guru Maa. Aap kaha hai ? Aap k bina Aapke Bacche sab Anath se lag rahe hai.

    @Sapna ji pahle to Aap Sapne me bhi Aa jati thhi, lekin Ab to Aapne Sapne me bhi Aana chor diya hai.

    @Dhiraj yar tum meri rajai me aane ke liye Thandi ka kyu intjar kar raha hai? Mai es time abhi v Full A.C. karke Rajai me sota hun. Tera jab Dil Chahe aa Jaieyo.

    @Raj bro. Aap apne muhalle me etana busy ho gaye ki hum dosto ko hi bhool gaye ?

    @Kapil bro. Delhi Aaj bhi Dilwalo ki he hai. Aap apne dekhne ka najariya badal kar ke to dekhen.

    @Shivendra ji aapke comments bahut acche hotey hai.

    @Muthmar singh Aapke Abhiyaan se to INDIA KI Population par Control kiya ja sakta hai, Lekin bahi ye Condom com. Aur Red Light Area ka kya hoga……hehehe

    @Prince ji aapko aapki princes mili ki abhi nahi ???????

    @Wanted ji aap kaha hi etane dino baad jhalak dikhakar phir kaha gayab ho gaye ????

    @Banjara ka kafi dino se kuch pata nahi chal raha hai ??????

    @ Raavan ji aapka Raz hume maloom ho gaya hai ke aapki jaan panchhi me hai….hehehe

    @Mousam ji Aapne hume bahut bechain kar diya hai, Ab to Khushiyo ki Barshat shuru kar dijiye.

    @Viru mere yaar teri Basanti ko meri bhi kabhi yaad aati hai ke mujhe bhool gayi hai ??????

    @Pyare Bhaiya Aur Savita Bhai aap logo ki bahut yaad aati hai.

    @Samir aur CID ye dono ek sath bahut dino se Lapta hai.

    @Hearbeat aise mat gayab ho jaya karo, aapko maloom hai ke ye dil apne liye nahi balki kisi aur ke liye dhadakta hai……

    @ Dr. Kumar ji, Lagta hai aapka Dhandha Paani Accha chal raha hai tabhi to aapko yaha aane ki time nahi milti hai.

    @Anuj tumhary liye Summer offer hai, Ek Lolipop ke sath 2 Gulabjamun free hai…………hehehe

    @ Matrix Tumne BABA ji Ka Colget (Tooth pest) Daant me Lagaya to tere DAANT ke Sarey Keede mar gaye, BaBA ji wala wahi Colget apni GA#D me bhi laga ley, Sarey Keede mar jayenge……hehehe

    Arey ye kya ???? ye to mera comment bahut Laba ho gaya pata nahi, Bahi esko Dalega bhi ya nahi dalega, esliye mai bahut se dosto ka naam nahi Likh paa raha hun, so sorry yaaro………..Don’t mint & tc.

    1. Admin says:

      hehehe Bachha Jay… pahle facebook id fir mobile fir ghar ka address. fir uski koi achi si saheli.. ab puch saheli hi kyu. direct vo hi kyu nahi

      kyunki chudail bhi ek ghar chhod deti hai ;) main to fir b Baba hun

      1. Panchhi says:

        Hehe baba ji chudail ek nhi sat ghar chodti h

        1. Admin says:

          Abe vo tumhare udhar ki baat hogi, hamare yaha to ek ui chodti hai

        2. Admin says:

          Panchhi tune thik nahi kiya jo facebook ki new id sirf mere liye banayi and I m gonna delete u, mujhe vo dost nahi chahiye jo dusre ka vishwas na kare. And thx for telling me I m just a waste for you

      2. jugnu says:

        admin bhai, chudail ke bare me panchhi ji se panga mat lo inko 200 saal ka experience h. Huhuhu dar lag raha h. Bachao chonch chubha di pichhwade me…

      3. jugnu says:

        by the way chudai 7 ghar CHODTI nahi CHHODTI h. Bhai ye girls galat spelling ki aad me pura maja leti hain. Hehehe

      4. jugnu says:

        sorry chudail likhna tha . Yar ye chudail ki spelling hi suspecious h. L ni lagaya to arth ka anarth ho gya. Sorry for violation. Jai gandhiji

      5. Panchhi says:

        Ok baba ji jo ap thik samjo…bt mene apni safety dekhkr h new account bnaya ….aur vishvas ap par h lekin dusro ka kya jo is site se mere dost bante…aur meri profile me meri family membrs nd frnds h vaha pr shayad me yaha jese bat krti hu vha ni kr skti….aur unhe pta chale me yha cment krti hu to meri vatt lga denge ….bs yhi reason h….

        1. Admin says:

          To bevkoof ladki to pahle hi mana kar deti mujhe, par jab tumne esa kiya to bura laga. And one more thing dear abhi mujhmein itni akal hai ki frmds n familly mein kaiso kisi ko treat krna hai.

      6. Panchhi says:

        Thik h kutte galati ho gaee ….tera dil dukha sorry….

        1. Admin says:

          to Kameeni ab asli wali id pe add kar jaldi se

      7. AJUBA says:

        Admin bro me 1 site pe chat karta tha vaha 1 ladki 2 sal se muzse chat karti thi bate discus karti thi mene us se mig33 ki id mangi to usne bhi pan6i jesa kiya nayi id banayi usme mene dekha sirf 4 frend to mene bhi aapki tarah hi javab diya uska bhi same reply aaya mere orignal frends he colege frends he to mene usko bol diya unke pas hi marva mere sath time pas mat kar gali di or gand pe lat marke bhaga diya id delet sab delet

        1. Admin says:

          Nahi nahi main esa nahi karunga, muje yakeen hai ki ek din panchi mujhe asli wale account se add karegi, hai na panchii

      8. Panchhi says:

        Hehehe @ajuba kyarek to bija ni problem samjvani koshish karo …i m 100% sure k tme jara vicharso aemni vat pr to te teni jagya e sacha hase…

    2. Anuj says:

      @ Jay Baby Mujhko Malum Hai Tum Admin Ke Mithai Dukan Se Lolypop Aur Gulabjamun Kharidte Ho. Ye Offr Sirf Tmhare Liye Hai Sbhi Ke Liye Nhi Hai. 1 Kam Kar Lolypop Tu Kha Le Aur Gulabjamun Dhiraj Ko De De

      1. Jay says:

        Aur tu kya Lolipop aur Gulabjamun se nikla huwa RAS chatega……hehehe

      2. jugnu says:

        aur anuj ji aap kya khaoge seviyan (black maggi ) hehehe

      3. Anuj says:

        @Jay Baby Pehle Tu Lolypop Aur Gulab Jamun To Kha Ras Kapil Ko bahat Pasand Hai.

        @ Jugnu 1 to Tere Gand Mai Jo Batti Lagi Hai Wo Bahat Kam Light Deti Hai. Tera Gand Dhumdne Mai Takif Bahat hoti Hai Baba Ji Ko Unka Aankh Kamjor Hai Na. Aur Tera Dhanda Sirf Rat Ko Chalta Hai Din Ko Tera G Dikhta Hi Nhi Hai. Rat Bhar Mai Kitna Kama Leta Hai…?

        Aur Tu Wo Kale Sewaiya Ki Bechne Baat Kr Rha Jo Tere G Mai Rat Ko Laga Reh Jata Hai.

      4. Panchhi says:

        Aur ap jugnu ji khavij jinhe hamare yaha ped me rehne wala mama kehta h

      5. Thakur.Muthmar.singh says:

        Anuj aur jay tum dono ke lolipop aur gulabjamn khatam ho gye ho to ma apne kheer lekar aaoun? Vaise hehe ye kheer spacial tun dono ke liye muth markar nikali ha vo b bani-bnayi

      6. Jay says:

        Abe oye Muthmar tum apni Kheer Apne Mohalle walo ko khila, aur jab koi bhi na mile to tu hi Khaa liya kar, Haramkhoor jab teri kheer ka koi Customer nahi hai to tum meri Mithayi ki dukan ka sabse old Customer Anuj ko kyu bula raha hai??????

        Ek baat aur yaad rakhiyo agar phir tumne mere kishi bhi customer ke khilaf kuch bhi bola to Kamene mai Aakar teri Dukan ki Bhatthi hi tood – phod dalunga….tc.

      7. Panchhi says:

        ankit ji ap hmare dost bn gaye welcome ji …

    3. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      nahi jay bro aajkal princesss kaha milti hain? Filhaal saamne waali chhat waali ladki ko aajkal line maar rahe hain.aur wo harami aisi aisi harkat karti hai ki jhaante sulag jaati hain..but baba ji ne control karne ka tarika bata rakha hai na..to koi dikkat nahi.. Aur ek baat clear kar doo..main muthmaar nahi hoo. He he he.

    4. Panchhi says:

      Achha achha thik h abse khayal rakhung.i..

      1. ANKIT says:

        HLO PANCHHI I M ANKIT.AAP LOG MUGE BI APNE FRND M ADD KRLO.

  5. Wanted says:

    ye hua NAHLE PR DAHLA

    @hi all, kaise ho sb? yaha jharkhand main mast barish ho rhi hai. mousam ekdm thanda-2 cool-2 hai. bs is romantic mausam me ek gf ki kami akhar rhi hai,

    @oye jay,to 2m v hamari tarah diljale ho, chal koi baat nhi tu mere pass aa ja, 2no sath milkr dhinka chika karenge, waise tere liye 1 sher hai..

    eye dost bandh le kafan me botal,

    chup-2 kr piya krenge; :))

    in ladkion se to bewafai mili,

    ab bhutniyo se panga liya krenge..

  6. Anuj says:

    hahahahahaha

    @Jay Baby Kaisa Hai Yar Tu. Tere Baare Mai Sun Ke Bahat Dukh Hua Matrix Ne Phone Par Bataya Ki Hehehe Kal Rat Admin Ne Teri GA#D Ko Double Roti Ki Tarah Phula Diya. Yar Iodex Laga Le Thik Ho Jayega.

    Admin Ye Galat Hai Kam Se Kam Sarso Ka Tel To Laga Liya Hota. Jay Dhiraj Ka Lene Ki Aadat Hai Tera Ya Mera Wala Nhi Hehehehe.

  7. kamdev says:

    Dhobi ki biwi v challu hain,

    jai hooooooooooooo

    1. jugnu says:

      bhai aap bda jai ho jai hoo kar rahe h. Ek raat a. r. Rehman ke sath so gaye the kya galti se

      1. fucki says:

        jugnuji mai soya tha aur kuch janna hai?

  8. Rashii says:

    Nice jaise ko taisa

    hi frnds how r u?

    Jay ji ap itne nasamjh toh nhi lgtey ki apko samjh hi na aaya ki hume kya samjh nhi aaya hehe

    Prince ji hum ap k liye dua kerege ki apko b apki tarah koi ladki mil jaye. Jaise Bad boy= Bad girl. hehehe

    divya ji hum abhi toh thik hain kal ka pta nhi, ap kaisi ho?

    1. jugnu says:

      mittran di akh ajj laal goriye koi banda bunda marna te dass kuriye

      1. Admin says:

        jugnu inni punjabi vi na maar kyunki mitraan ne v aaj laayi hoyi hai Buraaaaaaaaaaaa

      2. jugnu says:

        o balle balle admin praji,
        ajj tan maja aju fer. Khoob jamega rang jb mil baithenge teen yar – aap, main or mera pappu. Hehehehe
        apse hi sikha h babaji

        1. Admin says:

          Par yaad rakhiyo ye vohi pappu hai jo mene tujhe diya thha aur jisse tu khela karta thha. Aur usko aram se khilaya kar nahi to vo jyada khelne se kayi baar ulti b kar deta hai

      3. Rashii says:

        Hume panjabi nhi aati kripya hindi me boliye

  9. Rashii says:

    Kapil ji delhi dilwalo ki sirf bolne k liye hain, delhi me kai areas aise hain jaha new logo k sath misbehave kiya jata hain, boring delhi,

    1. Wanted says:

      rashii dear, ye sach hai ki mai yaha regular nhi aa pata, bt ye v sach hai jis din mai aata hu, tumhara jikr jrur krta hu. kai baar aisa laga ki tumko mujhme koi intrest nhi hai so mujhe tumhe bhul jana chahiye pr pta nhi kyo mai chahkr v kvi aisa nhi kr paya

      tumhare liye…

      dil ne kha use yaad krna chod de,

      tvi dil k kisi kone se awaz aayi,

      wo meri hr saanso me basi hai,

      to kya ab saans lena v chod de…

      1. Rashii says:

        Wanted ji ab hum kya kahe aapne itna kuch bol diya, ap humare dost n hum apki dost hain or hamesha rahege, kaise ho ap?

    2. fucki says:

      Rashiiji kaisi hain?

      1. Rashii says:

        Hum thik hain or ap?

    3. ishu says:

      Hi i am ishu,kya aap sab humko apna dost banayenge?my first time in this site.

      1. Anuj says:

        Abe Kya First Time Hai… Hehehe Tujhe Jay Ne Apna Ga#d De Diya Kya.

        Chinta Mat Kar Jay Tujhko Roz Dega.

      2. Jay says:

        Ishu bro. hum sabhi aapke dost hai, Aur hum sabhi frnds aapka welcome kartey hai.

      3. Wanted says:

        welcome ishu, aap kha se ho?

    4. Wanted says:

      mai thik hu rashii dear, 2m batao kya chal raha hai. nd haa 2m plz mujhe JI WI mt bola kro, mera naam deep singhania hai n gr 2m mujhe mere naam se bulaogi to mujhe achcha lagega

    5. RAAVAN says:

      he rashi delhi ke baare me aisa mat bolo yaar dilhi india ka dil or dil me rahne wale sda khushiyan nahi dete kabhi kabhi gum bhi dete hain or india me aisa konsa hissa hai jhan sabhi ke saath ek jaisa behave hota hai

    6. ANKIT says:

      HLO RASHI I JOIN THIS SITE .

  10. jugnu says:

    hanji admin bhai, ek joke arj h

    ek bar santa cycle mechanic ki shadi hoti h. Dulhan suhagrat wale kamre me enter hoti h to dekhti h ki. Santa kapde utarkar bade se pani bhare tub ke pas baitha hota h. Wo chilla ke puchhti h ki ye kya h. Santa innocently uttar deta h ki " yaraan nu te mori (chhed) pani vich hi labhdi (milti) h. Hehehe

  11. w says:

    Good answer

  12. Rahul says:

    Hi I am Rahul. Me aaj hi join hua hu. Me aap sabhi se dosti karna chahta hu. I hope mujhe nirasha nahi milegi.

    1. jugnu says:

      welcome rahul. Yahan sb bahut achhe hain. Everybody will be ur frnd bas yahan ka pyara mahoul mat kharab krna. Jeo aur jeene do.

      1. Jay says:

        Hey Jugnu yar tum hai koun ????????? tum hamara koi old friend hai jo apna name chenged karke Jugnu kar liya hai. Yaar tum sab apna name kyu chenge kar lete ho ???????

      2. Wanted says:

        thik kha jay bro, ye jugnu apna koi purana dost hi hai. admin bro, tumhe pta ho to 2m hi bta do.

  13. Dhiraj says:

    @the names i like in boys….very-2 hot sexy and intelligent name that is jay..,harsh,imran,sahil,sagar,rahul,….rehaan,…umm aur baki k naam utne sexy aur hot nahi hai…samir thik thak naam lagta hai..

    the boys which i dont like.
    1..no saaf saafai.
    2..smokers and drinkers
    3.always asking question
    4.use gali galoch in sentences
    5..not intrested in fun,travelling,dance.etc etc.
    6..no understanding.
    7..not loving
    8.short temper..

    jay ye saari cheeje tum mein hain ki nahi hain….he he…

    but i can knw users by reading their cmnts he he!….jay tumhare pass sirf ek cheej ki kami hai…he he!??

    1. Jay says:

      Yar Dhiraj Esiliye to wo chez mai kisi ko nahi deta hun…hehehe

  14. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    @Jay main ye comment delhi pe likh raha hoo.. Mere office ke kai branches hai.. Ek delhi me bhi hai.. Waha ek mera dost bhi kaam karta hai.. Hai to umar me mujhse bada lekin achhi dosti hai.. Roj hi baat hoti hai. Uski ek girlfriend jo delhi ki local gairl hai..yaad dila doo mera dost delhi ka nahi hai.. Agar uski girlfriend ki baat karne baith jaun to page ke page bhar jayenge.. Bus yun samjh lo delhi ki adhiktar ladkiya narrow minded hain… Dusro pe vishwash to inhe hai hi nahi.. Haa khud pe ghmand bahut hai.. Maine khud delhi me 6 mahine spend kiye hai.. Jhuth nahi kahunga..ye city really ab dilwaalo ki nahi hai.. Dhokebaji ki aisi tasveer banayi hai us ladki ne sunte dil hilta hai..

  15. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    admin bro tension na le…ek id nahi mili to kya? Hum log to hai na.. Aur bhai tune hi to kaha tha ki ladka dost wo kar sakta hai jo ladki dost nahi kar sakti.. He he he.. Panchhi ji, pahle to sorry..mujhe aapki matter me bolne ki permisson nahi hai fir bhi, aapko bhi galat nahi kahunga.. Aapne apni saftey ke liye aisa kiya.. Haa ye jagah hi aisi hai ki yaha har koi bindaas hoke baat karta hai..iska matlab ye hargiz nahi hai ki wo har koi apni niji life me bhi aisa hi chutiya hoga.. Aur aapne ye to bata hi diya ki aap yaha ke ladko ke baare me kya sochti hain…

    1. Panchhi says:

      O god! Yaar bs kro ap jo sochte ho vo apke k liye sai hoga aur me jo sochti hu muje vo h sahi lgta h…

  16. sunny says:

    aisi nari ko mera salam………..
    mast laga yaar

  17. DESERT BOY says:

    kya baat hen babaji meri commnt nahin aai

  18. marshal says:

    kya joke tha yar kaha se late ho aise jokes idea koan se plenet se ho.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………..

  19. bhaskar says:

    itni hoshiyari ka parichay kewal aap jaise hi de sakate hai . ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah ah ah ah ha ……………………

  20. uday singh says:

    are aap ki baat nirali hai……………………….

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