Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.

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Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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49 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    ha ha ha lekin yaar admin kuch aadmiyo ki 1 goli b hoti hai…wese meri 2 hi hain…aur ek gun hai..jo AK 47 ki tarah dushmano{ladkiyo)ko dekhte hi goliya uglne lagti hai

  2. Matrix says:

    Lagta hai gabbar ki ek hi goli hogi . ha…..ha….ha….ha…
    kyonki banduk purani hai ek hi goli waali.ha……ha…..ha…..
    Gabbar aaj tak sochta hoga ki admiyon ki ek se jyada goli hone se bandook pe load badh jayega.Tabhi to usne kaha "bahut nainsafi hai". ha….ha….ha…..
    Good joke admin bhai.

    1. Dr.kumar says:

      bete matrix i thnk tere uparwale tera upari mala khali hi rkha h tbhi kuchbhi bol rha

      Sala goli do unke par hol[g**d] to ek hi h n

      Ha ha ha h h h ……………………….

      1. Matrix says:

        Tu bewakuf hai kya? ha ha ha……….

        Sale tune kya likha hai kuch samajh mein hi nahi aa raha. Sale english to aati nahi hai to hindi hi sikh le.And I think you are mad that's why giving this type of comments. Ha….ha…..ha……………….

  3. Rahul(chdml) says:

    Nice joke hehe
    @sheela rani ksi ho baby,yar tmhare bina rhna bdha muskil ho gaya jan,i lve u janu.yar w2h pe aona tmse bat karni hai.
    @rashi dear ksi ho yar laddu khai ki nai ystrday,kbi muje yad krlia karo dear.
    @lofar(bmw) kha bhag kaya tu sxy uncle se jhnda pheran apni gand me,tri bibi ki ga..d me mne kal jahnda pheraya tha hehe.
    @preet dear ksi ho janu.misu bb.
    @ravan,rana,dev,jay,dheraj, n frnds kese ho sb

  4. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Atankwadi, tune kyaaa kiya! ufff…. tune sab barbad kar diya,ab me kya karu,tune mujhe kahin ka nahi chhora,sab bak dala na ho gayi tasalli,meri jindagi barbad karke tujhe kya mila… abe tera pet aurat ka pet hai kya ek baat hajam nahi hoti tujhse, maine to is ghatna ko joke banaker pesh kiya tha, tujhe sach manne ko koun kaha tha, ab koi ladki is site ki mujhse nahi pategi ye tune kya kiya sab ladki jan gayi hai ki mene tera gand mara hai…mujhe to darr hai ye baat kahi is site se bahar chali gai to meri to shadi v nahi hogi..aur ek baat tu comt. dene k baad ro kyo raha tha,abhi tak dard kar raha hai kya???????

    NOTE: – tu agar chahta hai me aage se aisa comt na du to ek req hai tujhse, panchhi se related koi comt mat do, usse agr baat hi karni hai to koi achi comt do definitely she'll reply ! chalo deal kar lete hai…"tu panchhi par koi comt na diyo main kisi v ladki par comt nahi dunga" mujhe reply dena jarur!

    @Simmiji – Aap to bura hi maan gayi mene to mujhpar koi comt dene se mana kiya tha par aap joke ya baki frnds par comt to de hi sakti hai….aap bahut achi ladki hai jo dusro ko read karti hai aise log bahut kam hai par ek raaj ki baat batau majak me mat lijiyega…jo koi v ladki mujhse hamdardi,pyar rakhti hai na wo bahut prob face karti hai(i.e panchhi)…aur mein nahi chahta hu ki aapke comt me mera naam kabhi aaye this is full n final!

    @Kapil – tune mujhko galat samjha yaar main tujhe bro kahta hu, tu ek acha,mast ladka hai meri aankhen dhoka nahi khati hai,main tujhse koi panga nahi le raha hu bas tujhe miss kar raha tha to tujhe bulane ka ye tarika acha laga, main to tujhe dost manta hu….

    @Jay – ek baat tujhe batadu main bahut ziddi hu,aur jo chaha hai ushe hasil kar ki raha hu aur chahe kuch v ho jaye jab tak me is site par hu roj tujhe galiya diya karunga,tujhe sharm nahi aata tere absenc me roj dhiraj ka bura haal ho raha,tere paas dil hai ki nahi,yaa tujhe frndship ka meaning nahi malum……come soon

  5. Lofar says:

    @Rashiiji aap kya chahti ho k dhiraj aur dev k tarah is site k sare ladke tume rashii di rashii di kahe tab tume khushi hogi madam itni hi prblm hai na cmnts se to ghar me baitho is site pe mat aao aur Lofar ne tume kuch b galat nai bola aur jyada bhav khane ki jaroorat nahi hai tum bahenji type ki hi lagti ho.

    @Raj bnds yar tu diplomatic bate karke lofar ko cnfuse karta rahta hai

    @Rahul Chodumal(BLW) yar tu na bhai poora DK Bose hai tune na frustrate hoke Lofar ko do jokes me same cmnt dala. Bhai mai aagaya hu teri marne yar hua yu ki teri bibi k sath doggy style karne k chakkar me dono lock ho gaye bt maza bhut ayo re bhai ha bdi der me lock khula to yad aya k BLW ki b verbally marni hai to aa gaya.

    @Sheelaji ap mujhe na bachche se jawan bana phir dono jawani k maje milke karenge.

    @Panchhi meri massakkali kabootri kaisi ho jana.

    @Ravan bhai hamare savvaddata Rahul Chodumal ne apni ga@nd k hawale se ye khabar di hai k aapke bhai kumbhkaran aur apki bibi mandodari ko ravanvatika me sandigdh awastha me dekha gaya hai.

    @Rana Wanted Dev Anjali Rosy Shruti Simmi Preet Admin Mausam Jay Dhiraj Matrix Ratan Kumar shasank Atankwadi Kapil nd my dear frnds good night take care

    1. Rashii says:

      Lofer apna sahi name choose kiya hai aapne, apka cmt read ker k hasi aa gayi, mujhe behanji word se koi prob nhi hai, agar kisi ko hurt ker k khud ko cool(modern) samjha jata hai to main behan ji sunna he jyda pasnd kerungi

      n maine apko sirf itna he kaha tha ki ap mujhper limit me rehker he cmt de, main nonveg jokes read kerti hu is ka mtlb ye nhi ki ap mujhe kh b bol de

  6. kapil the cute boy says:

    @SHRUTI dear surat to bahut door hai aisa karte hain..ek jagah chunte hain jo tumare liye b najdik ho aur mere liye b..aisa karte hain..delhi me milte hain…

    @rashi dear me theek hu bas yaar busy rehta hu isliye regular nhi ho pata..tum sunao DOON me shardi kesi pad rhi hai

    1. Admin says:

      Shruti kal se mein aapki bakwas sune ja raha hun… ki main ye nahi vo nahi… aram se joke padd aur users ko tang na kar
      aur by the way Satish Mishra aapke daddy ya bade bhai ya dada ji honge Right

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