Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.

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Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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  1. cold blooded indian says:

    abe chorichodo…… Badvo… Sabar karo ganduo..

    Ek din sabko chodne ko mil jayega

    Us time jamke fully chod dena

    Chod chod ke maza lena

    Koi mana nahi karega.,…

    Tab tak masturbating kar ke kaam chalana

  2. roney says:

    hiiii neha darling tere is dilogue ne mere sote hue lund ko khada kar diya hai.
    mera lund 1 baar uth jata hai to kisi ki maarkar hi dum leta hai. plz apna no. de do. main tumhari maarne ke liye aa raha hu.

  3. Zohaib says:

    apas me mat lado girls apni zabaan sambhal ke rakho ek bar meri hati na phir is site par ana chod doge samje Zohaib Quraishi name hai mera so plz dont bad comment ok i hope u dont mind specialy neha,naina ,riya

  4. harami says:

    mai morigate school ki physics ki madem ki chut marna chahta hu usne mujhe ghasti ne oractical mai no. nai diye maa dar chod ne sali ghastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    1. admin says:

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  5. gauravaggarwal says:

    Are priya agar chut garm ho rahi hao to uspe omlet banao air fir use choot me ghusa lo aur agar thoda bache to gand me bhi dal lo……. . ..enjoyyyyyyy priya gastiiiiii…………..

  6. sanjeev says:

    SONALI, Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
    Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
    Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
    Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai.

  7. sanjeev says:

    hello andy, this is for u, "EK SA DIL SAB KE PAS HOTA HAI PHIR Q NAHI SAB PE AITEBAR HOTA HAI,INSAN CHAHE KITNA HI AAM Q NA HO, PAR WO KISI NA KISI K LIYE JARUR KHAS HOTA HAI. THANX

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    LADKO TUM YE KAROGE TO SAARI LADKIYA BINA CHADDI KI HO JANYENGI .JEANS ORANGE TSHIRT,transparent sunglasses this much but sehat,surat,dimag bhi dikhna chahiye.

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    SAHI BOLI YUKTI MAIN LADKO K LIYE PAAGAL HOON.par ladkio se rishta magarmacch aur camel sa hai .i have great n creative mind.i know that was creative and ganda comnts for sexygirls.

  10. DHIRAJ says:

    ek bewakoof chudai karta hai to 10 bacche paida karta .ek samajhdar karta hai to 1 ya 2 bacche paida karta hai.ek geniusbacche god leta hai.india mein itni population kisne ki?

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    koi hai ladka jo meregaram hoto k saath kiss kar sakta hai agar nahi to iiiiiiiiillllllllooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuu.that it.god plz send lucky boy.

  12. DHIRAJ says:

    agar boys chicken dhi biryani to girls mineral paani.if boys are alpenleble to girls are ice cubes.if boys are perfume mix hawa to girls r thandi taazi hawa.if boys r hot nonveg pizza to girls r thumps up thanda.

  13. DHIRAJ says:

    good girls means respect,girls who smiles means i give her smile,agar ek ladki tumhara hamesha dhyan rakhe,tumhare sath-2 chale,tumhare saath agle 7 janmo tak rahne ka wada kare to means love agar yeh wada koi boy kare then he is god for me.

  14. DHIRAJ says:

    Sunny tum great comment karto ho .u r hero .lagta baki ladko k pass kuch bhi nahi hai tumhare pass great lund k saath dil bhi.Tum perfect ho tumhare pass sab kuch hai.i like u.baki to khali lagte hain.

  15. DHIRAJ says:

    SHAN naam tera accha magar yahaan kai log ek dusre par bekar comment kar chuke hain.jo main hoon wahee rahoonga tere kehne se mera kuch nahi hone wala. tu us category ka ladka jise sex k alawa kuch nahi dikhta hai .tu ladki k liye ek dusre ladke ki jaan le sakta hai.tere saath jo ladki rahegi woh unlucky hogi.god is nasamajh ladke ko akal de.

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    sardar biwi ki chaddikab utarega teri biwi ka rokar bura haal hai..abki bar use kah dena alarm laga k jaldi uthe varna teri chaddi pahan kar bina nahae office chala janunga.

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