Biwi Se Syanpanti Nahi Karni Chahiye

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Bahut Se Log Apni Biwiyo Se Syanpanti Karte Hai Aur Sochte Hai Ki Budhu Banaye, Par Is Biwi Ne To Haal Behaal Kar Diye
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Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Tha Aur Har Mahine Biwi Ko Paise Bheja Karta Tha

Ek Bar Us Ne Apni Biwi Ko Khat Likha: “Is Mahine Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Hoon

Biwi Bhi Puri Tez Thi Palat Ke Jawab Bheja: “Aap Ki Salary Ke Badle 100 Kiss Milay, Hisab Bhej Rahi Hoon:

Doodh Wala 2 Kiss Mein Hi Maan Gaya,

Teacher Ko 7 Deni Padi,

Sabzi Wala 7 Main Nahi Mana To 9 Dene Padi,

Kiryanewala 9 Kiss Se Nahi Mana To Usko 5 Aur Di,

Makaan Malik To Roz 6-7 Le Hi Jata Hai,

Aap Chinta Mat Karna, Mere Pass Approx 35 Aur Hai, Yeh Mahina Aaram Se Kat Jayega.”

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Comments

16 Comments

  1. Alok Gupta says:

    Pati fouj me biwi mouj me. Hi frnds how r u all.

    1. Hps says:

      I’m 5n alok ji

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke admin iski to kahani ban gayi pati fauj main patni mauj main ha ha ha

  3. Anuj says:

    Old hai :((

  4. deepak says:

    old..but…vry funny…

  5. Himanshu.The.DON says:

    Fouji pati ko ek bichare ko salary nahi mili uper se bv ka randipuna. Usne to usi wakt apni rifel se goli marli hogi khudko

  6. deepak says:

    “Maut To Naam Se Badnam Hai,….e… Dost…
    .

    Warna
    .
    .
    Taklif To Zindagi bhi Deti Hai..

    1. deleted says:

      DEEPAK KUCH DIN PAHLE HI MEINE BHI YAHI SHER POST KIYA THA …..HEHEHE

  7. anshul says:

    hehehehehehehehe nice babaji. old is gold.

  8. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

    Hahaha very nice joke

    1. Hps says:

      Kahan ho bro aaj kal dikhai nhi de rhe

      1. dilbar jani (heartbeat) says:

        Hps bhai main to yahi hu har roz site pe aata hu par cmnt nahi kar pata to so sry frnds

  9. panchhy says:

    hehehehe mastt h

  10. Satish says:

    pati fouj me parosi mouj m ……….. ha ha ha ha ha ha

  11. Rita says:

    bahut achcha laga kas aisa he hota……….

  12. veer says:

    good

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