Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe?

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Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe? Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par Baba Saxidas Ne 3 Khas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.

1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.

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2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.

3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.

Note: Ye Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai

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Biwi Ko Khush Rakhyne Ke 3 Tarike. 1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise. 2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per. 3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.

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25 Comments

  1. Rohit says:

    good morning friends……

  2. Anuj says:

    hmm :o

    1. Rohit says:

      hi anju kesi ho????

  3. Monica Sharma says:

    well yeh padhte samay jiske mann me jo khayal aaya wo v karoge toh khush hi rahegi.
    ;)

    1. Rohit says:

      bilkul thik kha monica tumne…

  4. Jay ♥ says:

    hahahahahahaha……….. Bhosadi ka ……..
    Ye ganduwo jaisa BABA Sexidas ka idea nahi ho sakta hai.
    Ye idea tera hai …….. kyuki tu Gandu hai aur wahi Ganduwo wala idea bhi de raha hai :P

    1. Deepak says:

      Hehehe…ap ne jo baat admin bro ko kabhi kahi thi.,
      us baat ko joke bana kr site pr daal diya Admin bro ne…yakeen na ho to last wala joke dekho…

      1. varsha says:

        hello deepak ji…

  5. Deepak says:

    gud joke…

    Roz subah us k hath me ya muh me do…..
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    – PRASHAAD

    1. Priya says:

      Kaamal ko Nakhro thoro..Gajab ko Tharo style he..Comment karvaka Lakhan koni..Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile he! :p :P

    2. Priya says:

      Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari saasu awegi. : P :P :P :P :P :P

      1. Deepak says:

        Beautiful Lines For You

        ________________________________________________________________________

        Next Time I Will Send Beautiful Circles 4 u :-D :-D

  6. Priya says:

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    1. Deepak says:

      Is me 10 sar Raavan k hain…

      Or 1 Priya ji ka…

      1. Priya says:

        hehehehe :p

      2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        kaun sa wala sir priya ka hai? hahahahaha..

      3. Priya says:

        Prince – The Bad Guy last waala :p

  7. Alok* Gupta says:

    bahut purana joke hai.

  8. varsha says:

    joke pehle suna hua h..den also its really nice…

    1. Anuj says:

      hmm

      1. varsha says:

        ye hmm kisliye?????

  9. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Khol k hath me dene se to lut jayenge baba ji, phir gf k hath me kya denge.?

  10. Ashiq says:

    Vri bd idea
    ye to kangaal hone ka tarika bata raha hai

  11. Ashiq says:

    Hllo alok ji phir koi kai story site pr dalo n

  12. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

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